#Dirkjade

[dirkjader]

Jade teaching Dirk how to shoot, he is still learning :3

[insufferable-homestuck]

dear insufferable homestuck,

can I get some transmasc (both of them) dirkjade mayhaps

sorry man you got an experimental artstyle. real sorry you have to receive this art. anyway harley glows green when excited

[disked]

style? outside! /ref

[dyke-stuck]

please use she/her for both dash and jade on this post, dash is transfem!

[against-rot]

[grimxark]

[sartorially]

dirkjade?

Rock-Em Sock-Em robots but there's love on the battlefield?

[queer-quadrants]

oh fuck yeah a new request blog!!! could you do something w pale dirkjade (both transmasc)?

crazy tboy swag on these two. sorry i didnt have any creative pose ideas on this one </3

[davekat-sucks]

does dirkjade have a cute ship name? i can’t remember;-;

Yes, it's called Sword Lily.

[dirkjader]

jade wants to have children with dirk but would jade be a good housewife?

What do you mean? Hal is the housewife!

Housewife Hal at side, I think they divide the chores.

I can see Jade working in a lab and maybe as a teacher, bringin science to the new Earth, meanwhile Dirk would be the one who stays at home because his workshop is there, he would also connect Hal to their intelligent house so when he is not in his robot body he controls all the electronics, he has control on the roombas.

Some explanations of each chore they do in the house under below:

I feel like Hal would be the one who likes more the cleaning, he likes to feel in control there. Dirk would be the next one and Jade as the last one, she stills likes it though, I am picturing their canon rooms here: Jade one is very messy but she likes to get everything in order sometimes, on the other hand Dirk's room is also messy but surprisly he has some order on his own mess.

Dirk would don't like cooking, he only knows fish dishes or food from cans maybe, but he also cooks sometimes for Jade. Jade likes cooking, she add veggies and meat, pretty decent meals. Hal likes helping in the kitchen.

Dirk does the dishes, its like his own time for self-reflection while help in the house. Jade sometimes do this chore and Hal don't like it for obvious reasons.

Dirk does the laundry, Jade likes it but usually forgets and also her dog hair can get on the clean clothes. Hal likes a little for the electronic and timer part.

Jade enjoys go for the groceries, Hal helps her and Dirk sometimes go with them but usually he stays at home.

Jade is the only one who enjoys working on the garden because Dirk and Hal don't likes getting dirty. Still Dirk has his own mini garden.

They all takes care of the kids!!!

[calware]

you fw dirkjade yaoi?

i can't see jade as a guy so no

[disked]

erm hi.... can i have some dirkjade pls......

sure

imagine i didnt take like two weeks to answer this

[dyke-stuck]

okay this is a) a really fun ship name & b) super cute.

please use he/him or pup/pups for jace on this post, he is ftm & pupgender!

[sodapops0lstice]

I really fuck with dirkjade actually

[dopaminegyro]

every other day i learn about new rarepairs i didnt evn think could exist they never wojld have occurred to me. dirkjade?? ok why not. i dont know how you even fathomed that but go off

[ble-ed-mo-re]

ecto kids time!!!

i was really inspired by meraki-sunsets post when she made the babies from the snapchat stories into characters and i wanted to do the same!

feel free to draw them, kin them- whatever you want! it was so much fun to make and i think everyone should make their own ecto kids ^^

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