#Does the whole League just go 'yep that's a normal dog nothing to see here' about him lmao

[puppetmaster13u]

The Au is Ra has been using the Lazarus pits for so long that causes him to see Danny like a human or his normal Phantom form Ra the only one that sees Danny like that

I love the idea of Deadly Decision getting together but Ra has no idea that Danny is no human he just thinks that Danny has his own Lazarus pit hidden somewhere away from him

Like Danny is full blown glowing white hair, green eyes, Sharp Fangs, an electrical being

Ra point at tall being of Life And Death it looks like he's about to rip you apart: This Is My Wife Danny.

Like sometimes people just ask him if he sees anything unhumanly about Danny and

Ra is like: What Are You Talking About ?

Danny's in the background forming Stars into his hand I'm trying to make himself a new sword

Talia and Dusan we're raised by Danny and Ra they just gotten used to also considering getting to be a normal human they find it hilarious to play along with their other two siblings Dan and Danielle that Mom is human

Slade: I've been meaning to ask what about that monster Ra has locked up back there

Talia: You Mean Mother

Slade: that's your mother I didn't know Ra al Ghul was attracted to on human beings

Dusan: what do you mean unhumanly our mother is perfectly normal he's not even assassin

Danielle walking out of his shadow: Maybe Your Mother Was The Weird One

Dan floating near Talia: Get the hell out how dare you disrespect our Mama

All of them are girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight people into believe Danny is normal

Damien will give warning that his grandmother does not look like a Human they were all expecting meta not electric being

Danny got so used to Ra al Ghul no his Husban treating him like a normal person when he's like this that he forgot that everyone might not that treat him like that

Honestly? I love this.

And you know what? Danny might need someone like that, who even as his humanity slips away still treats him as human, as not an eldritch creature of Space, of everything Between. Someone who treats him as well, him. Is his and Ras relationship healthy? Well maybe not in human terms, but do either of them count as such anymore?

The idea of the kids playing along is also amazing lol. Especially that Jordan and Ellie? Definitely same hat as Danny. Sure their forms still look sort of human, but that just makes it very uncanny valley. So others and siblings who treat them the same? They need it just as much- if nothing else than to not become so arrogant and uncaring of humanity that they could watch the world end without a blink.

Which, Damian! I bet Danny absolutely adores the grandbaby. I bet he crafts little ice bats and miniature planets to swirl above his crib. I bet he has a literal strip of space and stars on his ceiling. And Damian isn't the only grandbaby too- Dusan has a daughter in some timelines too. Not to mention Ras' adoptive daughter Nyssa, who he gave one of the Lazarus Pits to.

But speaking of Damian, I have to know what that would mean for Jason. Who was practically completely braindead before being thrown into the Pit. Who would have probably met Danny while there because I can't see Danny not also gently doting on another grandson.

Gosh I honestly am just really enjoying this whole thing lol.

[cinnaminsvga]

BTS POKEMON!AU

i made a similar post for the hyung line a few days ago, and it got some really good responses from everyone! so without further ado, here is the maknae line version!!

THE MAKNAE LINE GYM LEADERS:

JIMIN - psychic type specialist

“....”

“Oh, I know that look. You’re expecting me to be a water type gym leader, huh?”

tbh, no one could blame you for thinking he was a water type specialist because his gym was pretty much submerged underwater--literally

his core value, determination, was pretty much evident from the get-go. without the use of any diving apparatus, you had to come up for air every so often in order to pass through his gym in order to get to his room

“Don’t worry!! No one has drowned yet... I think.”

what is up with all the gyms in this region?? why is it like all the gym leaders were trying to kill you?

also, another pressing question: what if you can’t--

“You can���t swim? Oh, me too! The most I can do is a doggy paddle, and I’m not even that good...” Jimin laughed, his eyes squinting adorably

wait you didn’t even say that question out loud. was he--?

“Am I psychic? Nope! I just have really good intuition. Look, try to think something really weird and random. I promise I won’t be able to tell.”

ok. you start mentally saying to yourself: ‘holy shit you’re really fucking hot and cute, your hands are really small and i want to hold them and i would really love it if you could maybe stick them up my--’

“See? I have no idea what you’re thinking!”

(when you aren’t looking though, you don’t notice the keen smirk on his face HE HE HE)

“Anyway, about the drowning thing: don’t worry! My slowking and I will save you if you ever start looking like you’re having some trouble.”

getting saved by a hot gym leader who had killer abs to boot? maybe you should pretend to drown just so you could maybe see him in action well now you have nothing to worry about

as you go through his gym with some difficulty due to your lack of swimming skills, you noticed from the corner of your eye how jimin was indeed swimming alongside you, except he wasn’t exactly swimming

“Did I forget to tell you? You could use your psychic type pokemon to create a bubble of air around you to make it easier. Haha, how silly of me to forget” he told you this telepathically, a mischievous grin on his face

(you promptly rise up to catch your breath, slap him on his firm chest in annoyance, and summon your psychic type pokemon to help you complete his hellish gym)

now that you have the help of your psychic pokemon to aid you, you reach his gym leader room quickly

the room had less water and appeared more normal in comparison to the rest of his gym, with a simple dust battleground for the battle and a chair for where jimin was supposed to sit

except the chair wasn’t empty like it should have been

“HI JIMINIE I CAME TO VISIT!”

lo and behold, the neighboring gym leader, kim taehyung, had come to visit (if you haven’t pieced it together, he was the one sitting on jimin’s chair)

“How many times have I told you not to visit during a challenge?”

the pout on taehyung’s face was as fake as the baby voice he used: “but jiminieeeee i missed you :<”

“Omg--i’m so sorry, my darling. Are you fine with him watching us battle?”

not really sure what the fuck was going on, you let him do as he pleased

when you acquiesce to his ridiculousness, taehyung points you a saucy wink, which pretty much short circuits your brain and breaks your concentration

so all in all, you could definitely blame your defeat to taehyung’s way too intense staring and overzealous hooting

after the battle, jimin comes over to you and pats you on the shoulder, half-apologetic for his weird friend

“I’m so sorry about him, but I suppose this is a way for you to get used to him because you will have to defeat him eventually. Come back next time and i’ll make sure he doesn’t interrupt again.”

(taehyung, does in fact, visit each time you rechallenge jimin)

(not that you were disappointed to lose more times than you can count. if it meant seeing jimin and his beautiful thighs each time, then honestly you should be thanking taehyung)

TAEHYUNG - grass type specialist

the moment you finally defeat jimin, taehyung jumps out from his seat and literally tackles you to the ground

“FINALLY! NOW IT’S MY TURN MY TURN~”

jimin barely manages to pull you from under taehyung’s bearhug and save you from permanent rib damage

taehyung, however, slaps jimin’s small hands away and carries you easily over his shoulder (for someone so skinny, you were surprised by his strength)

“Hey! You’re done playing with her, so now it’s my turn. Shoo, shoo!”

luckily, taehyung’s city was pretty much adjacent to jimin’s, so the travel time wasn’t a problem

unluckily, taehyung had decided that the best mode of transport was over his shoulder, while he rode on his FUCKING LUDICOLO

“HAHA, ISN’T THIS FUN?” he hollered, while you hung onto his shoulders for dear life

(Note: Ludicolos don’t walk from place to place; they dance from place to place. just try to imagine your arrangement as you travelled from jimin’s town to taehyung’s)

one very chaotic commute later, you finally arrive at taehyung’s... gym?

“WELCOME TO MY GYM! You must be wondering why it looks like an petting zoo... because it is a petting zoo!!”

before he can even explain what the actual fuck is going on, a shiny herdier comes charging at you

before you can get hurt, taehyungs moves to intercept the overexcited dog, letting the herdier push him to the ground and lick his handsome face

“HAHA oh by the way, this is soonshim! say hi to my new challenger, soonshim~”

after taehyung finished playing with soonshim (read: 30 minutes), he finally managed to explain the rules of his gym

“Oh, right. Rules. Ew. Well, I don’t really have a “challenge” per se. You can actually challenge me right now.”

wait. really?

a small girl (who you eventually learn is taehyung’s younger sister) kicks him in the leg, a stern glare on her young face

“Oh shi--oh hello my baby sister. Thanks for reminding me.”

so it turns out, there is a rule to defeating taehyung’s gym. except it’s kind of...

“Yep! All you have to do is pet EVERY SINGLE POKEMON ON MY PETTING FARM! Yup! in short, I just want you to have fun and go nuts!”

???? ok????? how hard can it be?

(it was, in fact, harder than you thought. it seemed like every cat pokemon on the farm had an aversion to your presence, and would proceed to scratch you if you even looked in their direction)

(good thing taehyung was good at first-aid, and he even kissed all your injuries after he patched them up. “Kisses make the boo-boos go away!!” he said without a hint of embarrassment, whereas you were as red as a voltorb)

turns out, it takes almost the whole day just to pet all the pokemon, so you decide to come back tomorrow to challenge him

“What? You’re going to camp out? NO NO NO! I cannot allow that! C’mon, you’re sleeping with me!”

(you try to decline his invitation, but taehyung just puts on you his shoulder and brings you to his home regardless)

(get your head out of the gutter! nothing like what you’re imagining happened! ! ! although, you do get snuggled half to death by taehyung, so you couldn’t really even enjoy the experience to the fullest)

the next day, you finally get to challenge him and just like how his happy-go-lucky personality suggested, the battle was surprisingly relaxed and fun

you find you and your partner pokemon laughing the entire way through the battle, watching how taehyung would pull funny faces and make his pokemon fall over like from those slapstick comedies

unlike your other previous challenges, this one was surprisingly easy

“Yeaaaah, i’m not really much of a battler. i don’t really get serious unless there’s something worth fighting for, you know? All that matters is that you and your partner had fun. Did you?”

of course you did. so much so, you were kind of disappointed that you wouldn’t see him again after this. 

in order to prolong your stay, you asked him what he was like when he actually battled seriously, just to see how well you would match up to his full strength

“really? you want me to go all out? well, alrighty! might as well; i haven’t stretched my muscles in a while!”

since your team was barely hurt from his “play” battle, you decide to just continue where you left off

he, on the other hand, sends out an entirely new team. and they. were. fucking. MONSTERS (serperior, abomasnow, sceptile, ferrothorn)

you get knocked out with one move. each time.

(suffice to say, you’re glad he went easy on you. you just hope you don’t have to challenge him in the future--or worse--get on his bad side)

((hint: he ends up moving up the ranks and joins the elite four! so that hope of yours is sadly demolished the moment you meet his boxy grin in the pokemon league))

JUNGKOOK - fighting type specialist

holy fuck jimin who? muscles who???!

you first meet jungkook outside of his gym in a real-life gym (you know, where people work out and stuff)

you had entered his pokemon gym looking for him but the man at the front told you he was working out

at first, you thought he was training alongside his pokemon, as you had heard it helped increase coordination between trainer and partner in battle

but when you see him working out by himself, you can’t help but let your jaw drop

him: sleeveless tank, sweat dripping down his face, tight basketball shorts framing his shapely a**

you: blushing like the hot mess that you are

at first, he doesn’t even notice your presence and continues at a monster’s pace; doing two pull-ups in under a three seconds

after staring at him work out for ten minutes or so, he finally realizes you are there just creepily watching him and he just. drops.

like, he falls to the ground

“Oh fuuuu--” he groans, cradling his face in what you assume was pain

(he was, in fact, hiding his face in embarrassment because h o l y fuck a cute girl just watched him sweat like a pig and he looks so gross and he’s so embarrassed ahhhh)

you quickly approach him, grasping his hand to help him up

(he still wasn’t looking you in the eye, unable to even stutter a proper “t-thanks” after you ask him if he was ok)

confused by his weird demeanor, you instead ask him if he was the gym leader of this city (even though you were pretty sure he was) and he meekly replies yes before clearing his throat and LEAVING WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE??

(for someone who looked like he was capable of breaking you like a toothpick, he was really fucking shy)

you assume he went back to his own gym to await for your challenge, so you head back there to chase after him

(he hadn’t even left a minute before you did, but you found no trace of him. how fucking fast did he run to escape from you???)

anyway, you arrive at the gym

unlike the previous gyms where the leaders themselves explained the rules, the man at the reception was the one who explained to you

“I’m so terribly sorry, Jungkookie is kind of... new at this. He isn’t used to challengers yet so I’ll explain the rules to you in his stead.”

you learn that Jungkook had inherited the gym from his older brother, who had decided to travel the world to pursue his real passion: art

you also learn that Jungkook never really wanted to become the leader of this gym, but as he was naturally adept at battles, he was the first choice as the new replacement anyway

as compared to the other gyms you’ve faced, his layout was pretty simple but it was down to the point. you were faced with three doorways with their own challenges. each challenge was a bit unusual in its own way; some challenges required you to hold in water for longer than a minute while being tickled, while another required you to carry three people under a limbo stick in under 3 minutes.

should you fail to do the challenge, you were faced with a trainer whom you would have to battle

(you later learn that jungkook had made up these challenges because he excelled at these activities. you decide not to question what he does for his past time)

after several unusual and surprisingly difficult challenges after, you finally arrive in jungkook’s room

to your disappointment, he was no longer sweaty from his work out. instead, he was freshly showered, his hair styled neatly like a coconut

“Uh. Hey. Sorry about a while ago, you caught me by surprise. As you may know, I’m Jungkook, the leader of this gym. I use fighting types. Uh. Yeah. Let’s start?”

after the initial awkward introduction, the battle quickly commences

despite his awkwardness in social situations, he was definitely not awkward at battle.

he moved in sync with his pokemon, moving almost like his pokemon as he commanded them to attack

he was as fast as his pokemon; you could barely land a hit at how quick his pokemon were moving

and when you actually did land a hit, the attack would bounce off of them, as if they were made of steel

he grinned at your dumbfounded face, an almost cocky smirk gracing his face “i learned those skills from yoongi hyung. i heard you were good, but i guess not good enough”

well that. got you mad. FUCK HIM! ! !

(in the end, you barely manage to win out of pure spite. he stares almost confusedly as his last pokemon falls to the ground, unsure of what “defeat” really means)

(in the back of his mind, he thinks its because he was too entranced by your cuteness. he thinks its just luck on your side, but he grudgingly agrees that you were actually pretty good.)

“Ok fine. you win. i guess my cockiness got the best of me. here,” he said, once again not looking you in the eye as he hands you your seventh gym badge (shykook comes back after the battle, which you honestly weren’t too mad about. cockykook was hot, but shykook was HELLA cute)

after sending him your thanks, you are about to turn to leave before he catches you by the shoulder. you look up at him to see a blush coating his face

“uh, i’m not supposed to do this as an official gym leader and stuff, but I just wanted to ask... ummm”

you waited patiently for him to finish, as he was too busy stuttering and blushing to completely finish his sentence

“ummmmwouldyoumindmeetingupwithmebeforeyouheadout?totrain?”

you barely manage to catch his words but you hear the last part clearly

“of course. i could always use the tips from you. after all, who better than to teach me than the strongest gym leader i have faced?”

at your compliment, his signature bunny grin appears, and it’s the first time since the battle finished that he finally made eye contact with you

“it’s my pleasure”