#Don't ask me how I got the glow effect thingy going

[cerealboxlore]

Shazam is taking over my life

Man

I love this superhero child

Anyway I ended up drawing him, here's what I got done in two days

Fury of the Gods is still playing non stop in my head, the movie was so good I'm just fuled with even more love for Billy

[albed-hoe]

(I'm typing on mobile, sorry I don't have any paragraphs lol) hi :)), I had an idea recently that it would go something like this, Albedo is doing tests with a type of potion, his assistant (reader) ends up having to test it, only it turns out to be different from what Albedo predicted and the reader becomes a cat for a while (not a hybrid, a cat literally)like it was just a fluff fic of how Albedo and Diluc would react (separately), sorry if it's too weird or too specific LMAO

Cute Cat

Characters: Albedo, Diluc x Male Reader

Summary: Albedo accidentally transforms you into a cat

Warnings: None, fluffy!

Word count: 1326

A/n: Okay I kinda did like a 2-way path thingy? Diluc and Albedo, you get to choose😼

“[Y/N]? Will you come try this potion for me, please?” You hear your mentor speak from behind you. Making your way over to Albedo, you begin to grow skeptical of his request. Not like you were going to drink it for sure, even if it did look alright. But this potion was glowing a neon green with a bit of smoke coming out.

“Uhmm and what is it supposed to do?” He glances over to you, chuckling at your concerned expression.

“Do not fret [Y/N], if all goes well, your sore back should feel a lot better.” A pain killer, you suppose. You had been complaining to Albedo about painful joints for a few weeks now, he had apparently taken pity and dedicated his research into creating a painkiller. Naturally, trusting your superior and being very thankful to him for having spent the time to find a solution to your problems, you decide to take a swig of the liquid. Immediately, Albedo readies his pen and clipboard.

“And? How do you feel? How does it taste?” He asks you for future reference in his notes.

“I feel… Weird? Kind of tingly all over, and… Sleepy. It tasted like… Lemons. A little sour.” You replied, beginning to feel the drowsiness washing over you immediately. Albedo immediately knits his eyebrows together in concern. This was… Not one of the predicted side effects, to say the least.

“P-Please. Feel free to lie on the couch and rest for the moment.” He puts down his pen and clipboard on the desk and guides you by the shoulders to the couch in the corner of the lab. You had already crashed on it many times before when your experiments took you unexpectedly late into the night (morning). Lying down, you fall into a deep slumber almost immediately after your head hits the pillow. Worried, Albedo drapes a blanket over your form and promptly returns to his workspace to research the side-effects you experienced and a possible cure for what was to come.

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The next morning, you stir awake, sitting up on the couch. You clutch your head as you remember how you got there the night before. Hearing the commotion behind him, Albedo puts down his lab equipment to check on you. He had been working all night on trying to find out what he had done wrong with his medicine for you.

“[Y/N]! How are you- [Y/N]?” He approaches the couch, only to see a [H/C] cat licking its paws, tail gently tapping the couch. Albedo begins to search the room for where you may have gone during the night. But he didn’t recall ever hearing you leave the couch. Sighing in exasperation, he makes his way back to the cat on the couch. Staring back into its [E/C] eyes, Albedo begins to examine the cat. Male, young adult with [H/C] fur and [E/C] eyes. Hearing the cat purr after examining it, Albedo puts out his hand in an attempt to make friends with him. The cat immediately bumps his head affectionately into his palm and begins to walk around, rubbing his back along Albedo’s forearm. The sudden affection he gives him makes Albedo’s face morph into an expression of peace, continuing to give the cat scratches and pets.

Upon closer observation, Albedo realizes that this cat has similar features to you. Same fur color as your hair, same eye color, both males, and… Strangely similar behavior. Quickly, Albedo forms a hypothesis in his head.

“[Y/N]?” He mutters, a bit embarrassed to be talking to a cat. The cat turns his head to him with a neutral expression, sits down and cocks his head sideways as if to say ‘yes?’.

Albedo:

Tired from staying up all night, Albedo lets out an exasperated sigh, letting his head fall in his hands. Slowly, you get back up and make your way to the boy, nuzzling your nose into his hair. Shocked, the alchemist jumps up and chuckles at your actions. On his lab couch is you, in cat form, with your tail swaying slowly in the air, looking at him expectantly for some cuddles.

Weighing his options, Albedo decides to lie down on the couch, taking you on his chest to rest. He knows (hopes) that you will turn human by the end of the day and is tired from researching all of last night. So, carding his fingers through your fur, Albedo shuts his eyes while listening to your purrs of satisfaction and drifts into unconsciousness.

Finding it difficult to breathe, Albedo snaps his eyes open what must be hours later. However shortly after waking up, his cheeks tint a bright shade of pink when he realizes that his hands had been resting on a human-you. You had taken your human form back (a relief) and were now resting atop the young alchemist, face in his collar bone and arms around his torso. Deciding it better to let you rest “because you may be tired from the events of the day” (🤨), Albedo relaxes again, and falls back asleep, this time with the real you in his arms.

Diluc:

Immediately, Albedo realizes what he has done. In a panic, he grabs you below the chest and wraps you in his arms, getting a ‘meow?’ of panic from you. He runs all the way to Dawn Winery to notify Diluc, your best friend, of what had just happened.

Knowing full well Diluc could and probably would kill him, Albedo knocks on the large, wooden doors of the winery. After a few moments, they open, revealing the tall red-haired man with a confused expression.

“Albedo?” he questions the boy.

“Hello, Mr. Ragnvindr. Uhm…Please, allow me to explain this situation without interruption. I will take any questions you may have after.” After nodding in confusion, Albedo explains the situation to Diluc and how he thought that the red head would be able to take better care of you than he could, since you were good friends.

“How could you do something so rash, Albedo? Haven’t I already told you to stop testing potions on humans before?” Diluc begins to raise his voice, making Albedo hang his head in shame. Seeing the boy’s reaction, Diluc sighs and apologizes for getting mad. He then turns his eyes to you, your cat-self hanging long from Albedo’s arms, and suddenly feels the urge to pet you. So, he does, and immediately notices how soft you are.

“Alright, I will take care of him. How long will he be like… This?”

“If he does not turn human by tomorrow morning, please come see me. I will create something.” Diluc raises a brow suspiciously but nods anyways. The alchemist smiles gratefully and sets you down on the floor of the winery. After bidding their farewells, Diluc brings you inside and feeds you some milk, giving you a small head pat and receiving a purr of approval. Huffing a laugh, he returns to his desk to continue filling out papers for the Angel’s Share.

After a few minutes, you come roaming into the room, having finished the milk Diluc gave you. You jump on his desk and squeeze your way under his writing hand, earning a deep chuckle from the man. He stops writing and brings you into his lap, running his fingers along your back as you settle into a ball on his warm legs. A few minutes later, Diluc himself falls asleep with both hands resting on the little ball of fur.

The next morning, Diluc feels something warm and heavy on his legs. Opening his eyes, his face erupts into a blush when he sees you, human now, resting peacefully in his lap. How you managed to fit your human form on him, he will never know, however he does know that he is definitely too embarrassed to wake you. So, he rests his hands on you again, and pretends to sleep, hoping you will rouse soon.

Sorry this was pretty rushed…

[lovemalecforever]

Chapter 17

Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

*Before leaving for the forest*

A loud yawn escaped from Jace's mouth before he could stop it, earning a light smack and an eye roll from his Parabatai.

"What was that for?" He asked sleepily, blinking hard to stay awake.

"I only asked Clary to create me a portal, not for you all to gather to see me off. I'll only be gone for a day."

"We wanted to see you before you leave, big brother. When you get back you won't be a mortal anymore." Izzy said, trying to suppress the yawn and failing badly.

"I agree, I missed Fray's calling upon the angel thingy, at least I can see off before you leave to become immortal." Simon defended his girlfriend.

"Why is he here, again?" Alec said, eyeing Simon.

"Because we wanted to see you as a mortal Shadowhunter one last time kid!" Luke said while walking towards the gang with Maryse.

"Luke! Mom!" Alec's eyes widened. "Now don't tell me Max is here too!"

As on cue, Max chimed in. "You're gonna have wings when you return Alec? Like real wings? That would be so cool!"

"Seriously!" Alec looked at his family around him and wanted to bang his head on the wall, only the looks on their faces stopped him from doing so.

"Alec, my boy, Luke is right. What you're going to do is a big step, we just wanted to be there for you before you take this step and tell you that we all are there for you, and we all love you, mortal or not."

"Thank you, Mom, all of you. Now, can you please create the portal Clary?" He asked, a little frustrated.

"Before that," Jace interrupted, "handle me your phone, Alec." He said, stretching out his palm in front of him.

"What? Why?"

"As I remember, Catarina said that you're 'awakening' will be really powerful. Do you want to shatter your phone into pieces?"

Alec took out his phone but hesitated.

"Alec, we'll handle it if Magnus calls, don't worry," Clary said, noticing the way he hesitated.

"Don't worry big brother, you're doing this for Magnus right? We'll handle him if he calls any of us, okay?"

Alec sighed. "Okay." He handed the phone to Jace. "Now, the portal."

Clary stepped forward and created a portal for him. He looked around to see his family and thanked them all for their support then stepped into the portal.

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*Later- Jace's room*

Jace stirred in his sleep when his whole body suddenly started aching. He started twisting and turning, then jolted awake, sweat dribbling from his whole body.

Clary, who was sound asleep on his chest, jolted awake.  "Jace, what's wrong?" She asked, completely alarmed.

"D... Don't know. My whole body, it's aching, precisely my shoulders or around there."

Clary touched his back to soothe him a little but he flinched so she backed away, not sure how to help him.

"Sorry, didn't mean to. But my whole bo...." Before he could finish a loud scream escaped from his mouth.

"Jace!" She quickly wrapped her arms around him and started rubbing his back, unsure what else to do.

"I don't know what's happening, Clary. My back!" He grunted in pain.

"Jace! Try to relax, okay? Just breathe!" She ran her fingers through his long golden hair and continued rubbing soothing circles on his back when something caught her eye.

"J..Jace, your Parabatai rune!"

Jace looked down at his rune which was glowing in a goldish silver color. They exchanged a confused look, they've never seen a rune glowing in silver.

"Alec! He's.. he's in pain. I need to get to him."

"Jace, wait! Remember, we can't be there. This might be an awakening like Catarina told us. He would be fine, Jace. Come here now." She grabbed her boyfriend and caged him in her tiny arms, planting a soft kiss on his neck.

"I hope he is, Clairebear. The pain I felt... if this was what I felt then Alec..." He trailed off, shivering from the thought of how much pain his brother would be going through. And also utterly confused by the silver glow of his rune.

"Try to sleep, Jace. He will be fine."

Jace nodded, knowing that the pain had now faded, Alec would be fine. But that did make him worried about his Parabatai. He sighed frustratingly knowing he couldn't do anything about it, then laid down again, but this time on his girlfriend's chest, listening to the rhythmic beats of her heart which helped him to calm down. He closed his eyes, giving in completely to the soothing sound of his girlfriend's heartbeats.

Clary looked at the sleeping form of Jace on her chest and smiled fondly, stroking his scalp soothingly. She of all the people knew that behind a cocky, stubborn, egoistic, strong, self-centered Shadowhunter is a lost, soft-hearted, emotional, and broken person, who wants nothing but love. Not long after, she drifted to sleep.

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*Later that day*

*Alicante*

Magnus was thoroughly exhausted, he worked the whole day trying to distract himself from the disappointment, guilt, and constant emptiness but it was still there, as bright as a summer day, adding to his exhaustion more than before. His house was way too empty for his liking. After last night, lying to his husband, he couldn't help but feel guilty about it. He just wanted to be in his shadowhunter's arms badly. He wanted him home, but he knew that he couldn't, he was away for work. He wouldn't disturb him or ask him to come back just because he was being selfish.

He sighed, rubbed his face then looked down at the plate kept on the table and gently pushed it away. He didn't have an appetite, didn't want to. The pin-drop silence of the apartment was nerve-wracking. At one point he would have enjoyed this solitude, but not right now. It was too much for him. He got up, created a portal, and quickly stepped into it.

When he stepped out of the portal he was outside that bar in Germany again. taking a deep breath, he stepped inside, went to the counter, and ordered a neat whiskey.  as he took a huge sip of it, his shoulders slumped. after finishing the first glass, he ordered a refill, completely oblivious to a figure approaching him.

The woman eyed him from a distance, setting up a plan in her mind as she started walking towards him. She had long thick black hair with red highlights, deep black eyes, and had a perfect eyeliner traced above it, with deep red eyeshadow, and pale skin. Her glossy black lipstick stood out from her pale skin tone. She wore a shimmering black sheath dress with a deep sweetheart neckline, defining her perfect curves; accompanied by a pair of blood-red 6-inch pencil heels. She stood beside him, smirking at his obliviousness, then waved to the bartender.

"A shot of plasma, love."

Magnus was draining himself into the effect of the alcohol so he could forget the pain he was feeling when he saw a woman approaching him. she stood beside him and ordered her a drink, she looked familiar but he ignored it, ordering his own refill. The bartender was quick with his refills. He took a sip and sighed audibly.

"A neat whiskey! Are you in pain love? I think I can help you with that." The woman said.

Magnus wanted to answer her, but something about her sounded way too familiar. 'Do I know her?' he thought.

"No thank you, I'm fine." He said without looking at her.

"Come on, Magnus, who else other than me can help you in forgetting your pain?" She asked, her tone was sweet but dipped with venom.

Magnus froze, he was listening to those words, that voice after a long time. He now knows why the voice sounded so familiar. 'No! How can it be possible? It can't be possible!' he thought.

"C.. Camille Belcourt?" He slowly turned towards her, noticing her completely different features but the same dreadful eyes.

"Who else can it be, Magnus? What happened, did your Shadowhunter left you? I had told you, love, warned you, he won't last." Camille said, a vicious smile forming on her lips.

Magnus swallowed, hard. He was here to forget his pain in alcohol, not adding to his misery. "Shut your mouth, Camille. And don't say a word about him, I have no interest in sharing my personal life with you, so get lost."

"Come on, Magnus, you know that I'm always going to be your true love, even after what you did, I still love you. I'm always going to be the one, Magnus. Your Shadowhunter won't last." She said, sipping her shot of plasma in one go.

Magnus looked at her, not just looked at her, noticed her, every change on her except for her dark soulless eyes. 'Is that.. plasma? The hell!?' He thought to himself.

"How are you a vampire again?" He asked before he could even register he was going to say it. His eyes never leaving her changed form.

"Oh, Magnus, you know I have my way, love." She grinned evilly.

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-3 years ago-

"Remind me why Clave needs my presence all of a sudden? As far as I remember, I'm doing my job properly." Magnus asked, way too frustrated with the sudden call to be present at the gard for a meeting when he was enjoying the beach in the Caribbean with his husband.

"Us, our presence, Magnus. And I don't know, Jia didn't say anything. Apart from that fire message we got, she didn't contact me further."

Magnus sighed. They were heading towards the conference room when they bumped into Jace and Izzy in the hall.

"Jace! Iz! What are you both doing here?" Alec asked.

"Jia called us and said it was important. What are you both doing here?" Jace replied.

"Same!" Alec replied with a sigh.

"Let's see then what she wants from us!" Magnus said, and they entered the conference room where Jia was already waiting for them. She greeted them and they all sat in their respective places.

"I know this meeting was a sudden call, and for that, I apologize Mr. Lightwood Bane(s), Miss Lightwood, and Mr. Herondale, but this is regarding the act of Victor Aldertree, he conducted two years ago."

Everyone exchanged a look. "What about it, Jia?" Alec asked, trying to push away his fear.

"When Victor converted the downworlders into mundanes, there were many who were killed, but when you Miss Lightwood and Aline secretly investigated it and caught Aldertree, destroying his lab in the process, there were many prisoners who escaped, in these two years we caught many but there are few who are out there and we need to find them soon."

"Where are we going with this?" Magnus asked. "As we all already know, the search is fully in progress."

She took a few files from her bag and handed them one each. "These are the prisoners we recently caught, Pandora Berklee and Raven Thomas, but the problem is, when we caught them they were not mundanes, Pandora was a vampire again and Raven werewolf. They were more ferocious and dangerous than before. That's why we need to find the remaining prisoners as soon as we can."

"Wait, they are downworlders again. But how?" Alec inquired.

"We interrogated them but so far we only know that they lured out their kind into transforming into what they were. We still don't know the full details but need to catch the rest as soon as possible. If you go to the next page, they are the remaining prisoners: Flora Hollis, Tatia Ross, Ulsura Enkenzi, Gabriel Liaison, Yinsu Yinki, Dora Venter, Seth Allberti, August Rosedale, Benzene Westfield, and Camille Belcourt."

Everyone except Jia froze listening to the name of Camille on the list. Alec put his hand above his husband's thigh under the table and squeezed it gently.

"We'll spread the word around the globe. Magnus?" Alec said.

"I'll spread it to all the warlocks and the rest of the downworld." He replied and squeezed back his shadowhunter's hand.

"I'll start with New York and spread the word around the institutes," Izzy said.

"I know you all will do your best, that's why I called this meeting. Thank you for your time." Jia greeted them once again.

They all got up, shook each other's hands, and left for their respective places.

Magnus opened the portal and dragged his husband back to the beach in the Caribbean, trying to soothe himself. He snapped his fingers and vanished their clothes, then snapped them again and summoned coconut water for them.

Alec looked down at himself and shook his head, followed with an audible sigh. "Seriously, Magnus, I already told you I'm not comfortable being naked in the open, put me in some clothes!" He said while trying to cover his junk from one hand and holding the coconut water in the other while sipping on it.

"Alexander, it's just us here. So try and relax."

They reached the campsite and Magnus started laying down the beach mat when Alec froze in his place.

"Magnus!!" He called. Magnus reached beside his husband and froze. There was a message written on the sand.

I'll come back for you, Magnus. One day I will, and those nephilims will suffer. I'm not done with you, love. CB

They both looked at each other with horrified expressions, sinking in what just happened. They searched the whole island but she wasn't there.

As soon as they got back to Idris, they did everything to catch the remaining prisoners, working day and night, doing everything they could, eventually, they caught the prisoners except for one... Camille Belcourt! She vanished without a trace.

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"Ways? And what were your ways, Camille?" He spat out.

"Oh, Magnus! Don't be so spiteful, love. I came back for you." She said while running her perfectly manicured nails on his face.

Magnus shivered when she traced her fingers on his face. As soon as his mind registered what she was doing, he quickly shoved her hands away. "Where were you all this time, Camille? And how the hell are you a vampire again?"

Camille gave a malicious smile. "Doesn't your Shadowhunter love you anymore, Magnus, because you definitely enjoyed my touch."

Magnus screwed his eyes shut and gulped. He took a deep breath then ordered one more refill. "Answer me, Camille!" He said coldly.

"It's so easy to deceive the clave. Bunch of idiots! I was in India, it's a nice country and very welcoming!"

"India!" He repeated, surprised. "This whole time!" He mumbled under his breath. "You didn't answer my second question!" He said coldly.

"Oh, my love, there are many vampires who crave mundane blood, and many who want to expand their clan. You just need to find the right one." She smirked.

"You manipulated Vampires, just to become one once again!" He sighed. "Why am I not surprised!" He drank his whiskey in one gulp and ordered one more refill.

"Oh, Magnus, what had that shadowhunter done to you! Let me take away your pain." She pushed herself on him, pinning him on the counter with her vampire strength, running her hands over his and rubbing her knees over his legs.

Before Magnus could register what was happening, a pair of soft glossy lips were on his own, taking him hungrily. The kiss was filled with lust and passion, and he could taste something metallic as the kiss deepened. His shoulders slumped as he leaned against the counter, body giving in to the needs and mind going numb. Lust was clogging his mind and he was replying with the same fierceness as the heaviness above him kept increasing as if someone or something was crushing him.

With every passing second, the kiss kept getting deeper as sharp teeth clashed against his making a moan escape from his throat. He was completely gone into the lust until a pair of beautiful soft hazel eyes and an intoxicating smile flashed in his mind, followed by memories of his wedding day. 'Alexander...' wedding vows rang in his ears, bringing him back to reality. 'Alexander... no! no! What am I doing? no!'

With every inch of strength he could muster, he pushed her with full force, making her stumble back. An evil smile was plastered on Camille's face and she was licking her fangs when he opened his eyes. Licking his lips, he noticed that blood was dripping down from his lips onto his chin and down on the floor. Tears pooled in his eyes as his heart pounded in his chest. 'What have I done? no, Alexander... what have I done? How can I do this?'

Camille took a step forward, outstretched her hand, trying to caress his face but he shoved it harshly and pushed her back yet again. "Don't touch me, Camille Belcourt!"

"What's wrong Magnus? I thought you were enjoying it!" She said, playing innocent.

"Don't you dare try to be innocent! You did this! Stay away from me, Camille! Stay away from me!" He spat and then ran out of the bar.

"Oh, love, I'm not done with you. It's just the start, we'll meet again, Magnus!" She said viciously and disappeared into the crowd.

Tears were pooling down Magnus's face as he tried to wipe it away, rubbing it again and again as he kept running until he was far away from the bar then halted and leaned against the wall of a dark alleyway, heartbeat racing so fast that it was audible in the silence. 'What have I done? How can I do this? How can I cheat on him? Alexander... I... I need to tell him... yes...'  Without thinking he took out his phone and dialed his husband's number.

"A.. Alexander, I-"

"Hey Magnus, this is Jace, Alec is with Maryse. They are having their no phone, no disturbance mother-son time. Is there something important? I'll convey your message." Jaces' rushed voice came through the other side.

Magnus sighed as tears kept falling on his cheeks. "Uh.. n..no, umm.. nothing important. Just... just wanted to talk to him. I'll call later I guess."

"Okay then, bye."

Hanging up the call, Magnus created a portal and stepped into it, landing right beside his bed, then snapped his fingers to remove the clothes that had Camille's perfume all over them and burned them down to ashes, then fell on the bed with a loud thud.'What have I done? How can I do this? I'm so sorry Alexander, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to!  I'm so sorry. '  Curling into a ball of a fetus, he burst into tears and, not after long, fell asleep.

[fortunatelyhauntedblackcherry]

Moonshine - A Beetlejuice Fanfiction 10

Warning: swearing, duh, Ouija-boarding, BJ's trust issues

- Are we seriously gonna do this like we were in a goddamn Z category horror movie? - asked Ari, while she rubbed the bridge of her nose. The coffin-table in the living room was decorated with at least 10 huge white candles, and in the middle there was a grey Ouija-board with a bright pink planchette. Sof already dimmed the lights and now was sitting on the floor, legs in criss cross applesauce. Beetlejuice was floating above the coffee table, laughing his ass off at the inscription he read on the planchette: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boy.

- And it's coming from the weird sister... - commented Rei as she folded her hands before her chest. Sof let out an annoyed sigh.

- Shut up, it gives an eerie vibe to the whole thing! I've been dreaming about using this shit for years, let me live my dream guys! - Rei and Ari both looked at each other, sighed, then sit down. Beetlejuice stopped laughing, wipped his laughter-tear filled eyes and rolled over to his belly in the air, legs dangling, hands under his chin. He had a devilish smile on his face and bright, neon green hair, mixed with a couple strikes of yellow. Even though he was excited to communicate with all residents of the house, he was kinda worried the Ouija-board won't work. He's been existing for at least a couple hundred years at that point, but nobody ever tried communicating with him through one of those suckers.

As soon as the girls got comfortable, Sofía cleared her throat.

- Okay, I know Ari knows how to handle this bad boy since we bought it together and had quite a good time while we looked into the use of spirit boards, but I'd like to state some instructions and ground rules. - Ari, Rei and Beetlejuice both nodded in agreement. - Once we start the seance, non of us should lift our fingers off the planchette. If any of us do, it might cause some trouble in the ghostworld. Concentration is essential, so please focus on contacting the dead. We have to take this thing seriously and must act respectfully towards the board and the spirit we deal with, so no frivolous questions.

- PFFFFFF kay, partykiller. - said Beetlejuice as he floated closer to the board. The girls put their pointing fingers on the planchette, breathed out, and looked at each other.

Thoughts were running around in Ari's head. Was this really a good idea? I mean if we can contact our homedemon effectively, I could tell my sisters I could hear him and they won't think I'm crazy. That's why I thought of doing this. But why am I so afraid then?

- Okay so let's start the session by asking simple yes and no questions. - said Sofía, closed her eyes for a bit, then started to talk. She sounded really confident for Beetlejuice, but her sisters noticed how her voice cracked a bit. Was she only nervous, excited, or was she genuinely afraid of what she might contact? - Is anyone here with us? - the planchette didn't move. Sofi let out a huge breath and gulped. Beetlejuice put his pointing finger on the planchette and literally screamed when he realized he could actually touch it. - Channeling the dead isn't easy so it might take some minutes to...

As soon she said that, Beetlejuice moved his finger, and literally yeeted the planchette across the room.

- FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!!! - he screamed in a rather girly manner. Rei jumped up from the coffin-table and shook her head.

- That not normal man, a ghosty ghost couldn't do that in any horror movie! - Ari got up too and went to get the planchette. Beetlejuice floated before her.

- Sorry babes, I swear I'll be more gentle next time. Even though I know you looove wild stuff. - Ari replied with an eyeroll as she bowed down for the tiny pink thing. - Holy shit sugar I could imagine several hot scenarios with you in this position.

Ari headed back to the table and put the planchette down.

- Let's continue. - Rei sit back, fixing her glasses and putting her hair up in a messy ponytail. Ari looked at the planchette as she speak the words. - Could you please confirm that you're here? - Beetlejuice, as lightly as he could, put his finger on the pink thingie and moved it to YES.

- NAH MAN THAT'S CRAZY NA-AH I'M OUT! - shouted Rei and started to stand up.

- SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN PUTA! - shouted Ari back at her sister. - You said amen to this shit, we're gonna go through with it now. - Beetlejuice chuckled as Rei sit back down with the most panicked look on her face that he had ever seen. He tapped the planchette slightly.

- L-E-T-S-A-L-L-G-E-T-N-A-K-E-D. - Ari let out the the biggest laugh Beetlejuice heard yet. She snapped her head back as she squeaked like a degenerated seal while snorting. - OhmygodslashSatan your bursting laugh is so weird, I love it! - said Beetlejuice with a high voice and full on glowing hair.

- You did that. - stated Sofía, looking at Ari seriously.

- No way José! - she still giggled like crazy as she looked back at her oldest sister. - Looks like our presence is just nasty! - Sofía had a very annoyed and slightly angry expression on her face.

- ANYWAY, no, we are not going to do that.

- W-O-R-T-H-A-T-R-Y. - spelled the board. Sofía threw her hands in the air, annoyed out of words to express her feelings. Rei clicked her tongue.

- What happened to the "don't let go of the planchette" rule? - she asked.

- Shut up. - explained Sofía. She put her fingers back on the pink object before she stated the next question. - Are you a spirit guide? - the planchette moved to NO. - Then are you a ghost? - the planchette moved to NO again. Sofía shook her head in a way people do when they don't understood something.

- Did you ever live on Earth as a human? - asked Rei who calmed herself down enough to ask questions.

- B-R-I-E-F-L-Y-V-E-R-Y-B-R-I-E-F-L-Y. - Sof interrupted with her next question. Something really bugged her.

- Okay then WHAT are you?!

- S-E-X-Y - the girls all threw their hands up. They shared a look, all stating "I can't even" with their eyes. Without either of them touching the planchette, it started to move again on its own. - A-L-S-O-D-I-S-L-E-X-I-C. - Rei snorted.

- This bitch is a fuckin comic. - Sof growled in annoyement.

- No I mean what's in your pants? - she asked. Now neither of them was touching the board. And after a couple of seconds, the board answered.

- M-A-G-I-K-A-N-D-M-I-S-C-H-I-F. - Ari facepalmed, Sofía huffed.

- I can't believe that this thing is fuckin with us... - Beetlejuice could literally see the veins on her neck bulging in anger as he spelled HAHAHA out on the board. She slammed her fists on the table. - NO. TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE, SMARTASS!!!

- I-M-Y-O-R-G-U-I-D-E-T-O-T-H-E-O-T-H-E-R-S-I-D-E.

- Kay that's definitely a demon. - she stated with a huge hand gesture.

- Shit we're busted babe. - said Beetlejuice, sounding a tiny bit worried. Ari gulped.

- Why would you think that? - she asked, acting all naive. Sof pointed at the planchette, which was now moving up and down in the air since Beetlejuice was playing catch with it.

- Cause demonic spirits enjoy using deception and being a dick!

- What a keen observation, Sofía! - stated Beetlejuice, talking sarcastically. - That's built into our nature, you know!

- Let's just... - Sofía sighed midsentence. - ...stop.

- No! This is fun! - proclaimed Ari with the biggest puppy eyes. Classic smallest child trick.

- We are unprepared to deal with dark and negative forces that can wreak havoc in our lives!

- Sofía, let's be frank with each other, he already causes a lot of trouble. - Sof huffed. - At least let me ask his name. - said Ari in a sweet voice with a shy smile. - That would be the polite thing to do. - her eldest sister tried to say something but Ari stifled her speech. - Just one question. Then we can stop.

- That was a son of a bitch thing to do, and you know it. Tricking your sister into letting me tell you my name... That's low babes. - said Beetlejuice while folding his hands and shaking his head, floating next to Ari. - I'm so proud.

- UGH FINE! - said Sofía, while throwing her head back. - Little Miss Pushover. - Ari flashed a toothy grin. That was her moment. She already had a plan how'd she persuade her sisters to accept his offer of helping them out a bit and to say the demon's name 3 times. She cleared her throat and breathed out before she stated her question.

- What is your name?

Beetlejuice breathed in in excitement and grabbed the planchette.

- Welp let's hope it's gonna work this way. Here goes nothing. - the planchette started to move. - B-E-E-J-F-Q-J-E-S-U-S-I-C-A-N-T-S-P-E-L-L-S-H-I-T. - Ari sighed and Rei laughed. Come on Bug, don't be an idiot now!, thought Ari. The object started to slide on the board again. - B-E-E-T-L-E-J-U-I-C-E.

- OKAY GOOD NOW WE KNOW IT'S NAME CAN WE STOP PLEASE?!?! - shouted Rei as she reached for the planchette, but Sofía grabbed her hand.

- Wait. - with her other hand, she pointed at Ari. - Ariadné Rodríguez McLoughlin, you are suspicious, girl. Why did you want to know this demon's name so badly? - Fuck., thought Ari. She didn't think this through. She couldn't answer, she opened her mouth but no voice came out. - Demon, have you communicated with anyone from this group before tonight? - Beetlejuice fumbled through his hair.

- I'm sorry babes. But you wouldn't tell them about your superpower any other way. - he said before the planchette moved to YES. Sof looked straight into Ari's eyes. She hated that cold dead stare.

- Tell me who was it!

- A-R-I. - the oldest sister slapped the desk.

- Please I can explain... - said Ari in a shy, almost inaudible voice. Gosh things were not going the way she imagined they'd go.

- BITCH, I WILL SLAP YOU! - shouted Sofía, clapping after every word.

- Excuse me but... - cut in Rei. She mimicked a closing mouth with her hand. - ...tone! Let the girl speak for herself! - she turned to her sister. - So how long have you been talking with the dead, bitch? - Ari sighed, rolled her eyes then started to talk with very heavy hand movements.

- Let me state that I can only hear him, I've never seen him but we've been talking for weeks now and he's so awesome and funny! I mean he's actually a really nice guy to talk to!

- Ohmygod he's that special someone who's been making you feel better!!! - realized Rei who just slapped her forehead. Beetlejuice was floating beside Ari, giggling to himself. The whole situation was so comical.

- Yeah, we're buddies.

- FOR LYFE YO! - screamed Beetlejuice into Ari's ear.

- Why did I teach you how to use yo, seriously, this is getting out of hand... - she asked the thin air, rubbing the bridge of her nose. She was starting to get a headache.

- Wait you can hear him now? - asked Sofía with a jaw dropped.

- I can hear him all the time when he's near me... So yeah during every minute of the day, kinda. - she stopped for a sec. - You don't think I'm crazy, right?

- I mean we all saw what happened during the seance so nah fam, you good. Weird but good. Gee my sister is a comic book character! - proclaimed Rei excitedly. She even clapped.

- And what does he want? - asked Sofía. She calmed down a bit but her eyes were full of anger.

- Right now, and I quote him singing: "🎶I'm on the bench, but coach, just put me in the game! All you gotta do is say my name. Three times in a row it must be spoken, unbroken.🎶" - she mimicked Beetlejuice as good as she could, she even tried to do his voice. She looked at Rei, who almost had questionmarks for eyes. - Yes, he sounds like that all the time. Like he swallowed a cheesegrater, I know. - Rei nodded understandingly. Sof held her head.

- So he wants to be summoned. - she looked deep into Ari's eyes. She looked so serious. - You know we're not gonna do that, right?

- Why?! He promised he'd help us then just go away! - Sof shook her head but Ari continued. She sounded kinda desperate. - Just imagine, he could actually help us get revenge on our father for being such a prick with our moms! Just let me...

- No. - she stated. - In the Council of Sisters I vote no. - she looked at Rei. - Your vote now.

- Look I... - she sighed and looked at Ari whose eyes were now getting teary. She didn't want to tell her sisters how much she wanted to summon Beetlejuice, not because of his promise, but because how much she liked his company. She didn't have a friend like him in, why would I lie, ever, and she secretly craved his presence in her life. There was finally someone who totally accepted her as how she was, and now her sisters were robbing her of the opportunity of meeting him. - There are always a million reasons not to do something. - Ari covered her mouth with her right palm.

- No, not you, I thought you...

- Girl, we've been swimming with piranhas, we don't need a shark!

Beetlejuice was silent... until this point. He knew how arguments worked. How bloodyminded people were once they decided on something. His hair slowly turned from green to a purplish redish tone. His anger was building up and now it busted.

- And I thought you were special... Not like any other breather. - he spit between his teeth. Ari looked at his direction and shushed her sisters.

- Bug, what do you...

- YOU PROMISED YOU'D SUMMON ME! - screamed Beetlejuice. - YOU PROMISED BUT YOU WON'T! AND I TRUSTED YOU! - Ari stood up and stepped in his direction. She tried to sound calm but Beetlejuice's voice was so angry and frightening...

- Beetlejuice, I will, somehow, just...

- NO YOU WON'T! YOU'RE A LYING BITCH LIKE ANY OTHER HUMAN ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET! - he started to run while cussing at Ari. The girl ran after him, followed by her sisters. As soon as he got to the attic door, which the girls were unable to pry open, he floated through the door and laid head back to it. - I HATE YOU!

- You know that you don't and that that was uncalled for. - Ari sighed while trying to get the door to open. Rei asked if she needed an axe but she refused. - Please, this is hard enough as it is!

- Oh, I’m sorry sweetheart. - answered Beetlejuice in an annoyed way. - I just tend to get a little upset WHEN PEOPLE RUIN MY LIFE! - tears started to run down his cheeks. - FUCK YOU, GET LOST! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!

Beetlejuice heard that Ari stopped trying to open up the door. She sighed and put her hand on the hard wood.

- I'll talk to them. And I'll keep my promise. - her steps faded and as they did, Beetlejuice's hair turned fully dark purple as he started crying. He really trusted her... And he did get that she'd want her sisters to know that she'll summon a demon at their home but why would she betray him like that still? He sniffled to himself as he summoned a sockpuppet.

- 🎶You could use a buddy... Don't you want a pal?🎶 Yes I do! - he put his head on his knees, sniffling hard. - ...yes I do...

[shippin2electricbindu]

Getting those out of my head so I can sleep cause I'm vibing with a friend tommorow so I kinda NEED to sleep. While I also just kinda want to... brainstorm ideas about how my sona would effect the timelines. Also facts because I came up with a couple funky ideas / other sona things. This might change but who the fuck knows. I’m gonna write whole ass timelines involving my sona ( and change the shit I don’t like: say goodbye all the shit I hate muheyusfhsufshuf. CANON IS MINE TO TAKE AND CONQUER TO MY EVERY WHIM!! ) 

Also tw ho.mest.uck :)) and spoilers. Feel free to ask questions via asks too !!

Making me a dual dreamer ( partly because self indulgent fun for now: I’ll come up with an ACTUAL reason later - Probably some sort of thing related to my god tier, but also cause technically if I’m joining in on the kids adventures: It just... makes sense since there would be five of us lmao. ) 

Mixed shit from Sk.aia and the furth.est ring. It’s just.... a big mix and kinda weird. Like mix of visuals from the clouds and whispers from the hor.rorter.rors that I can’t discern. Although it STARTS like this, It doesn’t end that way as soon: I just kinda learn how to discern as time goes on and ascending as a page of light or whatever. Like putting visuals to whispers as they get louder or just figuring out how to place them in an order or something. I don’t know I need to think about that but at first I'm just like: ?? Fuck is this ???

Also I seen stuff about the Page of light glowing like a fucking night light / rainbow drinker. So I think that would make for some fucking hilarious shenanigans. 

I've looked into it and both hus.sie's ultimate gosteir quiz said I was a page of light and the true sign quiz literally said I was light [ as I've learned: Kinda fluctuates between derse and prospit which is why I've just decided to make my sona a duel dreamer:) ] and... I don't wanna say my god teir is op but.... from shit I've read pa.ges of li.ght are just op. We basically go from being dumbass bitches to gaining all the braincells you can imagine and then more some. I'd basically be like an a.i. which is scary but... jgjdhdjgj I'm all giddy. Cause wow... me?? An op class?? 😳😳 oh how.mest.uck you REALLY shouldn't have. Because that can go one of two ways WHICH OF COURSE I'm going to yhink and write more about when I can be assed

Also for plot stuff I’m gonna add some interesting details and create SEPERATE timelines depending on the relevant ship. for funzies and shit to see how I can flesh my sona out and experiment. Once I do though, I’ll write whole ass separate paragraph stories stuff, Maybe have tags for separate timelines so it’s not as confusing

Also for screen stuff: Like those four screens. Just gonna say mines appears on the chimney. It’s just smaller since via the start: Since I don’t exactly pay such a LARGE “ role ”.. at least in the beginning dun dun dunnnn. It’s funny like that and I think it shows interesting plot development / potential maybe... 

Plush bunny shit: I had a relevant thing actually so I decided to add it to my sona. Since I have a plush rabbit. Backstory; only recently moved back into my house. The house before had a fire and I had to move out for a while but I moved back in 2 weeks before John and co. Start playing Sburb. It’s been sewn and patched up via shit during the time in the medium but it’s been given to me. Kinda trashy since it got half it’s fucking face burnt off and I had to fix it... I did a piss poor job but y’know. FUN FACT: actually based of a toy rabbit I owned. I named him Cuddles and he was the shit. I don’t have a clue how John will get his hands on it but... I’ll figure it out somehow lmao. 

As far as patron trolls go I’m not sure. Like yeah, I could use those calculator thingies but... eh. to be fair Pat.ron trolls are actually just who, By their own choice, helps the players the most. Leaning between So.ll.ux and Ga.mz.ee for obvious reasons but... ah maybe that’s too obvious and I should try someone else? I’ll make the choice when it comes I guess but all I know is I’m probably the only human that DOES talk to So.ll.ux - Since he doesn’t want to interact... but somehow. I grabbed his attention via something I did. I would say I did coding stuff ( look I really wanna learn how to but I do NOT have the attention span :[ ) but it’s my sona so I decide my hobbies and talents sooo uoehfsuofhisfhuisf.and then since I’m really nice to Ga.mz.ee and to be fair: besides T.av, He doesn’t really have anyone who likes it during that time frame. I think... I’m still re-reading and haven’t even gotten close to the troll bits. or maybe I just finished Act 4. I don’t remember much anything, let alone homestuck - I have the memory of a fucking hamster.

Going off the calculator tho w/ maths shit I'd get Ne.pe.ta. ( Since 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 5 ), and I really like Ne.pe.ta! So maybe jdhghg. I'll work on that idea later. Or maybe T.av. i really wanna call him my bestie so he is. Tell me otherwise and I'll probably just blow you off tbh.

Also this convo is going to happen. Because I want me and T.av to be friends >:)) I really like him and we'd totally be besties since we have same MTBI and I think his interests are cool and interesting!! :DD

[AT]: sO,,, aRE WE FRIENDS OR,,,,

[AT]: uHH,,,

[AT]: oR ARE YOU JUST BEING POLITE,,,, lIKE YOU SAID EARLER?

[CC]: Well yeah, I’m being polite but I’m polite to everyone including my friends! so we’re friends dude! no worries :) !! that is if you want to be.

[Cc]: No pressure homeslice since either way, I’d say your a pretty swell alien Toreador! 

[CC]: Also is it cool if I call you that? I don’t really know your name so lmao

[AT]: oH,,, uH,,, yEAH THAT’S FINE,,, i’D REALLY LIKE THAT ACTUALLY }:)

[AT]: i’D LIKE TO BE FRIENDS.

[CC]: whoooaaaa!!!!! :DD

[CC]: Let's fucking gooooo!!!!! /p

[AT]: uH,,,, wHAT'S /P ?

And then I explain tone tags to him or some shit like that. I’ve got LOTS  of fun stuff planned for my sona! Including SPOILERSSS FOR ACT FOUR - their prospit tower breaking when Ja.ck no.ir attacks pro.spit before of like. How he slashed the fuckin thing and my pro.spit self goes flying away from Sk.aia and the planet all together, Not sure EXACTLY where but it’s an idea to be developed and its interesting cause I'm not sure where they'll land yet 👀