#Dragon quest ix

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

11: how many of those have you had today?

Erik lying in a pile of popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my flaws as a human

[panspy-draws]

heres my akira toriyama tribute ft. my favorite game of all time dragon quest ix. this took so long if you dont zoom in i'll kill you

[lucdrawsthings]

"thus do the voices of the mortals plead, ever hopeful of proof of our existence..."

RIP Toriyama. He may not have influenced it quite as much as Dragon Ball, but his art gave Dragon Quest so much of its charm, and IX in particular means a lot to me.

[kori-senpai]

And they ask me why I'm a lesbian. My nine year old self had a pretty clear answer to that

[tuna-f-b-art]

If i had a nickel for every blond Fairy named Stella, that's really into fashion, who's best friends with the Protagonist in a story involving dragons, I'd have 2 nickels.

[dq-avenquire]

DQIX Christmas Postcard (presumably from 2009)

[ancestral-steppe]

[uniguinflutist]

@incorrect-dragonquest-quotes

So far I've played Dragon Quest VIII, IX and XI. I'm going to give them alternate names that summarize the stories better:

Dragon Quest VIII: Save a Horse, Ride a Princess

Dragon Quest IX: A Heavenly Official's Fruits & Faeries

Dragon Quest XI: F**K The Police, I'm Gay Jesus.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Sacksquatch

Debut: Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies

Look! It's a burlap sack! I don't know what it is about burlap, but I love when a creature is made of it. It just feels right. I think scarecrows establish that burlap is destined to become a creature, and we all know that scarecrows walk around at night and when no one is looking, stealing crops from rival farms to use for bartering with birds.

So why shouldn't non-scarecrow burlap be able to come to life, too? It just makes sense! The one improvement I have in mind for Sacksquatch is that it does not contain potatoes, my preferred thing for a burlap sack to contain.

Instead, it contains sand, because it is a Sandbag! The kind you use to batten down the hatches (I am not using that phrase correctly), or to lighten your hot air balloon, or a whole bunch of things. I'm sure it can be nice to hug one if there's no one else around, or even if there are people around who you like less than a sack of sand. Sacksquatch in particular is said in one game to be from a factory, and in another to be from a construction site. The implied branching timeline of Sack Of Sand!

Here is the funny sack in its debut on the DS! It debuted as a bonafide Monster, an enemy to get in your way and be fought, and this rough-textured ruffian just loves to blow sand in heroes' eyes to temporarily blind them. That is VERY rude, but I can't be mad at it. What else is a leaking sack of sand to do? Drop a grand piano on you? This is just what they do!

As with most Dragon Quest monsters, Sacksquatch would appear in Dragon Quest Monsters games, where it can be YOUR friend! Will you welcome it? It will probably sprinkle sand in your undergarments for a giggle, but that's probably how it shows affection! And in the recent DQM3, if you fuse it with a killer hymenopteran...

You get the all-new Saccharine Sacksquatch! I know this looks like cheese, but it is honey! Unlike gray sand, honey is a substance which I am actively a fan of. Saccharine Sacksquatch is a strange concept! I would not think to fill a burlap sack with honey (and I would not eat honey from a sack), but it is certainly more striking than if it was full of oats or dirt or something. These sacks love to eat honey and try to raid the nests of killer bees, but I think a perfect solution would be for it to allow some regular bees to nest within its body. A sack full of bees! Don't squeeze it! I like to think it would be able to taste any honey it contains.

Sacksquatch makes a small cameo in Dragon Quest Builders 2, where it is the icon for Faerie Fertilizer. Though made of bones, petals, and dirt, the description calls it "manure", so I will not be including the image. Just in case. Perhaps an unwholesome appearance, but I appreciate it. Compost Is Cool!

[j-fashion-wearer-otd]

Today’s J-fashion wearer is Stella from Dragon Quest IX! She wears agejo gyaru with some surf gyaru elements!

[winxixia]

Why is he so hard to draw!!

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Malroth: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the ri-

Builder, cutting him off: okay i think that’s enough!

[zephonius]

Me rn

[liquidmetalslime]

Zenus and Celestria as they appear in Dragon Quest Walk.

I believe this is the first time I see official art of Zenus. Source: Twitter

[clowncoresylv]

Slightly threatening dragon quest memes to send to your friends (or enemies), enjoy!

[mrsometimes11]

Replaying DQ9 for the first time in a while, and am at Stornway Castle. I inspected the Guardian Statues and was surprised to see that Stornway has two different Celestarian Guardians named; 'Tucana', on the left, and 'Cygnus', on the right.

I've been playing this game for years, and this is the first time I've really paid attention to the statues, so I'm wondering if a lot of folk have noticed this.

I'm also wondering if it's intentional or an oversight. Stornway is a pretty large town, by DQ9 standards, so it might make sense for it to have two Guardians. Equally, I'm fairly sure that it's the only town to have two, even amongst similarly sized towns like Coffinwell, Bloomingdale and Gleeba, so it is still weird.

Thoughts?