#EDIT: I FORGOT QUACKITY

[royalarchivist]

Dono: [Tells Rubius that some streamers called Quackity for advice on how to beat the Ender Dragon in their Minecraft Hardcore world]

Rubius: [Knows damn well Quackity doesn't know how to play Minecraft]

[via @duolimalimon]

[nomsfaultau]

”Quackity is all easy smiles and friendly tone. Can’t quite scrub all of the grease out of his voice, but if you did that there might not be much lawyer left. That’s why Philza favors his services. Best way to polish his shoes in a way that his public persona needs if he’s going to be getting up to the, ahem, antics that Philza usually does.”

-Mandatory Family Reunion, 8

Asdfkj Phil that roast was so unnecessary—

[deepcoraldragon]

List of ccs publicly supporting Tommy & Tubbo

(or who just spoke out against Dream in general. or both.) as of jan 13

I haven’t seen a list on here yet so here goes (I def forgot some people, and I’m missing a few screenshots but this took foreverrr)

Content creators explicitly siding with clingyduo

Jack

AverageHarry

Ranboo

Phil

Sneegsnag

MaxGGs (could not pick a favorite tweet)

Aimsey

Kwite

SophieTexas

ConnorEatsPants

Krinios

a6d

Bitzel (not that we’re surprised)

Ludwig apparently

RosannaPansino

KyleEff

Dean Withers, coming out of left field

Molly (melinks)

Its_blarg

Mysticat

ItsZoil I think

Michael McChill

Content creators who didn’t say anything explicitly but we can read between the lines

HannahRose

Quackity (idgaf undefeated champion)

Shelby Shubble (see Phil)

Vikkstar

People who aren’t ccs but still get an honorable mention

Sarah Simons (Tommy’s mom)

Rue (Tommy’s old roommate)

Ady Manifold

Andi (Punz's ex) (I had to cut the post, sorry)

And that's everyone I can think of rn! Please add on if I forgot someone, if new people speak out, or if you have more screenshots to share!

Edit: here's the updated version from jan 20th, and the summary list

[quinnonimp]

We Watch the Clouds & Stars: an OriginsSMP TNTduo Comic ☁️💫 | Anecdote: Awake or Alive [part 1/?]

content warning: discussion of death and afterlife

read left to right

NEXT

hello !!!!!!!!! im back on the grid again and with a bang, here to deliver a comic ive been working on since september ! its gonna be pretty messy, inconsistent, and just purely me having fun . therell be a lot of things ive thought through thoroughly, and therell be some things i forgot to even existed ! all in all this is a comic about a character whos been gone for a year and one that doesnt even exist, so its all built from me being silly

there will be sensitive topics discussed or depicted ! those will have a warning placed beforehand for each update, even though many of these things are meant to be up to interpretation or implied . some anecdotes ive written have been quite heavy though, so if i end up finishing them, listen to the content warnings

this will be a non-linear story, so instead of chapters i have named them anecdotes . they will be moreso bits and pieces of my o!quackity and o!wilbur's lives, specifically of them together, so some parts will be before or after others . some parts will reference each other, or foreshadow, but u likely wont need to read the anecdotes in any specific order

^ and so, because of this, the dynamics of wwtc&s!tntduo will change and will be inconsistent, just as what happens with real people if u look into random pockets of their life . some anecdotes theyll be more comfortable with each other, some theyll be more spiteful, some theyll be more awkward, etc. especially since oquackity has no character and owilbur is underdeveloped

this comic is a lot about change but also keeping familiarity in said change, which is totally not just an excuse for my inconsistent ass nope nuh-nuh. this time its actually relevant to the characters !!!!

and YEAH . i am doing all this just bc cc!quackity mentioned in the 2021 wine stream that he was in the originssmp discord and wanted to actually play but never did . im still mad abt it so ive decided to just make shit up now 👍

by the way !!!!!!!!! the big wings wilbur has on the cover r actually not canon anymore . Lol . i drew that before i had a more concrete idea of the comic and its concepts, but i really didnt feel like editing it (the tail is also missing), so i kept it cause idrc FDKDFKJ

i may draw him with wings again sometime just bc i really like it, but for the sake of story - know that theyre not canon, and that his cloak compensates for his lack of wings

there is likely more for me to explain, but rn im all over the place so i dont really remember what ! the next part will probs be up tomorrow or so, im not sure . really hope u guys enjoy

[dewdr0pz]

Do you know what annoys the shit out of me? The fact that Dream cannot handle somebody else getting attention.

Quackity's finally creating his own successful SMP & finally pursuing an idea he's had for a while? Dream just has to copy that & create the United SMP.

Wilbur gets to be in a band that's been nominated for an award & he's having the time of his life making music? Dream just has to make music too, even though we all know he never wanted to in the first place.

A couple of his friends are coming out as queer (this one was a while ago)? He just has to post on Twitter saying "Yeah some guys are hot ig" because he needs to put himself in a community we all know he isn't a part of.

It's strategic. He knows that he has a large fanbase, or used to have a large fanbase, that'll mindlessly support him no matter what. & he's so used to having everybody focus on him because he created the Dream SMP, & as soon as the former members of the Dream SMP are doing their own projects or pursuing their own goals or dreams, he just has to steal it from them because he's a narcissistic bitch who can't handle the spotlight being on somebody else for once.

Edit: Forgot to add, but have y'all ever seen the clips of Dream being absolutely fucking disgusting toward Tommy? There's some compilation out there (I forgot the title of the video) that shows how Dream was making sick comments toward Tommy. The majority of the comments were sexual & it's obvious that they made Tommy uncomfortable, & it even got to a point where Wilbur had to step in multiple times & either say "He's 16!" or "That's gross" or "Don't say that, Dream".

[totallyevilwitchmono]

thank you @imppd for giving me the idea to draw mer quackity & wilbur. I know about 0.1% of their lore but I love them

edit: forgot the scars lmao

here’s some other versions!! ^_^

hopefully tumblr doesn’t kill the quality,,

[urlocalwormtoday]

QSMP MLP AU REAL?????

I've been seeing a whole lotta Qsmp x MLP talk recently and since I'm in the process of rewatching seasons 5 to 9 of MLP friendship is magic it got my brain gears turning and I just couldn't help myself from writing this down :,D

I think it's obvious that the Cucuruchos and The Watcher would be alicorns. Both cucuruchos would have cutie marks reining over perfection and happiness, respectively, while I think The Watcher would probably be something like chaos (now that I'm thinking about it, the two perfectly contradict each other, don't they??) or madness

Madagio would also probably be an alicorn, though I don't know what his special talent/cutie mark would entail. The Enderking would maybe be the dead ghost of an alicorn? I don't think there are any gods in mlp (though I guess that's what au's are for) besides Discord, and we all know what Discord's like, mismatched and stuff and more like a serpent

NOW, TO THE GOOD STUFF !!!!

These might be some hot takes but I'm making most of this up as I go, couldn't resist making a list of these funky little cubitossss

(edit: future me talking here, I completely forgot about a lot of the other species at the time of making this; dragons, changelings, griffins also I think???? I may make a continuation of this where I change some of them into different kinds of races seen throughout MLP)

Fit - Earth pony

Bbh - Unicorn

Tubbo - Earth Pony

Phil - Pegasus

Pac - Pegasus

Foolish - Unicorn

Mike - Unicorn

Missa - Unicorn

Cellbit - Earth Pony

Baghera - Pegasus

Bagi - Unicorn

Tina - Pegasus

Jaiden - Pegasus

Quackity - Earth Pony

ElQuackity - Unicorn

Slime - Earth Pony

Mariana - Pegasus

Luzu - Earth Pony

Roier - Unicorn

Vegetta - Unicorn

Maximus - Pegasus

Carre - Unicorn

Etoiles - Unicorn

Antoine - Pegasus

Aypierre - Earth Pony

Pol - Earth Pony

Mouse - Pegasus

Niki - Earth Pony

Felps - Unicorn

Acau/악어 - Unicorn

Jungryeok/중력 - Unicorn

YD/양띵 - Pegasus

Kong/콩콩 - Earth Pony

[bleue-flora]

So… I have been obsessively rewatching streams to get as canon accurate as possible (as a perfectly sane person does… of course) and it kinda sparked a question. Clearly, Quackity’s lore is on the more scripted and edited side, so Punz’s talk with Purpled wasn’t a live impromptu and one of the things he specially highlights is “6 months” as the time frame for Dream being tortured in prison (not to mention the unspeakable and past people’s limits parts which there is no way Dream signed off on, but that’s a whole other can of worms…) We know that according to real life, Quackity tortured Dream daily for about 67 days if his last visit is the stream of making Dream write the letter (May 22nd, 2021), 75 days (from March 17th, 2021 - Quackity’s first visit stream to June 6th, 2021 - Techno’s stream where he visits Dream) if he holds up the deal to not torture Dream for a week or 82 days if he doesn’t, (we know he doesn’t get tortured while Techno is there because Dream mentions it in the podcast stream), which brings us to almost 3 months. Given this, why would Punz say 6 months? This isn’t a live stream slip up, this is scripted. They have time to verify the actual facts. So why would they say that and emphasize that point. 3 months is still a long time to be tortured daily, there’s no reason why that time frame wouldn’t be sufficient to convince Purpled of its ferocity.

One could make the argument that when Dream told Punz about it, he said 6 months because he didn’t know how long it was (which is actually what I thought at first), but Dream actually has a decent understanding of time at different points in prison so that’s not super likely. When Techno comes to visit Dream, Dream even says, he’s been there for 5 or 6 months (and that’s after Tommy’s stay and revival and stuff). We also know based on the jailbreak streams that Sam kept up the lie to Quackity that Dream escaped so even when Techno leaves it’s not like Quackity came back.

So, c!Dream knew, cc!Dream knew, cc!Quackity knew and given their attention to detail, I feel like they wouldn’t let cc!Punz get it wrong on accident. There’s no particular reason for c!Punz to lie and it’s not like an - I forgot how long let me just mention type of thing. No, this was one of the times in that talk with Purpled that he repeated himself for emphasis. So, why did he say 6 months?

[guckies]

I made the Fooligetta family tree. There is no way to make it linear… why does it include almost everyone? Read it like it’s a family event and this is everyone who could come

Here’s the key:

Red - Romantic

Light Blue - Platonic (significant platonic relationship mainly(as in they would probably die for eachother))

Orange/Yellow - Parent

Purple - Siblings

Pink - Crush (arrows point to who)

Brown - Unknown/not enough evidence to make confirmed relationship status

Green - Exs (majority are exs due to death)

Dark Blue - Godparent

Pink Red Pink - Romantic Crush that is reciprocated (only on Pac and Fit & Bagi and Tina)

Important notes:

Q!Bad is on the ace-spec so the crushes on him are difficult to determine the status of with reciproction

A lot of people could have a platonic line but the ones here are just really influential relationships (ie Rivers and Roier could have one but there relationship hasn’t been life or death yet or morning crew could have one too but they haven’t suffered enough together lol)

If a orange line comes out of red/green line that just means they were/are parents together

Adoption lines aren’t on here because basically everyone is adopted…

Grandparent lines aren’t here too because it would make it a big mess especially since Foolish has like 5 grandchildren and Phil is technically both the parent and grandparent of Tallulah

Luzu was confirmed Tilin’s other parent with quackity so their relationships is kinda unknown

Maxo and Pierre have a green red green line because Maxo isn’t off the server but his character is dead so who knows what will come from that since qmaxo is still apart qpierre lore

Cucurucho isn’t connected to Jaiden or Foolish because the platonic part of their relationship isn’t reciprocated.

Edit 1: I didn’t add Pac and Cellbit as exs because truthfully I have no idea about their past and am lowkey clueless anytime it’s brought up

Edit 2: I FORGOT SLIME AND MIKE WERE SIBLINGS WHAT??? HOW DID I FORGET???

I’ll add more if there is anything else I need to clarify :]

[saint-hymn]

this is going to be incomprehensible but bear with me:

they're rivals (our first introduction of V2 is of it styling on us so we beat its ass and it came back for seconds)

EDIT: i forgot to fucking add it but comment if its Slimecicle

[violetsmoke666]

So.....About the whole entire forever situation. At first I didn't really know what to think. I tried to stay neutral at first but then after getting more context and finding out that other CC's have unfollowed forever and even banned him in some of their chats.

I've come to the conclusion to not support, watch, or talk about CC Forever and probably QForever for the unforeseeable future. I'm probably gonna be blocking any tags that have to do with forever as well, for me atleast.

I'm sorry to anyone who felt hurt about the situation, I'm sorry to the "victims" (idk if that's what they want us to call them, that's why I put it in quotations), I'm sorry to the CC's who were friends with him to find out about this, I'm sorry for quackity and his team as well.

I want my page/blog (I'm not entirely sure what to call it) to be a safe place.

I'm really bad with words, so sorry if I forgot to say something. If I remember I'll edit the post when I wake up b/c I'm really tired (i took a break today to hang out with my family and to collect my thoughts and it's like almost 12 at night for me) and I'm probably gonna go bed after I post this.

So if you stuck around to the end, I hope y'all have a good morning, afternoon, or night wherever you are. Bye bye!

[probatiostudies]

MY FINAL POST ON THE GREAT BRAZIL MEET UP

and i CAN tag this as qsmp because i had so many thoughts abt how they paired the first round of folks up to care for the egg children while everything was going on this past week (also phil and fit said it was five days, i refuse to believe it was that short)

BUT TRULY i commend quackity + the admins + whoever else was in the processing of choosing who to pair up with who because ??! absolutely crazy how these duos get along irl

FIRST case in point has to be mariana! y'all i was part of the group that was trying to figure who exactly was going to brazil, so i ended up seeing those clips of mariana thinking out loud on whether or not to go to twitchcon vegas BECAUSE !! he had already asked charlie / slime that day if he was going and was told no !! y'all can you see the vision, the first english-speaking cc he asked was charlie, even said he thought of him because he lives in the US

and charlie namedropping mariana during the qsmp meetup stream ?? THEY'RE BESTIES YOUR HONOR

ultimately i just think it's crazy how these school project teams turned out (save for maximus and fit, raising a glass to the sky for y'all SALUD). you get phil and missa finally meeting irl, phil mentioning how missa forgot his gifts from japan but that was okay because HE was the true gift, and isn't that the truth what with everyone talking abt how nice missa was to interact with !! we got that beautiful trio photo of jaiden, roier, and cellbit WHICH WAS SO GOOD an absolute cherry on top to one of if not the BEST egg parents on the island (VUELA ALTO BOBBY). and yeah, of course if slime was going to mention mariana on stream, he had to imply foolish was thinking of vegetta, but people's reactions to foolish and his builds being like 'yeah he's vegetta's sounds right' is ENOUGH of a confirmation !!

Edit on 10/6/2023: AND NOW CHARLIE RISKS HIS VICTORIAN CHILD IMMUNE SYSTEM TO MEETUP WITH MARIANA IN VEGAS. CHATTERS TELLING JAIDEN THAT CHARLIE WOULDN’T BE THERE WE’RE FOOLS. MISCLICK DUO MEETUP ON THE HORIZON 🔥

[luminouslotuses]

dude i could clip so much from that stream in my previous post i CANTT i forgot how much of a riot it was

like roier’s “let him cook” & then charlie’s “you don’t need to let me cook cause my wife’s the one that does the cooking” i literally. fuck it take a transcript it won’t do this moment justice but it’s so fucking funny (edited version in accordance with the video btw)

charlie [to quackity]: …[jaiden and roier] didn’t really kidnap your son, i was just mad because badboyhalo killed my daughter– i mean– my, my–

bbh: ..what?

quackity: HUH??

charlie: i’m sorry, i’m–

bbh: no, hold on–

charlie: –still trapped in the lie, still trapped–

roier: let him cook.

[quackity, roier, and jaiden all burst out laughing]

charlie: you don’t need to let me cook, alright, ‘cause my wife’s the one that does the cooking, but the thing is that we’re gonna kill her–

quackity [laughing]: whoa, that is–

roier: WHAT?

quackity: that is very unprogressive of you, that is very unprogressive of you–

jaiden: i’m all for it, personally.

[quackity and jaiden laugh]

[apollo-the-story-teller]

Tubbo and his parents cause he likes hoarding them I guess

Schlatt, Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, Puffy, Awesamdude, Philza Minecraft, by proxy-Kristen, Wilbur, Technoblade, Quackity, by proxy- Karl Jacobs, Corpsehusband, by proxy-Sykunno, Captain Sparklez, by proxy- X33n, Iskall85, Grian, GoodtimeswithScar, Docm77, by proxy- Rendog, Fitmc, Pactw, Aypierre

Edit: Chayanne is now also added, yes Chayanne is Tubbo's father in some fic out there

Edit 2: So is 5up through Sykunno and Corpse

Edit 3: Badboyhalo and Skeppy this isn’t Qsmp related I just forgot

Edit 4: LUZU welcome to the club king, you get auto therapy since you have qsmp Tubbo. Can't wait for the fics legends (I am writing this Feb 6th

Anyway if you want explanations, stories, whatever I know most if not all of the reasoning behind them

[calciumcryptid]

Between being a frat bro who still parties on college campuses despite dropping out, there being only one black creator in his group, the behind the scenes sexism, and not doing anything about literal porn being sent in your server with minors, so many fucking cats are out of the bag about the MS Paint mask man

MS PAINT MASK MAN-

Jay, I can't emphasize enough the lack of racial diversity on the DSMP. You had Ponk, the only black creator (and he was biracial with South Korean), Skeppy (Pakistani), and in the last months TinaKitten (South Korean). Unless you count that time Lil Nas X (yes, that Lil Nas X. It was a fever dream) was on, and KSI as a guest one time. (Edit: I forgot Quackity, who is Mexican. I'm so sorry.)

I know people get all defensive about that fact ("Oh, did you want him to add people he didn't know"), but people don't realize how telling it is about a person and depending on how you view the SkepHalo porn jokes there is probably a fetishization angle you could go with that.

Besides that, the reason I started disliking MS Paint Mask Man was because of the Minecraft Championship. He was such an asshole about non-DSMP competitors, Minecraft YouTubers who had been in the game longer than him with more established less parasocial fanbases, and he was an asshole about them in a voice chat with one of their friends! It aggravated me so much.

Along with him complaining he sucked at one of the non-pvp mini games, ironically the one all about teamwork because of course he did. Fuck him, Buildmart was cool and a breath of air.

[windforkindisguise]

Finally!

The third and final chapter of my Karlnapity fic Half-Hearted Fools is finally out. Was I procrastinating? Maybe a little, but its here and that's what matters :)

"How do I know?” Quackity asked, “How do I know if I only think about you, dream and wish and hope for you-” His voice cracked,

“How do I know if I want you because I love myself, and because I love you, and not that some part of me wants to fall back into the cycle.”

“How can I want you, want to come back, when you, out of all” He blinked, and dropped to a raspy whisper, “When you hurt me the most.”

Edit: this is old now, in the way everything seemed old to kids these days. Forgot to post this. Oh well, you can still read it :)