faerune · 1 year ago
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mystra's abuse of gale is harder for people to see because unlike astarion and where he is in his journey gale romanticizes mystra and glorifies their time together. he's not at the point where he can admit what his relationship with her was even to himself sometimes. especially because mystra is implied to be one of his few or his only romantic relationship in his life
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psyduc · 6 months ago
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pasta a la erik karlsson
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THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.
THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.
hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass
instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3
6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This
6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK
7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)
7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.
7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".
7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.
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i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things
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added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god
7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite
IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?
FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????
IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.
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rhaenyratargcryen · 3 months ago
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you said what about a logan fic...🫣
yeah you want a sneak peek hehehehehe
it's based on the idea of reader having powers of an empath but you can make ppl feel what ur feeling when you touch them...if you're picking up what i'm putting down.............
“Is that really what you want?”
It’s practically a growl, and you pull your hand from him, allowing him to recover, but only slightly. He’s got himself worked up all on his own. 
You can see in Logan's face that he wants you, too. You nod, bring one hand down to wrap around the waist of his jeans and tug him forward against you again. He groans, gathering some of your hair in one hand and gripping it tight. 
“Sweetheart, I’m not exactly a — a gentle guy.”
“Somehow I don’t believe you.”
Logan laughs, breathy, and tilts his head back to take you in. He throws a glance down at your hand wrapped around his pants, the backs of your knuckles pressed against the swell of his stomach. “I didn’t have you pegged for the fuck-me-in-the-kitchen type.”
“I’ll let you take me back to your bedroom, if you want.”
Whistling lowly, Logan leans his face in close to yours, the tip of his nose nudging against your cupid’s bow. “And if I told you I wanted to take you right here?”
“I’d tell you that’s fine, too,” you swallow, angling your face to try to press your lips to his, but his grip on your hair stops you. He grunts, tugging a little harder, so you have to look into his eyes. They’re soft, wary. For all the talk he talks, you can tell he can’t believe you’d want a guy like him. You’re not exactly a gentle girl, either, but he sees how much harder the world has made him than it has you. You’ve still got the potential to be someone who wouldn’t want this.
“You really want me?” You hear the unspoken emphasis on me. You could have anyone else, and he can’t see why you’d pick him.  “Since the day we met,” you mutter, his breath against your mouth driving you insane. “Logan, please kiss me.”
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thotfrnk · 8 months ago
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can mrbeast put frank in that supermarket n not let him out until mcr5 is released
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edwardbonnets · 3 days ago
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i genuinely cannot believe that i'm going to be playing a new dragon age game this week.
like WHAT????????? is this real???????????? someone wake me up
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gwenpendragns · 2 years ago
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thinking of arthur and morgana again and just how much they loved one another. even when morgana’s path darkens, arthur never really stopped seeing morgana as an extension of him, his family, his sister. fuck it makes me emotional man.
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mozukumi · 3 months ago
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heartbreaking news: if i want the rewards of redrawing old art and seeing how much i've improved, i must submit to the mortifying ordeal of looking at my old art.
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spearofnight · 1 year ago
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Baldur's Gate fans I love you but please stop drawing Karlach all soft and smooth and dainty. Respect my big buff queen PLEASE
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zoyazenik · 3 months ago
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thinking of writing a five/oc season 4 au for the simple reason of fixing that shitty ass season
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faerune · 29 days ago
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entranced by jade herrera's autistic bratty little guy swag
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psyduc · 11 months ago
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hey does anyone have a link to that one post that's like. an ice delivery man, black and white photo, where he's hot and serving so much cunt. can someone link me it pls
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rhaenyratargcryen · 3 months ago
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inventing new contractions to capture tyler owens' #southerndrawl most accurately
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thotfrnk · 7 months ago
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dc wants me to be a superbat shipper so bad
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edwardbonnets · 1 year ago
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HEY. HEY VANITY FAIR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
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gwenpendragns · 2 months ago
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in celebration of my promotion (hello extra 15% raise) ive decided to set up an air mattress in the living room and watch all of the twilight movies with a bottle of wine
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mozukumi · 1 day ago
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Having a medical appointment on November 6th is so weird. It's like damn. The election results will be coming in, but likely will be inconclusive. I will be in deep fear. But also I get to see a rheumatologist that's fun :-)
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