#ETHOSWEEP

[birrdies]

“he’s a survivor, that’s all he does— survive”

[catmaidetho]

VOTE FOR ETHO. THIS DEFINITELY TOOK ME LONGER THAN 30 MINUTES. YEP.

links to the all the art and artists are under the cut! :D

ranartical / redixis / wolfythewitch

binibiningdarna / saphusia / lunarcrown

beethubs / ranartical / babygirlbdubs

[babygirlbdubs]

Hello Technoblade voters!

So, your guy lost to the GoodTimes. Maybe you don’t know who to vote for now. I mean, if Technoblade isn’t immune to the good times… who is?

I propose to you: Ethoslab.

Now, if you don’t know who Etho is, lemme give you a rundown.

he’s one of THE og minecraft letsplayers. your favorite minecraft youtuber? yeah, etho is probably one of the reasons they got into mcyt. etho is your favorite mcyt’s favorite mcyt

he’s faceless, and has been for his entire 12+ year youtube career

he has only changed his skin once or twice in those 12 years, and the most recent one was to remove the extra face on his torso because he didn’t know how previously

that skin is literally just kakashi naruto

etho is a god at redstone. he basically invented half the redstone that’s used today. hopper clock? that’s etho’s. i mean… he’s invented a storage system that lets you search for a specific item. it’s called the googler because it’s basically a search engine.

he is an absolute NERD (/aff) and insanely smart

he is genuinely kind to his friends, and has a very sweet yet mischievous demeanor. though, even his friends will call him mysterious

he’s canadian so like… arctic/antarctic solidarity… right?

he has spent many many MANY years perfecting a PVP arena game called Battle Bane. look it up. it’s insane.

actually, all the minigames he’s made are pretty insane. and most of them involve death. i mean. he had one called Hurtin’ Hermits where the whole goal was to kill the other hermits as much as possible and enact chaos

I could go on and on about Etho and what he’s like. HOWEVER. I think it’s more interesting to tell you how he’s portrayed by the fandom.

etho tends to be portrayed as a quiet, broody, mysterious guy despite actually being a bit of a goofball

he’s drawn not as kakashi naruto, but more often, a hot twink that can range from sad puppy to sexy dude covered in blood in the span of a single post

some people headcanon him to be as old as the universe, and tied to the void

he has multiple popular animal traits, from catboy to bunny to most commonly arctic fox

there’s etho titty tuesday. there’s. i mean. there’s etho titty tuesday.

i mean really, just… go into the ethoslab tag and you can see all the ways he’s portrayed.

And if that’s not convincing enough, here are some things he’s done in canon to hopefully sway you.

in season 7 of hermitcraft, he had a shop called Shade-E-E’s, where people could sign other people up to basically get harassed (/lh) by Etho’s shenanigans. “Free Glass” meant panes of light grey glass hidden in all your chests so you couldn’t put things into the chest. “Gardening” meant beehives hidden throughout your base so you would hear buzzing at random. “Pest Relocation” meant spawning endermites in your home.

also in season 7, he had the shop Sneak-E-E’s, which was a secret popup shop where he undercut prices or sold rare item overstock. you could only buy while it existed, and only when you could find it. the first time it was built was up in the sky, all out of shulker boxes so it wouldn’t render in until you got close. the second time was in the unused floor of Mayor GoodTimesWithScar’s shop. scar had no idea for. a while.

in last life, he scammed scar out of a life to give to bdubs, and then promptly killed scar and stole the enchanter. oh yeah, he did it with a fishing rod, too.

in season 9, he moved into bdubs’ basement without telling bdubs

in season 9, he also started late. so, in order to catch up, he exiled himself to a place untouched by the other hermits and wouldn’t let himself come back until he was able to defeat a full raid on his own. it didn’t take him long.

in double life, he and joel were paired, and were the most chaotic duo on the server. they hunted people for sport (notably, grian and scar) and burned things down for fun. “the ship burns everything burns” chanted as they set the entire map on fire

in last life, he went around trying to intimidate people into giving him gifts and he would spare their life. pretty much everyone was instantly afraid of him.

actually, most of the hermits are pretty intimidated by etho. including goodtimeswithscar.

also, most of the hermits are ethogirls.

etho and scar end up on opposing sides in pretty much everything, especially the life series (which is a funky lil hardcore battle royale). they are traditionally enemies. they pick fights with each other for fun.

If you want vengeance for Technoblade— blood for the blood god— vote Ethoslab.

Sincerely, Ethogirls

[setacin]

VOTE ETHO FOR MCYTBLR SEXYMAN!!!! IF THIS DOESN’T CONVINCE YOU I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL BDSJFHBDSJHB

this is a frame redraw from @/StoneByrdArt1 (on twitter) ‘s animatic producer man which i highly recommend you all go watch :D

[dragonheart2497]

a little thank you to everyone who voted for Etho last round :]

stole the idea from @hybbat on applestruda's post ajshdfgjk sorry i hope you dont mind

[single-malt-scotch]

morry. hi. would luv a dramatic rendering of ur death reaper au etho.

- @von-sway-enthusiast

i think it should be pretty obvious i designed this au to sexify etho heavily lol

[enderteegs]

this was going to have more to it but i think its funnier this way

VOTE FOR ETHO!!!

[oh-snapperss]

[sourorchard]

Guys vote for etho, if he wins it’ll be hilarious do you remember the time he briefly showed a fake journal entry and it was just him lamenting over not understanding current meme culture and wondering if he’s just behind or if humor was dead?? do you realize how funny it’d be if he won sexyman????? guys cmon

[woohoo-ooch]

🎣vote etho!!!🎣

[ethogirls4quackblr]

im seeing some stuff about the fraud accs following ppl and that being annoying SO

hey ethosweepers theres a better way. just btw

step 1) open two windows, one of your main browser, one of a secondary browser you don't usually use step 2) in window 1, open a password generator [here] and an new empty tab. in window 2, open the tumblr login screen, and a second tab that has the poll [here] step 3) come up with an email! [keysmash]@gmail.com . Copy paste that email into the url bar at the top of the empty tab, as well as into the tumblr sign up box step 4) generate a password! copy and paste it into the password bar in the sign up screen step 5) use a keysmash or a suggested url + complete the age verification! DO NOT FOLLOW ANY HASHTAGS OR BLOGS step 6) go over to the tab that has the poll on it, refresh the tab and then vote!! step 7) on the tab that has the "what are you here for" page still up, delete the rest of the url so it takes you to the homepage. click on the icon of your blog, and then click on blog settings step 8) delete the blog! you should still have the password copied, so that's an easy paste, and then the email is saved to the empty tab! step 9) once the blog is deleted this should take you to a page that says "sign up again" click that button and you're good to go! you can even use the same email address step 10) generate a new password and repeat!! ^^

[catmaidetho]

🍁🍁WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ETHO IN THE MCYTBLR SEXYMAN POLLS🍁🍁

a text post this time!

he ticks so many sexyman tropes.

tropes sourced from here

ANIMAL THEMING. (speaking of llamas! also arctic foxes!)

ANGST. (last life ethubs

CAPITALIST. (he has a shopping addiction. he's admitted to it.)

CHAOTIC. (have you seen the recent anvil wars pettiness??)

CON ARTIST. (DOES SHADE-E-E'S MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?)

MILF.

QUOTEABLE CATCHPHRASE. (oh snappers! uh-huh, yep yep! SPEAKING OF LLAMAS!)

DIVORCED. (LAST LIFE ETHUBS....)

EYE IMAGERY. (only look in one eye. dont look in the other bad things will happen.)

SMARTDUMB. (he is so pathetic and floppy but he builds the most impressive redstone contraptions you've ever laid your eyes on)

KNIFEMURDERER. (fishingrods you fishingrods you fishingrods you)

CANON/FANON DIVERGENCE. (he is simply not that mysterious or aloof i wrote a whole characterization post on how to get him right)

FLANDERIZATION. (he does this to himself half his personality is being canadian, saying sorry, and drinking coffee. we also do this with his sleeplessness)

MYSTERIOUS. (GOODTIMESWITHSCAR HIMSELF said that etho is "mysterous" on a recent livstream.)

COVERED FACE. (we love a man in a mask)

PERPETUAL SMILER. (you can always tell he is smiling in his videos, he's such a smiley guy)

SCARS. (eye scar! also fanon gives him mouth/lip scars a lot!)

TALL. (listen we dont know for sure that he's that tall but he's taller than bdubs)

THEME SONG. (resource gathering by elybeatmaker)

WHITE HAIR. (kakashi naruto)

OTHER THINGS OF NOTE

i have so much etho trivia in my brain always

he is a paramore stan. [x]

his lets play series is at 575 episodes and has been running for 12 years with only one world reset when the end was released.

his style has influenced many of the hermits, to the point doc has called him their mother (in a sense). [x]

literally all of the hermits love him. you should too. [x]

VOTE ETHO.

[babygirlbdubs]

A Letter to Quackblr

Greetings, Quackblr!

I am here on behalf of the Ethogirls. Our polls are the two most contentious battles of the day, and will both be hard fought.

We have been watching you fight tooth and nail to stay alive, making every vote count. You are truly a formidable opponent and we admire your dedication! It’s clear that Quackity truly deserves to be here, a final stand against the Hermits.

We also have noticed that we find ourselves in a similar situation. The Joe, Cleo, and Mumbo voters have formed an alliance, which puts Quackity and Etho at risk. Therefore, it seems like only the natural order of things that the Ethogirls and Quackblr should have an alliance as well.

We could only guarantee you this round of our support, but for this round we extend an offer of a temporary alliance. We reached across the lines to the Technoblade voters, and we reach across the lines to you, now.

Quackblr and Ethogirls together can make it to the semifinals.

Sincerely, Ethogirls

[setacin]

VOTE ETHOSLAB VOTE RIGHT

[dragonheart2497]

Hi make sure to vote for Etho <3

Update; new poll link

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[single-malt-scotch]

if you're still taking doodle requests can i get a skirt etho? or just an etho of your choice :]

heres your mans