google search how do I get past these people who are collecting charity donations for suicide prevention awareness without talking to them because I don’t want to talk to them about suicide prevention (I am aware of it too well) and they were here the last time I had a shift and i almost had a panic attack thinking about my cousin who killed himself a year ago. google search “help mods”
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double life pearl save me,,, save me double life pearl,,,, double life pearl,,,
I absolutely adore this voidforsaken hair. What the heck. How did my hands create this. Explodes.
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I doubt this is going to happen. I have no doubt S2 is gonna beat us relentlessly against a wall as far as emotional weight and the gravity of resolving all the misunderstandings
But wouldn’t it just be so funny if they totally subverted that? Like the second Ed and Stede lock eyes they’re already making up before they’re even close enough to hold each other. No tension no angst, we’ll all be writing the opposite of fix-it fics, we’ll be writing make-it-worse fics 😭😭
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you had me at "skz" and "vampires" (sorry its kinda a mess of thoughts hehe)
so, thoughts on vampire prince/king skz (i immediately thought of hyunjin, jeongin, or lix but who ever else comes to mind for you :3) who has a new human staff member that is supposed to be by his side and be his personal maid but she's also supposed to get used as his guard's blood bag so they never have to leave his side. buuut he gets super attached to her within the first week and keeps her all to himself 😼
idk what you would want to write about this but ill add on sappy/cute thoughts as well as some raunchy shit. also the red is toxic stuff
so on the lover agenda some of my thoughts are:
definitely courts her with little trinkets or gifts that he googles researches that humans historically have liked. usually any particularly shiny jewelry he can get his hands on
definitely has his right-hand-man order the highest quality ingredients and has a very talented chef cook normal (high end) food for your meals. (i also thought if he was being a tsundere about it he would sooo tell them to make the food look bad while still keeping its flavor 😭)
when you both get closer he is definitely a spoiled brat about it and will absolutely hate being told "no" by you for any reason, but you also know all too well that he won't do anything about it because he's really bad at hiding his feelings so you know he likes you
when you guys start dating he'll do everything in his power to get you to agree to be converted into a vampire, cause he'll be damned if you're gonna die while he loves you but he feels a slight sense of morals when it comes to you, so he would rather not force it (but will if theres a life or death situation)
lowkey toxic thought but uses "vampire powers" on you, but will wipe the memory from your head depending on what it was for *cough* straight up mind controlling you to win an argument *cough* hypnotizing you to stop talking if he's angry *cough*
and on the horny agenda:
fucks you literally everywhere and anywhere he wants. hes royalty so hes spoiled rotten and always gets what he wants. plus, who will have the balls to tell the prince/king that he can't have sex in the middle of the dining room? not you and sure as hell not the poor kitchen staff when they're trying to set the table around you both
i can see them preferring to make love to you most nights, but wont hesitate to fuck your brains out if he's particularly horny or angry/jealous
def uses those "vampire powers" in bed too. hypnotizes you to obey him (may or may not be with your immediate consent dont @ me) or uses his inhumane strength to force you into a position and uses it to hold you up as he fucks you (literally no matter how much you weigh because he can and he will)
also the speed power most likely means he can fuck you insanely fast and/or finger you just as fast if not even faster (& basically vibrates if he rubs your clit fast enough lmfao)
yeah.. anyways i love vampires and i love skz so u might have just awoken something in me
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
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