#Escargoon Kirby

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

kirbtober day 9 - anime

escargoon was my favorite when i was a kid

[a-stolidus]

escargot- I mean escargoon!!! 🤩🤩

(gonna try posting here again)

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

Yet another Kirby anime rewrite - Chapter Two Preview

Just wanted to note that I am working on Chapter Two right now and it's taking a bit to finish (Because I am also working on BATFL and I am not abandoning that project any time soon)

So, while you wait, here's a full scene from the chapter as an apology!

As the moon sets, the twinkling stars shining in the night sky start to fade and blend into the warm orange hues of a new day. A blinding light rose high into the sky, singling the lifeforms below to rise from their beds and greet the morning air around them. Chirping birds start to flow into the air, the sounds of doors opening with soft bells and “Good Mornings!” from the Cappies follow behind. Symbolizing the start of a new day. But, we aren’t focusing on the citizens below now, are we?

In the distance, a soft yellow Castle stood atop of a tall hill, looming over the town with its growing shadow casting over the landscape below. The bricks of this building were detailed with splashes of moss in every corner, and cannons poking out in between the walls of the castle, ready to be used for a possible, and honestly unimaginable, revolution from the citizens of Cappy Town. The inside of the castle itself was fairly large, and rather empty. But, every once in a while, the castle’s loyal servants, the Waddle Dees, would show up around the corner, carrying buckets, mops, brooms, and sometimes even Spears. They never said much, maybe a bit of “Wanyas” here and there, but nothing in full sentences that anyone could understand. Hence, it left the castle halls nice and silent for most of the day. A peaceful morning, just as it should be.

“That little pink son of a…”

Until now.

The booming voice of a totally-not-pissed-off King echoed through the castle corridors, filling the air of the once peaceful morning with the sounds of King Dedede’s complaints of this new pink visitor, which was quickly followed by muffled clinks and clanks from one of the castle’s bedrooms. The largest one in the whole corridor, to be more specific.

“That brat thinks he can just show up and…” King Dedede paused to lean his head back, letting out a bubbly gurgle roar out of his mouth and then quickly releasing a spit into the sink below. “...and ruin my plans? Well, I ain’t having it!” the King stormed out of his bathroom with a huff, his assistant, Escargoon, squirmed behind him. King Dedede swung the doors of his closet open, revealing a set of flashy clothes stored inside, each one a different colorful shade, hue, and pattern. Making the whole closet burst with a vibrant hue of colors like we never seen before. Despite the variety of the clothing, he snatched his favorite red robe and slipped it over his arms, “I’m kicking that stupid ball out of orbit faster than you can say ‘King!’” Dedede declared. Escargoon let out a cough to catch the King’s attention.

“Well, sire, I can reassure you that I, Dr. Escargoon, will provide you with a powerful weapon to-” The smug snail’s pride was whacked both metaphorically, and physically, by Dedede’s shoulder as he whipped himself around. “Your inventions aren’t reliable!” accused King Dedede as he stormed out of the room. “I’ll have to resort to my usual tactic!”

“Usual tactic-” Escargoon shook his head and dashed after him, “But, sire, wouldn’t that only cost more money?” he informed, “The last Demon Beast you bought cost half of our budget!”

“Don’t care!” fumed Dedede as he stormed closer to the throne room, “I need pest exterminated now!”

The King slid into the throne room, almost slipping on the recently cleaned bricked floors. As he regained his balance, he rushed over to his golden coated throne and leaped into the green cushions. With a push of a button on the throne’s armrest, a metal gate on one of the walls slipped into the unknown, revealing a large TV in which faced the King. The device flickered on in an instant, revealing a rather humanoid man with a blue suit on the screen. “Welcome to the Holy Nightmare Demon Beast Download site.” said the man, “Our company has assembled a set of strong, cruel demon beasts at your disposal. Just shout a request and we provide you the best! What can I get you, Mr. D-Man?”

“Cut to the chase, Sales guy!” King Dedede exploded, slamming a fist onto the armrest. “That Octopus you sent me last time was weak! It got burned by that stupid pink pest!”

“Now now, D-Man, let’s not get fussy.” The Sales Guy, as Dedede called him, assured the fuming Pengi in the seat below with his hands up. “You know we at Nightmare Enterprises only desire the best of the best for our customers!”

“But, this pink pest you mentioned,” he continued, resting a hand on his chin, “he does seem like a real nuisance to his majesty, doesn't he?”

“Yeah, no shit!” cursed Dedede, “Gimme the strongest Demon Beast to get rid of that nuisance, will ya?!”

As the room started to dim into darkness, the middle of the throne room opened up, revealing a large machine hidden underneath the floor. More mechanical devices began to appear in the room one after another, a large satellite dish, hooked onto the wall with wires and tubes, lowered down from the ceiling, slightly hovering over the glowing machine below. Dedede smirked, slamming his fist down onto the button on his armrest, singling a spark of electricity that zipped out of the satellite dish and onto the machine below. On the platform, a blue shocking glow sparked all over the room, growing stronger every second. From a distance, Escargoon locked his eyes with the blinding light, curling in on himself with grating teeth. King Dedede, however, was at the edge of his seat with excitement, gripping his armrests with a grin. With a final flash of light, the Demon Beast revealed itself. A small concrete block rested on the summoning platform, an empty silence drifted through the air as the two approached the block with a shared, confused expression etched on their faces.

“The hell is this?” Dedede sneered, leaning his body closer to the block. “It’s a very heavy Demon Beast, your majesty.” Sales Guy clarified from the TV screen, “We call it, ‘Blocky’.”

“Stop messing around!” boomed the king as he whirled to face the TV screen, “This puny brick can’t win against Kirby.”

“Well then, I’ll show you how it works.” From the screen, Sales Guy lifted what looked like a green colored device in his hand, and gently pressed a button on the lower left of the device. In an instant, the blue sparks returned and surrounded the brick, causing it to rapidly change in size. Dedede and Escargoon stepped back, watching the situation behold in front of them. The block, now taking up half of the summoning platform, started to sprout out hands and feet, a sharp glare etched on the beast’s face. Dedede and Escargoon froze, mouth’s agape on this Demon Beast before them. Blockly leapt into the air almost easily, like it was light as a feather. But, the moment its feet hit the ground, the floor below it collapsed, sending the beast to descend further and further into the ground effortlessly.

“Wh-What the?!” Escargoon stammered, peeking down into the hole the beast made. Snapping out of his frozen trance, Dedede boomed with laughter. “We’re sure to win with this! That puny ball wouldn’t stand a chance!” He rushed over to the hole and leaned down with his hands cupped around his mouth. “Go find that pink puffball, Blocky! And squish ‘em!”

[sticker-star4]

I love “Masher 2.0” so much, but come on????

I hate this plot hole so much, but I giggled while making this

[crystalstars64]

So I recently watched the Castle of cagliostro, and when I first saw Jodot, I immediately thought "Hey that looks like Escargoon".

And now I can't unsee/think of that, so uhhh

Enjoy that cursed info/idea, I guess idk hehehehe.

[owldart]

Some kirby crew bc im love kirby crew

[dddesc]

drive thru 🚗 suggested by @freakattack!

+bonus doodle inspired by @ask-escargoon-and-dedede-blog's reply to the wip

[holdthelina]

time well spent

[grimmtells]

✦ DEDEDE, HE'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW ! DEDEDE, HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW ! Oh and Escargoon's there too.

Favourite comedic duo of the show, The Royal Pains In The Ass™ Only a king and his loyal right-hand man can do it like them.

[endsfunniesart]

yknow that one dungeon meshi drawing

[fallout-lou-begas]

transfem Escargoon from kirby right back atcha would go on Estragen. or Estrargoon . and would look and sound exactly the same except she got laser and would wear a pink bow like this

[sticker-star4]

I just bought one of the Kirby dvds and I want to show you something I find pretty cool:

Did you know when you press “More Kirby” on the menu and go to “Who’s in Cappy Town” , you get to see bios that talk about some of the Characters from the show?

I really wish Knuckle Joe, Sirica and Arthur’s crew have bios, but this is still a cool feature

Don’t worry I am still working on my warp Star lore dump, but there is still a lot of information that I need to write down and express. I will keep you guys updated 👍⭐️

[lovehaleylo]

My babygirl Escargoonie 💕🐌

[retr0scum]

more Kirb

[sticker-star4]

Bro really thinks he’s the onceler from the Lorax 💀

The crazy thing about this scene is that it is a really realistic scenario that could happen in reality