#FALKOR CAN GET IT

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[moonjxsung]

Adding onto my last ask with my top 5 albums of ALL TIME….. in this order under great duress, but realistically they’re all fucking phenomenal:

1. Junk- M83

Ohhhhh my fucking god. I could talk about this album for YEARS. The instrumentals. The mix between upbeat/melancholy, the way it tells a story the whole way through. Guys I listened to this album on a loop all of winter and it’s officially my most listened to album of all time. Absolutely fucking phenomenal. Favs on here are probably “Bibi the Dog” and “Solitude” but it’s truly no-skip. This album makes me ascend. I would’ve killed to watch their Coachella set in 2016

2. How to Be a Human Being- Glass Animals

This albums feels like being transported back to the early 90s- it sounds like vibrant colors and textures and it’s just some of the most unique sounds I’ve ever heard. Beautiful lyricism from Glass Animals always. They were my most listened to artist in high school and seeing them get so big is like !!! ummm deserved !!! Favs on here are “Life Itself” and “Mama’s Gun”

3. Zaba- Glass Animals

By far the sexiest album I’ve ever heard. Sexy instrumentals, sexy lyrics. I need to eat someone out to this album do you understand !!!! This was my most listened to album in freshman year of high school and I used to listen to it on the way to competitions and fantasize about this one percussion instructor I was obsessed with who drove a really fancy Porsche. This album still sounds like him to me. Favs are “Hazey”, “Gooey” and “Wyrd”

4. Who Really Cares- TV Girl

Bisexual anthem clap if you’re surprised! No but this album feels like adjusting to your sexuality again at the tender age of half-fifty after one decade of antidepressants and selling your identity off to intrusive thoughts (meee :3) it makes me cry, it makes me laugh, it’s inspiring. I listen to this album and I’m like hmmm I hope everybody finds their own form of love in this universe and I hope they feel it so wholly and deeply that even the pain is subsided by the comfort in knowing that the human experience is a thing!!!! Favs are “Not Allowed” (fic which we do not speak of🫶), “For You”, and “Cigarettes out the Window”. My ex was a chain smoker so I hear a little bit of him in that one. Fuck you dude ❣️

5. DSVII- M83

Albums don’t need words to be fucking extraordinary. This one is that album for me. It transports me to a whole new world, the synth and the instrumentals are truly remarkable. It makes me feel like a child again and it reminds me of skipping school for a week straight when I had pneumonia and watching trippy 90s cartoons straight out of a fever dream over a bowl of soup. It’s like if “The Neverending Story” had a fully instrumental album to go with it. I hear Falkor in this entire album. Favs are “Feelings” and “Temple of Sorrow”

You’ll probably catch a few of these in fic playlists in the future, but highly recommend every single song on every single one of these albums. They remind me why I’m so into music in the first place. I can share my top 5 kpop albums if yall are interested tooooo 🫶👼 I love these questions so much thank u for this cloud anon ily

[critrolestats]

Media References and Puns of 3-071 Mist and Whimsy

Thanks to @oddthesungod for this art piece!

Media References

(0:01:22) Ashley: You know, RuPaul’s Cigarette Drag Race. (RuPaul’s Drag Race)

(0:01:25) Ashley: Two Smoke Girls. (Two Broke Girls)

(0:01:26) Ashley: The Wheel of Mime. (The Wheel of Time)

(0:01:27) Ashley: Road Rules.

(0:08:33) Matt: This is getting super surreal, very Twin Peaks-esque.

(0:29:53) Laura: Are we dreaming?  Travis, Taliesin, and Laura: Can you read my mind? (Superman)

(0:31:27) Marisha: The Fog Ness Monster. (Loch Ness monster)

(0:31:36) Travis: What if it’s Falkor?  Laura: It is not Falkor. (The NeverEnding Story)

(0:32:21) Laura: What if it’s a nice Falkor? It’s never a nice Falkor.

(0:36:50) Travis: The Falkor love snake.

(0:53:28) Liam: Are we in the Land of the Lost?

(0:53:49) Travis: Well, it’s Skull Island.

(1:00:36) Liam: Little dead Disney princess.

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[enbywerewolf]

This isn't a great photo, but a friend of mine did a drawing of Falkor and it's so good!

My friend is named Pharaoh and they are currently incarcerated. They've been fighting to get access to hormones. As you can imagine, it's very hard being trans in prison, especially for an amab nonbinary person. Anyway, they're very cool. They want to own a blueberry farm and take care of their mom when they get out.

I met Pharaoh through my prison pen pal. Now we're pen pals too. If you have the energy to write to someone in prison, you should check out blackandpink.org (in the US. There are other organizations in other countries). Black and Pink is cool because they connect you to queer prisoners, who often don't have much support from outside

[lunam-flore]

ALAS, THEY ARE FINISHED. Meet Strikeon, Cirreon, Eereon, and Burreon!

More art and info on these fake eeveelutions can be found under the cut! IDs have been written for each one.

[ID: An illustration + info card on my fake eeveelution, Cirreon. It is classified as the cloud dancing pokemon, and is Dragon/Flying. Cirreon stands in profile wih one forepaw lifted as it turns its head to face the viewer. It has a long slender body with an equally long fluffy tail, and short legs with feathering at the wrists. Cirreon's eyes are a bright cereulean blue with near-white pupils. It has large ears with small tufts at the tip, and a pair of small rounded horns growing near the base of its ears. A long pair of whiskers hang from its muzzle and stream along the ground. The coat, horns, and feathering are all the same cool toned white. The pokedex entry reads: "It twists and soars through the wind currents, using its elevation as a vantage point on its opponent." The notes below read: Based off of eastern dragons. Lowkey a little inspired by Falkor. The blurb underneath that reads: "Upon its online reveal, the seeds of civil war are sewn. Traditionalists yell at traditionalists who are pro flying type tradition and traditionalists yell at traditionalists who are pro single-typed eeveelution tradition. Some like the fluffy cloud boy. Others lament that they could not have both-- one sickass scaley dragon eevee and maybe a majestically winged eevee. Oh, if only..." End ID.]

[ID: An illustration + info card on the Ghost/Rock type eeveelution, Eereon. It is classified as the soul stone pokemon. It is a tall and lithe creature with pale white eyes that lack a pupil. Its body is a dark dull purple which darkens at the ear tips and its paws. In the center of its chest is a diamond-shaped stone from which Eereon's mane manifests as ghostly pink and lavender swirls around its neck. The same substance manifests its large 'fluffy' tail and the flickering feathering at their wrists and hind legs. It stands semi frontways, head tipped downward as it regards the viewer. The pokedex entry reads: "It held onto this plane of existence by its sheer will to remain at its trainer's side." The notes below read: Evolves when an eevee faints in battle while holding a hard stone, which its soul then possesses. Its weight is 14.3 lbs or 6.5 kg, no heavier than it once was in life. The blurb underneath that reads: "It is here that the line begins to draw between gamers. Has Gamefreak gone mad?! The dragon flying fiasco was barely understandable, but THIS... this crosses a line. As one side recoils at the sight of this wretched creature, the other cries out 'Well at least they're trying something NEW!' The rest can only pray that fate does not befall the remaining types. Amidst the drums of war, some dub Eereon as discount Sableye. Others delight in all the Thanos memes they can fit in this lad. A rising icon." End ID.]

[ID: Card on the Fighting/Poison type, Strikeon. It is classified as the steadfast pokemon. It has a stout and sturdy build; with heavy brows, somewhat smaller ears, and a thick two-toned mane. Its eyes are a dark gentle violet. It has a long thin tail with a club structure at the end, the spikes tinted with purple. Three smaller, rounded spikes can be seen along Strikeon's spine. The pokedex entry reads: "Poison coats the spikes on this pokemon's club tail, which it keeps dutifully out of children's reach." The notes below read: He is a friend! Big heavy brows that don't get used much aside from really expressive moments. Very good with kids and you would likely see it with an NPC family in the overworld or keeping an eye on preschoolers. I think I was subconsciously inspired by Clifford. The blurb underneath that reads: "Gamefreak's fandom is on the verge of going FERAL. Alas, it's true! Those vile heathens are foregoing all sense of creativity in favor of tossing an eevee and two random types into a blender. DAMN THEM ALL! But there is still hope. There are 3 types left. An odd number..." End ID.]

[ID: Card on the Ground/Bug type, Burreon. It is classified as the cozy den pokemon. It's more similar in shape to the unevolved eevee than its brethren, but its fur has grown curlier and it wears a dark brown mane. Curly antennae sprout from the tips of its ears and have fluffy ends. Its hind legs are longer than the front ones. Its rear end boasts a thick fluffy striped tail that rivals the size of its body. Its little round wings are a pale gold. There are three bright gold points on Burreon's dark brown eyes. The pokedex entry reads: "It cohabitates with vespiquen, who will tuck combees against Burreon's fur to keep their offspring warm." The notes below read: Three shine spots on the eyes to resemble insect eyes! They are based off of ground bees which are generally harmless; only the females have stingers. The smallest eeveelution by far, though still larger than eevee. Body shape in profile made to resemble a bee! With the tail as its false abdomen. Longer hind legs help accentuate that shape. The blurb underneath that reads: "The fans scream with abject horror. 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What is a GROUND bug doing with WINGS! A loathsome oversight, the hack frauds!' 'Well dear, because ground bees really do have wi--' 'THIS IS DIFFERENT, PADME. It's a matter of PRINCIPLE!" End ID.]

[ID: A fake regional variant of Jolteon that is Steel/Electric. It is crouched with a battle-eager open mouthed grin. While it maintains original Jolteon's spikey fur texture, it lacks the white mane and instead has a somewhat scruffier neck with more fur-spikes along its spine. It is a reddish brown with darker toned paws, ear tips, and spine fur. It has a light gray underbelly. Its tail is a group of thick entwining growths that resemble copper wire but fade gradually to silver toward the ends, which have untangled and flick about with electricity sparking around them. Jolteon's eyes are a bright cyan blue, as is the tongue and inside of its mouth. A set of three inlaid orbs glowing with that same blue can be found both on the jolteon's shoulders and its haunches. The words on the sheet read: "... Okay. Alright. Whatever. SURE. Everyone calms down and goes home once jolteon's steel/electric regional variant is unveiled to the public. New and old fans alike delight in their boy's makeover. The Gen 1 Guard returns to their lair, saving their strength for another day. Another battle." End ID]

Oh my god these all took FOREVER to get done but I'm very proud of each of them! Finally, I can share them with the world.

[negative-speedforce]

Your OCs have just been flung into whatever movie/show you've watched most recently! What happens, and how do they cope? How do they interact with the canon characters?

I just recently watched "The Neverending Story" for the zillionth time so this'll be interesting

Siv: Picks a fight with every single one of the characters, and ends up getting nuked by the sphynx gate because of her intense self-loathing

Jay: Gives the Empress a new name, the most beautiful name he knows (It's Cassandra)

Cassandra: Manages to banish the Nothing from Fantasia- she sends it straight into the shadow realm, where there's nothing for it to consume except shadows

Hailey: Antagonizes Gmork because she's dead, what is he gonna do? Kill her?

Arya: Is honestly just really happy because they actually get to interact with other fae-adjacent beings after being shut off from the Otherword for almost two thousand years

Esme: Nukes the Nothing with her light-based powers, then goes to find the nearest fantasy tavern because she is WAY too sober for this shit.

Gina: Figures everything out really fast, and since she's human and technically a minor, she counts as an Earthling Child, right? So she gives the Empress a new name and gets it over with.

Ember: Sees that they're having some kid fight The Nothing and ends up throwing hands with everyone because kids deserve better than that.

Cat: Ends up dying because she doesn't know how to live without modern technology and she ends up falling into a hole/getting eaten by wild beasts/falling off a horse/etc etc etc

Max: Decides to go pick a fight with the Empress because she's a... you know, Empress, and he isn't a big fan of monarchy.

Kyle: Probably passes out pretty quickly due to the lack of electricity in Fantasia

Eric: Transports anyone who wants to go home back to their universe, then faces up against the Nothing on his own.

Jacob: Joins his husband in facing off against the Nothing.

Khalil: "No.", then melts into the shadows and transports himself home.

Antonio: Introduces the world of Fantasia to skateboarding

Ameerah: Manipulates the Gmork into being more docile, then rides around Fantasia on a giant wolf for the singular reason that it is awesome.

Rania: Immediately starts studying all the strange fantasy creatures

Reggie: Helps Antonio introduce skateboarding to Fantasia.

Director Hawke: Tries to take over Fantasia with her dark magic and exterminate basically all the other sentient species, until someone stops her.

Meredith: Goes and bothers Morla the Ancient One to get more information on where the hell she is.

Cory: Immediately starts fangirling over the fact that he's in a real fantasy world, probably ends up scaring the crap out of Falkor because no one expects some random teen to be flying alongside them.

Kelsie: Just enjoys being in nature with all the plants and everything, since her powers are stronger when she's around them.

Onnie: Retreats to the Negative Speed Force until they can figure out how to get home.

Pippa: "OMG!!! A FAIRY!!!"

Jessi: Uses her sonic powers to blast open a hole in reality (that probably shatters everyone's eardrums) to go home because all this nature is really going to ruin her Prada heels.

Hyun-Ki: Fucks off with the Nighthob and his stupid bat and leaves Jessi to suck his dust

Marie: Is trying REALLY hard to hide any evidence that she is from space, as not to break the Prime Directive.

Qiara: Uses her powers to restore Fantasia to what it used to be, then runs off with her girlfriends to go live a cottage-core dream fantasy life.

Liah: Breaks the Prime Directive about 600 times because she keeps meeting all kinds of new friends and she tells them everything.

Soraya: Beams back up onto her ship and just spends the rest of her time there hanging out on the Tschaikovsky, which is floating above Fantasia, pretending that she is not, in fact, in a fantasy world.

Thalia: Goes and talks shit with Morla the Ancient One because she is way too tired for this crap.

Reyna: Spends the entirety of her time in Fantasia starry-eyed over all the fantastical creatures and magic and stuff

Athena: Takes over Fantasia and manages to stop The Nothing with a technicality- the Empress needs a new name, so why not replace her with an Empress with a different name? She gets overthrown in a week.

Laila: Joins Athena in ruling over Fantasia for like, a week, before they get overthrown

Samira: Her little scientist nerd ass is going crazy over all these new creatures and species all around her

Aldrich: Follows Sohelia around to make sure she doesn't get herself into danger (she does)

Sohelia: Figures out what's going on really fast, gives the Empress a new name and stops the whole crisis before it actually happens

Dolores: Tries to stay in Fantasia because it's so pretty there, is really disappointed when she has to go back to the real world

Vanessa: Finally feels like she fits in and isn't a freak anymore while surrounded by all these not-quite-human characters.

Matt: Tries and fails to learn how to ride a horse, ends up getting a luckdragon instead.

Victorie: Stays in the shadows until she understands what's going on, then she follows Atreyu around making sure that nothing eats this poor kid.

Kayla: Immediately gets to work trying to build some kind of portal home because HYDRA isn't going to take itself down.

Dori: Starts testing out their shapeshifting powers with all the strange creatures around them, just to see how far they can push themself.

Ellis: Nukes the Nothing with angelic light and the power of love and peace and justice and all those other things that angels stand for

[oujamon]

I wish so many fairy type pokemon weren't outwardly pink or cutest in some way, I can only think of like 3-4 that fall under the fairy typing that don't fit the same stereotypical line like

Xerneas, the fairy type legendary, and Zacian both are cool as hell because they both exhibit some neat design elements that make them striking and not just "pink and cute."

And retroactively, they gave fairy type to some that fall under:

• Pink

• Cute

• both

Like would it be wrong to design more weird fairy types that can still have SOME elements but be weird or creepy since the Fae were tricksters?

Give me Puck as a pokemon inspired from Shakespeare! How about another Changeling or Doppelganger?

You know who would've been a fun fairy/ghost type to retroactively go back to make? Banette! Falling under a cutesy design but creepy! But it feels appropriate!

Meanwhile, why the FUCK is floette only a fairy type when it's just a flower? Because it's cute?

It's not even a grass type, but exhibit all elements of a grass type, but you know what pokemon could've been a fairy type retroactively also?

Illumise and Volbeat, because as fireflies, they could get mistakened as fairies!

It makes for an unique typing that even on pokemon that aren't as good, make for fun flavorful choices that don't abide on making fairy typing entirely stereotypically pink or cutesy being bug/fairy.

Tl;dr

I don't hate the fairy type but I don't think they were taking advantage of the thematic usage of the fairy typing as much as they could.

Especially when they could've made Drampa a Fairy/Dragon because Drampa reminds me a lot of Falkor from Never Ending Story.

Okay I'm done forreal

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 71

Yay, back to regular reacting times. Long may it continue ...

Blimey ... I'm with you Laura, that is an ... INTERESTING look for Ashley ... but NOT AS BAD as Sam's ... oh gods, now she's doing a French accent ... which I STILL better than Sam's ...

Ashley: "I'm French! It's my way!"

Wow ... this actually might be the best NordVPN ad for ages ...

Matt: "I think you almost killed Travis ..." Yeah ...

HOMELANDER in Mortal Kombat? Both cool AND disturbing ...

Matt: "Lady I'm married to, next to the horse!" Travis: "Yeah, horse lady!" Matt: "Yeah, this is getting quite disturbing, very Twin Peaks ... as much as I'd love to keep Sam in that outfit ..." Sam: "Oh God, it's so hot!"

YEAH!!! Bye bye, Ratanish, you big butthead!

Okay, so where are we? This IS the Shattered Teeth, right?

Perception check already? Go Liam ... Nat20!!! OF COURSE he does ... monkeys? Look at Ashley, already cute-grinning ... :3

Chetney: "There's an ocean, nearby! Intoxicating! We are truly lucky to be here!" Ashton: "Are you okay?"

Alright, seriously, what IS going on with Chetney? Is he tripping on funny psychotropic moss?

Laudna: "Are you an island boy? Do you operate on island time?" Hmmm ... am I missing an in-joke here?

Cliff! Watch it ...

This is INTENSE landscape ... very broody ...

Jirana the Shore Shrew ... cue loads of playing around with shudhing noises for THAT name ...

Imogen trying to send a Message to Jirana ... Matt: "Roll a D100 for me." Balls ... and 3 points of psychic damage! Ack ... oh, no, just 1 point ... not SO bad ...

Looking for the Great Tree of Atrophy? Hmmm ... but are they on the right tree? Probably not ... but Imogen still wants to go up and see ... so dhr grabs Orym to take with her, and Laudna sends Pate too ...

Liam: "Have I ever actually flown before?" Oh boy ...

I'm sorry, HOW high? Oof ... oh great, just an endless fog bank ... great ... Liam: "So ALL of the Shattered Teeth are obscured?" Crap ...

The shadow is MOVING ... oh that's not good ... yes, dive. DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!

Laura: "What if it's a nice Falkor? It's never a nice Falkor ..." No. No it's not.

Wow ... I love that ... Orym has INSANE good perception and a truly HORRIBLE sense of direction ... XD

Pick s direction ... FCG: "We can't just stand around with our metal dicks in our hands."

"Squishies in the middle!" Yup ...

Little feetsies ... LOL ... Matt: "I just wanted to say that so bad."

Fireflies? Ashton: "Remember the last time we thought some little glowing lights were cute?"

Oh no, Laudna, this is NOT the time for a swarm ... oh well, there she goes anyway ...

Pass Without A Trace! Here we go ... meanwhile Ashley's distracted making sure she doesn't smell like the horse suit ...

Tiny beating wings? Oh great ... not pixies again, please ...

An AMPHIBIOUS pixie? Weird shit ... that can't be good ...

Low growling and thuds from somewhere? Oh hell no ...

Trusting Fearne to know how to move through a place like this IS probably a smart play, actually.

Ashton: "I'm more scared of IT than I sm of you." Fearne: "Well that doesn't sound right." Ashton: "No, you ARE very scary."

Sending Pate out to scout ... Laudna: "And don't HIT ON the faeries."

Wow ... only TWO of this party have Darkvision ... great ...

Now they're looking for spiders? Hmmmm ...

A big fucking footprint ... 7 FEET LONG?!!! Seriously, Matthew?

Grim Psychometry! Okay ...

Oh, so they're on a BLOODY GAME TRAIL right now ... that's just LOVELY ...

And there's bits of broken canopy ... shit ...

Not many places to hide, clearly ... Imogen: "This place is bad!" Ashton: "Yeah, it's bad, everything's bad."

A makeshift camp, then ... and Fearne can make sn extra overgrown think to shelter them too? Okay ... "A little Bob Ross cabin". Nice. Sounds tight, but also quite cosy ...

Liam: "Is the rest of the show gonna be us just decorating?" XD

Night time but for them it still feels like early afternoon ... oof, timezones are EVIL ...

Chetney takes first watch ... so that whooshing sound KEEPS happening? Not a good sign ...

Laudna takes second watch, along with Pate ... "This is as low as I go, you didn't make me to he quiet." Yeah ...

Laura: "Okay, what if the creature IS the Shore Shrew?" Travis: "Okay, go to sleep."

And now they're being CHECKED OUT by the pixies ... wow, and these things are FUCKING UGLY up close ...

Liam: "I can imagine it walking right across your eye." Laura: "Like in Aeon Flux?" Oh yeah! XD

Extra watch? Then they can get a LONG rest ... so it's FCG with Pate helping.

Now there's a whole bloody HORDE of the fucking things surrounding them ... FCG tries to Talk With Animals ...

Laudna sleeps with her eyes open? Of course she does ... O.O

FCG seems to be making friends ... he tries to pickpocket his meat from him ... that didn't go well ... Chetney: "You're not supposed to be bartering with them!" FCG: "GO back to sleep." I can't believe that worked ...

Detect Thoughts? Hmmmm ... meanwhile Pussy II jokes ensue ...

One perches in his hand and HE CASTS TONGUES in it? AND IT WORKS?!!! Holy fuck ...

No name, just "me" ... hmmm ... "the Spray Cannon"? Okay ...

Oh, the "Smelly One" is some kind of creature ... oh, they decorate their bodies to mask their scents ...

Ah ... so the stuff is actually their SHIT ... of course ... they have to cover themselves with pixie shit ...

The island is uninhabited? Oh, there's Toriz? The Protector? Ummmmm ... what?

Big fire? FCG: "Oh, you guys are pyros?" Oh, so they WANT a big fire ... XD Yeah, I reckon they can accommodate that ...

Okay, so waking everybody up yo meet the new friends ...

Orym rolls over and IMMEDIATELY starts doing his morning push-ups ...

This is like now SUPREMELY bizarre ...

I love Me so much, I swear to the gods this thing is ADORABLE ...

Imogen tries to speak in its head ... "I'm in your head." Oh gods ...

Me: "You promised a fire." FCG: "Oh yeah, they like fire."

Imogen: "You're worried they're just gonna push us off a cliff?" Orym: "Oh ... well I WASN'T ..." XD

So they're APPROACHING the whooshing sound? Hmmmm ...

An old, long abandoned campsite? Interesting ... Grim Psychometry again ... oh shit, something NASTY happened here a long time ago ... oh, now that was just quietly TERRIFYING ...

Okay ... so it's time to make ... The Fire ...

Imogen: "Me, could EVERYONE poop on us? Oh, so gross ..." Me: "You want a rain from Me?" Hmmmm ...

Insight check on Me? Ooh, WHISPERS!!! Aaaaaaah ...

Fearne bamfs out Mister ... meanwhile they're discussing if they ACTUALLY want to get genuinely SHAT ON by these things ... it smells like lavender? Oh, so it's THAT MOSS that Chetney was chewing on earlier ... that explains a lot ...

Oh yeah, these guys really do LOVE fire ...

Me (to his friends): "The newcomers require a rain party." Oh. My. GODS ...

They are actually getting PELTED with this ... SHIT. Yeah ... Ashton: "Sometimes I think I should have just let that living room set kill you all."

Building a suitable bonfire ... oh yeah, OF COURSE Chetney knows what wood burns well.

All right, here we go ...

Ah, so this will be Laudna trying her Fire Magic under Fearne's guidance ... wow, nice job, girls! O.O ... oh yeah, they're just making a BIG shos of all this, and the pixies are just LOVING IT ...

Oh, here we go ... something's coming ...

A massive multi-legged komodo dragon that can change colours? Oh boy ... and it has NO EYES, just a FUCKLOAD of teeth ... with a big star on its nose? Like a MOLE?!!!

Stealth check ... Chetney rolls STUPID high ... znd it STILL attacks? Not good ...

Go to break? NOW?!!!

Shit, that's a NAT20?!!! Matt: "Why are you cheering?" 62 POINTS OF PIERCING DAMAGE to Chetney? Holy fuck ... znd it's time to ROLL INITIATIVE!!!

Battlemap! Yay!

Liam: "So Chetney just got COMPLETELY WRECKED?" Gods yes ...

Charge! Orym rushes the beast, using Seedling to pull himself right into its face! Bait and Switch on Chetney, nice! Protective Orym for the win!

Imogen Summons her Reiloran! Hex Mind? Okay ... using SPECIAL SORCERER MATHS she casts a long range attack on the beast! Zap! Psychic damage, bitch! Now the Reiloran delivers a Mind Spike znx deals EVEN MORE?!!! Oh, and then Mstt reminds her it can do MULTI-ATTACK so it does it AGAIN!!!

Chetney: "Oh my FUCKING GOD!!!" Casts Blood Curse of Bloated Agony and starts to crawl off ...

It tries to attack Orym and he fends it off TWICE ... third hits, though ... 22 points of slashing damage? Crap ...

It xan ONLY sense Orym? Hmmmm ... so the shit works, unless it's already engaged with them ...

FCG Compels it, but otherwise can't do much of anything until he can get to Chetney ...

Laudna Hexes the fucker! Yeah! Then she sends Pate in to attack ... but he can't make it either this round ... bugger ... 2 Eldritch Blasts, both hit! 14 and then 12 Damage! Nice!

Ashton Rages! Big ass rainbow charge! And he starts BARKING at it? That's wild ...

FIRE!!! Fearne tries to torch it ... oooh, damage maths ... 16! Nice! Mister goes too, poop shoot! Here we go ... bah, MISS!!! Nuts ...

"What about the power ... to move you?"

Wait ... what the fuck is THIS?!!! Something ELSE is coming? Is this about to get so much worse?

This changes Orym's plan somewhat ... flanking instead, slashes once, misses, Gain and HITS!!! Goading Attack! In the ARSE ... 16 points of damage and disadvantage against anyone else ...

Imogen LIGHTNING BOLTS the thing! Nice! Boom! 9 D6 of damage? Crazy ... 31 points of Lightning damage? Ouch ...

The Reiloran CRITS it ... 11 points of slashing damage ... Chetney: "Is that all? Eye flash and that's it?"

It attacks Orym ... miss ... then a HIT!!! Laudna casts Silvery Barbs! Nice save! Still hits a little, though ... crap ... it NEARLY BITES HIS ARM OFF?!!! Fuck, Matthew! Orym is REALLY HURT now ...

FCG gets as close as he can go Ofym and does a 3rd level Healing Word for 12 points ... that the best he can do right now ... and then all he can do is try and shoot it with the Bolt Thrower ... znd he MISSES!!! Travis: "Well at least you're consistent."

Laudna sends Pate to it and casts Shocking Grasp through him ... ZAP!!! Skittering? A great swarm of Stink Bugs? Infestation! Nice ... FCG: "It can't smell past the stink!" Yes, nice distraction!

Still Raging, Ashton Charles in, grabs Orym and carries him off ... stows him in a little hollow and then pops back up into the fight.

Fearne casts 3 Scorching Rays ... and NONE OF THEM HIT!!! Argh ... but at least Mister's "fiery turd gun" hits for 10 points of Fire damage.

Something big DROPS OUT OF THE SKY!!! Great ... boom ... and everybody gets blown back from the impact ...

Gigantic fucking demon frog beast ... like a FUCKING KAIJU ... its mouth glows from inside ... wait, there's a HOUSE inside this thing?

Whoa, giant beast face-off! Matt laments the fact he doesn't have a mini THIS BIG to put in and they immediately start ribbing him about it ...

Orym hacks and slashes, trying for another Goading Attack ... it works! Action Surge! Go tiny fighter!

Imogen tries to communicate with the giant frog ... oh, this thing might be friendly? Okay ... Imogen (out loud, to the group): "Take cover!"

Everybody who can just SCATTERS ... meanwhile the creature flees. Laudna tells Oare to build and he's very vocal about thinking her for the warning ...

The Mes are all swarming around the frog's head now ... it jumps on the lizard mole, squashes it, then just takes off with it and CHUCKS IT INTO THE OCEAN!!! Nice ...

Okay, the frog's back and SEEMS to be chill ... it opens its mouth ... and there REALLY IS like a kind of weird house inside this thing ... and there's somebody living inside it.

A galapa ... oh, a tortle? Cool ...

So this IS a friend of Keyleth's ... she's quite sweet, real. Hello Jirana. And the frog is Toriz. It's her home AND her friend, that's bizarrely adorable.

Fearne gives Toriz scritches. :3

Jirana IS aware of the major changes in the world. Oh, she's inviting them inside ... buy first douses Chetney with a bucketful of water for all the blood.

Bari Mondolo? So THAT'S what that thing was ...

The pixies are Dolabos? That's cute ...

The Cloud Jaws ... like a sky whale? Scary big thing ... and apparently IT IS dangerous, but only to airborne things. Okay, so not a MAJOR danger, then ...

The interior of the frog is surreal but also quite quaint and cosy.

Imogen uses Prestidigitation to clean them all off of the shit. Nice.

Jirana clearly collects stuff. Imogen gives her the Taste of Tal'dorei tankard. Awwww ... :3

She us an expert on grief and loss ... seems Keyleth sought her out? Oh yeah ... yeah, we know what THAT was about ...

There are 43 islands in the Shattered Teeth? Crazy ...

She's 400+ years old ... that's fucking crazy ...

Meanwhile there's some confusion over whether time passes different here or if she's just confused zbout that ...

Ashton reveals his Titan blood secret ...

Now asking about the Tree of Atrophy ...

Ooooooh ... Calamity fallout lore dump! Sweet ...

So you can just CHOOSE to become a tree ... okay ... wait ... is the Sun Tree like this? That would be interesting ...

Jirana: "The Tree is ... honest. Not everyone can handle this level of honesty." Hmmmm ...

So ... looking for a boat, then?

The islands REALLY DO move ... that's just GREAT ...

Oh my gods, I love the way Travis always completely loses it when Matt gives them a map. It's completely adorable every time. XD

Let Chetney repair a boat, guys. He's so stoked about this idea, just let him have this one.

Sam's flask is trying Matt's patience in the best way ... XD

Three big mountains ...

A "floater of danger"? Hmmmm ...

Yes, I agree, teleportation is NOT a smart idea right now. No, just TAKE A BOAT!!! Let Chetney mend a boat, guys ...

Ooh! Compass! Sweet ... the lost compass of the Dread Pirate Novos ... wait, is Matt SERIOUSLY evoking THE PRINCESS BRIDE right now?

A dark deal ... a GHOST SHIP?!!! Wait ... is this some U'kotoa shit?

There's a motorcycle outside, apparently ... Liam: "Grog's got gas." Travis (as Grog): "Sorry ..."

Chetney tries to get a read on the compass ... ooh, vision of a memory ... that's some crazy shit ... "Yep, it's a pirate ghost ship, and it'll be ... AWESOME."

Wow, they're actually seriously considering going for some kind of Davy Jones deal with the Dread Pirate ... O.O

TWO Titans died here ... Jirana has to look up their names ... Rau'shan and Ka'mort. Okay ...

Oooh, care package ... what kind of goodies are they getting? 2 reef moss balms, a bottle of slickshimmer oil, 2 brackish Potions (basically two greater healing potions) ... cool ... that's gonna be so helpful ...

FCG gives her fresh baked goods, and she's very appreciative.

Oh Letters, you're doing better at this than you think you are. Jirana does a really beautiful job of bucking him up ... apparently HE needs to talk to the tree too, and she's willing to help hom too if he ever makes it back this way ...

Man, this ancient tortoise woman is really something special ...

Chetney: "The wolf requires a high metabolism." Jirana: "THIS is for stamina." Wait ... did she just give him some homemade viagra? O.O

Fearne gives her salt and pepper shakers she got from the museum heist. Awwwww ...

She can TAKE THEM to the North Shore? Sweet ...

Oh yeah, clearly this us gonna be a serious wild ride ... I love that she's just a massive daredevil about this while the rest of them are deeply alarmed by the journey ...

Stepping out ... aha, the Shore is in sight. Here we go, then.

Ashton: "How do you grieve if you don't know what was taken from you?" Oh man ...

Jirana: "I am perpetually surrounded by broken things. They can always be mended in time."

Farewell to Jirana then, while the rest of them head to the shore. And that's it for tonight.

Yeah, Matt DID go all out on the Miyazaki vibe tonight, didn't he? I loved it ... :3

[useless-beings]

Hey, you seem super cool. 🥰 It's nice to meet yet another batjokes shipper, as well as come across another multifandom blog (there aren't enough of them, unfortunately). Anyway, I'd love to know more about you, but I don't know what to ask. Lol.

*smooshes my face against the glass of my enclosure*

Hiii

I can spout some random fun facts if you want! I love talking about myself

Also, yes!! I'm new to the fandom side of it, but batjokes has always been my silly little enemies and lovers ship<3 and if I made a blog for every fandom I was in I'd get beat by tumblr probably😭 so for now fandom and art stuff goes here and mental health and rambles go in @antis-hell lol

Anyway onto fun facts!!

I was raised Catholic (more specifically sedevacantist), but now I'm a Satanist following mostly Asmodeus

We have psychosis, NPD, and HPD, and i am queer so I kin the joker heavily

often my profile theme will change to what I'm currently hyperfixated on

I have discord! glitches.inmy.brain if anyone wants to frq:> I suck at talking one on one so I'll often send you a link to my friend server but you don't have to join!/gen

I own a pet bearded dragon called Falkor :>

I'm quite excitable, if you couldn't tell, so I use "!" A lot more than is healthy for any human being😭

That's all I can think of rn! I'll send you a get to know ya ask if you want /nf

[enbycarp]

15 QUESTIONS FOR 15 FRIENDS

I was tagged by @dogwithglasses

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My deadname was a character in a show called Soap, which was a comedy show making fun of soap operas. But everyone called me by my nickname, Cory, which is what my legal name is now.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last year, at a performance honoring the life of Matthew Shepard. Last week, I got choked up at an event where kids performed spoken word poetry and they talked about police brutality and being misgendered and shit.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Never

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED? Never. Well, ok, I did ride horses. I guess that's a sport. But the important thing was ponies.

DO YOU USE SARCASM? Rarely these days. I'm not very good at it. And it's mean.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their voices. I'm face blind, and I associate people with their voices first. Then I start to notice their hair and clothes.

WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR? A lovely dark brown.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Both, baby. This question is dumb. But also I enjoy non-scary movies and bad endings. I enjoy satisfying endings.

ANY TALENTS? I'm creative. Also, a very good liar.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Washington State

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? Drawing, reading manga, pokemon go, being in pain

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Oh yes. Falkor is my lovely terrier. Starshine and Weedle are my cat twins.  I also live with Bagheera the black cat, Sweetpea the chihuahua, and Darling the bully mix.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?  5'9". 

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Art!  I wish I'd spent more time in it.

DREAM JOB? I guess I have it?  I work part time for a non-profit in a  customer-facing position. I'm good at customer service. And non-profits are sometimes less evil. I actually always wanted to work for a non-profit when I was younger. Also, I can get away with being brutally honest with customers when they suck. The only thing that would make it better is if it paid enough that I didn't need help from my mom for like, groceries and stuff.

Um, I tag @saesama @steamgoat and whoever else wants to do it.

[astarab1aze]

do they have a “comfort outfit” or a go to look? if so, why did they choose those pieces?

in a relationship, are they the ones stealing their partners’ clothing? or are they the ones having their clothes stolen?

do they have bumper stickers on their car? if so, what kind? (bonus points for pictures!)

do they have a comfort movie? book? tv show?

if forced to wear socks, what kind do they prefer? ( ankle? crew cut? patterned? plain? )

// @ furie

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⸻comfort 'fit... i would probably say his usual oracle clothes. he's so used to wearing them, he sort of feels completely naked without them. modified hakama, his starry cloak, and the high-collared shirt? he'll even wear them under any jackets or kimono, plainclothes... doesn't matter. this is another one of those details that shows just how ingrained it is in him to be an oracle; it's kind of depressing, if you think about it for too long.

⸻to steal or not to steal... it depends on the dynamic. in the case of his relationship with shigure ( @gyofukuki ) i'd say he probably does most of the stealing, just as an example. since he's a werewyrm and dragons do so love to steal and hoard things, i can see him doing precisely that; he used to steal yule's scarves and cloaks, so why wouldn't he do the same with anyone else?

⸻bumper stickers... he does not have a car. i wish he did, it would be so funny to see him try to work one. he does not know how to drive; nightfolk are notoriously awful with anything but microwaves, refrigerators, and cellphones. cars are an odd novelty to them, though they're not so unused to them that they behave abnormally about them. anyway-- instead of a car, what he uses for travel is his own two feet or white wyrm form (he's sort of a falkor reference).

⸻comfort movie, book, show, etc... he has no use for a television, so movies and shows are out. but he is a bit of an avid reader. you can find all sorts of mauszan scripture unrolled or cracked open all over his room, old oracle diaries, written prophecies, theoretical papers, newsletters, newspapers, the odd novel or two, textbooks, biographies, the list goes on. so i'd say a comfort book would have to be a collection of fairytales his mother read to him as a boy, the misadventures of poppy & wick. it's about the nostalgia.

⸻forced to wear socks... i imagine his toes are a teensy bit webbed, so toe socks would be impossible or at the very least uncomfortable. you know what he'd really like? those socks you get in those silly walmart bath sets around the holidays that come with bath bombs and combs or whatever. those socks. they're always so unreasonably soft and comfy. but i also think he'd just like those cozier, thicker, looser socks in general. the cheap ones are just convenient and cost effective (he's very frugal).

[f1uff3rnutt3r]

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[cocogrrrl]

2a - sure!

(part of "my princess (choose your own adventure)") no cws wc: 538

“Sure, I think I can go for a spin.” You nodded. “Lead me to the stables, kind sir.”

You changed into more comfortable clothes first, just so you don’t stain or tear the dress you were wearing earlier. Luckily, Kyle’s mother had some equestrian attire from her younger days still with her. You borrowed only her shirt, pants, and boots. They fit you like a glove.

“Kyle,” You hummed. He dressed similarly to what he wore earlier, simply a little more dressed down. He looked pretty in that poet shirt that hung on loosely onto him and long pants that nearly draped to the ground. “I’m ready.”

“Here,” he said, leading you to the horse that you’ll borrow’s pen. It was a Thoroughbred, as far as you knew. “This is Falkor. He’s Ike’s, actually. I asked him if he could lend you his horse, and he didn’t mind at all.”

“Show me to Ike later. I’d like to thank him.” You smiled, leading the horse out of his pen as you hopped on him. An idea suddenly popped into your head, though. “You wanna race?”

Kyle let out an amused noise. “Sure, but don’t get mad when I win.”

“Let’s see about that.” You giggled as he and his horse walked closer to you and Falkor. “We’re going up to where?”

“Hmm… How does the waterfall over there sound?” He asked, pointing out a tall cliff with a trickling waterfall beyond the horizon.

“Game.”

You two were settled before the forest that lead to the waterfall, a few meters apart. A few moments passed by before you heard Kyle yell out a ‘go!’

Immediately, you pull on the reins as Falkor leaps and makes a headstart. It had been a while since you’d ridden a horse, but you still had the skill you used to before. Most of the time, you had your head ducked under because there were plenty of trees that could easily knock you off with one blow.

You looked off to your side, trying to find where Kyle is. He seemed to blend in with the forest green because you could see him at all. It didn’t help that he was riding a black shire horse as well.

You gave up on finding him and focused on your own trail. You felt a little dizzy, seeing that you weren’t used to the rockiness of racing on such a fast horse going through an uneven floor. The horse’s gallops brought a breeze flying at you, the wind cold against your skin.

When you reached the end of the forest, where the waterfall was, you let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. You were stopping the horse, tugging on the reins as you circled the lake the fall was connected to. No sight of Kyle. Had you lost him back there?

You stood out there for a few moments where he was. Soon enough, he came out of the bushes looking completely disheveled. “I was struck by a branch.” was all he said. You laughed at him.

You hopped off of your horse, lending your arm out to him to shake his hand. “Good game. I hope you’re not upset since I won.”

[thealmightyemprex]

Sci Fi Classics Revisited Westworld

As part of Sci Fi Month as well as checking out Sci Fi stuff I havent seen ,I shall check out sci fi classics I have seen ,starting with the 1973 film Westworld

Plot :Two friends Peter(Richard Benjamin ) and John (James Brolin) go to the Delos amusement park ,spending time in Westworld,where one can live out their fantasies about being a cowboy ,populated by lifelike robots....Who arent behaving as they should

Westworld is a film I like but do not love .My main problem with the film is it is GREAT idea that feels undercooked.The big thing I got out of the film is it is about people living out their fantasies ,both violent and sexual ,and using these robots to fufill these fantasies till the robots turn on them,but maybe cause of the time or the fact the film is PG ,they just touch on this stuff and dont explore it (From what I have heard the recent TV Show explores these themes better ).Another focus of the film is corporate greed (A theme director Michael Crighton said he got frustrated audiences didnt get ) and even that feels undercooked .I'm gonna be honest folks not a lot happens till the third act ,when the robots wreck havoc ,though its mostly focused on a cat and mouse game between one tourist and one robot .Before that the movie is a lot of bumbling about and there are some side plots that dont go anywhere

That said ,I still like the movie.I like the two friends ,with James Brolin as the macho guy who has been here before and Richard Benjamin as a divorcee who likes westerns but is unsure about this and is being dragged here by his friend to cheer him up .Alan Oppenheimer (Who is more famous for voice over work like being the voice of Skelator in He Man and Falkor in the Neverending Story )is good as the head scientist .Probabbly the performance every one rememebers is legendary actor Yul Brynner as The Gunslinger ,a robot programed to behave like your standard bullying "Black hat" cowboy to prompt guests into killing him (He cant attack back.... initially ),so he starts just as a nuisance ......But by the end of the film he becomes a rather iconic movie monster a relentless machine who has a grudge against our protagonist for killing him twice .Yul Brynner brings a sense of intimidation as he silently stalks our hero(Inspiring later relentless movie villains like the Terminator and Michael Myers ).I like the simple effect of the robots ocasionally having shining silver eyes (MAkes the Gunslinger especially look intimidating ) and the practical effects for showing the mechnisims of the robots are really cool(Famous shot where the remove Yul Brynners face to reveal mechnisms is especially neat ).ALso I believe this is one of the first uses of CG in a film for the pixilated way the robots see things and its neat

OVerall its a good movie, that I am glad got remade as a TV show ,because it has a great premise that it didnt take full advantage of .What makes it worth a watch is the world ,the performances,pretty good effects and especially Yul Brynner as an iconic sci fi villain

@ariel-seagull-wings @goodanswerfoxmonster @themousefromfantasyland @the-blue-fairie @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @princesssarisa @filmcityworld1 @amalthea9 @angelixgutz

[nova-dracomon]

Just Call Me What I am

Disclaimer: The story below is a mix of noemata strung together with assumptions and personal flare to make a cohesive narrative. I’m writing it this way because it feels like easier avenue to share how the noemata feel to me and it’s just more fun!  - Larka

Just Call Me What I am

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“What are we doing again?”

“Picking your name! You said dracomon was your species, I can’t just call you that!”

“Why not? It’s not like Draco is even that different.”

Humans and their names.

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“How about Saphira? Falkor?”

“No. Nope.”

“Draco?”

I sit up from my position lying on the floor. It turns out eating like that is harder than it looks. My claws fumble with the crinkly wrappers of the mystery food the human’s given me. Huh. This one is a weird sand color too. Why do they make the outside paper bright orange if this is what it really looks like? It’s just false advertising!

“Hey, what about Draco?”

“Ugh! Why are they all so sticky?” I hiss, downing the “protein bar” in several gulps before starting the task of removing the remaining residue from my paw. Giggling is the only answer given and when I look up to glare at the human girl it just gets worse. She’s busy tapping her pencil against her desk that’s littered with lined paper and colorful tools. Even the pencil she’s holding is covered in the likeness of some cheery yellow cartoon. The smoke accumulating in my nostrils dies as I exhale sharply and turn to dig through the boxes of bars again to hide my embarrassment.

“What are we doing again?”

“Picking your name! You said dracomon was your species, I can’t just call you that!”

“Why not? It’s not like Draco is even that different.”

“Ok but like…what did you do back home? What did the other dracomon call you when you were all together?”

“Other dracomon?” I scoff, pausing to take a bite of a different sand-colored bar and savor the rush of pride at the thought of my answer. “I was the only dracomon brave enough to make the mountains my home. Any others stayed on the ground, too scared of falling to go anywhere.” Apparently, that was the wrong answer because the girl’s expression doesn’t match my own.

“You mean you lived alone…?”

“Yes?” And it was a good thing I did—I used to visit others, but they’re gone now—it’s the only reason I’m still here. The possible additions swirl around my brain like angry bees but die before they can escape my jaws. I start absentmindedly thumping the end of my tail against the carpet. She must notice my mood souring because she jumps in suddenly to break the uneasy silence.

“That’s ok! Because you’re not alone anymore…Ghidorah?”

That one’s not bad. “Absolutely not.”

Her chair creaks with protest as the girl flops forward onto her desk. She even picks up her head and lightly thuds it against the pressed wood several times for good measure. The motion causes the piece of paper filled with all her brainstorming--and what appears to be a drawing of myself—to fly free and drift to the floor. Huh, the art is pretty good.

Saphira, Falkor, Draco, Ghidorah…What is it with humans and their names? The memory of how irritated she’d been when I called her “human” over and over plays on loop. I’ll never understand. It doesn’t make sense. But, maybe it doesn’t have to.

I stand up and stretch, deciding to take pity on the girl who’s still hunched over in defeat. This time I’m even careful not to hit my spiked shoulders or back on the furniture. The marks from earlier when I was less careful still a mar the nightstand.  It’s important to her, I don’t have to understand beyond that.

“Alright, alright…how did you come up with these names?”

“Oh, um…” She peeks up over the edge of her arms to glance at the sheet. “I just listed all the dragons I could think of.”

“Uh-huh…so you wanted to give me a stolen name?”

“Well, no! But…” Did I just make her feel worse? “I didn’t even know dragons really existed until I met you. I don’t know what else to say!”

I click my tongue and pretend to read over the list to buy myself time to think. “Hm…dramon-type Digimon—ahem, ‘dragons’ like metals. Like blue diamante which was my favorite. Wait no, forgot that. I’d hate that as a name. …Maybe something powerful! Our type is ancient so something that has that in it too.”

“Something old and strong…sounds a lot like we expected dragons to be.” She giggles lightly.

“What does that mean?”

“Don’t worry about it!” She giggles again, more of her good cheer coming back into her voice. Fine keep your secrets.

“Try again.” I grunt, walking over to place her paper back on her desk. Being built for humans, I have to lean up precariously on my toe claws to reach. Extra papers and pens are pushed to the side as my wing membranes shove anything close-by to the side--there’s only so far I can tuck them in!

“We’re learning about space in school and that’s pretty old…” she trails off deep in thought. “Nebula, cosmos?”

I tilt my head to the side in thought, but barely have a chance to open my mouth before she answers her own question.

“Hmm…no, you don’t seem like either! They sound like big, flowy names and you’re…” Our eyes lock and she lets it trail.

…

“I’m not small!”

“I didn’t say that.” She adds, far too smugly for my liking, but I let it slide this time.

…

…

My claws twitch as I watch her scribble things down in silence. Damn, are there any more of those weird food bars left? Is it weird if I’m just watching? It feels odd to just do nothing—

“How about Nova?”

“What?” Good job, now she’ll definitely know I was paying attention.

“It’s a type of star explosion! It happens when one small old star gets super-charged by a companion star and ka-bam! It’s a million times brighter than before.”

“I like explosions.” I say, a small smile making its way onto my muzzle against my will.

“I know right! Sooo what do you think?” Ugh. To delay the inevitable, my eyes flicker to the side, suddenly finding the play of shadow and light on the blinds interesting.

“Fine. You can call me Nova.”

[beels-burger-babe]

If MC arrived to Devildom with my dogs these are my head cannons for each obey me character.

Obi is the blonde one on the left, he is 3.5 yrs old. Falkor is the redder one on the right, he is 8.5 yrs old (old man 🥺)

Lucifer:

I think Lucifer would be like those dad that refuse to get a dog but then the family gets the dog and then he loves the dog with his whole being but refuses to admit it.

-is indifferent about the dogs at first.

-the next week Lucifer would be personally walking the dogs 3 times a week. (It's like his therapy)

-Would train Falkor and Obi how to walk properly on leashes without pulling or getting distracted. Much to MC's amazement.

-he'd train Obi so well, Obi could be a service dog.

-Lucifer would get annoyed by Obi chewing on things and tearing up Obi's stuffed toys.

-a week later Obi now has been trained to clean up the fluff and put it in a trash can.

-Lucifer would be shocked with how much the dogs shed. (Would buy a Roomba on each floor of the house to collect dog hair.

-once a week all furniture would be moved to get any dog hair that the Roomba can't reach.

-He'd buy steps that fold up for Falkor so he doesn't have to jump into the car every time he gets in Lucifer's car.

-dog beds in almost every room of the house, except for any of the brother's rooms.

-Falkor constantly goes on couches that he shouldn't, so there would be a couch just for Falkor in the living room.

-Obi does this meerkat thing where he sits and raised his front paws to balance sitting on his haunces and Lucifer would think my dog was broken the first time he saw that.

-would get annoyed when he's working and Obi nudges his hand to get pets, but not when Falkor does it. (Favouritism)

-Falkor has a fish stuffie that he brings everywhere and only that fish plushie. (Obi rips it up like he does to all stuffed toys, which would drive Lucifer up the wall, so we constantly get replacements) Lucifer would buy 3 of the fishes for Falkor and whenever one became unsalvageable he'd buy another so there is constantly 3 of the fish.

-Falkor constantly barks at everyone outside the house and I think that would scare the demons who try to sneak into the house shitless and Lucifer would secretly find that hysterical.

-Obi gets nervous during thunderstorms and fireworks. He'd give Obi Xanax before each thunderstorm without fail to make sure he didn't get agitated.

-discovers that Obi and Falkor have separation anxiety after the first sleep over at the castle and both dogs rush up to the residents whining slightly.

-installs security cameras to watch the dogs, claims it for MC's and the dogs safety.

-whenever Obi steals Falkor's fish, Lucifer retrieves it for Falkor.

-Falkor would be his favorite out of the two but wouldn't let anyone know and would kill anyone who finds out (everyone in the house knows, a long with all of purgatory hall and the castle)

-Lucifer lets Falkor lay on his bed at night

Mammon:

Would be initially scared shitless of Falkor and Obi cause they're both big. When he arrived late to the human's arrival, he was not expecting to be greeted by two large dogs. MC had to explain that they're really friendly and won't hurt him. Next day he's giving them belly rubs and using a baby voice.

-Obi is his favorite out of the two dogs.

-one time he was muttering about selling the dogs and he quickly was treated with a kick to the groin for that suggestion

-Mammon is one of Falkor's least favorite of the household. He doesn't hate Mammon, just approaches him last for any pets.

-Mammon helps Obi steal Falkor's fish

-has ripped it once while doing this

-feels like Falkor judges him

-slips treats under the table to the dogs

-brings them to modeling shoots

-someone there insults Obi for not being able to stay still for photos and the next day they mysteriously go bankrupt and loose their job

-wants to bring them to RAD but is quickly stopped

-he buys things for the dogs to pamper them

-he and Asmo train Obi, (and Falkor... Kinda) for modeling

-watches horror movies with Obi.

-gets in trouble with Lucifer because he keeps encouraging Falkor onto the couches he shouldn't be on.

-begins to think Obi is his dog until MC returns home and Obi runs to greet them like the good boi he is 😌

-he and Obi have separation anxiety

-will watch squirrel and chicken videos with Obi and records the whole thing.

-he posts pictures of him and Obi (sometimes Falkor) on Devilgram. His favorite is on where they're both wearing sunglasses in a car.

Levi:

His first encounter with the dogs is Mammon baby talking the dogs while giving them belly rubs, and of course he records all of it.

-doesnt care much for the dogs, as long as they stay out of his room.

-depsite him never coming out and the dogs never coming in his room, there's fur in his room and he has no idea how it gets there.

-thinks the dogs are annoying sniffing him and nudging his hands for attention.

-also a bit intimidated by them, they're big dogs, of course not as big as Cerberus, but still they're way bigger than Henry II

-realizes he can dress the dogs up for cosplay for "my new roommate was teleported to my world and brought their two golden retrievers with them and my 6 other brothers love the dogs-" or "my new roommate has two dogs who are actually their familiars because my roommate is a magical girl and-"

-Falkor is more compliant with being dressed up, Obi moved around too much.

-Brought Falkor to an anime con (under MC supervision) and Falkor got many pets that ray

-Levi accidentally brought the dogs with him into one of his games. His phone was taken away for a month.

That's all I have right now, lemme know if you liked it! 🦇

Awwwwwww!!!! They're so cute!!!