#Fallen Prince of Boredom

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After half an hour of intense dancing to the club's new playlist, she stepped off the stage, and sat down, sweat dripping down her face. New moves took a lot of time to perfect, and they weren't even looking at her. Kingpin was on his phone and Jiraiya was asleep, snoring loudly. "...A-HEM!"

"...What do you want?" He only glanced at her once. "Go take a shower. You reek."

"Shut it. I want feedback on my performance. What else?!"

"Dreadful. You need to show other parts than your jiggly ass."

As if on cue Jiraiya awoke from his slumber. "Yeah, you should bear it all for me, not this guy! C'mon, I helped ya with the music, didn't I?" He frowned slightly. "You-- you appreciate my talent, don't you?"

"Yeah, yeah, horn dog. You're both such losers! Total fake fans! Why do I even bother?!" She lay on the stage, a hand draped on her forehead dramatically. "Am I not hot enough?! That's impossible, right?!" Everyone loved an idol who showed her stuff. So, why was no one coming?

"You're 17 now. Maybe you should wait a few years to fully develop. Maybe then you'll have a chance with someone who isn't me or him. I'm out of here."

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Jiraiya is singing to himself happily for once.

"Money, money, money. Must be funny, in a rich man's world.~"

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- Speaking of fangs, you all probably know this by now, but Jiraiya has them too. Why? He likes going feral and biting people.

- Alas, Yosuke does not have any, but he likes wearing fake ones for Halloween.

- As for Ryuji, he has very sharp shark-like teeth! I just think they're neat how we see them in his chibi art.

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Don't look into the TV at midnight. They're gonna get you.

And you just might die.

Picrew: X

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"Oooh, are we Shadows having a party this early?"

"Well, keep it down! Some of us are trying to work here!"

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“You’re acting like a five-year old with those stupid cat ears. What’s your problem?!”

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@tres-fidelis​ | Wall of Text

“Tsk. Go back to kindergarten, dumbass.” And he thought he was the immature one here. “Ya could’ve said somethin’ smarter, but no, I expected too much from you.”

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@tres-fidelis​ said: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeey fuckfaaaaaace~" Shadow Rin must have free time on her hand if she's bothering Jiraiya in his store. She's hooked her arms around his back, slightly tugging him away from whatever took his attention. "You'll be glad to know that I'm here now, heeheeheeeee~. So whatever you're doing's gonna have to wait a liiiiiiittle longer, heehee~"

Chaos Wednesday | Accepting

He was always occupied with something. Most of his time was taken up by some of his employees messing things up and yelling at them. None of his ‘products’ were truly for sale, but he still took the time to ensure everything was in order. Taking inventory in the produce section, his attention was grabbed by a voice echoing through the halls. Arms wrapped around his back and Jiraiya found himself grinning, setting his notebook down.

“Missed me, did ya, racer girl~? Took you long enough. I was about to come visit you as soon as I was done here...” Turning his head, he captured her lips in a long kiss, pulling away. “’Course I didn’t ask for you, but... whatever. Sit down.”

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@tres-fidelis​ said: A possessive kiss to remind the other who they belong to (the nasty Shadow couple pls :3)

Another kiss prompt | Accepting

No one said that living in the TV world was easy. Most days were filled with boring work for Jiraiya, others were filled with action and reward. Such as today, where he and his 'girlfriend' decided to venture into Shadow Naoto's secret laboratory. As expected, it was brimming with Shadows that mostly resembled robots.

All the way down, he and the mad scientist had an interesting conversation about dismembering them next time for going through her security system. He took that as a challenge, however, it seemed as though Rin didn't like the way they were looking at each other.

Once they got out, she growled under her breath and pinned him against a wall to crash their lips in a bloody and controlling kiss. "Mph-?!"

With how sudden this was, he had no proper way to react other than bite her lip and kiss her back, arms around her waist until they both needed to gasp for air.

"Sheesh... What was that for? Were you jealous and thought she was flirting with me?" He laughed at the idea. "As if. Don't be an idiot, darling. I only have eyes for you."

She was as insane and bloodthirsty as him, after all.

“Now let’s go home.”

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"... Hot."

Shut up, Jiraiya.

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If that cat girl Shadow Naoto still exists, he's got his spray bottle at the ready.

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Jiraiya’s somewhat quiet and peaceful snoring was interrupted by a crushing sound. Annoyed, he rubbed his eyes to see something... very interesting that got him smirking.

“...Crush me next, babe.”

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Anon said: Breaking news! Teddie declared coolest member of the Investigation Team. His drip is unparalleled!

“Eh... I’m no fashion expert, but the colors could be better matched.”

Meanwhile, Jiraiya’s laughing his ass off. “THAT’S A GOOD ONE!! AS IF!”

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Anon said: Hey Jiraiya what are your thoughts about Hel? You really seem to be enjoying Sei's suffering.

Chaos Wednesday | Accepting

“Ahaha, why wouldn’t I? Sei and my other self are similar in some ways-- both pitiful and whining, wanting to not be abandoned. A crybaby. Hel is... nearly as depressed as me, and I like that about him. We got to have a nice conversation before storming Sei’s place. It was... fun. Yeah, I know. Weird for me to say it.”

Yet that very thought disgusted him. No fun allowed with others.

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“Damn, twenty’s a big number...”

“That means we both get presents~ Tomorrow.”

“Oh, I’m sure people would love to throw presents into my TV screen... asshole.”

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@tres-fidelis​ replied: “That depends on what you mean by paying up, my dear~ Heeheeheheh.” Large fangs gleam for a single moment.

He held out his hand and opened his palm. “Money. It’s not free, after all. Pay me back for all the shit you’ve eaten and maybe I’ll make it worth your while. Deal?” A smirk surfaced on his lips. He’s not backing out now.