fighting? and he wasn't invited? count him in! childe proceeds to set things on fire.
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༶♡༶ ❝According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.❞
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but do not touch the breasts.
ever.
off limits.
hurts like a cunt
daemon just gutted
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"Being depressed is normal at this age. Death is inevitable."
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“Hey! Hunter ! Are you making friends?”
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"Me? Plotting? Noooo --"
((side eyes people bc i'm trash at responding to things))
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He gets the feeling that someone wants to kiss him. Time to hide.
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"Well then, here she comes it seems."
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❝ Hmph. ❞ How rich, Came the disparaging thought. This coming from the same man who looked like he styled his hair with expensive salon products and dresses like they were tailored to his tastes.
❝ I would almost feel insulted, but I know you two clearly need help grabbing a woman's attention. Don't mind me-- I'll just be over here, 'drinking my way' to the other side of the bar. ❞
If she sounded pissed, its because she was. But don't worry, it had nothing at all to do with Loke's underhanded slight towards her.
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◌・❀➵ "As the god of romance none of you mortals get my blessing."
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ah, the games for the hungry. susie will destroy them all. fuck em up sweet heart ! ♥
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Me, crying, sweating: Mom, can you come pick me up? The hamster is being scary again.
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"You'd have to be an idiot to not avoid boiling rains."
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he’s back, latte in hand. snag machine on his left arm. ready to commit crimes.
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