#Fbi

[hoover-fbi]

Investigation under way.

elvis. have you taken a life? if so how do you feel about it?

My lawyers advise I don't answer this question

[gwydionmisha]

Kash Patel, FBI, and the MAGAT Trouble with Governing

Yet another scary thing if you care about freedom.

[icaffs]

Nico: I hope we draw the attention of the FBI

Will: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?

Nico: No I've just never seen anyone kick a door in before. It's so exciting!

[hoover-fbi]

@emobernie, @communist-elvis-official, @elvis-depresedley, and @raineofthedragons: Know that you are currently under F.B.I. surveillance. Cease your communist conspiracies or we will charge you with treason and conspiracy to commit violent crimes!

GOD DAMN YOU, SATAN!!!! STOP FILLING MY HEAD WITH IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT SHREK THE OGRE!!!!

[brinconvenient]

Thanks for the advice, Mr FB of I! That's the same thing my very good friend the Nigerian prince told me, too, so our MUST be true!

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

A prominent computer scientist who has spent 20 years publishing academic papers on cryptography, privacy, and cybersecurity has gone incommunicado, had his professor profile, email account, and phone number removed by his employer, Indiana University, and had his homes raided by the FBI. No one knows why. ... Fellow researchers took to social media over the weekend to register their concern over the series of events. "None of this is in any way normal," Matthew Green, a professor specializing in cryptography at Johns Hopkins University, wrote on Mastodon. He continued: "Has anyone been in contact? I hear he’s been missing for two weeks and his students can’t reach him. How does this not get noticed for two weeks???" In the same thread, Matt Blaze, a McDevitt professor of computer science and law at Georgetown University, said: "It's hard to imagine what reason there could be for the university to scrub its website as if he never worked there. And while there's a process for removing tenured faculty, it takes more than an afternoon to do it."

[mysharona1987]

So SCOTUS has just given Joe Biden the funniest way to end this election, ever.

[theonion]

Noting that millions have already fallen victim to the long-running grift, the FBI warned Monday of the ‘American Dream’ scam. “Reports are coming in all across the country of Americans who were promised great prosperity and success in exchange for a lifetime of hard work, only to find themselves swindled and left with virtually nothing,” said agent Dean Winthrop, who explained that susceptible parties are made to believe that class mobility is possible simply through ability or achievement, despite the fact that innumerable social, economic, and racial barriers prevent the vast majority of U.S. citizens from attaining even marginal amounts of upward movement.

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[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

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[jangillman]

[liberalsarecool]

Kash Patel was ATF director and never showed up for the job. Now he is skipping out at FBI?

MAGA are literally, and you don't often get to use literally with such precision, the worst people for the job.

Patel wanted power and clout, not the responsibility attached. Destroying agencies through embarrassingly unqualified leadership is Patel's one skill.

It's a theme with this administration.

[ketsueki-k]

Thomas Gibson aka Hotch's selfies were so random LMAO

[ola-na-tungee]