#Finally he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Ca

[propertyofkylar]

Here, here, here we go

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey rap!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

DK!

Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes

She can shrink in size, to suit her mood

She's quick and nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace

This Kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too

And this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the D.K. crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh!

Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

thank you

[axolotlsauce]

Oh sorry about that earlier ask but hell yeah I freaking love Donkey Kong.

I have nothing but respect for mah boi Chunky Kong especially. Wish he’d appear more

FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU

IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW

THIS KONG'S SO STRONG IT ISNT FUNNY

CAN MAKE A KREMLIN CRY OUT FOR MUMMY

CAN PICK UP A BOULDER WITH RELATIVE EASE! MAKES CRUSHING ROCKS SEEM LIKE SUCH A BREEZE

HE MAY MOVE SLOW HE CANT JUMP HIGH BUT THIS KONG IS ONE HELL OF A GUY!

[grayblacklight]

Gere-here- here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

put your hands together

If you wanna clap

As we take you through

This monkey rap

Huh!

DK!

Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His

Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

(Here we go)

This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes

She can shrink in size, to suit her mood

She's quick and nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace

This Kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too

And this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the D.K. crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh!

Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

[comfyspookyburrito]

Oh my god the new Pokémon healing set looks healing.

[year2000electronics]

Here, here, here we go

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey rap!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes

She can shrink in size, to suit her mood

She's quick and nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace

This Kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too

And this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the D.K. crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh!

Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THE ENTIRE DK RAP

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

He-he-here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! He has no style, he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy! C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah!

DK! Donkey Kong! :DDD

[sbnkalny]

(gas, gas, gas) GUESS YOU'RE READY CAUSE I'M WAITING FOR YOU IT'S GONNA BE SO EXCITING

DK donkey kong Finally, he's here for you it's the last member of the DK crew! huh!

[tokiro07]

Okay...

So the theory goes that Jumpman, the Mario from Donkey Kong, is actually the father of Mario and Luigi (based on the fact that the original DK is supposedly now Cranky Kong and the current DK, who has faced off against the current Mario, is the son of DK Jr.)

If that is true, then Jumpman is likely the same Mario that worked as a demolition man in Wrecking Crew, given both the era of the game and the fact that Jumpman could easily have been a generalized construction worker (as he was stated to be a carpenter in DK). There is a Luigi in Wrecking Crew, though, so maybe not, but who knows, twins could easily run in the family and maybe Jumpman named one of his sons after his brother 

Either way, that would mean that Jumpman, the father of the Mario brothers, worked with Foreman Spike, who for some reason hated Jumpman and his brother. Depending on the game, Foreman Spike bears a striking resemblance to either Wario or Waluigi. Now, we already know that Wario and Waluigi are canonically not brothers, so I’m not saying that Spike is both of their dads.

Just one of them. 

(Long post under the cut. This whole thing really got away from me, but I think it ended pretty nicely, so I hope y’all enjoy it)

Probably Wario’s, if I had to bet, given that we know Mario and Wario have known each other since childhood (stated explicitly in the instruction manual for Six Golden Coins), so it would make sense for them to know each other if their parents were work “friends,” and it would especially make sense for Wario to be as hateful of Mario if his dad, Spike, were hateful of Jumpman. Hell, it would even explain his name. Jumpman has a kid and names him after himself, and then Spike has a kid around the same time and decides to invoke some nominative determinism and labels his kid “bad Mario.”

How Waluigi fits into the picture is ambiguous, but with a number of simple solutions. While some early sources indicate that they are brothers (strategy guides, official websites, etc.), while later sources refer to them as either cousins (Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games) or as friends (Mario Sluggers, voice actor Charles Martinet). They could be adoptive brothers, but this wouldn’t really explain the visual similarities, unless Waluigi explicitly modeled his appearance after Wario or Foreman Spike. This wouldn’t require that they be brothers at all, though, as Waluigi could have done that even if he was just a friend. The cousin aspect works best at explaining the visual similarity and even the name, as that would mean that his name was chosen to spite Luigi just the same way that Wario’s was chosen to spite Mario. The only issue there is that we’ve never heard of Spike having any siblings. He’s had multiple conflicting designs, so MAYBE there’s multiple Spikes and Spike is a family name, but I doubt it.

Personally, while the cousin angle wraps everything up the most neatly, I’m still a fan of the idea that Waluigi is some kind of shapeshifted disguise for Tatanga, since the two are both purple misanthropes with an unhealthy obsession with Princess Daisy, a hatred for the Mario brothers and an odd friendship with Wario. This would also of course explain why the exact nature of their relationship is so unclear, since it would imply that they’re outright lying but can’t keep the story straight. I would rather the cousin thing, though, since I would like Tatanga to be able to make a comeback, but that would still be a really fun twist.

The one major hole in all of this, though, is that Pauline appears in Mario Odyssey and gives no indication that she’s not the same Pauline from Donkey Kong, implying that Mario and Jumpman are, as they’ve always been presented, the same person. However, there is surprisingly an explanation for this. You see, in the original Donkey Kong, the damsel in distress was a blonde woman referred to as Lady. It wasn’t until the remake for the GameBoy that she was redesigned to be the brunette Pauline that we know today. While particularly damning sources (Shigeru Miyamoto, Smash 4) have claimed that Pauline and Lady are the same person, various extended Mario media present them separately (The Cat Mario Show, a 1994 encyclopedia, various Mario manga), and even present them as having opposing personality types. Naturally, Shigeru Miyamoto should be considered the most credible source here, but that’s no fun, and he also said he was Bowser Jr’s mom, so I’m going to ignore him. 

So.

Jumpman’s pet Cranky Kong kidnaps his girlfriend, Lady, and he has to save her. Sometime later, Jumpman orders two children from the stork with Lady, whom he names after himself and his twin brother, Luigi, after a somewhat delayed delivery. His work rival, Spike, and Spike’s brother...Stanley the Bugman, why not, maybe he blames Mario for DK getting into his green house, both have children delivered around the same time, and name them Wario and Waluigi to spite Jumpman’s children. The Mario brothers and Spike children grow up to hate each other, and DK Jr. has also grown up and decides to kidnap Mario’s girlfriend, Pauline, just as his father did to Lady all those years ago. Mario saves Pauline, but unlike Jumpman and Lady who were brought closer together by their trauma, they break up, although they remain friends. Some years later, after Mario has established himself as a recurring hero to the Mushroom Kingdom, gets a toy line which DK III becomes weirdly infatuated with, leading to Pauline’s second kidnapping by a DK (or this is the first time, and Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2 was just a remake of DK on the GameBoy to give more context, the specifics aren’t too important here). Sometime after this, Pauline becomes mayor of New Donk City, which is adorned with references to Donkey Kong and his family’s crimes as if it’s all one big joke to these people. But I digress.

Somewhere in all that, Mario is given a castle for some reason, which is the last straw for Wario, who I imagine is working on a farm at the time, given that his best friend is a hen named Hen. Deciding that back breaking labor doesn’t satisfy his ambitions while his rival lives it up as a hero, Wario enlists the help of the alien Tatanga (who now that I think of it, he may well have met on his farm during an attempt to abduct a cow or something) to trick Mario to leave his castle so that Wario may steal it.

After Mario foils Wario’s plot and reclaims his castle, Mario extends an olive branch and invites Wario to play tennis with everyone, as that’s just the kind of guy he is. Wario, realizing he doesn’t have a partner, either a) invites his cousin Waluigi, who has gone into construction like uncle Spike (evidenced by his excavator in Mario Kart), since he loves sports and hates the Mario brothers as much as Wario does, or b) recruits Tatanga and has him disguise himself as someone who could ostensibly pass as a family member to lay low in case anyone tries to hold him responsible for his crimes (which they wouldn’t since they never try to arrest Bowser or Wario, but apparently he doesn’t know that)

As far as I can tell, the only thing we’re missing is where Waluigi was when Wario and the other Star Children were being delivered by the Stork and intercepted by Kamek. Perhaps he got passed over since he didn’t have a star? Maybe Bowser captured him and found he didn’t have a star, then discarded him. 

Actually, what if...

Waluigi was SUPPOSED to be delivered to Spike.

Waluigi was SUPPOSED to be Wario’s brother.

But when Bowser went back in time to find the seven Star Children, he messed up the route that Waluigi was supposed to be on. When the Stork got Waluigi back, he accidentally delivered Waluigi to the wrong house, the way he did to Mario and Luigi at the end of Yoshi’s Island (as shown in Yoshi’s New Island). Unlike with the Mario brothers, though, the Stork didn’t catch this mistake, and Waluigi grew up in the wrong household. Maybe it was even Stanley’s, and Waluigi’s inherently nasty personality clashed with Stanley’s kindly personality, but he still inherited his adoptive father’s love of plants! Can’t believe I was able to work that back in.

That’s why no one knows if they’re brothers, cousins or strangers! Because they don’t know who he was supposed to be delivered to, but they can’t deny the visual similarity! That’s why Waluigi’s so misanthropic, because he wasn’t delivered to the right house and he felt out of place! 

That last bit could easily be explained by being raised under Spike’s influence, though, since Spike is apparently the kind of jerk who would sabotage his own employees to get a bigger paycheck for himself. 

Either way, I think that lends to a really solid idea for the story of a Waluigi game.

A long time ago, I suggested a game where Waluigi somehow travels through time and goes through  levels themed around various Mario franchise titles (Waluigi’s Time to Shine), but now I know how to frame it! Waluigi, feeling odd about his family situation, asks Bowser how he travels through time so he can see where he comes from. Bowser throws him through a wormhole and Waluigi witnesses the events that lead to the Stork delivering him to the wrong house. He decides this is either Bowser or the Stork’s fault (Bowser makes more sense, but it would be super funny if the Stork ends up being the final boss) and journeys to exact revenge. The spell or technology tethering him to the past messes up, however, resulting in Waluigi being in flux and going through all of the Mario franchise.

It’d be really funny if when playing through the Yoshi’s Island section he becomes his baby self and knocks Mario off of Yoshi (resulting in Mario’s capture by the Toadies), giving Yoshi some weird new ability the way the Star Children did in Yoshi’s Island DS, but I’m not sure that having one level have a completely different control scheme would be the best idea.

It could also be that Waluigi rides Yoshi as a full grown adult, which would also be pretty silly given his lanky proportions. 

A Wrecking Crew level near the end would also be a fun way to bring the story full circle, revealing Waluigi’s relation to Spike and Wario, and establishing that Mario and Luigi are the children of Jumpman and Lady. 

Waluigi, Nintendo’s ultimate loose end, would be the catalyst through which all of the loose ends of the Mario franchise are tied.

Get on that, @nintendo 

Edit: This ended up having a couple of revisions, but rather then amend this post, I just ended up making two others. You can check those here and here

[pizzamafiaart]

David singing the donkey Kong rap and proceeding to blast Freddy with a coconut gun (It fires in spurts)

So they're finally here, performing for youIf you know the words, you can join in tooPut your hands together, if you want to clapAs we take you through this Survivor rapHuh!!

DK! David King!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him wellHe's finally back to kick some tailHis Dead Hard can fire in spurtsIf he pallet slams ya, it's gonna hurtHe's bigger, faster, and stronger tooHe's the first member of the DK crewHuh!

DK! David King!DK! David King!

This Survivor's got style, so listen up dudesShe can Sprint Burst, to suit her moodShe's Quick and Quiet when she needs to beShe can fast vault ledges and adrenalizeIf you choose her, you'll not choose wrongWith a skip and a hop, she's one cool kid!Huh!

DK! David King!

He has no style, he has no graceThis King has a funny faceHe can wake up when he needs toAnd find a medkit, just for youSearches through chests, just like a raccoonThis crazy Survivor just digs this tuneHuh!

DK! David King!DK! David King is here!

she's back again and about time tooAnd this time she's in the moodShe can see through walls with her Obsession onWith her D-strike out, she's one tough girl!She'll make you smile when she plays her tuneBut Killers beware 'cause she's after youHuh!

DK! David King!Huh!

Finally, he's here for youIt's the last member of the DK crewThis survivor's so nervous, it isn't funnyCan make a Killer cry out for mummyCan fix up gens with relative easeMakes opening doors seem such a breezeHe may move slow, he can't loop muchBut this survivor's one hell of a guyHuh!

C'mon Bill, take it to the fridge!

Medkits, Flashlights, Will O' WispToolbox, Party starter, and Skeleton keysAhh yeah!!

[waypointset-blog]

Retrospective: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Is Still A Platforming Masterpiece

Five years since its Wii U release and one year since its Switch release, Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze is a fine game, regardless of platform. Cj explains why this game is still his favorite modern Nintendo title.

Photo: Nintendo

By Cj Salcedo

@WaypointSetCj

    In my opinion, no Nintendo franchise has been as consistent as the Donkey Kong Country series. In the 1990s, developers Rareware changed the gaming landscape by introducing their take on an arcade icon.

    After three 2D platformers on the Super Nintendo, the Country series went dormant, as Rare had been acquired by Microsoft and Donkey Kong went through some strange and experimental phases.

    Then, Metroid Prime developers Retro Studios claimed the helm of the series with Donkey Kong Country Returns. A return to form for the platforming giant, it was released at the height of the retro revival phase but still had a lot to prove.

    Fast forward to 2014. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze releases to widespread acclaim but struggles to achieve a massive audience as the Wii U was struggling itself.

    So, on May 4, 2018, Tropical Freeze finally gets the mainstream boost it deserves with a Nintendo Switch port.

    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is hands-down, the greatest 2D platformer this generation and possibly of the last 20 years. It also manages to elevate the platformer to art status in the process.

    Though, I am getting ahead of myself.  

    It all starts with its gameplay. The DKC series succeeds because of its simplicity. Whereas Mario usually innovates on previous games by throwing more power-ups and gimmicks at players, Donkey Kong games strip platforming games to their very basics. You just jump and try to get from point A to B.

    Now, that may sound boring or simplistic, but it provides the groundwork for some seriously fun platforming. Every jump feels like a challenge in itself, relying on expert timing and use of the level design. Sure, it’s difficult (and I mean really difficult) at times. You’ll die plenty of times, angrily yelling at the game for missed jumps or hits from enemies.

    Thankfully, the difficulty is never a matter of fighting with the game itself. It is a fair game, filled with plenty of ways to telegraph to the player how to land tricky jumps.

     The game makes use of incredibly smart and creative level design. There are seven worlds, filled with standard platforming sections, minecart chases, rocket levels, water levels and a boss at the end. While most 2D platformers are satisfied with having run of the mill platforms floating in the air for no discernible reason, Tropical Freeze uses the environment as platforms. One level has the titular Kong hopping on the massive, falling leaves. Another features this beautiful parade, reminiscent of The Lion King, where these large wooden giraffes act as platforms to jump off of and climb.

    There are also levels where the player is a silhouette in the background, giving off a hand-drawn aesthetic.

    That creativity also shines with the characters. Here, four members of the Kong Family aid DK in his adventure. There's Diddy Kong, who can use his jetpack to avoid obstacles and reach platforms. Dixie Kong (my favorite of the new characters) who uses her propeller-like hair to reach even higher distances while Cranky Kong uses his cane similar to Scrooge McDuck in the NES Ducktales game.  The Switch version gets a brand new character tied to a new mode.

    Funky Kong, the coolest member of the DK crew, makes his playable debut in the main Country series here. His mode, Funky Mode, makes the game a bit easier. Funky can take more hits than the other Kongs while being able to use his board to jump protect himself from spikes.

   So with all that, what do I think of this game?

   It’s a damn masterpiece.

   In truth, I had only played this game when it came out on Switch last year. I hold the other Country games in high regards, with Donkey Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest on the SNES being one of my favorite games of all time. Tropical Freeze is right behind it as my favorite DK game and my favorite platformer.

   It’s one of those modern games that dare to be original. While Nintendo struggles to innovate with Kirby or Mario games, Donkey Kong proves to be the true king of the platforming landscape. A game that takes its level design, music (wonderfully composed by mastermind David Wise himself) and sense of polish seriously.

    While we wait for Retro Studios’ next game (God willing it’s another DK one), it is important to look back at their greatest achievement this decade.

     Also, I’m still trying my hardest to 100% this game after over a year, so go figure.

  Cj Salcedo is the co-founder of all things Waypoint Set. He really wants Funky Kong to be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

You can find him on Twitter:

@WaypointSetCj

[cromchychipdip]

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His coconut gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the DK Crew!

Huh!

DK, Donkey Kong!

DK, Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes

She can shrink in size to suit her mood

She's quick and nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK, Donkey Kong!

DK, Donkey Kong is here!

DK, Donkey Kong, didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

He has no style, he has no grace

Th-this Kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK, Donkey Kong!

DK, Donkey Kong is here!

W-W-W-Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Aww yeah!

I see a little silhouetto of a Kong

Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, take you through the Monkey Rap!

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

(Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong, (Donkey Kong) Donkey Kong

DK, Donkey Kong is here, Donkey Kong is here

So they're finally here, performing for you

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

DK, Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong is here

Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here

(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here

(He is here!) DK, DK, Donkey Kong is here

(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here

(He is here!) Donkey Kong is here

(Donkey Kong is) here

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!

(Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, he is here!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, he's here, he's here, he's here!

Huh!

He's back again and about time too

And this time, he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK, Donkey Kong is here!

Huh!

Huh!

Huh!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the DK crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Huh!

[anti-alice]

hi! stop stealing copyrighted art you freak :)

So they’re finally here, performing for youIf you know the words, you can join in tooPut your hands together, if you want to clapAs we take you through this monkey rapHuh!!DK! Donkey Kong!!He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him wellHe’s finally back to kick some tailHis Coconut Gun can fire in spurtsIf he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurtHe’s bigger, faster, and stronger tooHe’s the first member of the DK crewHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!DK! Donkey Kong is here!This Kong’s got style, so listen up dudesShe can shrink in size, to suit her moodShe’s quick and nimble when she needs to beShe can float through the air and climb up treesIf you choose her, you’ll not choose wrongWith a skip and a hop, she’s one cool KongHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!He has no style, he has no graceThis Kong has a funny faceHe can handstand when he needs toAnd stretch his arms out, just for youInflate himself just like a balloonThis crazy Kong just digs this tuneHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!DK! Donkey Kong is here!He’s back again and about time tooAnd this time he’s in the moodHe can fly real high with his jetpack onWith his pistols out, he’s one tough KongHe’ll make you smile when he plays his tuneBut Kremlings beware ‘cause he’s after youHuh!DK! Donkey Kong!Huh!Finally, he’s here for youIt’s the last member of the DK crewThis Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funnyCan make a Kremling cry out for mummyCan pick up a boulder with relative easeMakes crushing rocks seem such a breezeHe may move slow, he can’t jump highBut this Kong’s one hell of a guyHuh!C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smellsGrapes, melons, oranges and coconut shellsAhh yeah!!

[gardensanxious]

He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh!

[Chorus] DK Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1] He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh!

[Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 2] This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh!

[Chorus] DK Donkey Kong!

[Verse 3] He has no style, he has no grace Th-this Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!

[Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 4] He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!

[Chorus] DK Donkey Kong! Huh!

[Verse 5] Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Skit] C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

[Outro] Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah!

[iidias]

Here, here, here we go

So they're finally here, performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too

Put your hands together, if you want to clap

As we take you through this monkey rap!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well

He's finally back to kick some tail

His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the first member of the D.K. crew!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

(Here we go)

This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes

She can shrink in size, to suit her mood

She's quick and nimble when she needs to be

She can float through the air and climb up trees!

If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong

With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace

This Kong has a funny face

He can handstand when he needs to

And stretch his arms out, just for you

Inflate himself just like a balloon

This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too

And this time he's in the mood

He can fly real high with his jetpack on

With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!

He'll make you smile when he plays his tune

But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!

Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

It's the last member of the D.K. crew!

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny

Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy

Can pick up a boulder with relative ease

Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze

He may move slow, he can't jump high

But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

Huh!

Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,

Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!

Ahh, yeah!

-:)

anon

anon what

what

[boingodesu]

Damn you really gonna be 20 in 3 months? grow up

So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!!

DK! Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!

Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Ahh yeah!!

[heartablazed]

Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

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