*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*
Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.
Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?
Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-
Bobby: -you're hired.
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chimney "chronic migraines" han (it's why he's always chewing gum)
bobby "chronic back pain" nash (broke his back before la, has had buildings collapse on it multiple times since, like in mayday)
evan "chronic leg/whole body pain, insomniac, HoH" buckley (he got crushed by a truck and then struck by lightning come on now)
eddie "chronic pain" diaz (he's been shot so many times)
can't believe i forgot him but:
ravi "in remission" panikkar
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Hear me out: Tommy hearing about Clipboard Buck from the entire 118 before actually experiencing it for himself.
Tommy wants to take Buck on a holiday of some kind and is asking the 118 for advice on whether he should keep it a secret or let Buck help him in the planning. And they all tell him (warn him) about Clipboard Buck.
"What's so bad about that?" Tommy asks them all.
Bobby laughs and says, "It's intense, but the kid is damn efficient with it."
Chim just keeps shaking his head and says, "Don't you dare, Kinard. Don't do it."
Hen stares at Tommy like he's mad and says, "You really do not want to do that. It'll be the most efficient thing you'll ever see but you will want to throttle him at least eight times in the process."
Ravi looks like he's having war flashbacks as he mumbles something about "Probie charging pool, chainsaws." Tommy doesn't ask further.
Eddie rolls his eyes and says, "Okay it's dramatic, I'll admit, but if you just go with it, it's really not that bad."
Cue the explosion of protests from Hen, Chim and Ravi, all arguing that Eddie has Best Friend Privilege so of course it's not that bad for him. Tommy, having Boyfriend Privilege, decides to take the risk.
Tommy gets to experience Clipboard Buck two weeks later when he asks Buck for help planning their vacation. He's never been so efficient while sporting a raging boner before in his life.
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Tommy(opens his door to see Chimney):...Chim!
Chimney: I'm here purely on business, Tommy, as a representative of Firehouse 118, as well as Maddie Buckley.
Tommy: What?
Chimney: Word is, that you've started dating one Evan Buckley.
Tommy: I have - am - yes.
Chimney: OK, then. [Chimney lifts up a large, FULL binder and presents it to Tommy]...Here's everything you need to know. Allergies, likes, dislikes, unhealthy hang-ups, what to do when he gets in his "Sad Puppy" Mood, how to handle him in his "Excited Zoomies" Mood, how to handle him when he's pissed off, facts about his family - and yes, those two do tend to coincide -
Tommy: Chimney -
Chimney: - As well as written and signed statements from nearly everyone in his life - including one from Jee-Yun, whose statement I typed out, but she signed in crayon - that they will hunt you down and kill you if you hurt him in any way.
Tommy(takes the binder): OK...?
Chimney(stares at him for another moment, then smiles): - Happy for you, dude! {claps Tommy on the shoulder, then turns and leaves]
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HEN: Can I be frank with you guys?
CHIMNEY: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
BUCK: Oh! Can I still be Buck?
EDDIE: Shh! Let Frank speak!
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