"Shit! Not again!" For whatever reason, Yuji had lost control after eating another one of Sukuna's fingers. Megumi was alone and knew he had no choice. He then uttered "with this treasure I summon!" There was now a burst of light and Mahoraga had been summoned. It was too late though. Sukuna lifted his face down cards to reveal all five pieces of Exodia.
However Sukuna had no intention of walking into a store and buying a card pack like a common peasant so he decided to use Yuji's computer to illegally print off the cards. Due to being a thousand years old however, his understanding of modern technology was highly flawed, something he refused to admit. He ended up printing five copies of Exodias right leg. "I'll be damned before I let that brat refer to me as a boomer!"
Back in the present and Sukuna had just sent the abomination to attack Mahoragas life points. It wasn't very effective. Mahoraga used adapt and now shifted it's form into a jumbled mess of five legs. "The fuck?" cried Megumi. Sukuna now realizing he had a chance, sprinted and then tackled the boy while he was distracted.
Sukuna then whispered into his ear. "I want your body..." Megumi blushed. "It's not like I like you or anything, baka!" The older man chuckled. "I'm afraid you don't understand." He then pried open Megumi's mouth with his long claws. "This is my hole. It was made for me..." He then forced the sorcerer to vore him in entirety. Sukuna then started to inspect his new vessel.
"Ah, nothing beats the feeling of being at home. I can't believe I haven't used my vore technique since the Heian era. I should go find Uraume so we can open up that restaurant we always dreamed of. Wait, why is the sky turning purple?" He turned around to see none other than a furious Gojo. Sukuna started running like his life depended on it as he began screaming "MAHORAGAH, SAVE ME!!!!!!!"
JJK is Ending (Ramblings if you dont read the manga)
With JJK coming to a close with 3 more chapters left as of writing, I gotta say it's probably gonna go down as one of my favorite Shonens currently.
Outside of the writing, the power system, and genuinely great art, I think the memes (Specifically; Panda hate, and Fraudkuna allegations during the Shinjuku Showdown) really just made reading weekly such a damn treat
That being said , some readers being the most brain dead troglobytes to grace a keyboard has also been it's own form of entertainment.
I'll say as everything wraps up - I find that I'll probably go back and reread it to still how it all holds up together
Also my goat lived, and no we didn't need to see his fight it was just 🎰🧊 on repeat
let’s be honest, even if sukuna somehow wins, it’s OBVIOUS that gojo is the stronger one, cos gojo is taking these hits and standing whilst fraudkuna out here calling on mahoraga and making megumi take damage FOR him
no matter the ending of this fight, gojo bent that fucker over and filled him up like the bitch he is
no cause we can’t trust Gege y’all, you know he’s gonna do some malicious, devious fucking shit. Watch him come out and just fucking pull a riko on Gojo 😭
some unfinished jjk art from april because i know i won't finish it!
just now realizing how inconsistent my art style actually is, this looks nothing like my current art 😭 i think it's because ive been watching more animated shows like animes and cartoons as of late as well as doing less studies and exercises 👽
⚠️ Spoilers for chapter 261. You have been warned.
You looked around to make sure everything was prepared. You had made a miniature shrine and lit the prayer candles. Enclosed were various photographs of Satoru Gojo that you had printed off at your schools library earlier that day. You sat on your bed in a kimono while holding your beloved body pillow (which you had put back together with duct tape). You then browsed twitter (you refused to call it X) and frequently refreshed your tab.
You had been a wreck since fraudkuna took out your husbando but last week's chapter gave you new hope. "There's still a chance! It has to be Gojo-sama!" You then started to munch down on mochi and other various sweets while you made a list of various threats that you would mail to Gege should your 2D lover not return. You refreshed your tab for the last time. "Holy shit, this is it! Ahhh, Goj- WAIT-, YUTA! NANNNI?!"
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It was 11:30 PM on a Wednesday night. You awoke to the sound of your daughters screams. Panicking, you frantically ran to her room to see the emergency. "Pookie, what's wrong!?" You were visited by the sight of your child, tear stained while throwing a tantrum on the floor like a toddler. She kept screaming so you had no choice but to shake her and get her attention. "Dear, what's wrong!?" Your daughter placed her heard on your shoulder and began to sob.
"He's dead!"
"Who sweetie?"
"GOJO SENSEI!"
Not this shit again. After the whole "fraudkuna" incident you had decided to take your child to a therapist. Things seemed to be getting better and you had cleaned her room with bleach and febreeze whilst she was away, the neighbours finally rejoicing that the horrible scent was gone. Only it seems there was a relapse. "What did I tell you honey? Mojo Gojo isn't real-" You didn't finish your sentence due to your crotch goblin slapping you. "DON'T REFER TO HIM AS THAT YOU WENCH!"
You were cranky and wanted to go back to sleep. "Give me your phone now or else!" Your daughter chuckled. "Or else what? You can't stop me! THROUGHOUT HEAVEN AND EARTH I AM THE HONORED ONE!" You had given her a chance and she blew it. You then took her Ken doll (a threezero Gojo 1/6 scale figure) and snapped him in half like a pencil. Your daughter was too stunned to speak. You then grabbed her phone. "I'll be taking that. Now get some sleep sweetie, you have school tomorrow." You then slammed the door shut and slept peacefully to your child's sobs.