#Vore but only as a joke

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Sukuna x Megumi

⚠️ Spoilers for chapter 212

"Shit! Not again!" For whatever reason, Yuji had lost control after eating another one of Sukuna's fingers. Megumi was alone and knew he had no choice. He then uttered "with this treasure I summon!" There was now a burst of light and Mahoraga had been summoned. It was too late though. Sukuna lifted his face down cards to reveal all five pieces of Exodia.

However Sukuna had no intention of walking into a store and buying a card pack like a common peasant so he decided to use Yuji's computer to illegally print off the cards. Due to being a thousand years old however, his understanding of modern technology was highly flawed, something he refused to admit. He ended up printing five copies of Exodias right leg. "I'll be damned before I let that brat refer to me as a boomer!"

Back in the present and Sukuna had just sent the abomination to attack Mahoragas life points. It wasn't very effective. Mahoraga used adapt and now shifted it's form into a jumbled mess of five legs. "The fuck?" cried Megumi. Sukuna now realizing he had a chance, sprinted and then tackled the boy while he was distracted.

Sukuna then whispered into his ear. "I want your body..." Megumi blushed. "It's not like I like you or anything, baka!" The older man chuckled. "I'm afraid you don't understand." He then pried open Megumi's mouth with his long claws. "This is my hole. It was made for me..." He then forced the sorcerer to vore him in entirety. Sukuna then started to inspect his new vessel.

"Ah, nothing beats the feeling of being at home. I can't believe I haven't used my vore technique since the Heian era. I should go find Uraume so we can open up that restaurant we always dreamed of. Wait, why is the sky turning purple?" He turned around to see none other than a furious Gojo. Sukuna started running like his life depended on it as he began screaming "MAHORAGAH, SAVE ME!!!!!!!"

[harpy-scout]

Mafia Boss pred: don’t worry, we got a guy on the inside

*proceeds to pat his stomach that very much does have a guy on the inside*

[cocksley-and-catapult]

Hi, sorry, another vorefreak here. I feel horrified seeing other people send vore asks to you, because I normally keep those thoughts in my mind or speak to other people who like vore about it so it immediately sets off alarms in my mind because. Why would you discuss that with a regular person? Especially the creator of the exact webcomic you're aiming the voreification ray at? Like I don't think you'd want to be approached randomly on the street and get asked shit like that and I'm literally the one who thinks that idea of living things eating other living things alive and whole is neat.

[syrren]

69 + danny phantom 😈

Danny Fenton himself sent this ask ( 69 = Hunger by Florence + The Machine)

[danmeichael]

How do I become a man

there is a man in your head. you desperately want to be him. he is probably not a specific person, he is more of a concept.

the first thing you're going to do is take his hands, or maybe hug him, or maybe stand at an awkward distance wanting to hug him like men do and you're going to say "thank you for letting me know something was wrong. thank you for showing me that what everyone wanted me to be wasn't the right fit. thank you for teaching me that there is a happiness i can find and what it looks like."

the second thing you're going to do is kill him, maybe as quickly as possible and maybe with painstaking care and maybe by using claws and teeth to put all of your hurt into him. and you must do this before you try to become him. because he is more of a concept, and you are a specific person.

i am not the best person to ask this question of. i am not a man. i am a guy, i am a dog, i am a thing, i am. i have divested myself of the responsibility to be what polite society considers a man, because the idea, broadly, of a man is not me and trying to become that idea will not make me more me. and this advice comes mostly from that very biased experience.

the "a man" you want to become is impersonal, and it is an ideal that will never be satisfied because you have likely built walls around the concept of manhood that fundamentally exclude yourself.

better questions are "what will make me happy" and "how do i become myself."

if you are asking me this you are presumably a man, and you will become a man by becoming yourself.

ymmv. as stated, i'm just a guy, not a man.

[anxiousgaypanicking]

3k words written,,, 3k left to edit,,,, a little more left to write. if u guys dont love this next smutshot im actually sobbing crying boohooing

[akkivee]

the nugget at the top was not part of today’s dinner but he made good company lol

[cannibalmukbang]

kinda hope someone writes kingmaker p0rn y'know? and like. weird shit as well. that's how I'll know Ive made it in this industry.

[dying-acc-idk-man]

UR ACTUALLY INTO VORE ?!!! UNFOLLOWING AND BLOCKING U /jjj

Who said i was into it

[grimark]

[shamblz]

I don't want to do work I just want to read dungeon meshi

[fslurusami]

sometimes i wonder if my usami themed blog is doing enuf to prepare people for theoretical possible content i may post in the future. when i say i would kin usami if i was 2% more insane i mean it

[mango-ribs]

WAASSDFFDVHFBGCNV YOU SEE ME AS A FRIEND!? HVVJVJJVBKBKJ HOLDONGIMMIE A MOMENT--- 🥺🥺🥺

also what.what do you mean by that "more than just prey" thing <:] - saltedgutz

OF COURSE I DO !!! You’re super cool and one of the people I’ve wanted to say hi to over the course of not-owning-a-vore-blog-and-being-scared but now I finally can. Hi :D

And what do you think it means? I get hungry too sometimes

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

who vores and who gets vored /j...unless...?

t the vori-*throws up* the vorification *dies*

[ryanmarshallryan]

Pride Pool Party

Here is a vore story inspired by a scenario requested by @malebellyvore987

Nathaniel and Jonathan were having a lot of fun celebrating their first pride month together as boyfriends. They went to the local parade and watched all the fun floats go by, waving to their friends who were marching along among the floats. Nathaniel’s younger brother, Hector, had never been to a pride parade but had always wanted to go, so they let him tag along.

“I think Mario’s hosting a pool party sometime later today,” Jonathan mentioned to Nathaniel as they watched a gay men’s chorus march by blasting Chappel Roan, “did you wanna stop by for a bit? Maybe after we drop off Hector?”

Before Nathaniel could chime in, Hector who had been listening blurted out “Pool party! I wanna come!”

“Hector, this won’t be like one of your college frat parties,” Nathaniel responded, adjusting his sunglasses in the hot sun, “I think the dress code is speedos… or less.”

“C’mon we don’t have a pool, and it is soooo hot. I don’t have a problem with guys there assuming I’m gay,” Hector retorted.

“Yeah, but isn't this like your first pride? We don’t wanna overwhelm you too much,” Jonathan added.

“Guys relax, I can blend in. Anyways I’d spend most of my time under the water, not bothering anybody…” Hector replied, now beginning to pull his sweat drenched shirt off over his head, “but I’ll let everyone enjoy the view.”

“Gross,” Nathaniel joked when Hector revealed his skinny toned frame. Someone on a float whistled at him and Hector spun his shirt around over his head in response.

After making their way back through the crowds and taking the subway, they found their friend Mario’s apartment complex and headed over to the secluded pool area. 

The scene had been decked out in the vomit of a rainbow monster. Multi-colored streamers adorned the fence. A rainbow-sequined fabric was strung up near a box of props for photo taking. The pool was littered with rainbow and pool donuts, and the snack table was arranged as well with donuts adorning rainbow designs. Hector admired some particularly lewd posters hanging by a changing area, and saw a caption underneath that read like “Made by an actual, full-time gay man, not but some money hungry conglomerate that showers the world in rainbows only one month a year.”

Nathaniel and Jonathan found their way into a changing area, visited with Mario and chatted a bit, then dove into the pool to cool off for a bit and socialize with the other swimmers. Jonathan began to remark “where’s Hector,” when they saw a flash above their heads as Hector jumped over them in only his underwear and did a cannonball in the center of the crowd.

“Well, there’s your answer,” said Nathaniel, wiping water out of his eyes.

Hector stayed true to his word and began exploring under the water to get out of the heat. At one point he came up to Jonathan and Nathaniel and whispered, “I’ve never seen so many yahoos in my life!”

“Yahoos? You sound like you're twelve,” Nathaniel replied.

“Hector, maybe don’t stalk guys' junk from under the water,” Jonathan added, “It’s kinda weird.”

“Only admiring, don’t worry,” Hector said, then pointing to a guy across the pool, “He’s been doing it, too.”

“I think I’m gonna go dive into the pool,” Nathaniel said, searching for an excuse to leave this uncomfortable conversation. 

Hector nodded goodbye, then went off jumping back underwater and splashing nearby swimmers who were caught off guard.

Nathaniel closed his eyes and took a deep breath and tried to convince himself that everything was going great, willing the universe to not let his brother mess up his pride pool party day. Apparently the universe had other plans. For the moment Nathaniel opened his eyes and lept head first to dive into the water, he saw a slim figure approaching from the depths of the pool, that was not his reflection.

It happened very quickly. Hector, who had been playing around sitting on the bottom of the deep end, then coming up for air at the last second, zoomed to the surface and opened his mouth as wide as he could to take in a big gulp of air. But instead he got a face full of his brother, Nathaniel, who slammed hard into the back of his throat, and kept sliding down with astonishing speed into his rapidly expanding stomach. Nathaniel felt his arms crumple against his body, as he was forced to curl up, tightly encased in the balloon of his brother’s stomach. Hector, had the wind knocked out of him from the unexpected gulp of Nathaniel, and experienced a short period of shock as he tried to suck in air but could not pull down his diaphragm. 

Jonathan swam over, planning to greet Nathaniel in the pool, and wiped the water out of his face to find Hector, who was now wheezing with his torso under the water.

“Hector, are you okay? Did you swallow a bunch of water or something?” Jonathan asked, concernedly.

Hector tried to respond but was still too out of breath to form words. But a guttural, mumbled and grumbling sound issued out of his throat. Hector took one more deep breath and opened his mouth to speak, but instead found another voice issuing from out of his throat saying, “Oh he swallowed something all right!”

Jonathan looked down in surprise. He assumed the large view of Hector’s gut was simply an illusion of the light refracting in the water. He plunged under the water, opened his eyes to the stinging chlorine, and put his ear to Hector’s deformed and distended belly, which was forming the exact shape of his boyfriend in fetal position. He could hear frustrated grunting.

“Hector, you ate my boyfriend? You ate your brother?” Jonathan yelled in confusion.

Hector replied with a sheepish, toothy smile to show apology. “In my defense he literally dove down my throat,” Hector replied, now rubbing his tight gut.

“Regardless of how it happened, it’s time to get him out. Right now,” Jonathan tried to push on Hector’s stomach, but ended up just pushing Hector through the water to the shallow end. Swimmers they passed by stopped the conversation to gaze at the unexpected view of the tight man-filled belly emerging out of the water. “Nothing to see here people, unless you got some emetic drugs or something.”

Jonathan got Hector up against a wall of the pool and continued pushing, but that just made Nathaniel more uncomfortable, and as he tried to wriggle around to avoid being squeezed too hard by the stomach and added pressure of Jonathan’s hands, Hector moaned in discomfort as his insides were pressed tightly against his spine to make room for the comparatively gigantic mass in his gut. 

Next, Jonathan made Hector open his mouth wide again, and tried to shove his arms down Hector’s throat to grab Nathaniel and pull him out. This not only did not work, it had the opposite result, as Hector’s peristalsis kicked in and he began swallowing Jonathan as well.

Jonathan had just enough time to yell “I need a big strong bear to pull me out of this!!!” before his head was sucked in along with his arms into Hector’s powerful esophagus. 

By the time the bears had been summoned, Jonathan was up past his groin into Hector’s mouth and throat, and his arms and head had reached the stomach. Jonathan and Nathaniel got closer than they ever got before as they were crushed between Hector’s clammy stomach walls, with tingling stomach acid and sweat making it difficult to grip onto one another.

One of the bears reached his arms around the slender waist of Hector from the back and picked him up, with pressure on the lower half of Hector’s belly. Two other bears grabbed hold of Jonathan’s legs, which only the lower half of were showing outside of Hector’s mouth. Mario came over too and started chanting “1… 2… 3… Heave!!!” over and over again. LIttle by little, inch by inch, they pulled Jonathan’s body back out of Hector’s maw. Jonathan was trying his best to hold tight to Nathaniel, but as his head made it past Hector’s face, he felt his hands slipping. Luckily one of the bears noticed, grabbing onto Nathaniel’s wrist and pulling with a great might. 

Once Nathaniel and Jonathan were freed from Hector’s surprisingly powerful and durable stomach, the lot of them waded in the water with the bears, all catching their breath. The guys thanked the bears, who thanked them for an unexpected and interesting experience. One of the bears tickled Hector’s belly and joked that the little’s stomach was much bigger than his eyes it seemed. The other bear that had held Hector from the back gave Hector a slap on the butt, and swam on.

The last of the bears admired Nathaniel and Jonathan saying, “Hey if you two ever wanna have fun inside a gut that’s actually roomy enough to hold both of you, send me a message.” He pulled a sticky note pad and a pen out of his pocket and wrote his number down twice and gave it to each of them. The bear gave them a wink, and swam backwards, letting his belly rise above the water, looking like a whale coming up for air.

“How did that guy have a dry piece of paper in his pocket?” Jonathan asked.

“Honestly a lot of surprising things happened today and that’s the least of my concerns,” Nathaniel replied.

Jonathan held the paper up out of the water to avoid getting it wet, “Well, it could be fun to try something new.”

Mario dove into the water next to them and came to chat. “All right, Hector? Maybe refrain from eating these lads in the future,” he said, patting Jonathan and Nathaniel on the backs, “but if I run into any willing meals I’ll send them your way,” he said with a wink.

“Oh, no, that was all an accident, I didn’t mean to - wait, there are guys willing to - ” Hector began.

“Thanks so much for hosting, Mario. Sorry for my brother. He gets nervous and starts stress eating in crowds,” Nathaniel cut him off.

“No I don’t! Don’t make me - “ Hector began again.

“Well don’t just be food, come eat some! We’ve got a great buffet over by the changing rooms. And I mean eat as much as you can, I do not have the fridge space for all of this,” Mario implored them.

“I think I know a guy who could definitely help with that,” Nathaniel said, just before playfully punching Hector in the gut. “Race ya,” and they were off to the buffet to fill their bellies, and enjoy the rest of the pride pool party.

[dynastyscans]

2016 dashboard simulator

mutual 1: (100x100 icon of character they kin making a sad face) ccan i get some asks ?? jjsut saw one of my triggers and i dotn feel so good,,,

mutual 2: hnnGGGHHHG I NEED DADDY SHREK TO VORE ME AND PISS ON ME 💦💦💦

mutual 3: This is serious. If you're of voting age and reading this, you NEED to go out and vote for Hillary. If Tr*mp gets elected he will literally kill all LGBTQ people.

mutual 4: lmfao @ mutual 3 saying "lgbtq" lgbt is the full acronym why would you put the fucking q slur in it faggot #q slur tw ///

mutual 5: (100x100 smug nagito komaeda icon) LMAOOO someone who thinks they're me tried to follow me AND they're white and kin outside their race. get fucked

mutual 6: everyone block and report mutual 2 for s*xualizing shrek who is literally a character from a CHILDREN'S movie, and for using p*d*ph*l*c inc*st terms like "d*ddy". it doesn't matter if it's a "joke", mutual 2. it's p*d*ph*l*a.

mutual 7: dare i say trump is asexual? hes so brave and so fucking orange...

mutual 8: hhey guys can i id as naruto or is he japanese coded or smth i dont want to accidentally be racist im white so like i dont wanna step out of line,, #lms if you read

mutual 9: reminder that if you like yaoi or yuri you are literally homophobic and racist! idgaf if you're mlm and like yaoi or wlw and like yuri, you are fetishizing and sexualizing mlm/wlw. pee your pants

mutual 10: lol my ex just "came out" as asexual #cringe

mutual 11: reminder that you need to worship every lesbian you meet and lick their feet you literally owe it to lesbians everywhere. non-lesbians can reblog but don't fucking comment. nsfw blogs fuck off i'm literally a 17 year old minor.

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mutual 14: just had to block a mutual for this so friendly fucking reminder that the rainbow flag is only for gay men. if you are a lesbian or bisexual use your own fucking flag its not a "community flag" gay men dont have any other flag so stop taking whats ours and fuck off

mutual 15: DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!