#Fuck that dragon in particular

[soot-and-salt]

I know no one cares about other people's D&D games but listen, LISTEN, our DM whipped out an 19 AC, 158 HP green dragon on our level 8 adventurers and in response, as a Hail Mary for our broken, battered, low health and low slots group, my Paladin cast Command. The dragon rolled a goddamn TWO on their wisdom saving throw. Absolute failure.

"What do you tell the dragon to do?" asked my bewildered DM.

And I said, laughing in utter shock, "I tell it to leave."

AND SO IT DID.

Just fucked off entirely! Just flew away! Fight averted! Game won! Battle over!

I feel insane right now. I told a dragon, who almost certainly would have killed us, to fuck off AND THEN IT DID.

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[caffeinosis]

The way Solas breaks character halfway through ranting about how much Falon'Din sucked and nobody notices is absolutely hilarious.

[the-dragon-girl-27]

Mother Marambionectes helping her calf surface for air

[mmelolabelle]

If you ever think ‘Man, the universe is out to get me’ just remember that the cosmos looked Aemond Targaryen right in his eye via the one family member he was still on speaking terms with and just straight up told him “lol, you’re gonna die and everything you do is meaningless! enjoy ✌🏻”

[svnkssr]

✦ — Dragons of Angelcorp !

Deor society has a vast number of beasts, and of course, what would beasts be without the presence of dragons?

Dragons are placed alongside with Deors, as they do not fit with Angeles. They come with two subtypes—Wyverns and Beardes.

Wyverns derive from the medieval era, spirits of dragons that were slain by the swords of men. The afterlife homes them alongside the deors, given how they distain most angels, especially knights. Instead of power, they take in pride. Their ego as flaming as their fire. Most believe to even be above both angels and deors, despite them still being categorized as deor men.

Most akin to their spirits, they are typically scaly in appearance; having hard, resilient skin and sharp edges. Their snouts are pointy, and their horns and claws are their main choice of impaling. A walking furnace, they most certainly breath fire. Having to maintain their body temperature regularly, they process their smoke ethically and consume coal to fuel themselves. Coal isn’t very tasty, but with plenty of processing they can use coal in a variety of meals!

Beardes are a delicate type. They present the wisdoms of dragons. Their temperament of a viscous dragon is never surfaced when encountering a bearde, and they are probably the most easy to get along with. Beardes are known for their fetlocks and bearded faces, which is a very prominent trait in females. They have lesser sharp features, and more grace in their forms. Many of them take roles of guardians and counselors, given that they are experts in the mind and the history of afterlife.

Their differences between Wyverns are most noticed on how they do not acquire scales or hard ridged skin, nor do they breathe fire. Their uses of defense deprave back to their use of weaponry and even their teeth, but they collaborate amongst each other to create mechanics, weapons and goods—materials discarded from Wyverns are used, such as their scales for protection and horns for dragon bone weaponry.

[littler3d]

Alrighty friends, what we have learned:

Men (especially Valyrian) ain’t shit

Daemon in particular sucks

Always listen to your wife when she says it’s time to get the fuck out of dodge

[raayllum]

the fact that in 48 days i'll be sitting down to watch s6 and all my dreams come true... it doesn't feel real

[yyshm]

art of fishers design or something idk

[envosu]

i totally understand Lotus being pissed off. Longan wrecked Lotus's territory the most

[transtief]

the dav artists went INSANE on the armor and clothing like im literally salivating

[pandaspwnz]

I really feel like there's a severe lack of nuance when it comes to how people feel for and about the various characters in HOTD. Like they're all morally gray! None of them are wholly evil or wholly good. I find myself whenever I watch an episode being able to equally understand where people on both team green and team black are coming from, keeping their backgrounds and various reasons for why they may act the way they do in mind, trying to sympathize and recognize when the same character does something good vs when they do something bad, and not just discarding a piece of their characterization if it doesn't fit the view of them I've built in my head. I think that's very important because even as a very new watcher of HOTD I've already seen SO many posts with zero nuance in peoples takes about how Viserys or Alicent or Aegon or XYZ character is an irredeemable piece of garbage because of one thing they did or did not do, and imo that is doing the characters a huge disservice.

[wabart]

smelly from stranded in desert and/or aerosmith concert

[sunspinecity]

50$ to print 10 of the same skin has always been so insane to me. you're telling me it's 50$ to print....only 10.....of a single skin....and that's normal. And not only is that normal, that's what's required for a skin shop. where ppl may not even sign up for 10 runs. and then you're left in the shitter with at minimum 1-4 skins nobody wanted (not to mention if some people decide not to pay afterward) that you have to just pray someone finds & buys on the auction house. And it's 50$. Uhuh. And then that's just the artist's issue and fault and we're gonna blame them instead of the fact that a 10 print run costs as much as groceries.

[mmelolabelle]

The Faith of the Seven is truly the most unserious religion in asoiaf because (1) the Seven do fuck all, to the extent I doubt that they exist and aren’t just an Andal psy-op originating from Old Town

and (2) because on several occasions holier-than-thou septons had to rock up to House Targaryen and be all “look, fine, you can fuck one of your sisters - but only one. We are apparently willing to overlook one of humanity’s greatest instinctual taboos but we are compelled to draw the line at polygamy…apparently”

[rozzwil]

Part two of my and @diirthara-ma​’s full Dragon Age OC lineup ft. our inquisitors

Here’s a link to the naked version on twitter, here’s link to part one and, here’s my post on Isha’s diabetic gear!