MCM Shelf Saga
Part 4 - A Shitshow of a Finale
[Part 3]
So, onto the drawers. First, there's a little bit of prep work to do
One of the drawers had not just bad stains on the bottom of it, but the bottom piece had never even been properly inserted into its place. So I did the good ol' trick of removing the whole bottom piece, flipping it around (to use the untouched bottom side as the top) and put it back in its place, this time all the way into the little slot
Worked great
And then I had to deal with the veneer damage I had caused to one of the drawer fronts
Since this was my first time even attempting veneer patching, I figured I should just try to focus on the worst bits of damage instead of trying to address all the damage? Because I was worried I'd just make it worse, so it'd be better to start small?
So I picked the worst parts and very carefully made made the worst chips bigger so I could cut out itty bitty veneer bits to fill them in with (there were a few more but I don't want this post to be a million photos long)
Once I had made sure the pieces would fit in by caaarefully filing them down to the right size, I glued them down, put some painters tape on top (to try to keep the glue from spreading), left something heavy sitting on top and just left them to dry
Once done, I came back to sand down the patches (since the veneer I had was a bit thicker than the original veneer)
And. Yeah. It's not great. Mind you, unlike in North America, I can't just go to a big store and buy whatever veneer my heart desires, the only veneer I could buy (as far as I know) was a set of three different veneer sheets the size of paper sheets. So I didn't have much options with matching the veneer at all.
That all aside, it was my first attempt at veneer patching, and considdering that I think I did pretty decent. If anything I regret just not doing all the damaged spots because some of the dents are really bad even if they didn't go through the original veneer
But it is what it is
I decided it was good enough, and proceeded to tape the sides of the drawers for a cleaner(?) finish
And onto the staining
Still looks like shit
I think this was after the first coat??? Honestly it's been so long I can't remember, it must've been just the first coat
But, I kept on building up coats to get a darker and darker color on the drawer fronts
Once I figured it was dark enough I moved onto staining the veneer on the inside of the drawers, mainly in the hopes of hiding the paint stains that the paint remover and sanding failed to remove
It did not work
Fortunately, it's on the inside, ain't nobody gonna see it, it's fine, whatever, this project was going so fucking bad at this point I no longer cared
This was good enough
And it was onto staining the main unit.
Now unfortunately, due the place I was working in being so bloody cramped I couldn't get decent photos of the unit during the waxing process
I did attempt to make the inside of the unit look semi-decent by masking off where I wanted the wax to go, but... This ended up not working to my advantage, as I had taped just a smidge too close to the edges, meaning when I later put the drawers in, you could see small slivers of the raw wood peek out. So I ended up having to do lots of patching on the drawer-side of the unit. But whatever
Think these are photos of the first coat? As usual, looked like absolute shite
But I kept on going, building up more and more layers of wax until I eventually gave up and called it done
But, with the main unit stained, it meant that every piece of the shelf was finished! I could move onto reassembling it!
After some final touches
First, I had to deal with the brass rods that were used to hold up the shelves
Now at first I couldn't even tell for sure if they were brass or not, like considderng the age of the shelf I figured they should be, but when I asked my dad for a second opinion he was convinced they'd be just iron or steel
Regardless, these were original pieces to the shelf so I did want to use them, but as you can see, they were still covered in paint
I attempted removing them with just nail polish remover, since acetone does remove many types of paint, but it wasn't quite as effective as I was hoping it'd be. I also checked online if acetone could damage metals and it could actually stain/damage brass??? So I figured I'd try something else
Some people suggest using boiling water and baking soda to remove paint from metal, and this should be a safe option with brass (if the rods were brass). So I boiled some water, picked a big enough bowl that could handle hot water, put the rods in the bowl, sprinkled a healthy dose of baking sode on top, gently poured the water, sprinkled a bit more baking soda on top, and then left foil over the bowl to try to keep the dish warm for a longer time
And then I just let it sit for almost two hours
After which, I came back and gently rubbed the rods with a sponge and to my pleasant surprise, the paint residue did just slide off with a little effort
So the paint was removed, and the rods were already looking a bit shinier!
Now, I don't know what kind of a trick of light this was, but genuinely, in person at this point the cleanest, shiniest parts of the rods were looking like silver. I was becoming convinced that dad had been right and the rods were actually steel or something, and I had no idea if I could get them to look clean
But to my confusion, my dad was the one who was now convinced that the rods must be brass
I dunno, I was confused, but I figured, I have my brass polish stuff, I could TRY polishing the rods with them and see if they clean up.
They did
Immidiately proving that they were brass
So I just proceeded to polish the rods!
Shiny! Sparkly! I didn't clean them up as well as one could have, but they turned out plenty clean enough, nobody is going to see whatever staining remains on them
But with that done, it was time for assembling!
After getting some missing pieces!
See, when dad helped me disassemble the shelf on our patio, one of the tiny brass dowels that were also used to hold up the shelves had fallen off and under our patio. So that one was a lost cause and needed to be replaced. There was no way to replace it with brass and tbh it was going to be quite hidden anyways, so I asked my dad if he could get a small steel dowel to do the job. And he did, so that was one thing
The other, more important thing was the screws/bolts/nuts/whatever
See the sidepieces of the whole piece were originally attached to the sides of the main unit with bolts, but the right side ones had sunken in so deep into the wood, that the only way to detach the right sidepiece from the unit was by cutting the bolt off. So we were lacking half the hardware for the shelf
So we went and bought new ones, brought the whole thing up to my room and assembled it here. And all was good
Until I realized the top and bottom drawers couldn't go into the unit, because the bolts/nuts were much bigger than the original ones, so they stuck out too much and stopped the drawers from sliding in
Which was a problem
Now dad was able to cut down the ends of the bolts to make them shorter, but the nut was still a problem
But I looked at the sides of the drawers
And the top and bottom drawers both had channels on them right where they would've rubbed against the original nuts
I just had to make the channel bigger
Now the top drawer wasn't even that bad since the nut was at the back of the unit, so the channel I had to carve for it was only like 3 cm long or something
But it still sucked, because the only way I could do it was with a knife. It took hours. And it hurt my wrists so bad
But I managed to get the top drawer done, I could do it with the bottom too. It just had to go all the way across the side of the drawer.
Carving that shit out took me like 5 hours. I can not put into words how bad it hurt my wrists. Genuinely, so painful.
But I got it done.
Now there were a few other things that I didn't bother documenting but I want to note because I had to do those before this project was completed.
First, when we brought the main unit to my room the side of it did get a scratch that I had to spend a few days patching. In hindsight I probably would've been fine if I had just brushed some wax over it, but I thought it'd turn out better if I sanded the scratched area first and then waxed it. It ended up being a lot more work than I wanted to, but it got done eventually.
Also, as I mentioned before, I had to patch those small parts on the inside of the unit to make sure there wasn't raw wood peeking out from places I didn't want them to show (around the drawers).
And, hilariously, the brass rods used to hang the shelves didn't actually want to fit into the holes of the sidepieces. Like I tried even hammering them in and they just did not fit, so I had to file down the specific holes I wanted to use until they were big enough that I could put the rods in and put up the shelves
Last but not least, I used some candlewax on the groove of the sliding door and the sides of the drawers to make them slide smoother (worked great, easiest part of the project)
And I want to note that there's some things I could still do to this piece. I could get some fabric or felt to protect the insides of the drawers so they don't get dirty, and I really should get some clear wax or topcoat to patch the finish on the inside of the main unit (when I had to sand down the paint and revealed raw wood). But if I want to do either of these things, I can do them later. For now, this shelf is completed
It looks like shit
An absolute fucking shitshow
Complete and utter trainwreck
The brass turned out nice tho
Moral of the story: Never use any wood product that isn't Osmo ever again. Osmo would not have failed me like this. And I'd still argue it's better than how it started.
Thanks for coming along with me on this trainwreck
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