#Fwip

[evilrat-sabre]

STOP I dont need the brain rot of how slime hibrids work AGAIN

I am trying to sleep for goodness sake

[emilynyaesmp]

Favourite ESMP Season 1 character?

[sawasourjuice]

So I may have gone and done a silly one

[the-introverted-writer-for-life]

LETS GO PURPLE PANDAS!!!

I was watching Scott's stream and I'm so happy for you all, you guys are amazing and you absolutely deserved to win - well done Pearl, Bekyamon, Scott and fWip for such an amazing tournament!!

I cried when Beky fired the last shot and won

[thelitlebee]

So a random question...if the empiers smp rulers (S1) where demi gods in the percy jackson universe, wich cabin would they be in? (I am making a percy jakson au but have no idea where to start)

[pickastitch]

wdym esmp s1 is 2 years old???

[definitelynotanaliennope]

love watching your average 2014 minecraft youtuber get tormented by his friends in chat

[shreepytime]

empires guys got told to wear a dress and asked "is anyone gonna slut it up" and then didnt wait for an answer

[alien-slushie]

Jimmy: So you're saying I can't kill the dragon because I died already, is that it?!

Fwip: No, I'm saying you can't kill the dragon because you're in a maid outfit. If it makes you feel any better I don't think Sausage could kill the dragon in that dress either.

Sausage: Maybe not but I'd make one radiant maid!

[vulcan-bourbon]

The meeting of the emperors was in full swing when Scott out of the corner of his ear heard some joke with the meaning that “the blood of young deer is good for rejuvenation.” But the joker immediately came up with the next question, turning to Smajor. Ah, Emperor Sausage...

— Scott, I would like to ask a personal question. - Sausage says not loudly, but with a sly smile on his lips, - Tell me, are you a virgin?

Scott, who clearly did not expect such a question, only raises his eyebrow in a questioning gesture, looking at Sausage with obvious reproach. Extremely hoping that somewhere deep in his soul he is at least a little ashamed for such a question in such a society of all the emperors of the server. Although, “conscience” was not exactly the Sausage Chess Knight. And Joel has already killed all the horses on the server...

Sausage smiled flirtatiously, adding:

— Don’t worry, we won’t deprive you. For our theory, which deer blood is best for rejuvenation.

Fwip laughed quietly, as if trying to relieve the tension in the air between Scott’s heavy gaze and Sausage’s malicious gaze:

— If I were you, I would be worried, otherwise his look does not bode well. — catching a hard look now on himself, the red-haired man shook his head, — I mean, you too, are in some way a deer.

While Scott, along with Katherine, scolded both those sitting at the table for their tactless behavior, Lizzie, who was sitting not far from Scott, looked with a grin at Jimmy, who was looking embarrassedly at the table.

— Don’t you dare not say a word, — Jimmy gurgled in the watery language, looking reproachfully at his sister’s satisfied look.

[em-allay]

Fwip: Grumbot wants to destroy the server. He wants to blow up the server and the entire world.

Jimmy: But we already did that- I mean- I- oh okay alright, how do we get rid of him?

JIMMY SOLIDARITY YOU CAN’T JUST SAW THINGS LIKE THAT IN LORE (/h)

[emilynyaesmp]

EPIC X EMPRES AU‼️‼️

(Will update soon)

Joel = Zeus

Jimmy = Apollo

Sausage = Odysseus

Gem = Athena

Lizzie = Hera

Joey = Aphrodite

Xornoth = Ares

NEW DESIGNS‼️‼️

[mooneith]

my favourite twins :)

[remyisme]

Empires fic but they find out about their past lives somehow

there are multiple identity crisis's

Fwip is trying to figure out why he had such a drastic species change compared to everyone else

him and Gem are also freaking outa both the whole siblings thing

so are Jimmy and Lizzie

Oli is desperately trying to explain his backstory to False because she's somehow convinced herself that she's Xornoth

speaking of Xornoth, Scotts pretty freaked out about the whole "yeah, so, you have a brother thing"

False has yet to read that far

[severevoiddragon]

I got @muntsthefreshkid to do the guess the emperor thing! Jimmy and Joel are so correct it's so funny-