#GAHAAA

[tickly-trashcan]

Antivenin {Kai, Cole, Zane, Jay}

A/N: FIRST FIC SINCE FOREVER LETS GOOOOO of course its ninjago because you guys know im INSANE!! you thought i would get less obsessed with them WRONG im even more obsessed and i am going to be throwing ninjago fics at yall bc i love them. anyways enjoy!

Summary: When the Venomari venom doesn't seem to be wearing off, the other ninja decide to mess with Kai.

Word Count: 1.9k (under the cut!)

“I swear, if this doesn’t wear off soon…” Nya grumbled, swatting away Kai’s hands as he tried to touch her hair.

“Nya, you have a giant frog on your head. Don’t. Move.” Kai went to stand up with his hands raised and toppled backward. He laid there for a few moments before sitting up. “The frog disappeared!”

Cole and Jay snickered while they watched Kai. Zane smiled while he watched as well, trying to hide it with his napkin.

“There was never a frog, Kai!” Nya said, exasperated.

Kai’s eyes narrowed, then widened as if he saw something. “It’s on your back!”

Nya sighed heavily and stood, picking up the leftover dinner dishes. “Okay, I can’t handle him anymore. Lloyd, help me clean up.”

“Why do I have to?” Lloyd whined. Nya shot him a quick glare and he was up, picking up the rest of the dishes.

“Has he had any water since he got spit on?” Cole asked. Zane shook his head, and Cole stood and walked into the kitchen to get Kai a glass of water. 

“Jay, your ears are so big!” Kai gasped. He dropped his voice to a loud whisper. “Can you even hear me if I whisper?”

Jay chuckled and leaned next to Zane. “Should I wiggle my ears and really mess with him?”

“No,” Zane said quickly, which Jay responded to with a pout.

“Sit up, tiger,” Cole said when he came back over with some water, holding it up for Kai.

Kai stared at Cole. He finally started to drink the water, but he stared at Cole, unblinking. Cole stared back, trying not to laugh as Kai finally blinked.

“Your eyes are so pretty…” Kai murmured. Cole couldn’t hold back his laugh this time, but it was quickly interrupted by a gasp when Kai tried to poke Cole’s eye.

“Okay, bedtime,” Cole announced, waving Zane and Jay over to help him haul Kai to bed. 

Kai protested, shaking his head and whining. “Nooo…” Cole stepped behind Kai and reached under his arms to hoist him up, making Kai screech. “GAHAaa!”

Cole quickly let go of Kai, who immediately curled up, giggling. “Too tickly! No tickles!”

Cole looked over to Jay and Zane, who were staring back with wide, slightly mischievous eyes. Jay crouched in front of Kai and wiggled his fingers in front of him, making Kai squeal, cover his face, and curl up on the ground again. 

“Stop tickling mehehehe!” Kai wailed, kicking his feet while everyone stared at him, not even touching him.

Zane shrugged. “We don’t currently know the extent of the Venomari venom, but it is very possible that it has made Kai even more sensitive to touch.”

They all paused, looking down at Kai, who was still giggling.

“Would it be mean…” Jay started, trailing off as he looked up at Cole and Zane, who were clearly sharing the same thought.

“I don’t think it would be mean,” Cole said with a grin, looking to Zane for the final confirmation.

Zane smiled. “I actually think we should. It would help us better understand the Serpentine’s abilities.”

Jay hardly even waited for Zane to finish his sentence before he poked Kai’s tummy, making him fold in half and squeal. “NAHaha! Don’t!”

Cole sat down behind Kai’s head and Zane sat down by his side. Zane experimentally pinched Kai’s hip, making him jolt in the opposite direction as he giggled profusely. When he finally opened his eyes, Jay wiggled his fingers again, making Kai laugh and back up into Cole’s lap.

“Cohohole! Help!”

Cole only smirked and put his hands by Kai’s ribs, making him squirm. He held in his giggles poorly, biting his lips while his cheeks puffed. Cole slowly began to wiggle his fingers, and Kai practically exploded.

Jay pinched around Kai’s tummy and Zane squeezed his hips gently. Kai shook with laughter and squirmed, but he otherwise made no moves to get away. They all assumed this was because of the venom, which could make it hard for Kai to move as much.

“OhohoHOHO NOOO!! Guhuhuys, plehehease! It tickles! NohohoHO!”

Kai weakly swatted at Cole’s hands, which Cole took advantage of to sneak his hands under Kai’s arms. He squealed and arched his back, clamping his arms down and slumping out of Cole’s lap.

Zane kneaded Kai’s thighs while Jay started to work on his hips. Kai whined, rocking back and forth as he cackled. He shrieked and squealed, his laughter bouncing off the walls as he was tickled and teased by his fellow ninja.

“Plehehehease–! It tickles so bahahad! NAHaha– Not thehehehere!” Kai wiggled and kicked when Zane crept up on his knees. He squeezed them lightly, and combined with Jay tickling his hips and Cole tickling his ribs, Kai couldn’t do anything but laugh.

He laughed himself into silent hysterics, with only the occasional hiccup, gasp or squeal to be heard. Cole eventually relented, with Zane and Jay following soon after. Kai laid there flat, wheezing and giggling softly with bright red cheeks. He finally caught his breath, looking up at Cole, then at Zane and Jay.

“Why’d you guys stop?” He snickered weakly.

Cole, Zane, and Jay all stared at Kai with a flabbergasted look. Kai shifted, then his eyes widened again. “Zane, why do you have Garmadon arms…?”

He reached for one of Zane’s supposed arms, but was only grabbing at air. Zane moved his arm up so Kai could grab it, and he gasped. “Whoa…”

He stared at Zane, then moved Zane’s hand toward his belly. He looked up expectantly, as if waiting for the ninja to respond.

“Is he just… tripping balls… or does he really like it?” Jay whispered to Cole and Zane.

“I looove it,” Kai drawled, stretching his arms up and holding them there.

“He’s gotta be tripping balls,” Cole concurred, but Zane shook his head.

“Venomari venom can be a powerful hallucinogenic, enhancing what people see and feel. It could currently be enhancing some of Kai’s deeper feelings, which would be why he’s…” Zane gestured to Kai, who was trying to play with Cole’s hands. “Like that.”

Jay smirked. “Where do you want us to tickle you, then?”

Kai hummed and shrugged. Jay held his hands up and wiggled his fingers, making Kai curl up and giggle again, but he didn’t try to squirm away.

“Let’s see then…” Jay chuckled, hovering his hands above Kai’s torso. He slowly wiggled his fingers and hovered above different spots, gauging Kai’s reaction. He got especially squirmy and giggly when Jay was near his hips. “Bingo!”

Jay grabbed Kai’s hips and squeezed, making him squawk and burst into laughter. Cole and Zane exchanged a look, then grinned and joined in. Cole swapped spots with Zane, scribbling his fingers on Kai’s tummy while Zane dug into his underarms.

Kai wriggled and laughed, hiccuping slightly while he was tickled. Whenever he leaned away from one sensation, he wound up getting tickled more where he leaned towards.

“Stahahap! It tickles – Nahahahaha! Plehehehease, no mohohohore!!” Kai hollered as he squirmed.

Jay laughed. “You want us to stop? You just asked us to tickle you!”

“But it tihihickles!!” Kai squealed as he covered his face with his hands.

“More tickles? Yes or no?” Cole asked as he lightly rubbed his thumbs into the dip of Kai’s hips, making him screech.

“Yehehes!” Kai managed to squeak before losing himself to giggles.

Cole, Zane, and Jay exchanged a quick, mischievous glance, then continued to tickle Kai out of his wits. His laugh finally went silent again, his cheeks dusted red and tears forming in the corners of his eyes. 

“Okay, my hands are getting tired now,” Jay whined. Zane and Cole chuckled and the tickling ceased. Kai wheezed and giggled on the floor, looking up at them with a smile so wide his dimples showed.

“Time to go to bed,” Cole announced, helping Kai up.

Kai’s smile didn’t fade as he looked at his fellow ninja. “I love you guys so much.”

“We love you too, Kai,” Zane chuckled, patting Kai’s back and taking his other arm over his shoulder to help Cole bring Kai to the bedroom.

“No, I really love you guys. You’re the best… I love you guys thiiiis much,” Kai started to use his hands to demonstrate and nearly fell over before Zane and Cole caught him again.

Jay laughed. “He’s cheesing so hard! Which one of you do you love the most?”

Kai blinked. “Thiiiiiiiis much.”

“Jay, stop it,” Cole said, catching Kai as he tried to use his hands again. Jay only laughed in response as he followed them to the bedroom. Kai was tucked in, almost immediately falling asleep.

The next morning, Kai was the last one up. The Venomari venom had finally worn off, and now he had a raging headache. With a grumble, he got up and walked to the dock of the Bounty, where Cole, Zane, and Jay were already training.

“There he is! Morning, sleepyhead,” Cole called, pausing his training to wave. Kai pinched his brow and huffed.

“My head hurts… My stomach is really sore too, like I did a really intense core workout. What happened last night? I remember dinner…” Kai complained as he walked up to them. They all grinned, making Kai confused. “Guys?”

“The headache is likely a result of the venom, which thankfully wore off. As for last night…” Zane trailed off into a chuckle. Kai furrowed his brows.

“I bet his stomach hurts from laughing so much,” Jay cooed, poking Kai’s belly as he flinched backward.

“Knock it off, Jay,” Kai grumbled.

Jay snickered. “That’s not the attitude you had last night!”

Cole, Zane, and Jay chuckled. Kai raised an eyebrow. “Okay, seriously, what happened?”

Cole leaned his elbow on Kai’s shoulder. “Well, you were quite sensitive from the venom, which made you extra ticklish.”

Kai’s eyes widened. “Oh no… You guys, listen–”

“And extra talkative!” Jay piped in, grinning widely.

Kai looked confused, so Zane decided to add on. “You asked us to keep tickling you. Both verbally and…” Zane tried to fix the smile on his face, but it only got bigger. “By grabbing our hands and trying to make us tickle you.”

Kai’s face went pink and he sputtered. “That was probably the venom! I don’t even remember that, it was probably just making me talk crazy!”

“It’s okay if you like being tickled, Kai!” Jay chirped, making Kai bury his face in his hands and whine.

“I don’t– It was the– Ugh…” Kai mumbled, trying to deny it before giving up.

“Why didn’t you want to tell us?” Cole asked with a hum.

Kai shifted. “It’s embarrassing…”

They all looked at Kai with confused faces. Zane crossed his arms. “I don’t see why it’s embarrassing. If anything, it’s better if you like it.”

“Yeah, it makes it more fun for us. And for you, obviously,” Cole added with a smile.

Kai pulled his hands away from his face, his cheeks still a bright shade of red. “You guys really don’t think it’s embarrassing?”

They all shook their heads. Kai smiled sheepishly and gestured to the training equipment. “Okay, then. Should we get to training?”

“I guess so. But first…”

Cole pinched Kai’s hip, making him jump and squeak. His eyes widened and he shook his head, already giggling as he waved his hands in front of him. “Nonono–!” He could hardly do anything before the ninja pounced on him, bringing back out the shrieking laughter from the night before.

[sideshow-cellophane-blog]

Operation: Survive

The one where Loid realizes he married a tickle monster

Never before have I felt this loss of control. This helpless sense of urgency that comes with the most evil of torture methods. I hope Franky is having more fun with Anya than I am here.

Loid was thankful that the drunken siblings were capable of some mercy, shown by how they slowed down to let him breathe. Or, how Yor stopped wiggling her fingers from their vantage point above his trapped arms, and Yuri paused only to take another drink from his glass. He did not get off of Loid's waist, and Yor did not get off of his arms. All that it had taken was poking and verbal teases from either side to get the spy down to the floor, where all hell had broken loose as two drunk tickle monsters found a new victim. Loid had forgotten what it felt like to laugh as hard as he just had, and his heart sunk when Yuri set his glass down to continue before he could catch his breath.

"P-plehease...You two, this is horrible!" His pout was not exaggerated, and the look of fear was in Loid's eyes, certainly not Twilight's, as Yuri wiggled his fingers above the other's stomach. It twitched as he sucked it in. "I don't deserve thihis!"

"Liar! You lied about being ticklish, and you know what I think about liars!" Stubborn as ever. "Now we're gonna prove it! We're gonna hear you really laugh! Not fake laugh!"

"You've already tickled me! You've been tickling meHEEE!"

Yuri had only poked him, but his body had jumped and curled in a ticklish way.

Loid shot his wife a pleading look. She seemed unphased and distant, and wordlessly dug her fingers back into his armpits. She lightly scratched over the thin cloth of his shirt and that alone was some of the most terrible tickling he had ever experienced in his life. He made a mental note to never let his enemies get this same chance his wife and brother-in-law had. His back jolted with each loud cackle as the sensations shot through his body, getting worked up and sensitive the longer it was teased. She would flick his red ears or neck occasionally and earn a genuine squeak each and every time.

"GaHAAA! GUYS, ah, ahHEE-AHH! KTH, nohohAHAHAHA! FUCK, FUCK, NOHOHOHO! I'M, AHA, HEEEEE!" He stomped his feet hard as Yuri yanked his shirt up to get at his belly button, a surprising spot that made Loid explode into loud, solid cackling and guffaws. Smirking at this reaction, the other leaned down to blow a raspberry on the spot and was met with uncharacteristically giddy, squealing giggles. Suddenly, the spy was a child again. Not in the bad ways - not the wars - but something about safety that he was too ticklish to think about at the moment.

Yor's fingers were on either side of his neck now, giving soft tickles that had him further devolving into utter, giddy panic. He never thought panicking could be done while laughing his brains out, and it was a mixture of fun and torture that left the spy confused.

Yuri's face lit up. His hands kept toying and poking at Loid's bare tummy and sides and hips, giggling and announcing the spots that proved Loid was ticklish. "See that navel? A lot of nerve endings are in this liar's tummy button! And just below it! See Loidy, we proved that you're really ticklish! Mmm, you need to be careful moving around that kitchen with sides this ticklish! Can you say how much this tickles, on a scale of liar to ticklish liar who regrets lying about being ticklish?"

Loid was breathless and begging through the sheer panic at the realization that Yuri wouldn't stop and Yor was in a similar state. "Pleheheeease! Oh, OH, GAHAHAHAHAD!"

All ten fingers, scratching and wiggling into that little soft spot just below his belly button. The bastard-in-law was having a good time. "Is this a tickly-wickly spot? Right here? Is this a spot that makes wittle Loidy-liars tell the truth? Is it?" He teased, and Loid's eyes widened. Would either of them speak this way sober?! This was humiliating and the sheer forced hilarity was what made him laugh harder, not the fact that the teasing had him flustered beyond measure and made the silly torture even worse.

"OHOHOHO! NahhhhhhaaaaaAAAH!" He wheezed. His face and ears were a bright shade of red and on fire.

Yor's fingers never let up despite her silence, a side effect of the alcohol. Something to do with being practiced as an older sister perhaps, but she knew what tickling where caused the best reactions for Loid. Digging into his armpits, drawing random shapes or writing words in them, scratching under his chin softly, tapping down to his ribs where Loid would squirm. Yuri's fingers joined hers on the lower ribs, which seemed to be worse than his sides from how much he wriggled. She felt her face flushing at the realization her husband, who was always so stressed and tired from working and raising Anya (who was having dinner with her other uncle) was really giving in to the tickle monsters. His smile was the biggest she had ever seen, he had never cried this hard from laughing (although they had certainly gone overboard), and he had not really fought that hard to stop either one of them from doing this. She noticed how he looked though. The way his hair was messier than usual, his cheeks were more rosy with a grin that big, and now that his stamina was almost out, it was softening into something more helpless and tired. Something about him was simply so...endearing.

"My husband is such a cutie," She sighed happily. She opted to give him another break, watching Yuri slow down now that Loid really was getting out of control and spasming with his reactions. "Yuri, I think it is bedtime..."

"S' tickle time," Yuri frowned.

"Enough tickles," She fell to the side and released Loid's arms from under her knees. He shot them down to massage his tingling skin.

Yuri was deciding whether to actually stop the torture or keep going now that Yor was going to sleep, but his thinking was interrupted by the front door swinging open. Franky and Anya walked in, the former with a grocery bag that had several stuffed animals for the girl.

Stop being the fun uncle and spoiling my daughter! You could have saved me if you hadn't gone out!

Loid's eyes widened as he realized what sort of a disheveled state he must be in, and was exhausted to boot. "Uh..."

Yuri, on the other hand, had an evil idea. "Your papa lied about how ticklish he is! Yor and I were testing him!"

Franky snorted, and Loid felt like murdering him when he saw Anya sharing that exact same smirk. "You find that spot on his ribs?"

"TRAITOR!" Loid exclaimed.

"Sleepy time," Yor said again, and raised her arm to wave at the informant and daughter. "Papa doesn't need anymore tickles tonight! We'll play again some time soon," She grabbed Yuri and pulled him off so Anya could sit on her Papa's lap instead.

Loid pulled himself up as she tried to wiggle her little fingers over his chest. He allowed himself to giggle because really, Yuri and Yor were tickle monsters and had done a number on him, but grabbed Anya's small hands in his own and kissed one like she was a princess. "D-don't tickle Papa, tell me what Franky did to you."

"Uncle Scruffy and I got pizza!" Her eyes lit up, and Loid let himself relax again as he listened to what they did that evening. The siblings were falling asleep, Franky was for once being helpful by putting away empty dinner plates and wine glasses, and Anya still needed to get ready for bedtime.

He was thankful being a spy gave him so much stamina, otherwise he would have definitely drifted off from the tickle torture too.

[lou-the-switch]

GAHAAA I FOUND YOU.

HELLOOOO

[noirlovebot]

Uhhh here’s some cookies n Dave and Karkat. They’re my favorites so far ngl-karkat is so FUCKIGN fun to draw for no reason, maybe it’s bc hes really expressive.

Affogato and Caramel arrow are enemies to lovers goals. Errrrm

If you’re wondering what’s scribbled out beside small karkat, it’s the F slur-I’m not sure if my post will get taken down otherwise 😭 and for reference, yes. I am gay. I am a man dating a man. I love men. Ty for coming to my Teddy talky

[derekgoffard]

I'm just imagining you sitting at your desk like "finally, it's time to study... :)" and then right when you pull up your notes, the tpof crew start crashing in through your windows and start stomping everywhere, and derek specifically starts marching in place right on top of your desk on your notes like "try studying now (+‿+)"

Anyways sorry, my brain thought of this when I was reading the tags from your dream post and I had to share it with someone

GVVHVHHVGHHH AWWWAAWWWWWWWWWWAWAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HVHVVY READING THIS MADE ME FEEL SO HAPPY??! AGAHA!! 🥺🥺 VHHV THANK YOU FOR SUCH A FUN ASK LIKE THIS HEHEE!!!

BUT LIKE. THIS IS REALLY HOW IT IS LOL THIS HAPPENS TO ME IRL EVERY DAY 😭😭 LMAOO

GAHA Thank you sm for sending me this tho!!?? Haha I'm in such a tpof brain rot mode so litearly everytime my brain wanders it's on Derek LOLL😭😭 It really really be like that...they break in the metaphoric windows of my brain every damm day it is not RIGHT 😭

[claymour]

I ASSOCIATE YOU WITH THOSE SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS FROM THE 80S. The ones that have little cartoon food with faces on them!!!!!! And you remind me of days where the sun is shining super bright and there are no clouds, but there’s a slight breeze so it’s a comfy/pleasant temperature….. AND…… those little party poppers with the confetti in them! AND SILLY STRING LOL :] I also associate like a yellowish/orange color with you hehehehe and/or a light blue!!

BL66VHHGHUAAAAAAAAAA GRAGHHHHHHH THIS IS SO DETAILED AND NICE AND FUN OH MY GODDDD VYVYV!!! THANK YOU SM BRO WHATTT!!!!

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ARE SO WONDERFUL??? I LOVE LOVE LOVE FUN STATIONARY STUFF LIKE SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKERS OMG..AND THATS LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER TOO!!! HAHEHE I LOVE BRIGHT SUNNY DAYS!!! GRAHHH😭😭😭 ALSO!!!!!!! THAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR LIKE EVER??? I LOVE YELLOWS AND ESPECIALLY ORANGE-YELLOWWWW!!VYY THESE ARE SUCH NICE THINGS TO BE ASSOCIATED WITHHHH!! GRAHHHH THANK YOU SM!!!!

[sugars-fluffy-escapes]

lee!reader "I'm not ticklish!"

"I'm not ticklish!"

"According to my tingle, you're lyin' to me, bugs."

The smirk on Peter's face was growing as he stepped forward. Y/N slowly scooted back each time he did, and though it was painfully obvious they were lying, they still had every intention to be stubborn about it.

"Your tingle i-isn't a lie detector- GAHAAA!" Peter had suddenly made several strides forward and stopped his hands right at their sides.

"No, but these are, giggle-bug~" Upon seeing Peter teasingly wiggle his fingers, Y/N was unable to keep themself from giggling nervously.

"Peheheter... Peheter- EHEEEEEP! WAITWAITWAITWAHAHAHAAAAAAIT!"

Peter chuckled as his friend sunk to the floor with laughter, and quickly followed them, intent on drawing out all the adorable laughter he could.

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Morning lee mood LET'S GOOO 😆🥴🖤 Thank you for the prompt!! 💜

[clementineandmine]

GILGAMESH HIS NAME WAS GILGAMESH I SPENT 20 MINUTES GOING "WHAT'S THE NAME OF ENKIDU'S HUSBAND" GAHAAA ITS FUCKING GILGAMESHgil

[otomeheroines]

More, Blood Ayato Vampire Ending

[Pour obtenir la Fin Vampire, votre barre M (masochiste) doit être en haut de 45]

- Chambre d’Ayato -

Yui: ――Ayato.

Ayato: … … … …

Yui: Ayato, réveille-toi. Si tu ne te changes pas, tu seras en retard.

Ayato: Nn… … Mnn… …

Yui: (… …Il ne se réveille pas. Qu’est-ce que je devrais faire? À ce rythme-là, nous serons vraiment en retard)

(Bien que… …Ayato dort beaucoup plus que d'habitude)

(Et à chaque fois qu’on le réveille, il se rendort immédiatement)

Ayato, lève-toi. Si tu ne te réveilles pas bientôt, je serai en retard pour l’école aussi.

Ayato: Mnn… … Encore une heure… …

Yui: Nous serons définitivement en retard alors… … … …et c’est mauvais.

(Mes jambes sont à leur limite. Elles deviennent toutes engourdies… …)

*Reiji entre*

Reiji: Que faites-vous tous les deux?

Vous ne vous êtes même pas encore changés?

Yui: Reiji.

Reiji: La limousine arrivera dans 10 minutes. Allez vous changer rapidement. Et Ayato! As-tu l’intention de dormir pour toujours?

Ayato: La… … ferme… …

Reiji: … …Yui Komori. Bloque immédiatement sa bouche et son nez.

Yui: Heiiin!? J-Je ne peux pas faire ça! Il ne pourra pas respirer!

Reiji: C’est exactement le but. Maintenant, empêche-le de respirer tout de suite.

Yui: (Reiji est sérieux… …!)

Laito: Eh bien, si Bitch-chan ne veut pas le faire, je peux m’en occuper.

Yui: Laito!

Kanato: Ça a l’air amusant. Je voudrais y participer aussi.

Yui: (Et Kanato!?)

Ayato: Nn… …*respirations étouffées*… …Kgh… …!?

Gahaaa!?

Kanato: Ah, il s'est réveillé.

Ayato: Haaa, Haaa… …! Je pensais que je m’étouffais… …Laito, Kanato. C'est quoi ce bordel!!

Laito: Dis-toi que c’est ta punition pour être le seul à pouvoir reposer sa tête sur les genoux de Bitch-chan. Fufufu.

Reiji: Maintenant que tu es réveillé, va te changer rapidement. C'est l'heure d'aller à l'école. Allez, toi aussi.

Yui: Ah, d'accord.

*Kanato, Laito et Reiji partent*

Yui: … …Tout va bien? Ayato.

Ayato: Comme si j’allais bien! À quoi ces connards pensaient… …!

… …Ah? Est-ce que j'ai dormi tout ce temps?

Yui: Oui. Tu dormais depuis que je suis arrivée ici.

Ayato: Sérieusement… …je m'en souviens pas du tout.

Yui: Tu as beaucoup dormi ces derniers temps. Es-tu en manque de sommeil?

Ayato: Non… …Mais, c'est vraiment bizarre.

Quand je m’endors, c’est comme si ma conscience s’éloignait… …comme si on m’appelait quelque part… …eeeet… …

Yui: … … … …Ayato?

Ayato: … …Que? … …Ah merde, pas encore.

Yui: (Il n’y a pas de doute que tout ça est inhabituel… …Mais ça ne peut pas être une maladie puisque les vampires ne peuvent pas tomber malades, non?)

Ayato: Nn, Aahh. Tu devrais te changer aussi.

Yui: … … … …

Ayato: Quoi? Pourquoi tu me regardes? Est-ce que tu m'admires ou quelque chose?

Yui: J’étais juste en train de penser que… …tu n’as pas vraiment demandé de mon sang récemment.

Ayato: Ah? Vraiment?

Yui: (C’est bizarre qu’il dorme autant… …je suis un peu inquiète)

(Et il s’est presque endormi de nouveau juste devant moi. C’est comme si c’était plus fort que lui)

Ayato: Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, Chichinashi? Tu veux que je bois ton sang?

Yui: C-Ce n’est pas ça, mais… …

Ayato: C’est pas comme si je ne voulais pas te sucer. C’est juste que je n’ai pas aussi soif qu’avant.

Eh bien, les choses étaient évidemment étranges avant. En fait, je pensais sérieusement que j’allais mourir si je ne buvais pas ton sang.

Yui: C’est différent, maintenant?

Ayato: Je crois que oui. J’ai pas vraiment envie de sucer. Je suis en quelque sorte satisfait… …mais.

Si tu veux vraiment que je te suce, je le ferai quand tu voudras. je peux même le faire mainte――

*Klaxon*

Ayato: … …Reiji, ce connard.

Yui: Il s’énervera si nous ne nous dépêchons pas.

Ayato: Tss… …T’as raison. On continuera où on s’est arrêté quand on reviendra. Yui, tu ferais mieux d’aller te changer aussi.

Yui: Ah, d'accord.

- Couloir -

Yui: (Ayato… …s’est comporté de façon étrange)

(Même s'il s’amuse à me taquiner comme d'habitude, même s'il ne boit pas mon sang, tant que nous sommes ensemble)

(Je suis heureuse… …mais son envie de dormir me préoccupe toujours)

(… …J'espère qu’il n’y a rien de grave)

- Monologue -

――Depuis ce jour-là, Ayato

A dormi de plus en plus

Et les heures se sont progressivement accumulées.

Puis, il pouvait rester réveillé seulement

Pendant environ une heure par jour, incapable de se lever.

Que ce soit le jour ou la nuit,

Il ne se réveillait jamais.

Il n’y a rien qui cloche avec lui.

Il a juste sommeil.

- Fin Monologue, Chambre de Yui -

Ayato: … …Chichinashi… …?

Yui: Oui? Je suis là.

Ayato: Viens… …par ici… …Viens dans mes bras… …

Yui: … …D'accord.

… …Comme ça?

Ayato: Ahh… …

Reste comme ça… …

Reste toujours à mes côtés. Compris… …Reste jusqu'à ce que je me lève… …

Yui: … …Ne t’inquiète pas, je resterai toujours à tes côtés.

Aussi long que ça prendra… …j’attendrai.

Ayato: … …Nn… …

… … … …

Yui: … …Fais de beaux rêves, Ayato.

- Fond Noir -

Laito: … …Ce n’est pas possible. Même si je le pince très fort, il ne se lève pas.

Yui: Reiji… …Il ne s’agit pas de poison, n’est-ce pas?

Reiji: … …Je ne crois pas que ce soit le cas. Il n’y a rien d’anormal dans son corps ni dans son système respiratoire… …Peut-être qu’il s’agit d’un état proche de l’hibernation?

Kanato: Est-ce qu'il est un ours ou quoi… …

Shu: C'est un vampire. C’est pas comme s’il allait mourir si on fait rien… …Ah, ça fait combien de jours?

Yui: Aujourd'hui, ça fera une semaine et il ne s’est pas réveillé une seule fois.

Subaru: … …Hein? Donc, tu le surveillais toute la semaine sans dormir?

Yui: Oh non. Reiji le surveille à ma place pour que je puisse dormir.

Reiji: Elle dort seulement environ deux ou trois heures par jour. Même si j'insiste pour qu'elle dorme plus longtemps, elle refuse et se force pour rester réveillée.

Yui: … …C’est parce que je lui ai promis de rester à ses côtés jusqu’à ce qu’il se réveille.

Shu: *soupir*… …

Dans ce cas, on va te laisser t’en occuper de lui, d'accord?

Yui: Oui.

Shu: Je compte sur toi alors. Essaie de ne pas en faire trop.

Reiji: … …C’est rare pour quelqu’un qui manque de motivation.

Shu: Je ne fais que répéter ce que notre père a dit. Donc ce sont évidemment pas mes mots… …Peu importe… …

Laito: Ah, d'accord, d'accord. Laisser tomber le nom de l'arme ultime(?).

Kanato: D’ailleurs, ton état actuel rend ton sang peu appétissant, tu sais.

Subaru: Hé, dors un peu. Tu tiendras pas ta promesse si tu t’endors parce que t’es fatiguée. J’aimerais pas être à ta place.

Yui: Très bien. Merci tout le monde.

- TIMESKIP -

*Laito cogne à la porte*

Laito: Bitch-chan~

Yui: Ah… …Laito. Bon retour.

Laito: Je suis de retour~. Ayato n’a pas changé aujourd'hui?

Yui: En effet… …

Laito: Ahh ahh,  tu as raison. Encore en train de dormir tranquillement comme d'habitude. Ça me permet d’entrer dans ta chambre sans qu’il le remarque~.

Yui: Hein… …? Tu plaisantes j’espère?

Laito: Je suis toujours sérieux, n’est-ce pas?

Mais combien de temps s’est écoulé depuis qu’il s’est dormi comme ça? Ça n’a pas fait environ six mois maintenant?

Et pendant tout ce temps-là, personne n’a bu ton sang, non?

À ce point-là, tu n’as pas désespérément envie de te faire mordre?

Yui: … …Je suppose que j’en ai envie.

Mais ce n’est pas des crocs qui me manquent… …c’est Ayato que je veux.

Voilà pourquoi je veux que ce soit seulement Ayato qui boit mon sang avec ses crocs, sinon il n’y aurait aucune raison.

Laito: Fufu, quel dommage. Tu m’as rejeté.

Yui: Tu ne t’attendais probablement pas à ça.

Laito: Haha, tu es devenu futée Bitch-chan.

Fufu… …Et forte aussi. Tu es beaucoup plus forte si on compare à ton arrivée ici.

Yui: Tu crois?

Laito: Il faudrait bien qu’Ayato se lève bientôt. Il a un prince charmant si adorable qui l'attend.

Yui: Un prince?

Laito: Nfu. Si la Belle au bois dormant est Ayato, ça ne fait pas de toi le prince? Rien qu’à y penser, ça me fait rire de penser à Ayato comme une princesse.

Yui: Haha, oui.

Laito: Ne t’inquiète pas, Bitch-chan. Ayato se réveillera un jour.

Yui: Tu as raison… …Merci, Laito.

Laito: Si tu te sens seule, n'hésite pas à m'appeler quand tu veux. Je suis quelqu’un de très bonne compagnie pour la nuit~. À plus.

Yui: (… …C’est vrai. Une demi-année a déjà passé)

(Ayato… …ne s'est jamais réveillé. C’est possible qu’il continue à dormir comme ça pour toujours)

(… …Mais je vais encore l’attendre)

(Alors, dépêche-toi et réveille-toi… …s'il-te-plaît, Ayato… …)

- Monologue -

――Cependant, le jour suivant est passé.

Et le lendemain du lendemain.

Même un mois a passé, même un an.

Il n’a pas ouvert ses yeux.

Même si nous étions dans la même pièce,

Même si je pouvais tendre la main pour le toucher,

Je me suis toujours sentie seule.

Les saisons changeaient et

Il était encore endormi――

Avant de m'en rendre compte, plusieurs années s'étaient écoulées.

- Fin Monologue, Chambre de Yui -

Yui: … … … …

… …Ah… …Désolé, je me suis rendormie à nouveau… …

Désolé, Ayato.

(Ses cheveux et même ses ongles ont à peine changé. Serait-ce parce qu’il est un vampire? Je suppose)

(Tant de temps a passé… …Combien de temps reste-t-il?)

(Je suis la seule… …qui ait changé. Sans que lui le sache)

(… …La Belle au bois dormant a dormi pendant 100 ans)

(Si je devais attendre aussi longtemps… …je serais certainement morte, Ayato)

… … … …

… …Nh … …

- Monologue -

Depuis ce jour, mes larmes se sont accumulées,

Et puis elles ont toutes commencé à couler en même temps.

Aucun mot ne pouvait sortir.

Ce serait sûrement d’autant plus insupportable si j’exprimais ces mots.

Alors, je les ai seulement renfermés dans mon cœur.

Je veux entendre sa voix. Je veux lui parler.

Et le voir et l'entendre appeler mon nom,

Je veux qu'il me serre très fort la main,

Au point où ça fait mal.

La Belle au Bois Dormant s'est réveillée avec un baiser du Prince.

Je ne crois pas vraiment aux contes de fées.

Mais, je mourrai probablement pendant qu'il dort encore.

Alors, je me suis penchée et j’ai posé mes lèvres sur les siennes.

Au plus profond de son sommeil,

J'espérais que mon souhait l'atteindrait.

- Fin Monologue, Fond Noir -

Yui: (Ayato… …)

(… …Il me manque… …)

Ayato: ――Tu m’attaques pendant que je dors, c’est très osé de ta part… …Chichinashi.

- Chambre de Yui -

Ayato: *Bâillement*… …Ahh, j'ai bien dormi.

Yui: … … … …

Ayato: Hm? Pourquoi tu pleures?

Yui: Ayato… …?

Ayato: C’est quoi cette expression stupide?

Ça fait longtemps, allez, montre-moi une meilleure mine que ça… …

Yui: D'accord… …

Ayato: … … … …*Baiser*

… …Héhé, il y a quelque chose de bizarre ici. T’a toujours été si jolie?

Yui: Ah… …Ayato… …!

Ayato: Idiote, pleure pas.

Maintenant, viens ici. Je parie que tu m’as attendu pour me toucher… …Viens me serrer dans tes bras.

Yui: (… …Ayato. Il est vraiment réveillé… …)

Ayato: Hé, Chichinashi. Épouse-moi.

Yui: … …Hein?

Ayato: Je sais que c’est soudain. Mais, je pense que j’avais besoin de le dire.

C’était comme si tu m'avais quitté et je ne veux plus jamais ressentir ça. Pas encore une autre fois.

… …Je te cherchais sans fin.

Yui: Tu me cherchais… …?

Ayato: Quand que je dormais, je t'ai cherchée. Je t’ai cherchée dans mes rêves.

Peu importe où je te cherchais, tu étais introuvable. C’était un voyage long et douloureux.

J’ai continué encore à te chercher, jusqu'à ce que je revienne enfin ici, où tu es.

Et maintenant que je t’ai enfin trouvée, pas question que je te laisse pas partir.

Alors, Yui, marions-nous ici, maintenant. Promets-moi que tu ne disparaîtras plus jamais.

Yui: … … … …

Ayato: As-tu l’intention de refuser? Laisse-moi dire ceci.

Je te veux. Seulement toi.

Est-ce que tu comprends… …ce que ça veut dire, Yui?

Yui: Ayato… …

Ayato: Sèche-moi ces larmes et réponds… …Allons.

Yui: Oui… …moi aussi. Je ne veux pas me séparer de toi non plus.

Ayato: Idiote, comme si je te laisserai partir.

Tu es à moi. À partir de maintenant, reste toujours à mes côtés. Pour toujours… …sois seulement avec moi.

- Salon -

Laito: Hmmm… …

Ehh~?

Hé, où sont Bitch-chan et Ayato?

Kanato: Yui est toujours en train de se changer. Je ne sais pas où est Ayato.

Laito: Hein? Où Ayato aurait-il pu aller lors d’un jour aussi important?

… …Nfu, mais c’est bon pour moi. Peut-être que je pourrais me faufiler pour boire un peu de sang de Bitch-chan avant qu’il ne soit trop tard.

Kanato: Ayato te tuerait si tu faisais cela. Je ne l’empêcherai pas de te mettre en pièces.

Laito: C’est sa dernière nuit en tant que célibataire, non? Demain, elle appartiendra officiellement à lui… …*soupir*, je ne peux pas résister.

Reiji: Arrête ça, c'est honteux.

Bon sang, tu es vraiment pervers. Es-tu incapable de te retenir un jour comme celui-ci? Ce soir est une soirée sérieu――

Yui: Kyaaaaaa!?

Ayato!! Je t'ai dit de ne pas venir!! Att… …Ne commence pas à arracher mes vêtements!!

Kanato: … …Est-ce là où se trouve Ayato?

Laito: C’est lui qui a le plus besoin de se retenir, mais il n’en fait qu’à sa tête.

Reiji: … …Allez tous vous changer rapidement. Père vient aussi ce soir. Ne le faisons pas attendre.

Shu: *Bâille*… …Fatigué… …

- Balcon -

Ayato: Tch… …Merde, Yui. Elle m'a fait sortir de sa chambre.

Héhé, il y a d'autres moyens. Je peux entrer par la fenêtre――… …Ah?

Le vieux… …

Karlheinz: … …Toi. Combien de temps comptes-tu flâner?

Ayato: Tais-toi… …Il me reste encore du temps avant que ça commence.

Tss, c’est pénible… …Dégage.

*Ayato commence à s’éloigner*

Karlheinz: Attends, Ayato.

Ayato: … …Quoi?

Karlheinz: Aimes-tu cette fille?

Ayato: Hein? Évidemment. Sinon, pourquoi je l'épouserais?

… …Non, j'ai pas besoin de justifier, tu comprendrais même pas.

Le vieux, tu m'as dit ça une fois. Nous sommes tous tordus.

Oui, je suis compliqué. Mais maintenant, je comprends.

Cette femme pathétique était tordue dans sa tête, mais ça vaut aussi pour toi.

En fait, tu me fais vraiment pitié, car tu réalises même pas la joie d’avoir quelqu’un qui t’aime jusqu’à la mort.

Karlheinz: … … … …

Ayato: À plus.

Karlheinz: ――Ayato.

Ayato: Quoi encore! Elle m’attend!

Karlheinz: Ne l’abandonne pas. Si tu l'aimes, tu dois l’aimer pour la vie.

Ayato: Hah? Qu’est-ce que tu veux dire par là? Je ne la laisserai pas partir, même si quelqu'un me le demandait.

*Ayato s'en va*

Karl Heinz: … … … …

- Monologue -

Ève et Adam,

Nous sommes des vampires.

Cependant, Ève a été séduite par le serpent,

Et a croqué dans le fruit défendu.

Dieu s'est fâché, alors il a puni Ève.

Il ôta ses pouvoirs de vampire,

Et sa punition était de vivre comme être humain ordinaire.

Cependant, Adam aimait toujours

L’humaine Ève――

Et est allé croquer le fruit défendu pour la rejoindre.

Malheureusement, le Dieu cruel n'a pas imposé cette punition à Adam.

Il n’a pas été transformé en humain comme Ève.

Le vampire Adam et

L’humaine Ève

Tous les deux s'aimaient encore,

Et ont quitté le jardin ainsi que les côtés de Dieu.

Il a été dit qu'ils vivaient ensemble pour la vie.

… …Une fois, il y avait un certain amour

Entre un vampire et une humaine.

Mais, cet amour est loin dans le passé, maintenant.

C’est pour ça―― que j’ai attendu tout ce temps.

Tout ce temps pour ce jour-là… …

- Flashback, Église -

Évêque: ――Bienvenue, je suis content que vous soyez venu. Karlheinz-sama. Quel puis-je faire pour vous aujourd'hui?

Karlheinz: C’est au sujet de ce chasseur de vampire. J'aimerais que vous me présentiez sa fille.

Évêque: Est-ce pour… …un sacrifice?

Karlheinz: … …Vous n’avez pas tort, mais je ne suis pas après sa vie. Ce serait troublant si cette fille est morte.

Tout cela est pour réincarner Adam et Ève. Et tout ça pour que ce monde se souvienne ce qu'est le véritable amour.

- Fin Flashback, Balcon -

Karlheinz: … …La fusion de la fille du Seigneur Démon et d’une fille humaine s’est avérée fructueuse, Yui Komori. Avec un vampire Adam.

En étant liés ensemble, une nouvelle race naîtra dans ce monde en un rien de temps.

Et toutes ces lignées de sang et ces vies, l’impureté leur sera inconnue. Pour ainsi dire, la race ultime.

Et si c’est eux… …ils auront le pouvoir de vaincre Dieu.

… …Je continuerai à attendre. Jusqu'au moment où les vampires et les humains pourront coexister dans ce monde, rempli de véritable amour.

J'ai déjà regardé la fin de ce monde. Il est devenu corrompu et pourri. Je serai là pour regarder quand il renaîtra.

… …Bien, je devrais y aller maintenant. Aux côtés du Adam et de la Ève originaux――

- Apparition de l’image -

Yui: Arrête… …Si tu continues à faire n’importe quoi, ma robe magnifique sera abîmée.

Ayato: J'allais seulement te soulever un peu. Arrête de te plaindre.

Yui: Tu ne t'es pas retenu un peu quand tu m'as serrée dans tes bras par derrière… …

Ayato: Très bien, c’est parce que t’es super belle dans cette robe. J'ai été séduit.

Yui: … …Même si tu essaies de justifier, ça ne règle pas le problème.

Ayato: Pourtant, tu es toujours heureuse. Alors sois juste honnête avec toi-même.

Yui: … …Eh bien, tu sembles l’être aussi aujourd'hui, Ayato.

Ayato: Bien sûr. Tu es devenue mienne. Par contre, c’est pas tout à fait pour cette raison-là que je suis heureux.

Yui. Maintenant, tu m'appartiens vraiment.

Pas seulement ton corps. Chaque partie de toi, même ton coeur… …est à moi.

Yui: J'étais déjà à toi avant, n'est-ce pas?

Ayato: Ouais, je sais. Je fais juste vérifier.

… …Yui. Même lorsque tu vivras tes derniers moments, je serai toujours à tes côtés.

Je te serrerai fort dans mes bras… …et t'embrasserai jusqu'au dernier moment où ton cœur s'arrêtera.

Et quand tu mourras enfin… …je pleurerai à ce moment-là.

Yui: « Pleurerai »? … …Tu pleurerais?

Ayato: Ouais. Tu devrais être contente.

Yui: Je suis contente, mais… …je ne veux pas qu’on parler de ma mort le jour de notre mariage… …ça va me rendre triste.

Ayato: Héhé… …D’accord. Bon, laisse-moi dire quelque chose de mieux alors.

Je t'aime, Yui. Je serai à tes côtés pour toujours jusqu'à ce que la mort nous sépare.

- Fin -