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bob-artist · 1 month
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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nando161mando · 5 months
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apostate-in-an-alcove · 3 months
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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memingursa · 1 month
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Lol
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight
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substitious-bastard · 5 months
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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well
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2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 
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daincrediblegg · 5 months
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
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You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
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THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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ralfmaximus · 23 days
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yusuke-of-valla · 8 months
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GAMES MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS
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coobk-blog · 2 months
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i updated it due to current happenings
edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!
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spacenintendogs · 27 days
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me booping my moots on tumblr circa march/april 2024
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a-study-in-bullshit · 2 months
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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
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nando161mando · 8 months
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If you want to know why people have lost faith in capitalism, this might help
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andhumanslovedstories · 4 months
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call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
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