#GDILF
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Imagining trying to comfort Walt after Evie stakes him, by telling him he looks like a DILF. Then having to explain what the acronym stands for.
#Walter De Ville#Walt De Ville#The Invitation#The Invitation 2022#imagine#minors do not interact#vampire#Thomas Doherty#Dracula#horror#GDILF#fire#reader insert#villain#The Invitation movie#The Invitation film#Dracula imagine#The Invitation imagine#Walter De Ville imagine#Walt De Ville imagine#Thomas Doherty imagine#horror imagine#villain imagine#Dracula film#Dracula movie#Dracula franchise#minors don’t interact#minors DNI#MDNI
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@amphibiaheritageposts

#WHEEEEZE#amazing#I love this#fav#hop pop#GDILF#HELP#I’m gonna start crying actually#Hopediah Plantar
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No regrets in saying the only thing that’s upsetting to me about the confirmation of Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster is that that bastard lied and he CAN get it on with women younger than him and this is how I found out?
My brother in Christ, I was right H E R E.
#hugh jackman#sutton foster#honestly he’s just a dude guy and I don’t know the honest timeline and I don’t care#I just fucking love dilfs#and gdilfs but he ain’t there yet#and also my love hate relationship with Sutton foster continues#I’m the chillest pussy you can get man
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If I see any bitches who called Jindosh ugly, who said they’d pass on him reblogging Emmrich gifsets with heart emojis I’m gonna lose it
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someone should've warned me the of the amount of old man yaoi there is in Kaos
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i hate myself for lowkey having the hots for gaban and sommers.
#i mean im crushing hard on rayleigh for a while now.#but when exactly did my dilf loving evolve into gdilf loving i wonder
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still cannot believe my current status is
fatherhood
#last night's activities. as best as what i can sum up: lore was added to my theoretical fucked up family#im apparently the father of 3+ sons. I used to have just 2. Jeffrey & Not Jeffrey. Joey “baby” is now my 3rd child (i dont want him)#I apprently am the cause of their mom's death. Btw they had 3 moms. a “triple lesbian affair”.#the 3 moms: the scientist who conducted the experiment#the machine that housed my 2 original sons and the dead mom they spliced the majority of the DNA with. and im the father. im the father????#this lead into them making a 12 days of christmas carol with me as GDILF MY GOD. AM I GONNA POST THAT?? IM NOT SURE#THEN IT LEAD TO ALL OF US ROTTING TIL 4AM CRYING AT 2 LINES FROM A CHARACTER SAYS IN A WEIRD WAY IN PUYO#ITS COMING#DONT YOU FEEL THAT#I CAN SEE IT#THIS KILLED A RED PANDA. YOU WONT FIND HER BODY.
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geralt telling the crookback witches after he finds out what they did to ciri that he'll find her himself and that he'll come back with her to kill them together. ok FINE i get it now. i do.
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I MUST BE LOOSING MY MIND CHRIST 😭 catching my ass out here flirting with someone who is 58-
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what did they gain from making him this hot on this card exactly. oh my god i just saw it's 69/70 too
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god i love old men
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You’re a whore but you’re OUR whore ❤️
That’s so fucking sweet.
#((melting the gdilf manwhore’s heart))#metalocalypse#mtl#magnus hammersmith#rp#metalocalypse rp#mtl rp#magnus hammersmith rp#🔪💀🎸
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gay furries finding oddthesungod's angsty chetney piece and thirstposting on it devoid of context thinking it's their oc is the funniest shit to me. happy pride
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Amazing job of bringing this massively huge muscledad to life. I'd love to be that hulking, musclepacked senior musclefreak being admired and worshiped by smaller men.
First time dating with my muscular daddy in cafe, we laugh, we hug, and we have a wonderful night together.
#ai bodybuilder#ai muscle#big bicep#big pecs#hyper muscle#ai video#huge muscle growth#huge muscles#ai massive muscle#muscledaddy#massive hulk#ai GDilf#senior musclefreak#bearded bodybuilder#ai megamuscle
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#samhaine posts absolute nonsense: image edition#panel screencaps#french (derogatory)#master of trolling: gdilf edition#funny ora man: please stop calling your mom a bitch edition#colored manga#sdc
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the way wolf is the oldest yautja with on-screen action and he's only barely middle aged T-T like come ON let's see some OLD guys. i want to see the elder getting to open the hunt with the first kill. i know he's got plenty of pizazz left, he'd love to kill some xenomorphs on a nice vacation.
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