#magnus hammersmith rp

[revengeiscoming]

why do they always send the poor?

BARBARISMS BY BARBARAS WITH POINTED HEALS VICTORIOUS VICTORIAS KNEEL FOR BRAND NEW SPANKING DEALS MARCHING FORWARD HYPOCRITIC AND HYPNOTIC COMPUTERS YOU DEPEND ON OUR PROTECTION YET YOU FEED US LIES FROM THE TABLE CLOTH-

[revengefuckingcame]

((hey!!! this is the original revengeiscoming blog, tumblr randomly terminated my account so now i have to restart EVERYTHING. here’s my new tagging system

🔪💀🎸- Magnus’s bullshit

🥀- Lore

🖤- Faves

🚬- Pin of Shame

🌸- Nice Anon

🕺- Manwhore Hammerslut

anyway, didn’t delete my stuff, tumblr evil))

[trintrin04]

tumblr rp community...... hear my sounds..

I'm looking for Metalocalypse fans that are fine and okay with getting dark, or "Violent" I guess? Mostly out of the norm rarepairs that most would consider abusive because of episodes.

If you're not into that, that's okay too! I'm fine with any ship you suggest(unless it involves Rockso), I'm pretty short on boundaries, which will be listed at the end of the post. Any ship you desire, and I can do it.

I just need new roleplay partners, At least 18 or older.

Will Do;

•Any ship you want! Don't be afraid to ask, I'm an open book.

•Canon x Canon

•Trans characters

•Internalized Trans/Homophobia(towards self)

Hesitant, but willing;

•Hinted S/a

•Background character death

Will not do whatsoever;

•Anything involving Doctor Rockso

•Oc x Canon

•Oc x Oc(I don't have a MTL OC yet)

•Scat/Watersports

•Rape

•Major character death

[secret-tacos]

this will hurt you, this will help me

[ask-klok]

We need Magnus revival I'm begging 🙏🙏🙏

Alright already, he has risen

[eleutheromania9]

💜METALOCALYPSE ROLEPLAY REQUEST BELOW💜

Also literally my only trigger is scat😭😭 im so fine with smut and anything else but scat and feet 🤮🤮🤮

Our roleplay doesn’t even have to be smut either. I just want something fluffy, angsty, eventful and interesting. The one character i will not play is Murderface because im genuinely horrible at playing him😭😭

If you DO want to roleplay, shoot me a dm and ill give you my discord username:))

Also, just a few more things (PLEASE READ)

-I typically type 3 or more paragraphs. If I send something EXTREMELY long, dont feel the need to reply the same length. I just expect you to also write 3 or more paragraphs back, long or short doesnt matter.

-I mainly do canon/oc but due to my expertise in roleplaying metalocalypse characters, I will 100% mix in canon/canon.

-I have several ocs but I can play those ocs + like multiple canon characters. I just expect you to be playing more than one character as well.

-My timezone is EST! You don’t have to be available 24/7 but I would like to send several responses a day, even if its a short amount. I, too, can get busy sometimes and have designated times i can respond to roleplays/texts.

-i am 18! Anybody doing any type of plot with smut needs to be over 18+. I will not roleplay smut with minors, or overly fluffy ships.

-regardless, please be 16+ if you’re going to roleplay with me, and know your characters well :) i’m fine with people being a little rusty at certain characters, and I will never force you to play a character you arent comfortable with playing, but if you are absolutely absurd at the character and know you wont play them relatively close to their canon self at all, please do not attempt to play the character.

- i prefer for everything to be as close as possible to canon. We dont have to follow the canon storyline, but during the roleplay, i will make references to the canon storyline.

-please be patient with my responses as I will be patient with yours! Please dont get mad when i dont immediately respond. People have stuff to do and when I respect anyone elses time, i expect respect back.

-over discord, i’ll create a super metal server for us including locations, cool fonts, cool emojis, and cool channels!!!’

-once again, please DM me if interested and we can talk more about characters and who’s playing who when i give you my discord username!

[gutslashes]

i've had a metalocalypse rp server in my drafts for a while now, it'll be 18+ and for both canons + ocs. post-aotd of course :)

7/16 edit: it's all done, feel free to join with this link for now: https://discord.gg/pHrf2C3XWZ

[revenge-is-coming]

Facing cold stares, I rid my mangled nose of its bloodied coating with a gnarled hand. The contact feels cold, almost numbing, and it embeds a wince in my shit-eating scowl as I stare on at the man I had tried to kill.

Skwisgaar and Murderface are there, of course. Pickles too. All sharing glances of plaguy. But I don’t care to look at them. How can I? Not only am I hexed by the vocalist’s eyes, but I can’t find it in myself to tear my eyes from him and look at them. I don’t want to see their apprehension firsthand.

That same knife, now sheathed beneath my disheveled jacket, shifts in my clammy grip while I hear Nathan start to speak.

“We’ve made a decision. You’re not in Dethklok anymore.”

Yeah, I knew it’d happen. No one in their right mind would put it past them, getting attacked by their own bandmate. I feel a bitterness run through me - my expression must be engulfed in it. It almost feels like a spotlight casts on me. Only now do I realize they’ve all congregated behind Nathan like a flock. Why are they hiding?

I swallow my bitterness and turn. I feel awkward, stiff. I don’t want to stay to hear any other voice, whether it be positive or not, and knowing I can’t compose myself any longer than this, I make my leave. I know I’ll be back. I’ll probably trash the place out of spite. I can never take this kind of rejection without lashing out like a madman.

As I leave, I feel my throat itching for a cigarette.

// this is so fucking ass!!!! kill yourself graham!!! cringe writing aside though i literally only did this cause i saw others doing it and im like ok let’s give it a shot. also i’ve gained enough motivation to pick this stupid thing up again so uh … asks are open or whatever! ask ahead! yes!!!

[danvsblogging]

Guys if i started a metalocalypse character rp blog who would want to join in

[skwigelfskwisgaar]

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

@revengeiscoming

Magnus? Wheres de fucks haves yous been, eugh, hidings Yous haves a very big set of balls coming backs.

I respecks it.

[kittyklok]

Oh shit. Um… I’m so fucking sorry for everything I guess. Uh… Yeah sorry.

@revengeiscoming

alvor? Jeg kan ikke gjøre dette. I..Appreciates the apolgisecks..You uhm..amnst heres to hurts any of us agains, ams you..?

[revengeiscoming]

Hamstersmith

I… I hate that that’s kind of fucking cute actually.

[ask-nathan-explosion]

Oh yeah by the way you guys, Magnus isn't dead, either.

I've had the chance to forgive him (other than the Toki shit) so now he's here for a good time!

ummm check out this stupid fucking… yeah… whatever…

@revenge-is-coming

and if you don’t then THAT’S FINE I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just… yeah… i don’t even know what it is what the fuck is this thing GET IT OFF MY SCREEN!!! yeah it’s a blog check it out NOW

[revengeiscoming]

OH KAKAKA HELLO!!! WELL WELL WELL, IF IT AINT TOKI’S OL BACKSTABBIN PAL!!!!

@rockzodoescocaine

Oh jesus fucking christ, not the coked up fucking clown!

[revengeiscoming]

*you see the most wonderful dagger you’ve seen in your life— a clean, sharp blade with a jewel encrusted handle sitting right underneath a box propped up on a stick*

🪤

I watched Dethklok get trapped in boxes today, I’m not falling for that. Nice try but fuck no.

[revengeiscoming]

YUHH MINGUS!!! 😍😍 you're old as hell and SLAYING!!! WORK IT GWRLL 😝😝😝

I??? Okay-