#GOD DAMMIT CAPCOM

[talietikasero]

aight now i'll do ng+

[harperhydra]

Are you happy with how your favorite canon muse was portrayed in canon?

What trend would you wish to see on here?

What new addition would make your Tumblr experience so much better?

What caused you to start writing? What was your key point?

What are the trends when it comes to writing that you adore?

What are trends when it comes to writing that you dislike?

What are rare-pairs that you’re passionate about?

Have you ever written a canon muse that you first thought of ‘meh’ when they appeared in their canon show/movie/book?

How far do go with divergencies when it comes to your canon muse?

I love how Helenas portrayed in the one game shes been in period but I’m actively taking her from Capcom god dammit. She didn’t need to keep Leon completely in the dark she just needed to make sure Simmons wasn’t LISTENING.

Not sure what this means by trend but hey, normalize just popping into peoples inbox’s without a meme. You can just pop into most peoples ask boxes for any reason and start a thread out of it. I fucking love when people just send Helena unprompted jokes and situations.

Just give me the ability to trim threads on mobile holy shit

Honestly idk what prompted it. It started with writing self-indulgent self-insert fanfic for myself and my friends in middle/highschool. We’d have a notebook that we would pass around between classes that was like a proto-RP forum before the medium of RP forums got popular around 2004-2006. Everyone had their own OC’s and we’d write insane scenarios which eventually lead into us writing our own IP that got insanely meta. (It was about a bunch of teens with magic notebooks that made whatever they wrote in it a reality). It carried me through until junior year when most of my friends graduated lol, but it was great.

Dash comm makes me so happy when its just people reacting to silly crack scenarios (ie: Jill getting blown up repeatedly)

TEENY TINY ICONS… This isnt a writing gripe per say but holy heck if the actual characters face in the icon is smaller then 100x100 it actually hurts my eyes. I have to squint so hard to see them and it just makes me sad :(

HarperNivans. I think they’re cute even though they like never speak in canon and y’know Piers fucking dies at the end but like… They’ve got cat and dog chemistry and I just wish I got the chance to write it more. And then there’s HarperRad- Because Carlas a bad bitch and thats like crack for my specific portrayal of Helena lol.

Steven from Pokemon ORAS tbh. I got real passionate about him a long while back and honestly he was a forgettable champion to me before then. I breezed through Pokemon Sapphire with an overpowered Swampert so he barely registered on my radar pfft.

Usually anything before their canon first appearance (unless otherwise expanded on) and anything directly after their final appearance are fair game- Within reason. For their backstory, I usually take context clues based on how they react to things to start building an idea of what they were like and what made them this way, and then after, its a matter of what exactly happened to them and stretching the truth a bit. (Ex. Helena being infected with C virus and taking on waking J’avo traits because Deborah stabbed her in that one QTE) After establishing that baseline its all interactions from then on out, and the headcanons may change as new information becomes available.

[sminny-wew]

Idk if this is a super hot take or not, but given that Battle Network already has more of a completed story compared to other Mega Man series, I'd be perfectly content with never getting a new mainline MMBN game if we instead got a new animated adaptation that stuck closer to the game canon (and included Network Transmission, Battle Chip Challenge, and both mobile games) than NT Warrior did

I know the odds of Capcom even doing something like this are low but god dAMMIT I NEED TO HEAR THE WORDS "SAITO-NIISAN" SPOKEN OUT LOUD AGAIN PLEASE MY CROPS ARE DYING

[sh1ny67]

I'm really starting to get sick of Capcom frfr

Like why is it so hard to get a proper full Mega Man game instead of these cameo's in other games no one plays??? Like the Secret Level show looks dope at least but like

I WANT X9 ALREADY!!! OR MM12 GOD DAMMIT CAPCOM PLEASE!!!

[kopivie]

oh boy, a sentimental vent from cinna? again? shut up already! (i will not.)

so, i met my stepfather when i was about four years old.

i absolutely hate referring to him as my stepfather, btw. he's my father, dammit.

the funniest thing to me is the fact that i have a very distinct memory of the time we went to a waterside park when i was young and he taught me how to skip rocks. well, he tried to teach me. i couldn't do it then, and i still can't do it now, but i remember thinking he was so cool. that memory is tucked away inside my head in the safest place. but the funny thing about that memory is that i always swore i had known my dad for at least a year when we went to that park. turns out that wasn't the case – according to my mom, that was actually the very first day i had met him.

i feel like that says a lot about how i saw him from the get-go. i was still my mother's only child at the time, so if her boyfriends didn't get along with me, then she wasn't going to keep them around. apparently i told my mom that we absolutely had to see him again, so she trusted him and... the rest is history. as for my dad, he told me that that was the day he fell in love with me; i was his daughter from that moment forward.

i'm over here getting misty-eyed. i love my dad so much, y'all don't understand. 🥹

anyway! after that day, i'd go over to his apartment and he introduced me to video games! this was ~2005-2006, so the wii wasn't really out yet, but the dreamcast, playstation 2, and xbox already were.

i get my love of video games from my dad. in order to warm me up to being around him in close quarters, he let me play so many games — games that i hold near and dear to my heart to this day. marvel vs. capcom 2 for the dreamcast, jak and daxter for the playstation 2, and a litany of xbox games are the earliest ones i can remember. (specifically jet set radio future, halo 2, prince of persia, and dead or alive 2 for the xbox.)

and then, when the wii came out, he practically gave me full ownership of the console. i wasn't a nintendo kid initially, but i certainly was after 2006. super mario galaxy 1 and 2, mario sports mix, mario super sluggers, mario strikers charged, mario and sonic at the olympic games...

i really like mario games, okay?

god, it was so much fun being a kid. when he introduced me to his other kids, we bonded over video games! his youngest son at the time and i played so much that to this day, we still recall being super competitive and crazy over those old games. cooking mama, the olympic games, sports games (including wii sports), mario kart, fighting games... hell, even little big planet was a competition.

my brother is older than me, but he never mocked me for playing poorly with him. he never judged me, never bragged... of course, losing and/or coming in second all the time didn't exactly feel good, but i never stopped trying to be good at games while my brother was away.

but he had video games too, so... i was never gonna beat him at anything. that doesn't make playing alongside him any less fun.

all in all, video games brought me closer to my dad and my brother. and even now, my younger siblings and i bond over video games; every now and again, my little sister will text me to play splatoon together. because of my experience with competitive splatoon, i used to give her advice on how to improve. i don't play comp anymore (not really), but she's definitely taken some of my advice to heart. i never berate her for messing up nor do i micromanage her play style. we play games together because we love each other, and that's all there is.

why say all this, cinna?

well, nintendo finally decided to release their own music app. it doesn't include songs from every title ever, but the super mario galaxy soundtrack is on there. super mario galaxy was the very first game that i challenged myself to complete in its entirety. the game holds up to this day, so much so that nintendo put the first game on the switch.

literally begging on my knees for them to put super mario galaxy 2 on the switch... and every mario wii game, actually. BEGGING.

the soundtrack is absolutely gorgeous. one thing about nintendo's most iconic games is that they will NEVER miss with the music. (same goes for sega.) so i'm about to do work with the music of my childhood playing in my ears and i'm just... feeling sentimental.

my dad and i had a falling out recently, but after we made up, we became closer than ever. (mind you, the falling out lasted no more than two or three hours. we made up before sundown.) so every time i'm reminded of these older games, i think if my dad and how much of a gamer i turned out to be because of him.

tldr: in the words of that one tiktok audio: i fuckin' love my dad.

[alex062e03]

It's so fucking funny that capcom done the same thing with both PW:AA and Tgaa when they killed off the character we just started to sympathize with right off the bat (ignoring everything that happens afterwards with not-really-dead mentor and i-have-no-idea-the-fuck-is-the-deal-with-Kazuma-i-didn't-finish-tgaa-i-just-saw-fanarts-and-have -no-idea-what-will-happen)

No seriously, you start with "oh Mia is great, i really like her" and then they hit us with Turnabout Sisters. And then, when you start Tgaa and see Asougi, pattern recognition kicks in and you're like "Capcom, this better not go where i think it's going" and it happens anyway and all you can say is "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CAPCOM"

[spidersonicbatl0]

Debunked Tyrranux deviantart post “these jackasses actually copied the will u”

I’m a PlayStation fan, so when I find this post. I was speechless. This is so dumb it make the humans in helluva boss, look like dr doom. For context this is a response to PlayStation may 2023 state of play. Btw here a link to the post https://www.deviantart.com/tyrranux/journal/These-jackasses-actually-copied-the-Wii-U-964209907 (note: do not harass this person please)

Ok let begin

“One minute in and they're already sucking their own dicks. They really are the video game equivalent of Elon Musk.....” so making a flashing intro is sucking one dick. By that logic e3 show have flashing intro or reveal is sucking dick.

“Define irony, a video game all about eating the rich published by a company notorious for being comparable to Elon Musk as far as inflated ego, bitterness towards competition and general market share value....” even tho I never saw the show. The boys from what hear make funny/criticize consumerism, big company’s and company being diverse to get a quick dollar. And you know who own the boys tv series……Amazon.

“They fucking would if they could. Lord knows they did the same with FF7 and SF5....” to explain what she talking about. The YouTuber who is react to this say “yes chat this gta6”. But the thing is final fantasy 7 came out on the ps1, so making it a PlayStation exclusive for a time make sense. Same with the crash n sane trilogy. Also mega man start as Nintendo exclusive series, But capcom later made mega man x4 came out on the sega Saturn and PlayStation 1

“Soooooooo they aren't gonna shy away from the heavy dosage of anti fascist society themes that defines Starship Troopers as a story?” Detroit: become human: am I a joke to you

“Dammit that's a really good name for a game dev studio XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD9:40 - I was about to say this looked familiar..........so it's also gonna be on Xbox then?” You know Nintendo have show third party game in Nintendo direct before right?

“By the by this is also slated for Xbox and Nintendo Switch, I checked. And I only bring it up because, well, I didn't compare Sony to Elon Musk for nothin'.” 👆 say response as above

“Either that or their own Fortnite with black jack and hookers, that way they don't have to pay Epic Games to feature Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts characters in a competing title.” 🤦 epic games would actually have to pay money to square to use final fantasy. Heck square only own half of kingdom hearts, the other half is own by Disney.

“Because we're talking about a company so creatively bankrupt that they actually made a "remake" to Final Fantasy 7.” Re2 remake change the gameplay and story beats. But capcom call it a remake when it more of a reimagining of re2.

“Also how nice of Square to just hand Sony their own version of Splatoon on a silver platter so that Sony didn't have to make one themselves. Cue all the Sony ponies decrying Splatoon as dead and there being nothing to play on Nintendo.” 😟 not every PlayStation fan is a toxic fan. The same go for Xbox fans and Nintendo fans. Toxic fans like that are mock by non toxic fans. Like you Tyrranux

“Oh look it's that one game that's already overshadowed by FF7 Rebirth, setting it up for a descent into the pit of irrelevance. And it seems this is also a Playstation exclusive so it's double dead on arrival, if it was also on Xbox it might have stood a chance....” they a lot PlayStation exclusive ip that people remember fondly ape escape, jak and daxter, sly cooper, infamous, resistance, kill zone, ratchet and clank, twisted metal, midevil, little big planet and god of war. Also imagine being such toxic Xbox/Nintendo fangirl, you think that any ps exclusive is going to fail. It not like god of war 2018 is a considered the best game of all of time and won 2018 game of the year

“And I'm glad I'm not seeing yet even more Breath of the Wild but now more heavily sci fi. Wait isn't that just Horizon Zero Dawn? Yep XD” breath of the wild have gameplay different to horizon. Here they Wikipedia pages and at the gameplay section https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Breath_of_the_Wild

“Dude, this is Sony we're talking about, the bigger shock would be that it doesn't end on something stupid like that.”

“Oh my God these morons really are just copying the Wii U! And lemme guess, this is gonna cost up to 500 dollars as well?! Jackasses.....” 1 the Wii U gimmick is that the game pad is use to do stuff on the tv. This doesn’t have that feature. 2 sega in the 90s made the game gear, it literally just an sega gameboy and Disney infinity and Lego dimensions are skylanders games, but with pre existing ip’s. 3 the Kinect

“Ah yes, the game I'm not even allowed to play because Sony, the selfish fucks, would rather continue testing the patience of Disney than finally part with the Spider Man movie licence. Skip.” Marvel approach Xbox on making a marvel game, but xbox say no. Marvel so when to sony pitch a marvel game, sony say yes and let insomniac games decide what character the game will be about. They pick spider man because the studio loves the character. If insomniac wanted to make a game based on daredevil it would ps4 exclusive. Plus Disney have a deal to use spider man in the mcu, so they no reason to buy the rights.

That was bad. Anyway I going to have rest now. Oh Tyrranux if you say I’m am Sony fanboy

Here a picture of my Nintendo switch with my games

[meatbag-status]

The moral of the story is, I have been stuck on the Mr X/Tyrant fight for years and my family has stopped looking for me. I legit scream laughed (if that’s a thing) when Leon said “IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?”

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

Capcom knows what they're doing.

Capcom knows what they're fucking doing.

CAPCOM FUCKING KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE FUCKING DOING.

(Source)

[euthoriaz]

Out of all the badass things Claire did, they chose this one in her profile video.

I see what you're doing here Capcom👀

They know.

They know.

They know.

[bassforte]

TFW You’re an Ace Attorney and/or Mega Man fan.

[sanity-jester]

Ex-fucking-Cuse me Capcom, please tell me you're using Ashley's outfit from RE 3.5. I will cry and scream and Die Son momentsvvv

[lxmitbreak]

Ibuki, on the scene

Barely had any time to finish this 😮‍💨 I'll add a nice background to it eventually

[adriheavymetal]

🙈🙈Fuck go back 😁🔫👊❤

[bangbangbolis-blog]

Incase you guys want to use it for yourselves feel free!

[super-jump]

When my dear brother sends me this.

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