If I had a nickel for every time a former cleric of Helio created a new god in the Aguefort Adventuring Academy gym, I'd have two nickels. Which is fuckin' wild.
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The 5 hour finale live stream just concluded and y’all, it was crazy. It has been a wonderful several months with all you guys and I am so excited for April 8th and Junior Year.
MASSIVE SPOILERS UNDER THE FOLD IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE STREAM YET. Here is my clusterfuck of a commentary. Enjoy!
Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Live Reaction
-HOOT GROWL BABY it's time. I didn't react to part one but wOW that one was crazy. Get ready for EMOTIONS :'((
-SIG FIG RESCUE MISSION lol #ontour
-well ok brennan that canopy shit is scary as fuck
-murph is still looking like riz
-Zaphriel and Ayda!!!!!!!
-"HOLD ME BACK GORGUG" i love u emily
-Brennan I stg
-Ayda is Gorgug's dad lol
-oh shIT they're totally in the cottage
-heLL YEAH AYDA!!
-oh GOD figayda kiss? exceptional.
-if ayda dies i WILL throw dice at Brennan
-ok brennan make me cry then
-GET THE VAN GORGUG
-gorgug truly is the greatest wizard of this age
-#hugeblueguy
-aww zac oyama i love you
-"semi-fallen" oH dEar
-gorgug texts zelda IMMEDIATELY i love him
-amaZING thank you zelda
-"ew, creepy, hate that"
-zaphriel is the best character you guys, what a homie
-i keep forgetting ayda can fly. like she has wings. i know that.
-AELWYN!
-nOPE someone is coming through the forest and if it's arianwen i will kill cry
-HANGMAN????
-HANGMAN!!!! HIS DOG!!!!!
-HANGMAN NO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE CUTEST DOGGY
-adaine i love you baby
-"the weak yogurt man"
-what high ranking devil???
-fabian you're adorable
-aww fabian has a puppy!! (i get that the hangman is eight feet long don't @ me)
-that's the first "the ball"
-lou can never have the highest roll
-BARDY BOYS
-oop kristen and riz time
-tracker? i barely even know her
-chills, brennan. chills
-someone in the chat just said "so did skrank fuck zelda?"
-intense muSIC
-nononononononono
-ragh, tracker, and sandralynn better be all right
-ooo a sTICK
-HELL YEAH RETURN OF THE RIBBON DANCE
-"riz weeps" holy shit i love him
-"something bad always happens when we go off together"
-#RIZTEN
-awwoOOOOOOO
-ayda can fly too!
-absolutely FUCK this bridge
ABOUT 30 MINUTES
-poor ayda
-please say they're ok brennan
-"put your tongue baCK in your mouth"
-sANDRA LYNN NO
-"what kind of arrows" "you know what kind" fuCK OFF BRENNAN
-if baxter dies i will cry
-wait faerie fire is a cleric spell..? absolutely fuck me
-ok aelwyn let's fuck shit up
-calling the bank in the middle of this nightmare forest lol
-heLL YEAH ZAPHRIEL
-luck check luck check luck check
-"y'all are going to turn into dragons"
-fabian straight up cries? what a fucking rich kid
-NO WAY HE HAD T H E COIN???
-REMOVE CURSE BABY
-"nnOOO!" lmao
-ally and brennan are in the chat
-kristen's religion is REALLY coming in handy
-the name was turned into the night yorb lol
-"how's that axe feeling?" "..pretty light ;)" i love him
-ayda can lift the axe??? exceptional
-FIG IS KALINA? ABSOLUTELY RAD
-brennan has created a place where illusions are real and emily is holding him TO IT
-"do you have a dongle?" incredible
-EMILY I LOVE YOU! KALINA IS A YOUTUBER BABY
-wretchrot is baCK baby
-aelwyn i love that
-"i am a low quality child" "yeah ayda you're a bad kid"
-"hey bitch" emily axford is a goddess
-im sorry cOURT OF ELDERS?
-NO I WILL CRY
-ROLL INITIATIVE TIME
-go OFF hangman
-ooo some high initiatives babyyy
-zac oyama is my favorite ever
-"trackerrr"
-brian as soon as emily was threatened said "how dare you"
-brennan you FUCK "i'm awake for all of this" FUCK YOU
-fig and her mommy issues: an album
-absolutely FUCK THE TREE GUY
-kick that wood elf BITCH
ABOUT ONE HOUR
-fuck him UP fabian, shit in his gODDAMN mOUTh
-"SPRING BREAK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER"
-pleASE BRENNAN LET HIM SHOOT HER WITH THE TINCTURE
-spRING break this is for the corn god
-okay nevermind riz is holding his action
-i love the intrepid heroes they're adorable
-"ice feast" fucking love them so much
-yES the ball thank GOD
-brennan..?
-"her rage ends" tracker = barbarian
-FIRST NAT 20 BABY
-"IT 100% WORKS BUT IT 50% WORKED"
-that's the second "the ball"
-bOOOOOOO BRENNAN
-mad plans for the tree guy
-sorry, is his name crAFTME ROOTDRINKER?
-oh ok it's aelwyn we're fine
-cone of cOLD baby i love aelwyn what a babe
-you absolutely hate to see it
-ragh my baby i love you
-SPRING BREAK
-tracker nO PLEASE
-TRACKER JUST CRIT OH NO
-brennan is really good at acting this btw
-wait 14 on a crit??? i mean oH NO kRISTEN, bOO
-disPEL MAGIC BABY
-ALLY BEARDSLEY YOU ABSOLUTE GOD
-aww kristennn is babyyy
-tracker nooo don't cryyyy
-you've sAVED your GIRLFRIEND
-"some of us have already done that today" fig the sHADE
-ally simply musT get new dex
-absolutely fuck that brennan i don't need that vampire pixie
-FUCK IT UP AYDA
-FIGHT ME IN THE SKY!
-"does a 29 hit?" daMN zac that absolute SHADE
-53 DAMAGE?? CHEJ IS SO FUCKING STRONG
-"goddamn paper lantern"
-absolutely fuck you brennan
-nevermind gorgug and adaine both passed the con saving throw
-"i don't like you" lou really gets personally upset about this and i love that
-nO NO NONONONO aelwyn and tracker are down
-FUCK IT UP ADAINE
-gdi brennan don't do this to us
-ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE TREE
-fig is straight up gonna kill her mom
-this is scary as fuck
-HANGMAN HAS A BREATH WEAPON AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT??? CHOKE ON GRAPES BRENNAN
-FUCK EM UP HANGMAN
ABOUT 1 HOUR AND A HALF
-wood elf is DOWN baby hoot growl
-kristen thinks the elf is gak lol
-23 DAMAGE??? AC OF 25??? ABSOLUTELY FUCK IT UP FABIAN
-SHENANIGANS TIME FOR MURPH
-HELL SECRET AGENT TIME
-27??? RIZ YOU'RE THE HOTTEST
-third the ball
-imagine the ball is secretly SO HOT without the hat
-YES BRENNAN GOT A NAT 1 EAT YOUR GODDAMN DICE
-sweEET
-fourth the ball (they've all been Lou cuz of course)
-incredible turn murph
-kalina is SO GOOD at skateboarding
-#bloodphoto
-KALINA HAS 23 WISDOM? absolutely fuck me
-oh hELL YEAH FIG COUNTER THE COUNTER
-emily is doing some SHIT right now you guys (fear spell)
-DAMMIT that high as fuck wisdom
-sorry WHAT she rips open sPACE???
-BABY BETTER SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY
-let's go BABY
-"mMMHHHHnnN leET ME tOUCh ItT" baby is fucking weird
-"baby vs mommy" i love you siobhan
-aelwyn better not DIE brennan
-riz baby let's get it
-trACKEr
-nAT 1??? kristen is unCONSCIOUS??
-HUMAN DETERMINATION!!! THE GRIT BABY]
-wait aura of life is badass!! they can't lose damage??
-okay scrap that we're gonna TURN UNDEAD and then MASS HEALING WORD? absolutely incredible
-gorgug has so much goddamn health
-FUCK THIS TREE DUDE
-KILL IT AYDA LET'S GO
-"her girl's side" *in lou voice* okAY bRENNNAn
-second nat 1 but both of them re-rolled
-GEM!!!!
-LET'S GET GORTHALAX BABYYYY
-"BIG DADDY"
-ayda is so turned on lol
-KILL IT CHEJ OKAYYYY
-fuck this centaur
-i'm so nervous
-puT THOSE DICE DOWN BRENNAN
-"you're gonna drop." shuT UP
-riz is fULLY DEAD????
-i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this.
-sHUT UP BRENNAN
-baby is DEAD oh my GOD you absolutely hate to see it
ABOUT 2 HOURS
-nO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUT THAT CROWN AWAY BITCH
-absolutely fuck me, the nightmare king is totally fucking back i hate myself
-aww fabian is baby
-hELL YEAH FABIAN SPRING BREAK
-"i've lost one friend, that's too many" fabian is adorable
-"that's a full ass miss, my guy"
-sandra lynn just crit on chej :((((((
-14 damage is not very spring break of her (she did 28 but it was halved because gorgug is such a strong boyyy)
-LET'S GO LOU
-almost all of them are spellcasters wtf (only one who isn't is riz but he has a daily misty step)
-fuck em up hangman
-fUCK EM UP HANGMAN! d8 + 2d6 +8 i think
-figaroth the unfaethable baby
-THOSE ARE SOME SHENANIGANS FIG I LOVE IT (she's shattering the rubies to get a revivify diamond)
-casts teleport??? aelwyn came here to FUCK
-"i would love to teach you this spell" aww the abernant sisters liking each other is my new aesthetic
-fuck em up adaine
-you can hit the tree on a 12 babyyyyy
-heLL YEAH 44 DAMAGE ADAINE IS STRONG NOW
-kalina is not even that cool she just said "that's enough of that" in the most uncool way
-2 down 3 to go!
-omg wait it would be so badass if they could just remove curse on kalina
-"Mr. The Insatiable"
-ayda is such a sweetheart "i don't care if you want me to date your daughter but i do hope you love me"
-"I LOVE THIS SONG" yes siobhan me too
-on a DC 20 she got a 31!!!! consider my jeans creamed
-SHRED BABY GIRL!!!
-KILLIAN IS DEAD! RIZ IS ALIVE!
-ayda is so turned on AHHH
-I LOVE RIZ SO MUCH "am i interrupting something???"
-fuck him UP chej! 3 hits, no crits
-hell yeah mr. march!! oh sorry wrong series
-a gROUP PROJECT i'm DEAD
-someone in the chat called him "snac oyama" and you're rigHT
-siobhan's straight fucking this tree UP
-the spellcasters are like all out of spells at this point
-fuck OFF arianwen. KILL YOUR MOM
-"where's your father, aelwyn?" "last i saw, adaine killed him so *shrug*" i lOVE HER
-FUCK THEM UP GORTHALAX
-abolutely fuck the nightmare king
-waIT GORTHALAX IS GONNA KILL THE NIGHTMARE KING
-sidenote: fig calls gorthalax pops
-dO IT BRENNAN kILL YOUR OWN BIG BAD
-this treeant has GOT to be dead
-NAT 1 on that attack?? SPRING BREAK BABY
-no we haven't seen kalina in action brennan, and we do not want to
-OH SHIT THE TIE! YOu just got FUCKed bRENnan eaT youR DICE
-yeS AYDA ROAST HER
-"GOTTEM!"
-i'm sorry i just hallucinated, did you say 6 ATTACKS?
-time to go VIRAL BABY
-19 intelligence, 23 wisdom, 20 charisma for kalina? absolutely fuck me
-riz just got kICKed! you absolutely hate to see it
-GODDAMMIT
-KALINA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED
ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS
-brennan be like "im about to kill this bird"
-absolutely fuck me i hate this
-let's go FIG
-time to caTCH the bALL
-murph has the same thinking face as riz and it's adorable
-this is not very spring break brennan
-DC 25 acrobatics check? c'mon faBIAN
-29?????
-fifth the ball (from the hangman)
-"there's just something endearing about him" fabian loving his friends is adorable
-absolutely fuck me that fire elemental is adorable
-absolutely swaddle the ball
-well hot take but fuck the nightmare king you guys
-absolutely NOT brennan do NOT kill adaine you PSYCHO BITCH
-PLEASE ADAINE LIVE
-STRAIGHT DEAD? FULLY DEAD? FUCK OFF WITH THIS INSTAKILL SHIT BRENNAN
-hell yeah ayda is back and kristen has the revivify diamond
-aelwyn FULLY banished that unicorn
-it's good to know ragh really doesn't want them to die
-YES RAGH IS BACK BABY
-fuck em up kristen
-s/o to DND Beyond btw absolutely banger website
-hell yeah mass healing word is awesome
-clerics are GOOD you guys i should play more clerics
-FUCK IT UP AYDA
-SANDRA LYNN IS BACK BABY
-skater chej is my favorite thing
-aBSOLUTEly fuck the tree
-i have no idea wHAT is happening
ABOUT 3 HOURS
-fuCK YOU nightmare king
-i absolutely hate this battle but at least gorthalax is still standing
-gorgug better split this gd tree
-"what if we just kill kalina?" yeah zac it's that goddamn easy
-brennan almost just fucked everyone
-"does she want to borrow my teddy bear?" the SHADE
-"MAKEOVERRR" i love you siobhan
-this tree SUCKS
-battlemaster is cool as fUCK SPRING BREAK
-BARDY BOYS also i think that was a nat 20
-i can't imagine the thistlesprings watching the battle livestream and like worrying if gorgug is going to die
-FUCK HER UP THE BALL
-ABSOLUTE SHENANIGANS FROM MURPH!
-with ADVANTAGE BABY
-"has anyone seen my hat!?" keep it off baby you're HOT now
-"mirrors negate mirrors" "i think oscar wilde said that" i love them
-#hotrizweek?
-holy shit fig is FUCKING THIS BATTLE UP
-HELL YEAH KALINA ROLLS A NATURAL 2!!!!
-hell yeah adaine is back and SO MUCH is happening that i'm like forgetting to write down my reactions
-kill this woody motherfucker baby
-the music is too lOUD
-ok it's normal now
-fuck em up gorgug
-i'm sorry the chat is saying he did 90 DAMAGE?!?!?!?
-KILL IT CHEJ ILY
-fuck off brennan, absolutely fuck off
-ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF BRENNAN
-gorthalax is FULLY DEAD? absolUTELY FUCK YOU
-SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES
-adaine has SOLVED THIS SHIT
-god all the abernant names are confusing
-fuck you kalina
ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS
-BRENNAN I STG IF RAGH ENDS UP DEAD
-hellish rebuke that bitch
-c'MON faBIAN HIT that BITCH
-wait is kalina a rogue and a druid? absolutely incredible
-FUCK IT UP FABIAN
-OMG THE HANGMAN BETTER FUCK THIS UP
-YES THE BALL 31 DAMAGE
-so the stream just ended. i'll say it again: absolutely fuck me
-ok so we're back and kalina got fucked up
-WHAT THE FUCK A NAT 20???????? YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT
-ALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS
-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AND NEITHER CAN BRENNAN
-MAGIC IS REAL AND SO IS MY ALLY
-i can't believe this. eat your GOD damn DICE brennan!
-OMG ARE THE NIGHTMARE KING AND THE GODDESS ONE AND THE SAME?
-THEY ARE! THE NIGHTMARE KING IS THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN
-brennan is CRAZY AHHHHH
-brennan absolutely stop this tension
-28 insight. brennan is fucked
-GO TOWARDS HIM KRISTEN
-YES!!!! PLEASE SAY THIS IS A GOOD THING
-ALLY GOT A NAT 20 THEY BETTER BE RIGHT
-fear. is. not. real.
-this is just like the ending of moana
-NO WAY BRENNAN I LOVE YOU (you wouldn't believe it from what i have said but it's true)
-this is intense i'm about to cry
-you're meeting god and you say "is it too early for this?"
-LMAO 5'9"
-Moral of the story: IDK and that's OK
-ok ally make me cRy
-HELL YEAH NEW SHIRT BABY
-i'm so emotional
-"well oBVIouslY cASsAndRa" i wish every deity had names as normal and human as cassandra
-fuck them UP cassie
-i love that tracker's just like "uh... babe?"
-love having god in your corner
-no more hangman puppy :(((
-RIZTEN are the CUTEST i love them "i love all of them, riz the most, we know this"
-"we still need the crown for our grade" FABIAN I LOVE YOU
-"counselo- former counsel- i'm an assistant :(" why do y'all think this man is hot
-KILL ARIANWEN
-"she tried to hurt me in my shattered state?" "that's her MO" aww adaine my baby
-HOLY SHIT PLEASE GIVE GILEAR ALL OF ARIANWEN'S MAGIC
-GORGUG YOU SWEETHEART I LOVE YOU
-cassandra throwing SHADE
-ThE vANdS
-aelwyn throwing SHADE
-AWW RAGH I LOVE YOU BABY brennan lives another day
-"a big bug gave me a riddle" that is NOT what happened
-aww the hirelings are all crying and i DO NOT stan
-hell YEAH cassandra
OH I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK OF TIME IT'S BEEN OVER 4 HOURS
-hELL YES HANGVAN
-i love you fabian
-nO IS CHUNGLE DOWN BIM REAL?
-maybe the real chungle down bim is the friends we made along the way
-GARTHY i love them
-arthuR aGUEFORT
- absolutely wild
-ayda and arthur is crazy
-"snOGGING THE HEADMASTER'S DAUGHTER ARE WE?"
-awww that is so smooth fig "you don't need to make me the most magnificent creature because it seems you already have"
-ARTHUR PULLS THROUGH
-garthy is a cutie i love how they care so much for ayda
-oH FUCK ME garthy is ayda's child from her previous life
-"your girlfriend's daughter fucked your mom!" goddammit siobhan i can't handle this
-if they fail i will cry
-CHRONOMANCY!? absolutely fuck me
-"professor principal headmaster aguefort"
-hell yeah arthur you're killing it
-faelwyn? absolutely can't handle it
-aww kristen is baby
-jawbone and sandra lynn are ok? amazing
-jawbone is the best character
-"our parents are great" kill me why don't you siobhan
-AWWW FUCKING STOP BRENNAN WITH THESE GIFTS
-i just cried he wants to adopt her
-"you're easy to love" jawbone is fUCKING me up
-LYDIA BARKROCK what a badass i love her already
-"a pheonix whom everyone she touches is reborn better" fuck off emily
-gorgug is a cutie <3 <3
-ABSOLUTELY KICK SKRANKS BIRD ASS
-GORGUG CONFIRMED FUCKS
-riz is a dork i love him
-who knew "you're so much like your father" could make me feel like that
-GILEAR IS MOVING THE FUCK IN BABY
-GILEAR WITH SELF CONFIDENCE IS MY AESTHETIC
-aww jawbone gave ayda autism books? jawbone is the sweetest to ayda cuz OF COURSE HE IS
-AYDA GETS HER SPELL!!!
-Ayda's Comprehend Subtext is the cutest spell ever
-adaine and fig's friendship is too cute
-craig has always been down for everything. i don't know craig but i love him
-YES HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL I'M SO PROUD OF RAGH
-"BAD KIDS FOR LIFE" RAGH IS A CUTIE
-NO FAELWYN IS REALLY HAPPENING I CAN'T
-fabian's laugh is so cute
-i love how nervous fabian is
-WAIT FABIAN AND AELWYN ABSOLUTELY WILL FUCK?
-fabian's gonna get his KISSES IN
-aww i get how hyped figayda is but they are truly so adorable
-weLL EMILY AXFORD I WILL LET YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT
-they said i love you :(((
-tracker only deserves the best
-TRACKER'S GOING TO FALLINEL? I LOVE HER
-ragh is going too? gay road trip!
-that's adorable
-ABSOLUTELY NOT BRENNAN FUCK OFF DO NOT SAY THE NIGHT YORB IS GONNA BE THE NEXT VILLAIN
-BRENNAN NO YOU BITCH I HATE YOU THE NIGHT YORB IS THE VILLAIN OF JUNIOR YEAR?
-that was crazy. i cried, i laughed. i am fuCKING HYPED FOR CROWN OF CANDY AND JUNIOR YEAR GANG!
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