Local here, I like to imagine Remy talks about and treats Wade and Logan like they are his cats out of habit and people get confused by it constantly
Instance 1
Remy, texting: do you think if I asked really nicely the professor would lend me some shi’ar tech for my counters?
Jake(Courier): ?? why do you need fancy alien tech for your counters??
Remy: I banned Wade and Logan from the kitchen, but they still managed to bust up my poor marble counter
Jake: ,,, how exactly did they do that?
Remy: Logan pounced on Wade during a zoomies session and managed to put a crack in it :(
Jake: what the hell are you feeding them?
Remy: ?? Lots of meat because they’ll whine and beg if I don’t
Jake: um have you considered putting them on a diet or exercising them more?
Remy: they used to eat just beer and pancakes/chimichangas so this is progress
Remy: also they exercise plenty, i’m pretty sure they have their own danger room sequence for when the zoomies hit
Jake: how are your cats still alive
Instance 2
Scott: Remy why did I just look through the search history of one of our computers and find a series of searches on how much catnip to give based on weight and why did you try and ask how much to give for 300 pounds
Remy: god can a man not ask the internet a question in peace anymore??
Scott: not when you apparently have a cat in the mansion weighing over 300 pounds
Im finally going back to my roots of being a silly little headcanon writer 🙏😭 I haven’t really done one since moonknight I feel💀 but I gotta snag as many people as I can to join me on this ship,, also anyone else like Jake/remy😭 I need them at least to be besties after all their shenanigans and Jake getting dragged along by Remy Deadpool & wolverine style
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There are 44 works in our Cestember ao3 collection as of today!
That's double since the last time we updated! Here are more that have been added since the last two recaps:
child's play by Anonymous
Tales of Zestiria, Tales of Berseria | Edna/Eizen (Tales of Series)
Written for Cestember 2024, prompt: “student/professor”.
Time paradox by mikeellee
Danny Phantom | Danny Fenton/Jazz Fenton
What would happen to make Danny Fenton finally lose his head?
Jazz ponders about this.
Jazz is no longer in the present but in a bleak future…
But where is Danny? Her sweet baby brother?
Jazz will finally have an answer to her biggest question.
Still Cares by Klavier (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Ayame | Iris/Miyanagi Chinami | Dahlia Hawthorne, Ayame | Iris (Gyakuten Saiban)
Dahlia kissed Iris as if she was making a promise to come back to her.
I can make your dreams come true by KittyDaydreams
X-Men (Movieverse) | Laura Kinney/Logan
Laura has a fantasy. An old woman says her potion can make it come true. It probably won't work … but what if it does?
Dream by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier wakes up after having a very interesting dream. He isn't aware that he's being watched by the person he's dreaming of and fantasying about.
A Brother's Helping Hand by GoldenBi
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling | Albus Severus Potter/James Sirius Potter
James had snuck into Slytherin dozens of times since he’d been at Hogwarts. It wasn’t particularly difficult to get a password, Scorpius was always willing to give him the new one if he explained that he needed to see his brother.
Scorpius always gave him such a hopeful look that James nearly felt guilty that he didn’t go there to talk to Albus.
No, he only went to watch.
Shameless by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier is turned on by the idea of exposing his naked body and having public sex with his brother. Kristoph agrees, but only once.
The Hole by DespairNagito (orphan_account)
Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc | Naegi Komaru/Naegi Makoto
There was a hole in a wall for Komaru and Makoto to use if they would be in a trouble.
Darkness by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Klavier hated his brother for everything he had done and couldn't believe he kept coming there. Maybe the idea of humiliating Kristoph was stimulating enough to make him coming back to him. He sometimes would leave his older brother on the edge to see him begging. To see Kristoph doing those sweet eyes and begging him to let him come.
Or maybe the reason was to punish his older brother by getting him pregnant?
I can see right through you by KittyDaydreams
Superman - All Media Types | Clark Kent/Martha Kent
When Clark comes home, Martha is wearing a skimpy, daring outfit. She’s wearing it for her, not him. She swears.
Ruined by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
Kristoph couldn't believe his own eyes how obedient Klavier was to him. His younger brother, who has just won his first case as a prosecutor, was fully naked in front of him and was completely shameless about it. He even licked his lips, waiting for his reward for doing a good job in ruining someone's entire career.
Sweet Dreams by DespairNagito (orphan_account)
Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc | Enoshima Junko/Ikusaba Mukuro
Junko was always turned on by the idea of raping her twin in her sleep.
Warm Me Up, My Child by SnarkyGranger1
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Alphard Black/Andromeda Black Tonks, Pollux Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange
A familial bonding moment.
Doing homework with Professor Maddie Fenton by KittyDaydreams
Danny Phantom | Danny Fenton/Maddie Fenton
Maddie Fenton is lonely after the disappearance of her husband, Jack. Danny Fenton is nervous about going away to college. There's a way they can help each other through role play.
I See You by FictionalEvidence
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Houzuki Akane | Ema Skye/Houzuki Tomoe | Lana Skye
Ema went to take a drink from the kitchen, but something stops her on her way. Or much rather – someone.
You Didn't Tell by FictionalEvidence
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Naruhodou Minuki | Trucy Wright/Odoroki Housuke | Apollo Justice
They didn't know, but at least had fun.
here, there be monsters by liqherstorevagrant
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Rodolphus Lestrange, Regulus Black/Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/James Potter
Regulus’ older brother suffers much at the hands of their cousins, and for the longest time, his sacrifice bore Regulus’ name. That is, until one day, when the devil comes a’knocking, and now no amount of sacrifice can prolong the inevitable.
Please by Klavier (FictionalEvidence), Kristoph (FictionalEvidence)
逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney | Garyuu Kirihito | Kristoph Gavin/Garyuu Kyouya | Klavier Gavin
How is it to just start your career as a prosecutor and beg your brother to fuck you, Klavier?
Movie Night by kryptophaps
Original Work | Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)/works)
Eve finds Jenna frustrated after a failed night and tries to help her cool down—in an appropriate way, of course (while she keeps the inappropriate ways of doing so to herself).
Warm My Backside by KittyDaydreams
Firefly (TV 2002) | River Tam/Simon Tam
River has a hankering … for some spankering and only one man can do it for her.
Her Latest Invention by KittyDaydreams
A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket | Klaus Baudelaire/Violet Baudelaire
Klaus stumbles on his sister’s latest invention. It opens his mind to new ideas.
All night long by cassetteinability
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Regulus Black/Sirius Black
“You’re a wreck, Siri,” Regulus said, cutting off Sirius’ thoughts instantly. His eyes roved over Sirius’ body, lips tipping up at the corners when he spotted the cooling come surrounding his navel, the hair leading to his cock stuck together and matted down. “Good dreams?”
Regulus’ tone was mocking, if not sultry, and his eyes were glinting with mischief and delight at having caught Sirius in such a precarious situation, but Sirius refused to let him win.
“I always dream of you, Reggie.”
Written for Cestember, prompt 1: wet dreams
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