Okay I read a bunch of the Wriothesley and Neuvillette leaks, I promise this won't be spoilery for the story, I just wanna pick out some of the cute/funny/interesting things I found
Okay. We all saw Neuvillette in the first trailers and were like "severe judge man". Then we met him and a lot of people swerved to "uwu soft baby". I'm here to tell you he has some pent up rage
Very very emotionally distant. Not perfect wording yet but it seems like he fakes a lot of his emotions since he can't express them
Realising I didn't start with the cute or funny stuff ':))
Wriothesley! And Neuvillette, actually. Wriothesley gave him an umbrella in the rain like they're from a goddamn k-drama
Neuvillette got Wriothesley his current position! This is despite Wrio having a bit of a,,,, ah, troubled past with the law
While Neuvillette is full of rage, Wrio is very chill - like he will fuck you up but only if you get on his bad side
Which brings me to: the girl dads are fathering. Neuvillette has this whole "if anyone hurts my sweet precious melusine daughters they will die by my hand" and Wrio has "yes my daughters bully me yes I'm okay with it"
(hoping people can adapt to new characterisation information because this is like the reverse of the vibe I've seen in fanon)
Wrio has zero hobbies and trust issues. Therapy needed.
Neuvillette also needs a therapist but they need to be of a higher calibre to deal with his issues
Wrio is so weirdly nice about everyone - even Furina he's like "oh she thinks I'm boring, I'll bring her tea maybe I can change her mind" anyway I'm giving him headpats rn
Neuvillette full on admitting that Wrio & Sigewinne have some sort of dad-daughter (maybe brother & sister?) thing going on. Adorable.
Neuvillette seriously needs a punching bag he has too much anger in his soft heart
I think the funniest version of wriolette is them being divorced. Wriothesley got Sigewinne in the divorce. Everytime they talk it's awkward and weird. They have that weird "I loved you once but now I don't even know if we're friends" vibe going on. Sigewinne is constantly trying to get them to talk to each other like normal people
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