#Ghoul Shenanigans (TM)

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: *brings a stick inside* Cumulus: No, sweetie. That belongs outside. Aether and Mountain, at yule: *bring an entire tree inside* Phantom: What the actual shit

[luna-misera]

Request Guidelines

Consent is sexy, don't you think? Rules are in place to inform you on what requests I do and do not accept.

If you vibe with that, please continue~

Accepted Characters:

If you are unsure whether or not I will accept your request do not hesitate to reach out to me! My DMs are always open. I don't bite! Unless you want me to...

I will write:

Headcanons

Drabbles

Canon x Reader

Fluff/Angst/Smut**

LGBTQ+

Alternate Universes

Silly Shenanigans (TM)

Kinky Stuff**

Mental Illnesses/Disabilities**

Physical Illnesses/Disabilities**

** Limitations are listed below ↓

I will not write:

**Rape. I just said consent is sexy. (Consensual non-consent is ok)

Incest. I will NOT write anything incestuous regarding the Papas or anyone else.

Pedophilia. Self explanatory. (Not in my Satanic Ministry!)

**Graphic gore and violence. I will mention blood and violence, but I will not go into heavy details.

**Fetish content. (Including but not limited to: daddy dom/little girl, excrement, feet, etc.)

**Self Harm

**Eating Disorders

Bigotry will NOT be tolerated.

For the time being I will only write requests for Papas I-IV.

I am still a young ghoul and only just joined the community. I hope one day I will be confident enough to write for the Nameless Ghouls!

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i have done the self care things tm i have also been laying in the dark staring at the ceiling thinking about how the existence of venus mcflytrap in monster high implies the existence of north and south carolina (scare-olina?) since that's the natural habitat of most venus fly traps. also like three monster high characters have the birthday of april 18th including venus. anyways i have been thinking about book series ghoul friends which is why i was thinking about venus and those books were ducking wild like im pretty sure there was like. the monster kkk???? and in this timeline robeccas father apparently was implied to have been fucking politically assassinated but it's ALSO implied he may have survived due to replacing his human organs with robot ones. what the fuck. im fighting sleep meds rn rant over

I believe canonically there just is just a monsterfied version of every irl place, and we know that Louisiana exists since Honey Swamp is from New Goreleans, BSS (Boognited States of Scaremerica,) and Isa Dawndancer is from Boo Hexico. What’s interesting about the monster-fied version of every real life location, is that monsters still have to live in the shadow of the human world, even though they seem to have their own entirely functioning society. Alongside that, sure, a lot of stuff can be explained by magic and monster shenanigans, but how do no normies notice entire cities like Boo York or Scaris? And yet Abby is still just from the actual Himalayas, operating away from humans? Are the monster-fied names just what monsters call them? Why do some monsters have to live there entire life in hiding, high school their only sanctuary, and others get to live in monster Hollywood? Doesn’t Cleo canonically live in Suburbia because she looks human and technically is human? Canonically do they live in their own world with humans, or our world? Because Ever After High is established as the same universe, just different dimension shenaniganary, do monsters also hear the retellings of the fairy tales? And with CA Cupid’s transfer, we are shown that the monsters are actually aware of EAH as a school. Are they just cool with their friend deciding to dimension hop to become a story? Who was the previous Cupid? Did her parents also dimension hop, or is that a part of the story? As shown with the Charming family shuffling around destinys for obscure princes and princesses, and filling in empty rolls, and fixing the incest problem for at least a few generations, does it really matter what your lineage is as long as you have the background to set up your story and sign your name in the storybook of legends? And as shown by the post-credits scene of Boo York, Boo York Apple and Raven are aware that Monster High exists! Does monster high only exist to create stories of the significantly more vague rolls of the monster under your bed? What about-

[nastylittleghouls]

Daddy Aether with his good boys

@/askingforthesun is personally attacking me with all their Dewfrither posts obviously/pos

[nastylittleghouls]

Copia: I'm amazed at what you've endured, it seems really hard. Dew *confused*: Being gay? Aether *whispering*: He's talking about your elemental transition....

[nastylittleghouls]

Aether: *shining a flashlight under the bed* Rain, light of my life, are you ready to come out and socialize? Rain: *high-pitched demonic screeching* Aether: Understandable, see you later. Have a good day.

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: *sneaks into the ghoul common room at 3 am* Aether: *turns around in a swivel arm chair* Care to explain where you were? Phantom: *after shrieking like a banshee* I was with, uhm.....Swiss! Swiss: *turning around in the other swivel chair* Care to tell... *chair keeps spinning* Swiss: *panicked* Aeth....I can't stop the chair....

[nastylittleghouls]

All Aether wants for Christmas is Dew

[nastylittleghouls]

Aether: Are you busy? Dewdrop: Free for you Dewdrop: Busy for others Aether: Stop being so fucking cute Dewdrop: Cute to you Dewdrop: Rude to others Aether: *swoons*

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: If Ghoul was spelled with a J it would still be pronounced the same way Phantom: Jhoul Omega: *sighing deeply as he pats Phantom's head* I'm sorry we dropped you at your summoning Aether: *nodding* We see how that affected you now

[nastylittleghouls]

Dewdrop: I have a question for you Aether: Yes, I'd cry if you died Aether: Yes, I‘m sure I'd still love you if you turned into a worm Aether: And yes, I will always be madly in love with you Aether: No, I don't want to break our bond Dewdrop: ..... Dewdrop: Thank you

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: You're so beautiful Phantom: You look like a piece from the rain and sauce era Rain: I'm sorry, what era? Phantom: The ray and sorts Phantom: Rein a source Phantom: Ran in socks Phantom: You know, with the hands reaching and the famous painter Leonardo DiCaprio and stuff? Rain: Do you mean RENAISSANCE??

[nastylittleghouls]

Just a little smooch for the husband

[nastylittleghouls]

Rain: I put the laughter is manslaughter Mountain: I put the fun in funeral Aether: I put the D in Dewdrop Phantom: *chokes* Dewdrop: I have never been more proud to call you my husband Swiss: You smooth little fuck

[nastylittleghouls]

*Dewdrop walks into the infirmary* Aether: Hey, love. What's up? Dewdrop: I think I sprained my finger Aether: *frowns concerned and gently takes Dew's hand to examine it* Which one? Dewdrop: My middle finger Aether: *eyebrow twitches* I see. And how did you sprain it? Dewdrop: *smirks* Overuse *Omega is heard cackling in the storage room*

[nastylittleghouls]

Rain: Aeth, can you help me remove this stain from my pants? Aether: *momentarily distracted by checking his stitch lines* Come again? Rain: No, no. This time it's wine.