#GingerNo

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I’m in calc lab. I should be paying attention.

… have a bunch of tiny shitty doodles. They’ve infested my brain.

No math. Just Them.

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@notkakashihatake @konoharfts @kindatiredtho the cowboy art has me going FERAL over here. You’re fucking up my recommended and I can’t be mad because it’s about the Boys.

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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Went to the dentist today and got told I'm a dragon :3

He made me take a potion to disarm my breath weapon. It tastes like apple flavored pool water :(

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If I don't get paid soon I'm going to start plotting arson.

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I love when somewhat nice cheeses have a 'best paired with list' on them. Like bitch this isn't a 'work with your friends' project, I'm assigning teams and you're working with Doritos Chile Limon Dynamite. Not 'fresh fuji apple' or 'rosewater' or 'cranberry juice blessed by a baby turtle.'

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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MAYDAY LOVE ON THE INTERNET WHO WANTS COMMANDER MAYDAY X READER???

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There is a special kind of torment in having an activity you need someone else to partake in as a hyperfixation. Like. I have some private collaborative writing I used to do with my friend. And I'm talking several hundred thousand words a week writing. Writing with another person is so much different than writing by yourself, especially when you both only know half the plot or, even better, only one of you knows the plot. Special kind of hell. My dopamine is gone.

@macchiato-dreaming22 the second you are released back into civilization I'm going to fucking tackle you I stg.

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This is why they took away our pockets. We'd be too powerful

And what about it

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beaming my period cramps to the blorbos right now anyone else want to dump their miscellaneous miseries on the blorbos?

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My calculous professor saw me on tumblr in class today, and I'm horribly sick and since I've already taken this class before I knew the lecture material for this particular lesson already and am totally checked out.

He looked at my notes, looked at my laptop screen, and asked me to tell him something I had learned during this lecture. Of course, my mind went blank. So I looked him dead in the eyes and told him "It's hard to keep a cannoli in your pocket."

This was not what he was expecting and completely threw him off as I pulled two cannoli from my pocket and set them on the table.

"... [Name]. What the fuck?"

I have no memory of where I got the cannoli, or when they ended up in my pocket. But I have successfully intimidated the professor in to terror at my raw power and strength.

I win :3

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me collecting my favorite people and memes on my blog

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Fellow members of the hypermobile club, is the criss cross applesauce—chest to the ground combo comfortable or is it just me? I require a peer review because my roommate keeps threatening to call an exorcist when I sit like this.

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Unpopular opinion but they should invent a body that can tell the difference between hungry signals and acid reflux.

Hm my belly feels weird and kinda cold on the inside but I can't tell if that's because I need to eat or I've over eaten and now have acidy stomach. Will food solve the issue or make it worse? How can I tell without eating the food because I don't want it to be worse?

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Got another whump prompt for you inspired by my IRL miseries, but: sunburns. (TW for sunburns, I guess? Throwing it under the cut anyways)

Sunburns are, essentially, a minor radiation burn. And when they’re severe, they cause issues

And I’m not just talking ‘oh I got skin cancer ten years later issues,’ there’s this handy dandy thing called ‘sun poisoning.’

Different from heat stroke or heat exhaustion, sun poisoning is essentially minor radiation poisoning. This is usually seen in people with second or third degree sunburns.

Symptoms of sun poisoning include: fever, nausea, vomiting, severe inflammation, dehydration, severe cramping and joint pain, and itching.

In my experience, the itching is the worst. 10/10, pain but not really, even the lightest breeze can set it off and you’re screaming for it to stop. Also, lidocaine and other topical painkillers rarely help with the itch, even if they bring down the inflammation.

You seriously want to tear your skin off. It’s utter torture, and that’s coming from someone with chronic pain conditions that send most people running for the hills. In the two times I’ve had burns this bad, I had to be sedated several times because it itched so bad I couldn’t stop screaming.

And the inflammation. If you were burned on your back (like I was) raising your arms above the shoulder was a challenge, as was opening them all the way to the sides. If you get burned on your legs, you can’t even stand straight without pulling on the inflammation.

Now, couple that with the infernal itching, the chills and nausea and the hypersensitivity of fever? Of the skin coming off your back/thighs/arms in sheets? Of it cracking open again and blistering and being so, so painful to move for weeks after? Good for tormenting a pale whumpee.

And how long it takes to set in is another thing. I’m very very pale, but for context: an hour in hawaiian sun gave me second degree burns. Thirty minutes at my home altitude of 5000 feet gave me severe burns. It does not take long at all. A whumpee restrained outside on a particularly sunny day? Maybe with their hands tied above their head and left there to wither for a day before being brought back inside crispy and dehydrated? Beautiful.

And for those of you who love scar whump: sunburns scar. And more than just a tan or freckles, I mean scar-scar. Everywhere it blisters, everywhere it peals and cracks open? Scars. In my case, it blends with the freckles in a white and dark pattern of blotches, but more than that the scars get phantom itches and pains. Sensation is dulled and they grow tight like other burn scars. Whumpee’s body will carry those burns for a good few years, if not for life.

And if you’re holding onto a whumpee that long, cancer is gonna crop up somewhere. These are radiation burns, after all.

(Bonus: for those of you like me who burn really easy, or want to inflict some nasty melanoma on a whumpee, remember the ABCDEs of skin cancer: Asymmetric shape, Border is irregular, Color is weird, Diameter is unusually large, and it’s Evolving and changing, it’s probably cancer.)

Anyways. I keep seeing the lily white anime pretty boy in so much media and not enough sunburn whump. If you’re going to make them that pale they must suffer the curse of the sun like all the rest of us sad fucks, in my honest opinion. Give them boys some burns!

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I don’t know what post I liked when or who I follow that reblogged it but I accidentally wandered into therian/non human tumblr. Despite not being one myself everyone here is oddly chill and it’s refreshing after the hell my tumblr has been the last few days. It’s like that scene in snow white where she gets scared by the creepy woods and wanders into a clearing just to discover that the animals are friendly and will tolerate her for a time.

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hey man i think your twink is disturbed. On a very deep fundamental and psychological level