#Gloryhammer shitpost

[uupiic]

Funny thought I remembered:

Angus 2 spends 20 years on the space station. That's 20 years of Fife (presumably) going to hell.

What is everyone doing over this time???

What is the clone doing over this time????

Zargothrax be like, "my progeny has served me well".

My guy, your progeny was fucking around the countryside for 20 additional years while you sat in the ice.

Everybody in Fife just waiting for Angus to show up. Next time Zargel shows up, they should just find the respective Angus and send him off on a vacation to some distant space resort for a bit. Evil wizard Invasion has been halted indefinitely, or until the resort runs out of piña coladas. Make sure they receive regular deliveries.

[electricpentacle]

Inspired by

[chaotic-neutral-wizard]

[adrasteaeydiate]

No one :

Zargothrax:

[antisocial-entomancer]

who’s sexier, mettaton or the robot prince of auchtertool

[biollyante]

don't listen to gloryhammer sing about the robot prince of auchtertool on repeat at 1 am while in a daylight savings-induced time warp, i am romantically inclined towards my microwave now

[bobcat-pie]

worst part of designing a robot character is the freedom. what if they had multiple arms. what if their face mimicked a human's. what if they had no face. what if they had 100 eyes. what if some parts magnetically levitated. what if they had LED displays. WHAT IF i had some more goddamn DIRECTION

[sevenspires]

If Ralathor got stabbed with the Knife of Evil it simply wouldn’t work because he’s immune to bullshit

[smolsleepyfox]

Them: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: I'm a chaos wizard

Them: But what's in your pants?

Me: Doom.

[tellmeoflegends]

Found this on Facebook, had to share.

[uupiic]

OK, but this is making me question how the Deathknights of Crail are being mind-controlled.

Is it some kinda device transmitting, like, a sound, or a code, in some kinda frequency in their ears/brain?

If so, can this theoretically be reversed, or the frequency changed, so now you have Deathknights who have turned on their Grand Master?

[electricpentacle]

👀 gloryhammer, for the ask game?

Blorbo: Zargothrax, my overly dramatic literally omnicidal space wizard beloved.

Scrunkly: Angus XIII, the soul of a golden retriever puppy in the body of a himbo with an Artifact Of Ultimate Power

Scrimblo Bimblo: Dreadlord Proletius, Zargothrax's eyeliner-rocking Emotional Support Minion. Who is awesome and deserves all the fanart. And Paul Temple so loves being a villain.

Glup Shitto: The Goblin King. Excuse me sir WHERE did you find that portal-opening crystal and WHY are you so cheerful about giving Mx Thrax there the power to set the known universe on fire? Is it that perhaps this universe is NOT, in fact, where you keep all your stuff? I have headcanons.

Poor little meow meow: ...Zargothrax again, I guess? Faves don't get much more problematic than feeding the galaxy to an Elder God.

Plinko Horse: Ralathor. This depressed stick suffers so elegantly.

Eeby Deeby: ...not going into that here for fear of violent cancellation but you can probably guess.

[chaotic-neutral-wizard]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The hootsforce arise

Proletious dies

[angusmcfifesteeth]

This is partially a reference to B99 lmao. I don’t think Angus is paying attention.

(ft my Gloryhammer OC Asmodeus the unicorn :3)

[borealopelta]

actually now that i think about it nobody in gloryhammer is cis.

[bobcat-pie]

hate that Maleficus Geminus fucks so hard even though it has lyrics with word choices like "boronic." What does that MEAN.