imagine you need to get away from the house and your responsibilities for a hot second and there's this bus driver/tour guide you meet and he invites you on a one-time big sightseeing trip (what the bus driver is telling himself. don't worry about that). and at first you think it's like a date and he's into you but this dries up maybe half a day in when the sightseeing goes wrong and he starts angsting about his dead girlfriend. anyway the trip gets extended and he's still the worst most disappointing tour guide in the world so you do the emotional equivalent of poking at him with a stick and asking what the hell is wrong with him. bus driver relents and reveals that his whole family is dead and he's been trying to avoid thinking about it by being a bus driver. you listen to him as he talks about how nice his town was before it exploded and you suddenly realize that the bus driver is furiously grieving/homesick/depressed and you're like the only thing stopping him from driving off a cliff and into the sea. especially bc the next day you run into the mafia and the bus driver starts screaming at them to kill him. then he hugs an electric fence. and then he tells you to take the bus keys and leave him and screams at the mafia to kill him again. and like this is so obviously horrific but what can you do besides stay with him on more sightseeing trips and hope you're doing enough to keep him alive. bc one of the responsibilities you ducked from was your job of saving people and this stupid fucking bus driver is a person in need of saving so bad. even if he starts shutting down when he manages to catch that you're directly onto how unstable he is. anyway, on an unrelated note, ten and martha from hit tv show doctor who,
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are you joking... i am going insane... i need him so bad. expeditiously.
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so called free thinkers when butch women
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I want to eat u art
I can?
oh i do love getting this type of ask, makes me all fuzzy inside!
and i do indeed have some "food" for you! i wasn't quite sure how to present this before, but now seems like a good time!
i've done quite a bit of actor au shenanigans... i did say Rainy would get some proper roles eventually.... so...
introducing the newest slasher in theaters, Blood Prom!
it's supposed to be kinda cheesy, kinda satire, you know the deal! it's just serious enough where you can get into it though!
(would you believe me if i said i made the entire synopsis? the movie is not even real and im brainrotting over it.... blast....) (it's a bit amusing though!)
the synopsis is quite long, so perhaps I'll put it in a different post if you're interested! for the most part, i made a lot of art of the whole thing...
[ more blood under the cut! ]
what a blockbuster! (i guess!) it's all in good fun, i assure you!
I suppose i should say Rainy plays as Cory Sawyer, the final girl in the movie, while Maverick plays Johnathan, who is our killer!
bless them both really....
cory... my beloved...
rainy in a cheerleading costume is something i didn't really know i needed...
as always, maverick belongs to @thatthirstyweirdo!
(do send her love when you get the chance!)
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the more mediocre period television i watch the clearer it becomes that the master and commander style initial title card is the only elegant way to do historical exposition. gold standard. just tell me where we are and what year it is so we dont have to waste the pilot watching characters explain war to each other like they all suffered severe head injuries before walking into the scene
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I can totally picture Armand giggling every morning while he put on those contact lenses and came up with new ways to fuck with Daniel’s head.
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after a solid 2 month reading slump, your girl just finished a whole ass book in ONE DAY.
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I PASSED 2/6 OF THIS SEMESTER'S SUBJECTS, NOW THERE IS ONLY THE ONLINE EXAMS LEFT 🤙
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!
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