#Good Housewife

[raspberriebabie]

i like the idea of being so high that all i can do is lay there and fucking take it. cock down my throat or in my pussy or ass, bruising me, biting me, whatever you want. use dildos or vibrators or try to fist me or shove wine bottles or fruit and vegetables in my cunt… talk to me however you want, call me a slut and a whore or treat me like a doll or your little girl or whatever you want… just use me.

[pr1ncessk1tty]

🍒

[pleasepossessme]

waiting to be defiled by you... ✨💕

🩷 please reblog, i wanna be porn 🩷

[insignificant457]

There is a nebulous jordie lives au which lives entirely in my head in which jordie recovers from the plague while Kaz is still sick. He gets up to find them food and water only to return and discover Kaz is nowhere to be found. Still recovering from the fever, he searches the barrel for days before he finally sees Kaz wandering down the staves in a sort of fugue state, soaked to the bone with a haunted look in his eyes.

Kaz won’t tell him what happened, but jordie knows it’s bad because his baby brother flinches every time he touches him, and soon enough he’s started wearing gloves, even in the height of summer.

Soon, they discover kazs gift for cards, and it keeps them fed and clothed, if not much else. Kaz is angry at jordie for losing the money, refuses to let him make any decisions. Jordie is beholden to his angry traumatized little brother because he can’t deny that he failed them the first time around.

Kaz is offered a place in his pick of the gangs, but the only one willing to take both him and his tag along older brother is the dregs. Jordie dies a little bit inside when they join up, when they take the tattoo side by side, but he’s not sure they’ll survive another winter on the streets.

And the plot of SoC generally goes on from there. Jordie tags along on the ice court, he and Jesper test kazs patience at every turn, he’s constantly offering unsolicited annoying older brother advice about Inej.

This lends itself to a really interesting exploration of Kaz and jordies relationship, what holds brothers together in the face of incredible trauma, the skewed power dynamic of Kaz becoming the breadwinner for them both at the age of nine, etc etc. But mostly, this au is a vessel for the sailing of the ultimate crack ship, which is of course, jordie/alys Van Eck.

[strawb3rryangelw]

[vinithi]

be fully naked at home, serve and do everything like a perfect housewife should.

Be a toilet, kneel in the bathroom, and wait to be used. Wake up in the middle of the night just because the owner is horny and wants my tongue

Kneel in the kitchen, waiting as owner eat dinner that I prepared and maybe, if this was good I can kneel on the floor with my big toy inside me and eat my dinner. I will thank my owner as they allow me to eat after. Then, clean the kitchen when they are deep inside me.

[nellasbookplanet]

That post I reblogged about Imogen '8 strentgh' Temult being fanonized as burly is mostly lighthearted, but it also reminded me how the fanon depiction of Imogen has shifted. Earlier in the campaign, when Laudna was perceived as the stronger of the two, the one who took care of poor little innocent, anxious, migraine afflicted Imogen, fanon-Imogen was this short, round, soft looking person. Now, as canon has made it very clear that Imogen is the (mentally) stronger of the two, the one who's trying to stop Laudna from spiraling, her fanon self has shifted into something more traditionally masculine, leaning into the farmgirl aesthetic of pants and cowboy hats and muscles, even as her canon design has only gotten more feminine with sheer dresses and skirts.

And I'm not one to pass up on fun fanon designs; I've certainly reblogged my fair share of muscly Imogen because I'm only human and Imogen with muscles hot. I don’t think these designs are done with any larger motive than 'she looks good like this'. But I also kind of think we need to have a conversation about how fandom keeps trying to slot these two characters in a non-heteronormative relationship into heteronormative roles of (feminine) soft, weak, innocent person to be cared for/saved and (masculine) strong, heroic, saviour taking care of them, however unconsciously it’s done.

[goon4mywhorewife]

[raspberriebabie]

okay having a slightly fucked up idea: i’m young and healthy right, so i become a surrogate for some fancy rich couple in their late thirties, maybe doctors or something and neither of them can or want to get pregnant and so they need me. we meet through a legit agency and everything and we get to know each other pretty well during the whole process. but once i’m like officially pregnant things start changing a bit… not necessarily in a bad way. they start visiting more, inviting me over more. cooking for me, buying me cute maternity clothes, and putting a hand on my belly way before the baby can even kick. eventually one of them kisses me, something something they end up fucking me tell me how pretty i look full of their baby. eventually i just end up moving in, just pampered and fucked and praised until the baby is born. and then it just keeps going. i keep living with them, and i get pregnant again soon and we keep fucking and i get knocked up again and again and again and i just keep being their little breeding slut.

[kwittenpawz]

I need a big, strong man to sneak into my room and rape me ♡ creampie me and kidnap me away from my family, hypnotize me into believing THE TRUTH. I am a dumb female, and the only thing females are good for is pleasing their husband's, making babies, and cleaning and cooking ♡

[tw1nkee28]

Guys

Guys please

I don't post him nearly enough but I promise this is my wife

He's MY wife

[sachi]

☆ Hatsune Miku // VOCALOID "feat. Yoneyama Mai" ☆ 1/7 / Good Smile Company ☆ December 2025 ¥32,800 ☆ Sculpt Sasaki Kai Paint Bread-Loving Housewife Photo phaius66

[goon4mywhorewife]

I got the wife a new bikini as a reward for being such a good girl. Do you think it’s too revealing for a Mom to wear at the lake with her family?

[raspberriebabie]

looking at apartments and i saw a house that had like four roommates and i had an idea… four or five guys are looking for a roommate but the rent they’re asking is more than i can afford but okay maybe we can make a deal. i don’t have to pay rent if i cook for all of them and clean and “do all that.” obviously i agree but maybe i should have asked a few more questions. i don’t notice the full extent of it until the second morning i after i got there, when one of the guys just gets in the shower with me and starts kissing up my neck and grabbing my tits. when i startle and ask what he’s doing and he teases “well this is what you agreed to, silly, cooking and cleaning and taking care of our needs. you’re gonna be our little housewifey aren’t you?” and i’m too surprised to argue so i let him push me down onto my knees and suck his dick. he comes all over my tits and leaves me in the shower. then when i’m cooking breakfast for everyone, another one of the boys comes up and pulls my shirt up and grabs and bites and sucks on my tits. and then i get used to it and suddenly they’re all just fucking me constantly. while i’m cooking and folding laundry and doing homework and watching tv. i’m even kinda picturing it just continuing like that. like maybe we keep living together after college with the same arrangement and then maybe i get pregnant, maybe a couple times, then i quit my job and basically am a housewife who gets fucked constantly

wow that got long sorry lol

[where-is-gtws]

Scar is in the kitchen, I wonder what he's cooking 🤔