#HE IS SO HOT AAAGHHHH

[scruus]

[nozunhinged]

Bro that was fucking INTENSE!!!

I can't wrap my head around what Boston's deal is, he was so tame the whole episode and CLEARLY has the hots for nick an then BOOOOMMM HE FUCKS THEM ALL UP?!!!??!!

Is it because they seem in love? And he thinks that's bullshit?? Or is it bc he knows he fucked top? Bro I'm so confused aaaghhhh

[steaksex]

Cuck ohhh my god tyyyy everyone who like chipped in there. That was really really hot, i really like when im not in control and i really like how many people sent me anons and i liked how many said they were showing other people too. It all got me really wet, i figure rhat it was less the piss itself that got me off but the desperation and having so many people participate in making it harderrrrr aghhh. This sorta thing wouldnt work with like edging or anything eother i dont think because id just forget im horny entirely as soon as i stopped touching myself. Sorry i didnt cum or anything but i still got the weird endorphin rush afterglow effect as if i had, which is fair because letting go REALLY felt good. Im cleaning up a bit now, gonna relax a bit and jack off for realsies and then shower but goddddd. Sorry its important thT i say thank you and appreciate the people getting me off and i certainly dont wanna neglect all the people helping me outtt aaaghhhh that anon telling me they were squirting... bro i wasnt super coherent but i was green with envy. Everyone knows squirts piss and i was so mad someone else was getting that. AAANDDD i had only had one ruined orgasm since like yesterday?? Absolutely fumingggg. AAANDDD anon telling me i was their foreplay.... ghougghhhhhh that was really really hot i hope youre having number one awesome sex rn. This has already been really really nice and im only 2 days in. ALSOOOO i hope you guys like the weird bro-y cocky sorta sub thing ive got going on. Im really really really liking it, its like weirdly gender euphoric to be some stupid asshole who bites off more than he can chew and keeps insisting that its FINEEEE its awesome. UMMMMM runs away to jerk my dick but ohhhhggggg thank youuuu

[vegafiction]

Bon Appétit

Words: 1.6k Pairing(s): Yusuke/Akira (shukita) Fandom: Persona 5 NSFW Prompt: Rimming Warning(s): Detailed Rimming, bottom!Akira, mild cursing

This was meant to be a warmup, but it ended up becoming 1.6k words of self-indulgence. Shout out to @hypertails7773 on discord for beta reading this for me!

Yusuke’s mouth is hot against his heated skin. Teeth graze across his skin, sharp canine press into his shoulder blade, daring to break through but they never do. His tongue licks a heated trail from the top of Akira’s shoulder to the nape of his neck. Yusuke nips his jugular and Akira’s body shudders.

The air between them is hot and humid. Akira’s body feels like it’s on fire. He grinds into Yusuke’s lap, his hands scrambling for Yusuke’s shoulders. Their groins rub together; the fabric is harsh against their sensitive dicks but oh-so-relieving.

Yusuke’s teeth sink possibly into the nape of his boyfriend’s neck. Akira’s moan is breathless and loud. He grinds harder.

“Akira,” Yusuke breathes into his neck, inhaling the boy’s intoxicating scent. “Please, contain yourself.”

Akira’s laugh is as breathless as his moans. His nails dig into Yusuke’s shoulder blades as he cranes his neck further back, allowing his lover more access to his skin. “You’re the one who should contain himself. What am I supposed to tell Sojiro when he sees me covered in hickies?”

Yusuke sucks a new bruise just below Akira’s earlobe. He shudders from the touch and pants from the flame of pleasure coursing through him. He jerks his hips forward, chasing a release he can’t seem to claim when Yusuke’s hands cease their exploration of his body and clamp down on Akira’s hips, halting his grinding.

Yusuke pulls away from his lover’s neck and presses their foreheads together.

“Yusuke?”

Yusuke’s eyes bear deeply into Akira’s soul. A small, tender smile forms on his lips.

“You are a true beauty to behold,” he murmurs. Suddenly, Akira is on the floor of the attic, his boyfriend barely a breath away from his face. Long, calloused fingers caress the length of his cheek gingerly. “Please allow me a moment of selfishness, Akira. I want the entire world to know to whom my heart belongs to.”

Akira’s breath hitches, his heart a stuttering mess. He lets out a trembling breath.

“Okay,” An impish grin spills across his face. “Let’s show them.”

The amount of adoration that radiates from Yusuke fills Akira with a sense of warmth that has nothing to do with desire or the humid atmosphere.

Their lips crash together in a mess of impatience and excitement. It’s wet and desperate as though both boys were in a hurry to shower the other in as much affection as they could. Akira’s hands roam across Yusuke’s back again. He could feel those muscles tense in movement through the thin fabric of Yusuke’s shirt; could imagine how hot and soft Yusuke’s flesh would be without that barrier between them.

A loud, unsolicited moan rips from his throat the moment Yusuke jerks his hips. Their ground, still flushed together from their positions, rub against the other.

“Fuck,” Akira grunts. His back arches as Yusuke continues to grind into him. “Y-Yusuke, please! Stop teasing me!”

The look of innocence that Yusuke nails him with makes Akira want to scream.

“Whatever do you mean?” His question is punctuated with another harsh grind. Akira’s needy gasp fills the gap between them.

He shoots his lover a halfhearted glare; the blunt crescents if his nails dig into Yusuke’s back.

“Fuck me or I’m taking control.” Akira challenges, dark eyes daring.

Yusuke’s lips latch onto Akira’s again. He breaks their contact only to nibble on his lover’s earlobe again.

“Yusuke,” Akira sighs. He hooks his legs around the taller boy’s waists and tries to pull him closer. Their clothes serve as an unhappy reminder of their existence. Akira wants nothing more than to tear them off and feel Yusuke’s heated flesh against his own.

Suddenly, Yusuke pulls away.

“Wh-what are you doing?”

“Teasing you,” Yusuke says languidly, the smirk on his face sends a spike of heat through Akira.

“No, no!” Akira scrambles onto his elbows as Yusuke watches him. “You don’t get to do that. Only I get to tease you—“

“Ah yes, you seem to quite enjoy making me flustered.”

Yusuke works Akira out of his jeans with expertise he should not have. One minute, Akira laid on the floor, fully clothed and the next he was exposed from the waist down. His dick lay heavy and moist against his thigh; his skin overheated and sensitive from their senseless grinding

Yusuke’s eyes were like a prey surveying their next meal. It left Akira feeling breathless and horny. He swallowed thickly.

“When you said you wanted to show the world who your heart belonged to, I thought that meant we were going to have romantic sex. You know, like usual.”

Yusuke’s chuckle was deep and foreboding. Akira felt his dick twitch in anticipation. A blush crawled up to the nape of his neck.

“You are mistaken, my love. I asked for a moment of selfishness. I plan to fuck you tonight. Please forgive me for the sinful actions I will subject you with. I wish to show the world how deep my possession of you runs. If you may allow me to.”

Akira’s gulp was audible in the quiet, humid attic.

“O-okay.”

Yusuke’s lips were on his again. This time it was soft and tender; slow and steady. He murmured a barely audible thank you into Akira’s mouth before Yusuke’s skilled, clammy hands flipped the shorter boy over and perched his ass into the air.

Bewildered by the sudden pose change, Akira opens his mouth but clamps it shut as Yusuke’s tongue makes its presence known against his tight ring. He traces his tongue along the ridges of Akira’s hole and sucks. Akira jerks from the touch, a startled yet delighted moan carries across the quiet attic.

“Your moans are a delight, Akira,” Yusuke chuckles. He kneads the boy’s cheeks tenderly, spreading them further before he dives back into his meal.

Another curse rips from Akira’s lips. He pants under Yusuke’s ministrations and tries to grip onto the closest thing near him—the cold iron of his shelf. It rattles dangerously from his touch.

With unprecedented strength, Yusuke pulls Akira’s ass closer to him, ripping him away from the shelf. He spreads Akira’s legs apart so they’re on either side of his knees and holds the boy’s ass close to his face so that Akira is forced to keep himself face down on the ground.

“What a delectable pose. You are truly a beauty to be reckoned with.”

Akira’s reply comes in the form of a loud, needy moan as Yusuke returns to his ministrations. He licks a circle around the clamping ring and sucks harder onto Akira’s gasps are loud and sharp.

Another curse fills the room.

“Y-Yusuke, I swear—! Please—nnghh ah!”

A finger slips inside and Akira’s gasp is desperate and full of need. Yusuke crooks his finger and rubs.

“Nnnghhh! Stop teasing me!”

A second, moist finger joins the first and Akira’s hips jerk from the burn. Yusuke watches with a mixture of lust and fascination as Akira’s ring clamp tightly around his fingers. He pulls his fingers out slowly, admiring the way Akira snags around him, desperate to keep his fingers inside but wanting more.

Akira scrapes his fingers on the ground, beads of sweat dotting his brow as heat boils in his groin.

“Y-Yusuke,” he cries. “Yusuke! Yusuke!”

“We have barely begun and yet you are quickly unraveling. Such eagerness!”

Akira’s fists hit the ground in a moment of frustration. Yusuke’s amused chortle does nothing to alleviate his desire for release.

“A leader must have patience to reap his rewards.” Yusuke’s fingers sink deeper into Akira. He reaches down to his knuckle then slowly drags it out, scissoring as he went.

Akira shoves his knuckles into his mouth to stifle his moans. His teeth sink into his skin, breaking flesh. He can taste the copper on his tongue.

Yusuke’s fingers pull away completely, leaving his lover’s hole wanting.

“Oh, how you desire me. How gorgeous!” Yusuke sighs. The palms of his hands knead Akira’s cheeks again. Akira’s whole body shakes from the tension.

“Yusuke, if you don’t get the lube right now, I’m ripping your pants off and riding your dick raw.” Akira threatens, his voice hoarse from overuse.

Yusuke hums thoughtfully for a moment. “A rather intriguing threat but I do believe I am the one in control of our pace. Watching you come undone is quickly becoming one of my most coveted images of you. Please, let me hear your melodious moans once more.”

“Yusuk—Aaaghhhh!”

Before he could fully say his name Yusuke’s devilish fingers dove deep into Akira followed by a dangerously experienced tongue. Akira’s hands slammed and scraped across the floor as he pants. He writhes and twitches in Yusuke’s hold, a sliver of drool escaping his lips as he screams. Yusuke’s fingers crook inside him and brushes against something that shoots fire and lightning into Akira’s veins. Yusuke’s inquisitive fingers press again despite knowing what he’s found.

Akira’s whole body shudders. He’s wound tight, hot and sweaty. Another press has him gasping for breath. Another poke makes him scream. Yusuke assaults his prostate until Akira comes undone. He unloads onto Yusuke’s lap, ringlets upon ringlets of cum drip from his dick until Akira’s body twitches uncontrollably from Yusuke’s torturous fingers.

He collapses into his mess, heaving and exhausted; black hair matted against his sweaty forehead.

Yusuke flips him onto his back and crawls in between his spread legs. He hovers over the exhausted boy, gray eyes glimmering with mischievous delight.

“Do not rest yet. The night is still young.”

Akira freezes. “Yusuke... I came already.”

“Yes, I am aware. Is your lube with your personal belongings?”

“Yusuke,” Akira tries again. He reaches out for the boy but misses him as he heads for Akira’s box of belongings. “I just came!”

“Yes,” Yusuke drawls. He finds what he’s looking for and turns to Akira, still spent and half-naked on the floor. “And you will come again and again tonight and into tomorrow.”

“Oh my god,” Akira breathes, turned on all over again. “I should have bought more lube.”

[please-dont-hurt-me]

Mchanzo rec

The cooking cowboy by SadakoTetsuwan (wip at 30 chapters right now, 77046 words, and has a mature rating)

“It had started simple—he just needed a good recipe for matcha cake to surprise Genji on his birthday, and so he’d started clicking around for tutorials on YouTube. But now Hanzo is in deep, and is officially part of ‘The Chuckwagon’; the mostly middle-aged, mostly female fan following of YouTube cooking sensation Jesse McCree, the Cooking Cowboy.How had his life come to this?“

I think I should make it obvious that I love this. I love that Mccree cooks and is so good at it, I love how Hanzo picks up a hobby. I especially love that mishaps happen because of a lawyer email. Genji is both a little shit and a good brother, like a realistic sibling. Hanzo’s anxiety feels kind of similar to my own in a sense.  It’s got good and realistic pacing, having them learn of each other, making the interact, start to flirt, have them meet, have hesitations, meet eachother halfway, and follow through. The only thing I’m not particularily fond of was the Gency but it was minor and was mostly just side fluff which is all right by me. 

One of my favorite parts of this fic is that it has a recipe at the end of each chapter

Hanzo, Denial is Not a River in Egypt by SadakoTetsuwan (complete with 1/1 chapters, 5787 words, and has an explicit rating )

“Jesse likes Hanzo.

He's glad that Hanzo likes him back.

There's only one problem.

Hanzo doesn't think he's gay.”

I remeber one day I was scrolling through the Mchanzo tag when I remebered that this fic existed, for two scenes only. “It’s not gay if the dicks dont touch” from Hanzo and the last bit with Hanzo yelling out the window. I remebered these two scenes and I started franticly scrolling through the pics for that one comic that has a link to this fanfic. Its a good fic but you will have your hands in your palms for most of with how ridicously in denial Hanzo is. 

Just fyi, theres a lot of kinky shit so the explict tag is on there for a reason

A faithful companion by kaijuborn (complete with 1/1 chapters, 10195 words, and has a rating of teen-and-up)

“Hanzo is a wanderer, always on the move after leaving his home and his duties. However, when winter comes and he finds himself in an abandoned town, he decides to stay for a while. A large, three-legged wolf accompanies him, though the animal appears to be more than what first meets the eye.”

This fic is very beutiful. like the begging captures calmness and serenity, the second captures the feeling you have in a warm bed, late at night after drinking tea, and the final beat is the fluttery feeling of attraction and affection and it’s amazing.

Five Times Hanzo Shimada Lost His Composure by leoandlancer (complete with 6/6 chapters, 31856 words, and a Teen-and-up rating)

“When Hanzo first arrived at the Watchpoint, he wasn't expecting anything like Jesse McCree. Already shouldering the responsibility of pursuing his redemption, and trying to reconnect with Genji, Hanzo is determined to make his new arrangement a success. However, the gunslinger has an irritatingly thoughtless way of making Hanzo loose his composure. (Five Times + One fic of Hanzo increasingly loosing his cool over all the little things that come easily to McCree because help me I need more fluff.)”

Okay this is straight sugar and it’s great. Also in other news: Hanzo is super gay.

The 85th Annual King County Bake-Off by venvephe (wip that 4/5 chapters complete, 37995 words, and has a Mature rating)

“It’s October first, and it’s all come down to this.

The cake is perfect. He’s been waiting for this moment all year, since the previous baking competition. This is his chance at redemption, at reclaiming the crown of the best baker in the county. It’s a title only the winner of the county fair can hold. He’s waited a year and spent hours upon hours at work. Early mornings and late nights, scrapped ideas and tons of flour and sugar went into his masterpiece. It’s all led to him to standing here, awaiting the announcement of the winners.

This year, it’s going to be Hanzo. Last year’s winner - his rival, his nemesis - is going down. Hanzo’s not going to let his mortal enemy take the crown for a third year in a row.

What kind of name is Jesse McCree, anyways?”

Hanzo is a very bitter baker who is angry that a “soccer mom” beat him. Hot guy whose his type approaches him at the competions. Turns out “soccer mom” is the hot guy, he wins. Hanzo’s pride is seriously bruised and litterally broke the fucking eggs at the goddman supermarket.... hanzo wtf is wrong with you. I mean this is perfectly in character but god this is why i can relate to mccree more in social situations. He’s such a stubborn guy and this stupid prideful man makes so many mistakes aaaghhhh.

Willing to lie by Ilyen (wip with 6 chapters, 58434 words, and an explict rating)

"It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

-Jesse McCree probably

A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

This is ridicouslous. It pulls no punches with its comedy and its tradgety. Its great in how despite being put in a fucking miserable situation because of the shimada’s, Mccree is still so sweet to them and I live for how all of them interact. I love how shimada family dinamic works (or doesnt) because it show how toxic their enviroment and how they cope in diffrent ways. 

The Hunter and the Demon by WinterOcelot 

This one is a series which is great and I’ve commented on each of the fics in that series. the lore is amazing and so is the relationships. its definately worth the read. 

Here’s the summerary of the first fic:

“A violent creature has been murdering people in the small Japanese village of Hanamura. When nothing is done about it for a whole month, veteran monster hunter Jesse McCree decides it's time for a professional to be called in.What he happens to stumble across is far from what he was anticipating.“

but my favorite of the series’s summary is:

“Jesse gets a call about a vampire coven in Australia. He agrees to investigate, which means another lengthy flight for Hanzo the grumpy (but snuggly) demon.“

Sweet as Honey by Batkatbrown (wip with 12 chapters, 37516 words, and mature rating)

“Maybe.” Jesse’s voice rasped at the end, rising sharply. “But … um… if you did want… you know… a bed would be nice.” Jesse lowered his eyes to the ground, the slightest tremor running down his body. “Mabel’s asleep and your car’s just outside…”

Hanzo’s heart plummeted into his stomach, revulsion coiling into his throat like a living thing. “Jesse.” He paused to draw in a calming breath, fighting to control the beast inside. It raged in his eyes, and he curled his hand into a fist in Jesse’s shirt. The room felt too small, the air sucked away.

“When I take your mouth, you will be begging for it,” Hanzo’s voice growled in his throat. “Not a cheap offer to buy affection or kindness from me,” he drew Jesse down and tilted his mouth to his ear. “But because you can’t stand being parted from me for a single second more.”

It’s a beautiful fic full of realistic veiws of America; assholes, poverty, shitty care of vetrans, ptsd, and unfourte situations. Mccree is scrapping by and the cake he got for his sister’s birthday is smashed by an asshole and Hanzo swoops in and not only buys him a fancy birthday cake but multiple toys.

it seems like a sugar daddy au but it isnt. They might be attracted to each other but it is an exchange of sex for money.

Happiness is a Warm Puppy by murgamurg (complete with 2/2 chapters, 5170 words, and gen rating)

“Hanzo finds a ball of fur that waddles to him immediately.It is -- a puppy. He doesn't know what to do with a puppy.“

Its as pure and sweet as it sounds. Its amazing and theres 101/10 chemistry and I love how deep they are in pining. The last scene is amazing and 100000/10.