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#ive fallen down#am paralyzed actually#cant do shit#HE IS SO HOT AAAGHHHH#im actually gonna puke#i think#he is too much for me#.rizzsays#love and deepspace
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anyway guys my phone fucking died died like its unresponsive etc so im taking it to a servis tomorrow and im phoneless until further notice, sorry for the inconvenience but im real fucking pissed good fucking night
#! natsume stfu#on the verge of tears bc now i cant do anything#cant chack my timetable cant use a calculator cuz i left my actual one at home#cant do SHIT#i hope they fix it real fucking fast
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mere saare dost chutiye hai istg i hate the way they treat me
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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aomine has depression and thats not nearly what i have so even tho we both have "lies in bed and does absolutely fuck all because our bodies hate us" eras and i cant WRITE ABT IT RN im mad. long covid is such a nuisanceeeeeee .
#no bc i am so ill rn for WHAT#whatever neurological issues following long covid i have that rn#cant do SHIT#barely can type#had to fix so many typos#and i look at everything like ok how can i make this into something i could write#woe! long covid upon you aomine daiki! jk i dont want to do that#be lame as hell tho#oh you thought you had fatigue as a side effect to depression girl wait til you have fatigue and depression as a side effect to long covid#im . kididng not doing that#why would i want 2 write about long covid i'd rather DIEEEE#properly miserable cant write rn cant watch tv its gone 5pm so cant sleep
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Our wrists are being painful today eugh
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my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰
#fom#fields of mistria#march#balor#art#fanart#not much to tag tbh#i do like march too but balor still takes the cake for me#i know i said that other one was my last fanart but i wanted to doodle march he looks easy to draw#and then balor happened too i cant help it#i just restarted the game im taking it slower this time#i really wish the dragonguard heist plan didnt fall through#cuz i wouldve loved to have isa just go try and grab balors keys#hehe#anyway march is canonically jacked right#not as much as his brother but he has the arms right#appearently balors eyes are brown but i have no idea what color marchs eyes are supposed to be#they just look black#love that the children are always on about balor being so mysterious#so real let me join the dragonguards#the amazing thing to me about balor is that i just did not give a shit about him in the promo art up until i met him in-game#like i saw him in the promos and was like cool whatever ill probably go for march...until i actually met him
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Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)
Part 2
#modern au#sanuso#usosan#stardew valley#one piece#op fanart#usopp#sanji#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#nico robin#luffy and zoro actually room together- usopp is only gaming on zoros computer because he wanted 2 keep it all a secret XD#cant do that while gaming right next to the man in question o _ o#Usopps computer is way better than zoros computer (cause usopp is an epic GAMER and not a filthy CASUAL)#so Zoro was totally down to switch with usopp (hes playing overwatch with every1 else rn)#that does unfortunately mean that he has to game next to the shit cook though XD
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IM SOBBING HE'S STILL PLAYING WITH BABY FINN EVEN WHEN HIS FUCKING LIFE IS BEING THREATENED HE'S SUCH A DAD
#I CANT DO THIS ANYM THE POOR GUY#HE WAS BORN TO BE A FATHER#oh shit all he wanted was a family...#simon petrikov#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#adventure time spoilers
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Is chole name already "owned"?
yup! but Zoe genuinely sees her as a sister, so she never orders Chloe to do anything she wouldn't do already.
#zoe lee#chloe burgeois#changeling au#my art#daddy dearest is conflicted because chloe is a nightmare and zoe is so so sweet but he also knows zoe isnt human#and is capable of great evils chloe cant do#so like. cater to your human daughter with a shit personality (which you should really put her in therapy for)#or cater to your seemingly kind inhuman daughter(?) who might end up being the leader of a cult
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The IDF is counting on people to not have any critical thinking skills at this point
#like what a joke#they cant even do basic research#it doesnt take much to figure out how an mri works#cant make this shit up#current events#idf#israel#jerusalem#gaza#palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#news#trending#twitter#viral#text post
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so this episode huh
#ugly crying im not kidding#i cant fucking do this shit#old gay people just fuck me up#the last of us#tlou#bill and frank really fucked me up guys#20k
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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#cant do shit#why she gotta b up in my business all the time bruh#cant do a flatlay without some bitches ruinin my mood!
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me when yellow lighting
#still cant figure out how to draw everyone else#i mean no shit lmao they are clones#but also i wanna make them kinda distinct and it is a process#also i was gonna give echo prosthetics but then i drew it and went#this literally looks like overwatch i cant do that to him#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#arc trooper fives#tcw fives#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tcw echo#they all look the same#aviiart#domino twins#he is t minus 5 seconds away from elbowing fives in the face
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