#HECK GO SLEP

[gt-ridel]

Has anyone done a pla au where Emmet figures out where Ingo went and approaches Arceus about it, and Arceus makes him a deal that if he agrees to aid and protect his chosen one he will be reunited with his twin, and Emmet agrees but instead of just sending him back in time like he thought, Arceus turns him into one of the three starter pokemon, and now he's got to figure out how to function as a level five cindiquil (or whatever, protags will always be Akari/Typhlosion to me, but whatever floats your boat). He can now speak to pokemon, but not to people, he has abilities he understands in a textbook sense, but not in practice, he's small and has stubby little paws instead of hands, and he has to somehow take care of a terrified, displaced child in a world where people are not nearly as kind and helpful as he is used to. (People helping each other seems to be a big cultural norm in most mainline pokemon games I think? Dunno. Covid brain)

I can't even imagine the turmoil he'd feel when Ingo finally shows up and he has to deal with the fact that, not only does Ingo not recognize him in his new form (which he had been somewhat prepared for) but his brother doesn't remember him at all.

Eventual happy ending of course, because I like those, but yeah. That's the idea.

Anyone done it yet?

[signoraviolettavalery]

Moments from the concert in Ptuj, before I forget

In between songs, people were throwing so many gifts at the stage. Literally just chucking bracelets, teddy bears, sunglasses, etc. Bojan trying to introduce a song and then having to try to catch things as they get thrown at him LMAO

at the part of Gola where he sings "my thoughts are wandering under your shirt" he goes over to Jan, who was wearing an unbuttoned jacket with nothing underneath it and puts his hand on his chest. So now we know under whose shirt Bojan's thoughts wander...

They seem to have changed a line in Ne Bi Smel from "sem bil slep" to "sem kreten" (I'm a jerk) - they made this change at the Belgrade Beer Fest and also at Ptuj

the feral Demoni scream sounds SO FERAL in person, videos do not convey how unhinged it sounds live

They did a song (Gola?) where he was asking the girls to sing a line the guys to sing a line and so on. the girls...doing a really good job. The guys....almost silence lmao, until the girls helped the guys out. I was cracking up.

he said something about who thanks to us fans they have a whole store of (sunglasses?) now? I didn't catch the word but he definitely said "store," I think he was getting across that they never have to go shopping for sunglasses ever again lmao.

During Metulji he just full on....lay down on the stage for a minute while Jan was doing the guitar solo at the end. Just...lay down and lay there. Boy was being dramatic as heck.

there were a bunch of actual children there (like, 8 years old ish? 12?) who were singing along to Novi Val, MY HEART

They did Padam and Metulji!! But did not do Bele Sanje :( :(

Someone was holding a sign that said "Bojan pls take your clothes off" which, um, I think it was a teenager probably but people need to learn boundaries lol

Bojan seemed really tired, GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP

[tsuki-sennin]

Tsuki plays NichiAsa catchup! Part Two! Three whole-ass episodes of PreCure! I'm uh... gonna have to truncate a few things, but that's okay! The important thing here is I'm getting myself back up to speed. And it might be extra long anyways, who knows~!

Tsubasa and Ageha get their finisher, and like... two episodes worth of soul-searching. That's the impression I'm getting.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Holy shit, that's so much breakfast

-Ageha, what the fuck, how can we afford to eat like that-

-You don't know what Tsubasa eats! He could need specific kinds of fruit like a waxwing, grain like a sparrow, snakes like a secretary bird! Hell, he could be a cannibal for all you know!

-Oh

-Well, that's two out of four, at least.

-Off to school with ye, girls not focused on this episode.

-I see Elle does not fear the vacuum.

-Running into the man's room right in front of him, you are so cruel Ageha-neesan.

-Pimped out crib.

-Oni Pants

-Borb Form

-What the fuck, that was like two seconds how-

-Come now Ageha, a bird's gotta bathe in a body of water!

-Tsubasa looks like someone put him in the drier on a towel setting.

-"Decompress, Tsubasa! I need to see the feathering!"

-S-Rank Victory Babysat.

-Sora's very happy to smell like Premium Bandai prices.

-Pretty Holic~!

-The boy sleps

-Staying up late into the night with your latest masterpiece...

-I can't believe she transformed once and then died the next episode. This is some Takahashi shit right there.

-"Don't Hehe! me, woman!"

-Tsubasa-mandated nap.

-"Well okay~! Time for you to go through the wringer~!"

-Well yeah Battamonda, they do tend to come in groups.

-In fairness, this idea is sound in theory.

-"It's time for you to paint~!"

-Tsubasa takes his craft seriously.

-Fittingly enough I relate Ageha a lot more to Tsubasa's dad.

-Ne! Ne?

-Tulip~!

-I suppose it's only fitting that a babby contributes to the artistic achievement of the babysitter's club.

-Hirogaru Yuki!

-Hirogaru Wanderful~!

-...Battamonda was weirdly fast there.

-"No littering! >:("

-Man Shield Cures are cool.

-"Wow Sora, I can't believe we had a fun adventure you can't prove didn't happen off screen~!"

-"It was wild, Mashiro~! Wait until Tsubasa hears about th- BIRD!"

-Battamonda hates babies.

-"NEEEEEE"

-You tell him, Princess!

-Ooooh

-Very nice colors.

-Updraft Shining!

-OHHHH PAINT PALLET THAT'S SO CUTE

-Red!

-White!

-"BUTTERFLY WHAT THE HECK-"

-The sounds are fun

-A whole-ass Phoenix.

-BORB GROUND POUND

-"Mirror Pad! ...I guess!"

-"HAX! I CALL HAX!"

-Age!

-HAPPY

-Good morning, Miyuki.

-Butterfly being part of the ending finally feels correct.

-Mashiron focus, let's goooo

-20 episodes! ...well, 21, but I'm getting there!

-Tea time.

-"Finally, some quiet."

-Horsegirl Yoyo

-No time for any of that, Cinderella time!

-Oh fuck Momotaro again.

-Fairy tale books, books, books, and books!

-...perhaps Miyuki should've waited a little, I think we're a little close to Marchenland.

-Shopping~!

-"Didn't I just scold you last episode about working yourself too hard?"

-"Whatever, Mom~!"

-NATSUMI-

-Sorry.

-That name's a bit of a fight or flight for me now

-Wait, Natsumi... Pretty Holic... oh, that's a Tropical Rouge reference

-Cute

-Mashi-ron Privileges

-MERMAIDS

-THIS IS TROPICAL ROUGE

-Time to write a story~!

-Lots and lots of

-...MOVED BY BREAD

-Sora, you are truly someone special.

-Elle wishes to become sand. She cares not for how coarse, rough, and irritating it may be.

-...I deadass thought that farshot of Sora was her making a lenny face.

-Oh okay, and this one of Mashiro gives me big Osaka energy.

-"Too big, too Momotaro!"

-"My artistic genius has left me and took the kids."

-"It's okay Mashiro! You're still based, you're still cool!"

-Uh oh, here comes trouble.

-Sharingan is Caringan.

-I mean it seems like this little guy doesn't mind her not handing over the keys to her kingdom too much.

-Well, that went nowhere~!

-Urashima Taro!

-"INSPIRATION STRIKES!"

-Go Mashiron, shuffle rapidly home!

-Finally hitting your stride is the most satisfying thing ever.

-Tea Time

-You know what you must do, Sora.

-"...Okay!"

-Appreciation Jumpscare

-Victory!

-Battamonda, once more!

-"Whoa, you might get hit by a truck and all your disgusting guts might get on your manuscript~!"

-Full Team Transformation!

-...at least, until the next one shows up.

-"Disrespecting the sancity of a traffic light!? Unforgivable!"

-T

-Toki wo tomare?

-"Fuck the fight! Prism's dream is our dream too!"

-...Oh my God, it pauses Battamonda too.

-Orange!

-Shield Mode!

-Oooooooh!

-Mashi-run!

-Big Borb

-"Well, whatever, I still won because I wasted your time, haha, ratio!"

-Lots of really cute faces this episode.

-Holy hell, Natsumi.

-Gentle world...

-May I see the gentle world?

-Aw that's nice

-The entire zoo became friends

-No victory in anything but a valuable experience

-MELODYYYYYYY

-Hibiki what the fuck,

-Vegetables

-Vegetables

-Last episode for today, let's gooooo

-He cleaned the windows and swept the floor and polished up the handle on the big front door~!

-Well you might very well not be Cure Wing forever, son.

-Yeah, growing up sucks hard, lad.

-HE SQUEAKS

-Tea time, once more!

-I think it's okay if you don't have a dream yet. I lived that way for a long time.

-Outing time?

-Vegetables....

-Imagine being a bird and making a bird.

-...wait, what the fuck am I talking about, we make statues all the time.

-Tomat... Corn...

-Peper...

-Compost!

-Ah the Wikipedia rabbit hole.

-Connect and expand!

-Luncc Time

-Raw Vege...

-Dip...

-DEPP SOSS

-Sora, do they not have sauce up there.

-Raiiiiiiiin!

-"The boy's a weathercock!"

-Battamonda's having a Battaponder.

-Man, eating under a gazebo in the rain...

-Peppers are too much for Ageha-san.

-"I don't have granny wisdom! I just learned a lot about weather during my- Oh!"

-Genuinely good message for a kids' show to have.

-Has he been posing there in the rain the whole time

-The Bird! The Bird!! You've officially gone too far this time, Battamonda!

-"Wing's bird... he's too fast!"

-"Oh golly, Sky, I worked real hard on it~"

-White! Blue!

-Freeze Magic

-Damn, this thing's cool.

-Ascending current!

-Shoot the sky!

-Hail~!

-...speaking of which, I'm so mad Hail was nerfed in Scarlet and Violet into "snowstorm", that's some weak-ass shit right there.

-Battamonda has resorted to a rampage.

-Beyond the clouds! Tsubasa Yuunagi takes flight!

-Pretty Cure! Titanic Rainbow! Rule of Three!

-"Next time is serious... you get it?"

-Mirror Pad! Help us out!

-Curry time...

-Blossoooooom!

-Good job, Tsubomi.

-Not a lot of cameos left.

-Alright, what's up for us next?

-Oh! Shalala!

-...Ohhhhh, Battamonda's planning something bad.

-Whew... now I'm all caught up! Yippee! Hot time!

-Alright, I'm gonna go eat lunch. All them vegetables made me hungry. Huttah!

[selfsaving]

                    something  literally  no - one  asked  for  but  i  made  anyway :  height  comparison  of  active  muses   !     can  u  believe  there’s  nearly  a  whole  foot  between  tallest   &   shortest     (   also  the  numbers  are  in  cms   !   )

[jolynelovemail-moved]

I havent slept in 2 days and im here drinking a red bull and listening to snoop dogg songs and ready to fight satan hhh

GO SLEEP HOLY CRAP??? stop drinking that shit u need to sleep before you start hallucinating and shit bruh

[latterdayqueer-inactivate]

Call me a gay but i cant help imagining Pearl (s/u) balcony scene but singing Tyler Glenn's Midnight ???

[house-of-tykayl]

cystar tho (headcanons)

imagine

cyborg and starfire are the cuddliest couple ever. the PDA is incredible. star will perch on his shoulders like he’s a climbing post/bird perch and generally just drape herself all over him bc he’s got a lot of surface area and she wants comfy. and cy will just grab her out of midair for huggles before letting her float away again like a balloon headed straight for the atmosphere. star will float higher when she wants to look over his shoulder at something (bc hes the only titan taller than her) and sometimes cy will just reach up and touch her waist and lead her around in the air like that while they chat

the other titans support them, but are simultaneously disgusted by the excessive amount of PDA. cy sometimes milks star’s affection to troll everyone, especially at the breakfast table. “hey star i havent had my morning kiss today” “oh apologies” “do that long tongue thingy again babe” “if you two dont let me eat my waffles in peace for just ONE morning i will open a portal to the seventh circle of hell and chuck the both of you inside”

star is living for the unabashed affection bc cyborg has no qualms about being proud boyfriend in public. like he’ll wrap an arm around her and go “hey star’s my girlfriend :)” and the grocery store clerk’s like “we know, that’ll be $15.99″ and star’s just beaming, holding the plastic bags full of snacks and unorthodox food combinations

if cy’s generous with the lovin wait till you see star lmao. “you are looking most beautiful today!” she keeps saying shit literally no one else will say, either (possibly) coz of the robot thing or just coz starfire’s being starfire, and cyborg’s just like *clutches_chest.jpeg* because she a lil weirdo but she makes him feel normal and appreciated and that he’s great the way he is, that he’s desired even if a lot of him isn’t organic anymore. like yes!! my boyfriend is comprised of 80% robotic parts!! he is extremely strong and the “cool”!!! is he not absolutely wonderful???

ok but starfire can almost never get enough touching, and cyborg’s just like aight *picks her up and carries her around on his arm for an hour* and she’ll just be giddy the entire time

more under the cut

star doesnt have a lot of preconceived notions of what a normal human relationship is, outside of things she sees on TV and robin’s incomprehensible push-pulling over the years. so she doesn’t care one bit about the fact that she’s cuddling a robot. she’d figured starting a relationship with anyone on earth would be something different for her regardless– so a lot of the things cyborg used to think a partner would find problems with, end up not happening because man, this alien chick. “may i lay together with you in your bed?” “girl are you saying you wanna sleep while standing up?? on my charging port???? surrounded by 3478012 cables and wires?????” “is there no room? then may i sleep on the floor?” she just wants to be with him

heck more bed shenanigans would involve like, cyborg awkwardly trying to lie down on star’s bed, and it feels weird coz he hasn’t slept in a real bed for years and while it feels nice he’s kinda sinking into the mattress and he’s self-conscious about leaving a dent in the frame?? or like rolling over at night and squashing star which would be awkward coz he’s more than a little heavy?? then star hops in and cuddles close and is all like shhhhhhhhh slep time

silkie is usually very happy about cyborg’s presence in star’s room, if only because he can gnaw on cy’s legs while they sleep. cy begins to think it’s also revenge since there’s a lot less space on the bed with himself in it, and silkie struggles to find room near starfire to sleep at night. they eventually just get a bigger bed. silkie is a lot less stressed– but cyborg still wakes up with chew marks in his legs

if either of them are too tired from a battle that day, the other will carry them to bed. BB laughed his ass off the first time he saw starfire princess carrying cy to his room (star’s perfectly capable of carrying his weight but her arms aren’t necessarily long enough to hold onto him properly, making it a little cumbersome and awkward), but cy just tiredly gives B the finger

cy will talk to star in awkward broken tamaranian and she’ll get all giggly. everyone else assumes it’s cute flirting, but he’s actually whispering dirty, raunchy shit. that she taught him. and she continues to teach him tamaranian, occasionally dropping new words while otherwise speaking english, and waiting for him to ask about what they mean.

cy will sometimes smack star’s ass and then run for his life before she can return the favor, because he always ends up with an overly-enthusiastic handprint-shaped dent in his ass. it’s a terrifying game of tag. BB will chase them chasing each other with a camera to add to his album of “cyborg’s dented ass” photos that he shares with the whole titans network

cy teaches star about the niches in earth/american culture, the kinds of things that are a little harder to learn about on your own, or things she otherwise wouldn’t have had a reason to learn. he tells her about old american tv shows and explains obscure slang words and how to make telemarketers hang up first and what the contra code is and why he mashes it in every time he boots up a new video game. it’s a crash course mix of useless trivia and miscellaneous culture that makes star’s head spin– but she’s excited about learning all the same, the power of just knowing more makes her feel more comfortable on a planet where she is always a foreigner

it’s kinda why star adores all the different nicknames cy has for her like “fly girl” “baby doll” etc because it makes her feel “in” coz she gets all these cool nicks of names like other earth people!! she fits in!!!! and he’ll say it so fondly it makes her blush half the time. cy definitely notices and thinks its super cute at how excited she gets over pet names. she tries to nickname him back at one point but it felt awkward and she struggled to come up with them, and cy reassured her that he liked her saying out his name anyway, its cool. just be yourself babey

cy loves teaching star things in general, he’s patient and she’s always an eager student. he once took a few hours showing her how to play video games and while she didn’t really take to it, she did learn how to not break the controller whenever her virtual car’s about to crash into the divider (she still shrieks when it happens though)

initially, star is a bit nervous about touching some of cyborg’s robot parts like the implants and consoles coz she’s not sure how to deal with them? alien tech is one thing and earth tech is another, and then there’s the advanced shit that made up cyborg’s body and literally keeps him alive. she’s petrified at the thought of accidentally breaking something like what if she presses the button that turns off his lungs???????? and cy is like why the fuck would i have a button to turn off my lungs?? so one day cy just sits her down so she’s leaning back against his chest, and he looks over her shoulder as he shows her how to navigate his arm console. press this button and choose this option, no the screen wont break even if you press hard, dont use the browser to download malware on my arm like BB did, etc. the ui’s pretty intuitive and star gets it pretty quickly, then she gets all excited. cy teaches her about all the maintenance he does on his body and how his charger works and all that shit and she like oooooo

“if the t-car is your baby, does this mean i am its mother? cyborg does she like me enough? should i assist in changing her oil? *panicking* WILL SHE ACCEPT ME AS HER ADOPTED K’NORFKA?!”

(the t-car is a sassy one, easily jealous and protective– but ultimately, she does approve of starfire, if only just barely)

they spend a lot of time in the garage together. whether cy’s fussing with the t-car or putting together a new gadget, star’s a helpful assistant when it comes to welding or heavy lifting. and while she doesn’t necessarily get programming, she still helps cy with all the calculations and math involved in it; the concept of physics as she has encountered on earth is primitive compared to tamaran, and cy will often challenge her to crack a tough equation before his computer can. while the computer usually gets a result first, star will just explain that its answer was wrong in the large scheme of things, before she starts going in depth into that nerdy science shit to find a more effective way to wire whatever project they’re working on and cy’s just like  ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart eyes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at how smart she is

they fucking love food. while all the titans are hanging out in the common room, star and cy spend an inordinate amount of time in the kitchen. star will literally eat anything, at any time, and cy would go like “yo star want a sub??” and shes like “YES I WOULD LOVE THE EDIBLE SUBMARINES” and they go make the tallest sub ever and then Eat it

they just cook together a lot, one of them being head chef for the hour and the other being the kitchen assistant. cy’s usually in the lead when they’re making food for the other titans (to prevent food poisoning), and star is happy to learn new recipes that aren’t lethal to her friends– that, and licking all the mixing bowls clean. cy purposely gets sauce etc on his face so that star will see and lick it off too. then star will very unsubtly smear food on her face so that cy will wipe it off with his finger and then things get handsy. (they’re both aware it’s a game, but they pretend like they don’t.)

cy gets them matching aprons and a tiny chef hat for star. she asks him why it’s so tiny or even necessary but he just thinks its cute af on her lol

it helps cy’s ego when star will also eat literally anything he puts in front of her while enjoying it unironically. of course, cy quickly learns that starfire’s favorite “earth” foods are things that most people wouldn’t consider food at all, so while he’ll prepare Real Food for himself, he had to start a new custom cookbook for the random combinations of ingredients that starfire likes to ingest. he’s torn between feeling like his chef skills go to waste on her, or being proud at how good he’s become at figuring out the kinds of food combos she likes based on the flavors and consistencies she’s inclined to. but ultimately she’s just so cute and happy when she smiles at the taste of m&ms on raw steak that cyborg’s just like ahh. fine.

cyborg: *sighs while writing* “edamame in a cherry-chocolate reduction: get a handful of fresh edamame, washing is optional, pour hershey’s chocolate sauce all over it, add cherries but don’t remove the pits or the stems, sprinkle in some drops of 7up, then cover that shit in mustard. stick it all in the microwave for 1 minute, doesn’t really matter what temperature? prep time: 3 and a half minutes. the fuck did i just write”

star: *wolfs down that edamame shit like its the best goddamn thing ever*

raven:

meanwhile, while cy can’t stomach star’s tamaranean food, he does go out of his way to learn how to prepare the stuff himself, for whenever star’s sick or feeling down. the nostalgic taste of home tends to help her feel better. the bowls of wustlepus might keep trying to strangle him, but hey, cy can handle it

cy used to think we was master of stuffing his face, but he quickly found out that you do not challenge an alien with 9 stomachs to an eating competition and expect to win. it’s still fun, of course, to pick a restaurant and watch her slowly but surely put away food with a grace that cy doesn’t (care to) have. robin and BB cheer will them on, raven is disgusted but plays referee anyway (even though it’s not like the result ever changes)

“are the table manners required for today’s duel of excessive food consumption?” star will ask cy innocently, but she’d be smiling a lil smugly because she knows she’s gonna win like always

(at some point, the restaurant manager will start eyeing them nervously from the doorway of the staff room, unsure about whether to ask the titans to leave before they run the kitchen dry, or to take advantage of the publicity.)

cy and star are a couple that isn’t inclined to subtle about anything. that means smooching all the time. mwah noises. flirting. glomps. yelling at shit together for fun– cy just expresses himself loudly, while shouting at each other is a form of affection on tamaran. they’ll sometimes wrestle, sometimes arm wrestling and sometimes all out full-body on the floor (actual wrestling tho, not a innuendo; star usually wins). they keep denting walls and furniture with their messing around and the other titans are like /(e_e)\ *passing out earplugs* and at some point robin is like guys… just… keep it in your rooms please

but being loud isn’t exclusive to daytime. nobody fucking knows how the hell an alien and a robot get it on, but based on all the god damn noise at night, they’ve apparently figured something out. maybe more than one something. it is a mystery

“hey, star… ever heard of a vibrator?”

most of their making out happens in the gym tho, let’s be real. they’ve been checking each other out for years in there. now they just get frisky after (or during, or before) a workout, culminating in yet another “workout”. they never lock the door, and after enough incidents the other titans just end up boycotting the gym entirely in lieu of the other training room

with the added privacy, star opts to work out in the gym without a top on. or a bra. then she heads for the treadmill

“you never wear clothing, cyborg, so why should i?”

cyborg keeps dropping his weights on himself and just ends up covered in dents, two mangled prosthetic legs, and having done no training at all

they’re such a peppy excited pair that sometimes things can get a bit too wild. there’s a pile in the back of cy’s room made up solely of dented/crushed/melted/ripped arm and leg prosthetics, all damaged because cy was busy pampering his superpowered alien gf a lil too much. starfire feels super bad but cy is like, he has to fix his limbs after a lot of battles anyway, it’s no big deal. he also hasn’t bothered to suggest a workaround yet because watching her lose control is hot (and maybe getting his hand melted is kinda kinky)

they sometimes troll the other titans– usually robin– by whispering in tamaranian behind them and snickering, pretending like they’re talking about them. robin used to be extra miffed by this, but after learning that cy’s tamaranian is actually still shit enough that he has yet to learn to string together a proper sentence longer than 3 words, robin knows they’re just fucking around with him. at one point robin turns around on the couch and throws some tamaranian right back at them and cyborg’s like :O what the fuck? what the fuck?? and star’s like yeah actually robin asked me to teach him tamaranian too. and robin’s like :) and cy is grumpy he can’t antagonize him with it anymore (and that it’s not exclusively his and star’s code language anymore, but really, you can’t own a language like that)

star likes to cart cy around while flying, but he’s just so bulky that he doesnt look all graceful and shit like robin; he just looks kinda goofy dangling in the air with her holding him under the arms. but even if he felt a little self-conscious, he forgets it quickly when she lets him skim the ocean with his feet or take him up over the clouds– he’d thought he lost everything with the accident that left him a robot, but getting to fly like this is something he never could’ve even dreamed of even when he was all human. like. this must be what it actually means to be living. everything happens for a reason

cy gets a UV lamp installed in his body just in case they get stuck somewhere and there’s no sunlight for star, he can’t replace the sun but it might help

he also turns his heaters up a bit when they’re cuddling coz he knows she likes warmth, as long as he’s not running the risk of overheating his system, but his metal parts can be cold to the touch and while she doesnt mind it at all he just wants her to be cozy….

cy’s like the only titan taller than star, so she usually floats to be eye level with him. he big and bulky and strong and he reminds her of galfore, and that’s part of why she always felt protected and safe around him. not to mention star’s been getting taller than most earth people her age; she sometimes feels like a tall poppy, sticking out of the crowd too much. so she lowkey enjoys being smol for once compared to cyborg, especially if she ever feels like hiding behind him, or being carried by him, the comfort of a sort of bodyguard that she doesn’t necessarily need but is there if she wants

i keep bringing this up but star sitting on cyborg’s shoulders/arms like. the result is this tall stack of a couple that towers over all the other titans– then like everyone will be chilling on the couch when they hear making out noises from above and they look up and its just star floating around cyborg’s head as they smooch and everyone’s like -_-

all the meme fun aside, they’re always able to confide in each other whenever they’re upset. they’ll sit together in silence and just lean on each other or hug and wait for someone to spill. if (when) it comes down to “will i ever fit in?”, because that kinda worry never completely goes away, they’ll be reassured that they know the few places they’ll always be accepted– and that’s in the titans, or in the unconventional relationship between a half robot and an alien nuclear bomb

star likes being around cy coz he’s so sturdy, in more ways than one– he’s strong enough to tank stuff so it’s safer to roughhouse with him. she loves being able to give the biggest of hugs without worrying too much about crushing a ribcage (earthlings and their Fragile Little Bones!)

cy loves how small star is compared to him bc shes fun to pick up or pluck from the air and cuddle ♥ and she’s so warm, just radiating heat both literally and metaphorically and she’s so full of life and heart, and cy’s once again reminded of what it really means to be human– by a goddamn alien, no less

they like to touch each other’s faces, just caressing n stuff like they do in “how long is forever” and the teen titans go comic #24, staring into each others eyes and shit and going all (uwu) they just love to touch each other okay even back when they were just friends!!!!!!!

HAVE I MENTIONED THE SMOOCHES. star will just kiss cy all over his face because its fun and she knows he likes it. then cy returns the favor, except with increasingly exaggerated kissing and nomming noises because it makes star laugh and blush like crazy. it’s horribly embarrassing for anyone else watching. star & cy are usually standing in the middle of the corridor by this point, and then robin was gonna head to his office, but once he sees the path is blocked– by this no less– just returns the way he came without a word

if anyone tries to make star feel uncomfortable for being alien or misunderstanding something, which does still happen sometimes, they’ll quickly find out they’ve got the goddamn terminator comin for their ass. or they’ll turn around and see 6 foot tall robot man with arms crossed and red eye glowing and he’ll be like (: hey there (:

star keeps leaving the garage with motor oil all over her face. none of the other titans knows how to address it, or if they even should, so they don’t

anyway theyre in love

[delicatebluebirdruins]

the devil you know (NRE2)

I watched the entire show in a day I went in with very low expectations and wrote down my thoughts and reactions as I went. My short review will be at the end of the 8 posts. Spoilers DUH

- slow motion on my faces is not my favourite thing

- ouch... twas in that moment she realised she fucked up

- beep beep

- seriously why these opening titles like 3 slides slepping out R, E, V then going to the full title

- “go before Umbrella see’s you“ erasing everything and then Wesker wipes zombie dog blood on himself

- that was close (spikes)

- poor guy but also why not get into the car immediatly after stopping?

- oh Billie dropped her phone and she never picked it up?

- Hi Evelyn Marcus

- just doing his job boss

- what is Evelyn’s hair like that

- poor Diana Marcus

- “not like covid“... squeeze me? what is this dialogue

- Brighton to Dover is a 2hr drive I wonder what fun things Jade ran into on the way there

- what is this angle and framing? if the goal is to unsettle and make us uncomfortable it works

- lots of kitty cats

- who is the brotherhood (spoilers it doesn’t really get explained)

- slams bathroom door as cat meows

- “marriage is complicated“ says the woman whose zombie husband is handcuffed to a pipe in the bathroom where she feeds him cats apparently (the dialogue is really clunky at times) - Barry has his pocket book in pocket... lol

- yikes and ouch (its gorey)

- back to 2022 oh drawings

- oh zombie rat

- what the heck?

- good on Simon... fuck you want Simon... Poor Simon

- she zoom

- shrivlled up grapes lmao

- not surprised at the cost to be honest

- Evelyn scares me

- Billie why take the dog for a walk you’re not feeling well

- much sneak very caught

- run Pablo

- poor guy

- back to the future:

Umbrella: “do not resist“

also Umbrella: starts shooting

- zombie rat!

[17caratssi]

Cuddling with Seungkwan

morning with seungkwan is the best because he’s never a morning person

he won’t wake you up until 9 normally but if he has schedule earlier in the morning, he’d wake you up together

“hey.. you said you have meeting today..” he stirred up and shifted to you a bit closer

you hummed softly as your hands found their home, around his waist

“way to ruin the morning.. lemme slep longer, too tired.. ”

he chuckled softly and brought a plain silence in matter of second

“you lose some weight, hmm?..” you asked

the morning was just humming session ,you could understand tho

“don’t lose too much.. i miss you being chubby.. you know that.. i love everything about you..”

he just laughed it off since you weren’t much of conscious

he did lose some weight due to the extreme increasing of weight with jihoon constantly dragging him seokmin and soonyoung to eat supper

like this hyung is seriously insane but insANELY GOOOOD

he has to do 200 blurpee test everyday until he reached ideal weight

“can you text your-” “urgh i keep forgetting your dad is the ceo.. anyway can you text him and give your excuse at least?” he pleaded as if your dad going to displeased by the attitude of you

in fact he never because you are.. YOU

“it’s okay.. he knew today’s my birthday and yeah.. boo.. i’m being clingy once in seven billion three hundred sixty eight thousand-”

“okay okay.. i know you work with number but can we.. not?” with low voice, he then snuggled into your neck

his breath always smelled incredibly nice you envy because he never shared the secret

“don’t kiss me..” you clamped your lips inward before he could lean in for morning kiss

he, too, insisted on kissing you whenever he wanted

morning breath or what he didn’t care

“i don’t know i’m in one sided love..” you questioned his sudden statement

“whY???? i love you with all my heart and to the moon and back!!!1!1!1!11!”

“i love everything about you too yet i can’t get to kiss you whenever i want, ”

you just smirked and kissed his cheeks rather quickly and hid under the blanket

he groaned unsatisfied “on my lips!! not just there!!! quick!” he tickled you but you just screeching loudly

“ahhh! s-stopp! let me brush my teeth first, deal?”

“AHHHH NOOO I WANT NOW!!”

“seungkwan no!!!” he resumed tickling you but you ended up fell down from the bed and winced in slight pain

“i dont tolerate with disobey child and this what you get”

“seungkwan ouch!.. be gentle like jisoo..” he glared as his hands halted from massaging you

“what you said?”

“hong jisoo. why?”

“i thought you’d get to play at lotte world the whole day on my treat but maybe not for second thought” “nah.. you treat your birthday alone today, i’m meeting some noona”

bUTTTTTTTHURTTTTTTT

“uhhhhh! okay okay! i’m not jealous or what but we’ll go to lotte world today, right?????” hadn’t he been in love with you, he wouldn’t buy your puppy eyes

you appeared cute to him and the least thing he wanted is you to act cute in front of other guys

“together, if only i get a shower of kisses and sweet as heck cuddle?”

you didn’t know if it’s your birthday or his but maybe worth the whole world if you did so

“that and some attention, no worries”

“this is why i don’t have any noonas anymore, you little brat”

“love you too, boo”

the morning was a blessing as you both cuddled up warmly under the cover with your hands wrapped around his waist and his were on yours

holywood this is too short and too many grammar mistakes i’m too sleepy and i typed this with half lidded eyes hmm

[mysplaced-pen]

@sparkly anon and leo go slep y'all (i ain't a hypocrite pshhhhh whatttt noooo)

Fight meh then, I got tea and cheerios >:3 - sparkly anon

listen to me and your aunt i swear to heck, sparkly. you get some rest too elizabeth

[forwyk]

Romantic Frustration | Doyoung

Oaky,, doyoung,,

here I’m so soft for him I’m about to get giddy af

Alright I feel like he would be a big spooner in the sense that he loves spooning duh@me

we’ve seen how he is w the other members nd melted nd seen just how closely he holds them right

he’d love just spooning esp in a bed bc soft duvet nd soft warmth nd bc he gets to wrap his arms tight around u

pulling u as close to his chest as he could

he’d rly love the feeling of having u so close bc tht way he can make sure ur a-oaky at all times u kno

anyways he’d also b rly into nuzzling into ur neck/side of ur face area

tbh he would find comfort in the smell of ur shampoo or body wash or whatever

plus it was gave him access to placing super soft kisses to ur neck/jaw/cheek

LTHOugh when he did that it would make both of u super giddy hehe

like after he did it he’d smile rly big nd hide behind u again nd maybe press a kiss to ur shoulder

but like he’d absolutely lvoe it bc u were in a relationship !!! he could do it !!! u kno

he felt pride tht no one else was able to do tht bc u were together nd awww sappi doyoung w out the actual sap :’)))

Yo if u hadn’t seen each other in a while just kNo tht u will b cuddling facing each other

it’d b way more intimate nd promotes cosy talking which he’d b all for

bc wow he loves hearing u talk nd listening to what u say

he rly values ur opinions nd words oaky

he rly appreciates getting to talk to someone other than the members

even tho he loves them lots it’s just nice knowing another person cares

plus he’d find it supppppeeeeeerrr cute seeing u look up w big eyes tht r just filled w l o v e nd it’s all 4 him!!!

He’d feel so lucky awww bless :’)’)’)

nd also if u wanted 2 lean up 2 give him a peck on the lips or cheek or smwhere

ud place ur hands on his shoulders for a lil bit of leaverAge or support or whatever

nd he’d rly like feeling ur tiny hands against his broad shoulders

((this would also apply if u were hugging while standing like he did w his baby donghyuck awww)))

nO BUT RITE DOYOUNG’S CHEST. IS . so. B R O A D

HED LOVE THE FEELING OF U SNUGGLING IN CLOSE ND SIGHIGN IN CONTENT

ITD MAKE HIM SO HAPPI LIKE THERE IS SO MUCH LVOE IM-

wow I’m making doyoung out to b a big ol sappi softy nd he is don’t get me wrong but he’s alsO 28474637272727% NOT OAKY THIS LAD IS JUST AS NASTIEE AS JAEHYUN BUT HE HIDES IT LIKE THE SNEKE HE IS

I’m gon try not go 2 hard here bc boi I don’t have time 4 these emotions!!!1!1!!

Oaky so kissing doyoung hehe I’m getting giddy as all h*ck wld most likely happen in bed at night just before slep oaky so

rite the way I imagine this goin down wld be yous 2 having ur wee chit chat u kno

#justslepythings

it’s a nightly occurrence

so anYways it’s gonna happen 1 of 2 ways

the 1st way wld b like if he’s leaning over u but not rly over u

nd there wld be a slight lull in the convo

nd ud jus b lookin @ each other bc wow beauty

nd u wld c that look like his big eyes wld b sparkly as h*ck nd u wld knoooo

so anyway he’d lean down lowkey hesitantly bc he is still r shy wee bunni but he’d do it nonetheless

nd he wld just slot ur lips together sO S O F T L Y like,

there wld hardly be any pressure

but tht wld make u want more

so ud lean up into it

tht’s how he knos he got the rite away

nd he wld lower u back down properly, ur hands going around his neck 2 bring him impossibly closer

nd then,,

out it comes.

Dotongue.

It makes n appearance.

Now lemme tell u,,

Doyoung knos e xactly what 2 do w his tongue

idk where he learnt it but dam tht thing has the ability to make u shiver in delight @ just the smallest of touches

even tho doyoung’s got quite small lips they r,,, hold up in get ing emo,,,, they’re so utterly beautiful nd so amazing @ kissing it hurts it don’t actually it’s just rly attractive nd has the ability to make u melt nd fall against/into him

nd the fact tht he’s hovering over u gives him tht lil bit o control tht he loves having nd tht u love him having hehe

bc he can just move to ur jaw nd neck @ any point

he doesn’t seem like the type to b super into hickeys but for some reason I c him having a thing for ears nd ear lobes??????

Don’t ask me y but I think nibbling gently on ur ear lobe wld be a major turn on 4 him hehehe

Oaky so the other way i c this going wld b u climbing onto his lap nd just goign 4 it

like laddddddddddd

he’d love it sm nd find it rly attractive just having u in his lap w his warm hands on ur waist //oboihishands//

but he wld also b super giggly bc c’mon it’s doyoung he is a shy wee thing it’s just surrounding his #nastieee u kno

rite so idk y but I feel doyoung wld rly like skin to skin contact

like Ik the look he gave taeil when he said he’d prefer linking arms bc more touching but nono,

this is different,

this is just u nd him

but like I think he’d rly love his hand resting on ur hip or waist or lower back just lazily trailing his hand over ur skin or gently squeezing it whenever either of u moan softly into the othertbh making out w doyoung wld b pure bliss nd I’m getting emo bc I think abt this daily whOOpS

also doyoung wld love 4 u to gently suck on his neck

like not hard enough 2 leave a mark but u kno,, tbh maybe I just wanna do this his neck,,is so h*cking beautiful I’m crine

plus by sitting on his lap ur in control of the gridningheheheheheh

He’d give those sorta lingering kisses where he’d keep leaning in nd softly pressing his lips to urs but in a really playful manner

nd it’d b super cute but he’d be shy as all heck!!!!

his Lips would b so soft nd warm u wld melt nd try to get impossibly closer to him oaky like u kno

yo his kisses,

(((esp makeouts)),

would last supppppeeeeerrrrrrrr long too,

like neither of u could get through the day without at least 45-1 hour of making out,

nd then both ur lips would b swollen as h*ck nd breathing heavily,

like makeout sessions w doyoung aren’t always gonna lead on to anything else,,,

they’re jus gonna b really nice nd enjoyable for u both

djdjdhehebsisjdbdofj

basically his aim is to get ur lips all red nd swollen from kissing

oaky he finds it supperrrr attractive ndjfhrrhdh

Yoyoyoyoyoyo tho none of the other members kno he’s this way

like the most he’ll do in front of them is hug u

nd give u those big gummie smiles we all love Sm :’)))))

nd tbh u found this more attractive nd loving bc he only shares tht side w u

nd only u kno how wildt he is in bedt nd dammmmm

I’m gonnstop bc ladS I lovE DOYOUNG SO MUCH 💖💖💖

[smaugborn]

tagged by @mr-dvorak what a babe

THE LAST: 1. Drink: fruit squash bc i am 6 2. Phone call: my sister 3. Text message: who even texts anymore 4. Song you listened to: Your Body is a Weapon (The Wombats) 5. Time you cried: Sunday HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: NOOOO 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: YESSS 8. Been cheated on: define ‘cheating’ 9. Lost someone special: ye 10. Been depressed: for a fuckin long time, yeah 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: oh yeah LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. purple 💜 13. red ❤ 14. green 💚 IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: too many to count 16. Fallen out of love: in some ways yes? and also no? 17. Laughed until you cried: like every week lmao 18. Found out someone was talking about you: ye 19. Met someone who changed you: YE 20. Found out who your friends are: i mean? i guess so? 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ive kissed like 6 someones on my fb list GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: why would i accept requests of people i dont know is the real question here 23. Do you have any pets: a cockerpoo called Rufus who is my son 24. Do you want to change your name: nah it suits me fine :3 25. What did you do for your last birthday: went to the Sunshine City Aquarium and the Pokemon Centre in freaking Tokyoooo 26. What time did you wake up: 7:30 😴 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: doin a slep 28. Name something you can’t wait for: universityyyyy!!! 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my tummy could be like a fraction of the size that’d be cool 31. What are you listening to right now: my datemate playing the drums on my leg 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have known many a Tom 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my mum 34. Most visited website: youtube or kissanime 35. Mole/s: so many moles 36. Mark/s: too many scars to count 37. Childhood dream: it depends? i think the best one was wanting to be able to control the elements, that would be pretty rad 38. Hair colour: natural auburn, dyed blonde 39. Long or short hair: my hair? its medium yes i know v boring 40. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe 😘 41. What do you like about yourself: my music taste! also my eyes arent so bad 42. Piercings: 5 on my ears and 1 lip piercing that i took out a couple months back 43. Bloodtype: ??? no idea 44. Nickname: i dont have one 🙁 someone give me one 45. Relationship status: yes 46. Zodiac: Pisces 🐟 47. Pronouns: she/her/they/them 48. Favourite TV Show: live action? probably OITNB! animated? i would be here all day listing em haha 49. Tattoos: i have plans for them :3 50. Right or Left hand: 🖐 51. Surgery: once 52. Hair dyed in different colour: ive had red, dark purple, pink for a day, and ive been blonde for over a year now! 53. Sport: ew what no 55. Vacation: im going to Spain soon and then Berlin! hmu guys 56. Pair of trainers: what….what does this even mean MORE GENERAL 57. Eating: this is very vague yes i do eating i probably do too much eating in fact i bloody love eating 58. Drinking: vodka pls 59. I’m about to: make some cupcakes 🍰 61. Waiting for: death to free me from this mortal coil 62. Want: a job so i can not be broke 24/7 63. Get married: heck no 64. Career: something that makes me happy i guess 66. Lips or eyes: 👁👁 67. Shorter or taller: doesnt make a difference 68. Older or younger: i dunno? older? 70. (rip 69) Nice arms or nice stomach: what constitutes ‘nice’ tho 71. Sensitive or loud: both would be best right 72. Hookup or relationship: pizza tbh 73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: i wanna be a troublemaker but alas i am too anxiety ridden HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: lmao yes 75. Drank hard liquor: obviously, who do u take me for ;3 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: dont wear em! 👓 77. Turned someone down: yarp 78. Sex on the first date: narp 79. Broken someone’s heart: i bloody hope not 80. Had your heart broken: fuckin crushed, mate 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: are we counting fictional characters here? 83. Fallen for a friend: yep DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: i believe i can make a hella decent sandwich 85. Miracles: no 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: why not 🎅 88. Kiss on the first date: didnt realise this was something to believe in 😚 89. Angels: nah OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: i dont really have a particular bestie atm 91. Eye colour: hazel! 92. Favourite movie: this is a hard question ;____; maybe Amélie or Memoirs of a Geisha? thank u Josh this was fun to do 😊 im tagging @smallestspacenerd @trekking-across-the-internet @just–ashit bc i can

[klancebb2017-blog]

I need a nap

anyway here’s the WIP claims site, which has all the claims we currently have received. So. Yeah. Check if you’re there and if we got everything that sorta shiz. Havefun bois i’m going the heck to slep.

https://sites.google.com/view/klancebb17/home

claims are NOT open yet this is just the info don’t panic and you still have time to turn in your stuff if you haven’t yet gET IT IN but you’re running against time here because once we officially open claims to artists then that’s it and we don’t have a set time for that yet. so tl;dr: don’t risk it, get your claims info in.

[possumcorpse]

its 1:43 and im looking at locks. i need sleep and im going on retreat today ah i need aleeep. i have succeeeded in picking another lock at 1:52 am with a feeler pick instead of a rake pick made out of paperclips i need to sleep to get ready for later today i leave at 2:30 and for three days i cant see memes ok i am tired as heck i need to sleep how many times have o saod that alrady 4? sometimw s wrong with my spellign. help imma slep actjally.