dysautomnia+adhd is only remembering to take care of yourself at your worst times and waking up knowing you need to shower like you have to shower and physically not being able to perform activities until you have done the shower but you cannot physically shower as you will most likely pass out or have a migraine so sitting at the couch doing the hand flicky and the stretchy (safe stretchy) and drinking water and eating chips until you can safely assume you will not do the faint 4 minutes into a shower…helppppp…
guys. gUYS. GUYS. does anybody know that one seventeen fanfic where reader is an actor but couldn’t come in the MAMA awardings but was actually the one who announced the winner (their husband was one of the members but i forgot who) ?!????????
OMG WAIT. the Stardew au is called Four Hoes because a hoe like the GARDEN TOOL split them???? I thought it was called that because they were all hoes as in like. they got around 😭😭😭😭
HEELPPPPPP IT'S A JOKE ON THE GARDEN TOOL YEAH BAHAHAHHAHA. if you want to read the links in the stardew au as the same person, it would canonically be because link picked up a garden hoe that's supposed to "magically increase productivity" but it splits the user into 4 in order to do that [ lucian's idea ]
I first thought of the name before remembering there was a second meaning of the word hoe, and I decided it made it INCREDIBLY funny so I kept it instead of reworking it into a different farming tool. four scythes or four watering cans just doesn't have the same ring to it y'know. YOU CAN PARTLY BLAME LUCIAN FOR THIS TOO BECAUSE HE DID NOT TELL ME IT WAS A BAD IDEA WHEN HE HAD THE OPTION TO BEFORE THE AU WAS POSTED ON TUMBLR.
but I mean hey if you wanna think they're all sluts, you can 100% think that too.