#HERBERT GARRISON

[fennecfiree]

Headcanon dump from things I've said in my discorddd idk

Kyle is a picky eater

Gerald also used to play basketball when he was a kid

Sheila posted naked pictures of Kyle when he was a baby on Facebook 😭

Kenny wears way to much clothes to sleep (he gets cold rlly easily)

Kyles one of those ppl to use emojis like " 😂 🤣 🤬 🥺 😊🤩😫😳🫥" unironicly

Cartman is a furry but he still makes fun of curry's in comment sections (he's closeted

kyles mom tried to replicate krabby patties for kyles 10th vbirtgday (inpried by my mom she made the fnaf cupcakes for my 8th birtbhay)

Stan and Kyle are both good cooks, Kyle is good at baking since his mom taught him.

Stan can bbq ( autism be damned the boy can work a grill) he makes borgers for kahl

Sheila only thrift shops

Kyles favorite drink is strawberry milk or chocolate milk

Jimmy rlly likes sonic

stan writes songs about kyle but doesnt make it too obvious that its about him and shows them to kyle

Kyle has an online girlfriend on club penguin (she's a pretty pink penguin with a tutu he likes the sweet ones) 😭

Kyle is like 99% straight and just gay for stan (I just have this cuz I don't rlly see him as liking boys,,, but I love style)

Sheila forces Kyle to dress good, if she didn't Kyle would wear a Minecraft shirt

This one's kinda commen, but Red, Stan, and Craig are all cousins

Kyle loves farming games, his favorite think to do in Minecraft is farm

Mr garrison has autism and DID

Garrison likes craftingna lot, that's how he made mr hat when he was a kid .

[fnafbts]

[art-i-choked]

she splatty on my tomato till i uhhhhhhh idfk fuck 

[pcstan]

The entire faculty is FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iamthehappyjester]

[viveela]

can you draw young and/or current mr garrison?

i really wanna see him in your style ^-^

I took forever but hope this is good

[urspopinionsareshit]

Mr. Garrison should have been the teacher with an OnlyFans. That is all

[avidgreengoblin]

No posts on here for almost a whole week I think oops!

Haven't made much

Also tried painting cause my mom invited me to some event even though I haven't painted anything in years and we had limited colors at the event so I had to work with what I had

Rick is now Ricardo (he's Mexican)

Anyways yeah school is basically over so I should be able to draw more now :P

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

the other day i got south park colorforms

[fennecfiree]

UHM south park silly doodles based off those fucking blue emojis

[spookymultimedia]

[prince-pr1nce]

I headcanon that President Garrison used to randomly call South Park students/school staff to check on how South Park is doing, but in reality, he just missed talking to them

[fabseg-reader]

Tinky Winkynos [S2]: Conquest 59 (South Park)

[jimmysleftcrutch]

my best creation yet also credit to @cornmega for the "my students are morons" image and @cherrysodda for the realistic eric cartman that I added flaming eyes to

[petrikovvy]

(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)

mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.

butters: i did. i broke-

mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?

cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.

kyle: what? i didn’t break it.

cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

cartman: …suspicious.

stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.

bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!

stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!

butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!

mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!

cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.

kenny: (REALLY?)

cartman: yeah, really!!

kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]

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mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

[pcstan]

Lil sketch dump as an apology for being away for so long <\3

1. Grown Eric as a vet. My actual favorite headcanon I've ever thought of.

2. The gay teachers in elementary school that make you violently homophobic.

3. Literally crack. Idk I literally just thought what if....

4. Romeo and Juliet Stolkien AU with Stan as Romeo and Tolkien as Juliet bathed in pearls.

5. Scolly furry realness w cat Shelly n fox Scott.

6. Do You Belive In Love by Huey Lewis and The News.