#yet another shitpost

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

[auxji]

[mychemicalchiroptera]

The alpha pack really said "no beta we die like men" huh

[omgafhsfanin2025]

I was going to post this one during Pride month

[thrandilf]

seven lights thirteen darknesses and ten thousand rats

[cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept]

It has been alleged that the "lunch crew" above has attempted to realize the joke by directly and forcefully attacking young trainers in the games and various depictions in other media (manga etc). The Cipher Legal & Ethics Department is not authorized to confirm or deny these allegations at present.

[dranka]

Laurent in his short short chiton during an official meeting

[elleset]

[je-lurk]

It's a downward spiral, time you felt a

Little hell up in the

No help or shelter, board the ride

Don't you know you've got to be this tall to die?

[stoptakingthegoodname5]

/ PT 2. Of my comparing Animal Crossing New Horizons critters to drivers. Today is IndyCar 500 edition woo 🎉

(⚠️ AGAIN NO HATE TO DRIVERS ALL FOR FUNSIES ⚠️)

First on our list is Mr. Alexander Alex Rossi, he’s the Ribbon Eel

/ Cmon guys Skinny tall ass man = Long ass skinny water creature. Simple as that and maybe his new suit color for 2025 will look like this 🤷🏻‍♂️ (Sorry Rossi Fans 💔)

Next on our list two mutual requests, Pietro Fittipaldi, he to me he’s a Bagworm

/ I don’t know him a lot as I was just told a mutual he was really overlooked and forgotten. I think he’s the bagworm because he may look mean but he’s totally an angel

Next is Scott Dixon, he is simply to me the Bluegill

/ Another moot request and I really don’t know his personality or his career really 😭. BUT with the picture I was provided I gave him the bluegill due to the fact his blue suit and shades, that’s it nothing else contributed to this decision.

Finally MY FAVORITE PATO O'WARD, he’s a Crucian Carp to me personally

/ I mean cmon I can’t be the only one who sees it. This could be controversial but I can totally see Pato as a River fish, and google says they’re a bit aggressive omnivores who eat bugs or other smaller fish so that’s fun to know 😓

/ Thats all for today I don’t really know much about IndyCar 500 so bear with me here as these probably aren’t as good but I tried 🫤 anyway bye!

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

stupid baby boy

[theantleredfool]

I can’t believe that I wasted an entire class period typing this out, but hells, it’s a hyper-fixation now.

Anyway, here’s part 1:

I think both Jokerbat and Superbat are cute, however, Jokerbat makes more sense logistically, only because they are villain and hero in that classic ship. Superbat makes less logical sense, but they do make a good team when they need to work together.

(I can't believe I'm actually about to make a whole ass essay about this rn)

So, in order to actually talk about this, We gotta break down the potential categories they could fall under. Starting with Jokerbat, it can fall under a few different, and commonly seen, tropes:

Hero/villain, a tale as old as time and a long beloved trope to many.

Enemies to lovers, ah the long argued and debated trope that is either loved or hated with no in between.

Forbidden love, seen in many forms of media, most commonly romance novels.

Now, getting into the break down of Jokerbat.

As much as I love and support the ship, I feel like it runs into a few problems.

The relationship is built off of the fact that Joker is Batman’s villain, and that they’re a duo that’s been together for years. Although it is a relationship, it’s not necessarily one that can build a romantic bond mostly because it’s been a fight between the two since the beginning of any Batman media. The lego Batman movie seem to be trying to imply that joker really wants to be more than just a villain to Batman, seen as the entire movie it jam packed with innuendo and hints at an intimate—in one way or another—connection between the two. However, that doesn’t necessarily make it a healthy relationship. One thing is for certain: Joker’s romantic, or non romantic feelings towards Batman are very one sided, and are not entirely reciprocated on Batman’s part. The only time Batman has ever really acknowledged any type of relationship that is more than a hero/villain one is in the lego Batman movie when everything is going to hell and back. During that scene, Batman confesses to Joker—or “J-bird” as he so lovingly put it— that he also has feelings for him and begs for his help, essentially saving their relationship by saving the city. The two have to reconnect in order to save Gotham in an oddly cute scene where it looks as if the two are about to kiss, but that’s disregarding why Joker was planning to destroy Gotham in the first place. Joker wanted to prove he was truly Batman’s greatest enemy.

Their relationship is not built off of trust, but the fact that they are made to be enemies. A romantic relationship could be formed, but it would not be healthy. They’ve been fighting for years, so who’s to say that if they did form any form of romantic bond that it wouldn’t just crumble and break under the pressure of a long upheld villain/hero relationship?

[biropen]

I feel like my shitposting about Oscar keeps me sane but also drives a large number of people insane

So here, those of you that enjoy it, have some food:

And finally everyone’s favourite sickly victorian child who must be kept cool at all times:

[omgafhsfanin2025]

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

"hola batata" 🤝 "cupcake"