#Helluva boss Loona

[smedenn]

sometimes I genuinely forget that Helluva Boss isn't necessarily a show about the love story between Blitz and Stolas, but its simply the story of two dads and their families. I wish we had so many more scenes portraying the relationships between Loona and Blitzo, and Octavia and Stolas.

I want more episodes like Seeing Stars where they are navigating that side of their lives, and even showing a small glimpse of how life could be with the two families merged.

also the blossoming friendship and sisterhood with Loona and Octavia is definitely something I really hope the show explores a lot more of. Yes, Blitzo and Stolas love each other, but they would never put that above their daughters. Their love for their daughters genuinely comes first to both of them and I love to see that theme explored.

aka im in my feels after watching Seeing Stars again

[mintaikcorpse]

One day we'll have Loona calling Blitzø dad on purpose instead of as an accident or when he's blackout drunk and won't remeber anything 🙂

[charliewhaw]

what if alastor was in helluva boss instead Hazbin Hotel!? IMP with Stolas and rest of character hellborn or deadly sin would think of him!?

( I don’t know too much about Helluva Boss, but balloondrifloon does, so this post is heavily contributed to by her! She also edited it! :) She’s a blessing. )

IMP is located in the Pride ring, therefore Alastor and IMP could interact. Alastor would stumble upon them by accident during one of his morning strolls. He would witness their wall being destroyed by a crazy client and watch - with great amusement - as the company dealt with their problematic customer.

Blitzø would notice him and be annoyed saying something along the lines of, “Take a picture! It lasts longer, you fucking creepy-ass, smiling bitch.” This would only serve to amuse Alastor more.

Alastor would start including the IMP building as a normal part of his stroll, just to see their antics each morning. They never ceased to entertain him.

Eventually, the IMP crew would learn that he was just going to be a presence in their lives.

Alastor would probably find out about the grimoire pretty quickly. It wouldn’t take long before he’d weasel his way into the building and begin to talk to the company about it, trying to make them let their guard down so he could either take it or use it whenever he wanted. It would be difficult to gain actual access to the grimoire, as Loona - who Alastor can’t stand - is its caretaker, but IMP has terrible security and well, they aren’t going to miss it for one evening, are they?

His interest in going to the surface would rest solely on contacting living, human souls. With his charm and manipulation, he would aim to claim souls before they even made it to Hell. Making a deal with a demon from Hell guaranteed the soul would end up there, so it would be an easy win for Alastor. He could gain massive amounts of power, and a guaranteed flow of souls for the next few decades. The other overlords wouldn’t stand a chance against him.

Alastor’s interest in the crew would be purely business, no pleasure. He wouldn’t like any of them, really, but he would particularly despise Loona. She was a Hellhound. She was a dog. A Mutt. Alastor hates dogs with a passion. She would actually make him nervous when she would move out of his line of sight, but he’d never show that. He just wouldn’t let his back be turned to her.

Alastor would regularly make snide comments about Loona being a filthy mutt. His comments were almost always directed at her species.

Blitzø wouldn’t appreciate Alastor’s blatant disrespect for his daughter. He’d probably call him a racist, threaten him with his pistol, and be highly overprotective of his daughter when Alastor was around from then on out.

Alastor would take no interest in Millie or Moxxie. They were imps. Such lowly creatures. They were beneath him. Nothing interesting about them. No powers, no immortality. Just dull, Hellborn beings.

Moxxie, on the other hand, would be very fascinated with Alastor. Alastor could play music on his mind-radio and that would throw Moxxie for a loop. Being the thespian he was, Moxxie would find Alastor’s musical talents almost worth tolerating him for…. Almost.

Alastor and Millie would have a polite relationship, more like acquaintances. Due to Millie being a southern belle, Alastor would display an innate sense of civility toward her, drummed into him by his beloved mother. But that’s where Millie and Alastor’s relationship would end: It would be very superficial and Millie probably wouldn’t even notice if Alastor was there or not.

Despite Blitzø’s obvious distaste for how Alastor treated his daughter, he would still take an interest in the overlord. He’d want to know how Alastor died. He’d figure out he was shot and mauled, and then focus his curiosity on what gun was used to do the deed.

Blitzø, never being exactly great at marketing, would attempt to convince Alastor to become a customer. Most murdered sinners wanted their killers dead, after all. But this wasn’t thought through very well, because Alastor was an old being, dying nearly a century ago. He had no one left in the living world he wished to be killed.

The Ars Goetia wouldn’t care about Alastor in the slightest. Being royalty, they had no time for lowly sinners. Even the overlords gained none of their attention. They have better shit to do and their own issues to deal with.

Stolas might show a sliver of interest if Blitzø complained too much about him, though. But his interest would only really be peaked if he thought Alastor might harm Blitzø in some way. And if that were the case, he would wipe Alastor off the face of Hell, only a very few, extremely biased, questions asked.

The sins?

Satan would enjoy Alastor’s natural wrath. However, the man’s pride was a problem. Despite having such great brute strength, Alastor would let his ego control him at times, crushing his own strength in the process.

A good example being when Alastor attempted to take on Adam without any angelic weapons, only to be knocked for a loop so quickly. The man’s pride and grandiose expectations for himself, in thinking he could take on the head exorcist without the proper equipment to do, was pathetic.

Despite this, Satan would appreciate Alastor’s showmanship during combat, relishing in Alastor’s fluid, performance-style battle ability as the Radio Demon destroyed and devoured his victims.

Alastor would greatly respect Satan’s power, but he would never show this. Outwardly, he would treat the sin like anyone else: Beneath him. He is a narcissist, after all.

Alastor is an asexual, aromantic man: He’s sex repulsed and hates being touched. He is a rare breed in Hell. Asmodeus would be astounded, as there weren’t many sinners with absolutely no lust in their soul at all. Souls like Alastors were an enigma for someone like Asmodeus, as he couldn’t fathom the thought of never desiring sex or romantic connection. Though, he would accept that it just was the way some people were and respect Al for staying true to himself.

Alastor would avoid Asmodeus like the plague. Why in the seven rings of Hell would he ever need to be associated with the sin of Lust? There was no reason for it. An absolutely ridiculous notion.

Conflicted. That’s what Beelzebub would be.

Alastor is a true glutton. It’s one of his greatest sins. He had that going for him. But, he’s also a cannibal… Ew.

Beelzebub is dog-like. Alastor doesn’t like dogs. Therefore, he doesn’t like her.

Mammon doesn’t know who Alastor is. Does he make Mammon hellbucks? No. Moving on.

Alastor has no interest in clowns or tacky circus nonsense. He’d see Mammon, look him up and down, then turn around and walk away, leaving Mammon to scoff at his rudeness. Alastor doesn’t waste his time on imbeciles.

We all obviously know Alastor and Lucifer’s relationship is… strained. The only thing holding them back from clawing out each other’s throats is Charlie.

There is a mixture of respect and hatred on Alastor’s part, and simply hatred and jealousy on Lucifer’s.

Lucifer is so easy to rile up, Alastor takes full advantage of this, enjoying every second of this newfound competition. Lucifer enjoyed the bickering a lot less, finding it irritating to deal with.

Alastor’s life wouldn’t change much by knowing the IMP crew, except for having access to human souls on Earth. But he’d probably hide the power he gained from this until the right moment…

[issynom]

Scrapped the last drawing I was making so I restarted the whole thing and I like this one more. My beloved loona

[empty48]

[meandtheyeehaws]

welcome back to me making up dynamics that dont exist

[silentzound]

CAR CHASE

[cookiesaddict]

This idiot be thinking he did/will change everyone’s life for the worst. Not realizing he did actually changed everyone’s life for the better.

[dambusta-animations]

I've had this idea since Episode 1 of Hazbin Hotel and I had to get it out of my head at last! XD When Lute said to Charlie about Hellborn being pardoned the first thing I thought of was all the Hellborn (Imps, Succubus's, Hellhounds, ect) all gleefully taking the utter mick out of the Exorcists knowing they can't do anything back.

I imagine very few things unite the residents of Hell but annoying the Angels has to be one of them! X)

I also managed to slip my own little Impsona into the 7th panel :P I should draw him more often its fun! (Little hint of things to come ;))

[geekgirles]

Vivziepop really gotta stop making me fall in love with all her characters. It's getting ridiculous at this point how much I can simp for fictional characters.

[advosart]

She don't bite

[marcomie12]

Human Loona and Octavia 🥹🖤

They remind me of me and my sister pipi 😩

[mintaikcorpse]

Please bring back their instas they're literally so fun

[the-irreverend]

I'm sorry, but I just love this little moment between Loona and Blitzo.

It's just that moments like these are sadly few and far between in this show, and I do hope we get more scenes where Loona doesn't act cold towards Blitzo.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 10/?

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[koldiy]