#Hes so gneep gnorp

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Random X-Men Headcanons!

Me and my friend have compiled a lot of headcanons for the X-Men (mainly formulated from jokes) so I wanted to put some here! A few of these are headcanons, most are jokes lol

Kurt listens to really peppy music when he's upset, the main one being the Beach Boys. Just imagine him, poor little German boy, singing Surfin' USA tiredly, trying to turn his mood around.

Erik listens to girly pop music, mainly Katy Perry and Ke$ha. Why? Because it's funny. Let him be girly pop.

Scott tells a lot of jokes but he's deadpan so people can never really tell. Like sometimes he'll just say some insane shit, plain faced, and see how the others react.

Dancing headcanons! Remy is a very good dancer, being particularly prolific in swing dancing. Logan somewhat refuses to dance, but he can line dance. Morph doesn't know how to dance, but they act like they can, dancing like a drunk white girl. Scott and Jean like to dance in private, but Scott gets nervous to dance in front of others. Ororo can bust that shit down.

Scott tries not to laugh when he, or someone else, is doing a bit. Like he tries not to break as he jokes along, to the point where he has to stop talking to not smile, biting inside of his mouth.

Furthermore! He also has a loud laugh, and people get a little caught off guard when they hear it. Me and my friend have described his laugh as a goose honk sound.

Kurt gaslights for fun, and he can get everybody pretty good, except Scott and Jean. You may think "oh because Jean's a telepath, right?" No, because--

Scott and Jean gaslight each other for fun, and they formulate these fake, big arguments, just as a bit. So, they're very familiar with gaslighting tactics, being they lie to each other as a joke, so when Kurt tries to, they immediately meet him-- A little too well, because Kurt is used to just messing with people.

Scott will occasionally freak people out by lowering his glasses (keeping his eyes closed of course). Like someone says "Hey, take a look at that." and he'll lower his glasses and go "Where?!" as a joke.

Everyone loves Kurt. Like, everyone. If Kurt doesn't like someone, everyone has a distaste for them as well.

Jean refers to her own psychic abilities as her "Jedi Mind Tricks"

This one isn't really a headcanon, just a running gag me and my friend do, but something bad will happen, or something inconvenient, and Remy will go "Don't worry.", insistently. Like a loud explosion can go off, and Remy will just say "Don't Worry." Occasionally this will be lengthened to "Don't what? Worry!"

We don't call Leech by his name. We call him Gneep Gnorp. That's it.

Kurt and Remy are super close (as pseudo brother in laws) and they hang out a lot, also doing that guy thing where they flirt with each other as a joke.

No one likes Emma. That's it.

Scott is autistic.

Warren is well manicured. He always has his hair just as he likes it, his wings always preened, his clothes always ironed. He'll a snazzy lookin' fella.

Rogue is a great singer. This barely a headcanon, her voice actress literally put out a song "Mojo Man (Ode to Remy LeBeau)", go listen to it.

Kurt's very coy and playful. Like, "Staaahhppp, hehe!" He also laughs at his own jokes all the time, like he cracks himself up.

Music headcanons! Here's just a few of the ones we made-- Scott likes dad rock obviously, mainly soft rock and folk rock (The Beatles, Hall & Oates, The Beach Boys, CSNY), Logan likes harder rock (Metallica, Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden), Morph likes new wave and glam rock (Oingo Boingo, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears), Remy likes a fun mix of jazz, country, and soul, with a little rock sprinkled in (Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Billie Holiday, Queen), Jubilee likes a lot of pop, pop-rock, that sorta thing (Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, ABBA, Wham!)

Kurt has a lil hyperfixation on pirates and ships-- this is kinda canon in the comics. But he loves talking about pirate history and ships and misconceptions.

I'm sure there's a bunch of ones I can't remember but there ya go lol

thanks to @the-death-defying-night-crawler for being funny and making these with me lol

[ask-tokito-muichiro]

youre so mean. gneep gnorp 👽

Unnecessarily harsh or not, I am concerned for your mental health. Please seek help

*Muichiro is mean but his intentions are good, even as he is very uncomfortable and weirded-out*

[upper-moon-4askblog]

what would you do if i was gneep gnorp 👽

Sekido appears to get aggravated by the use of "Gneep Gnorp" and replies angrily. — I WOULD DESTROY THAT STUPID LITTLE ALIEN! IT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S AN EYESORE AND IF YOU SHOW ME ANY MORE OF THESE STUPID PICTURES, I'M GOING TO BREAK ALL YOUR PHONES AND PHEONICS AND WHATEVER OTHER DEVICES YOU HAVE THAT CAN PLAY THESE FELD AMIMALS ON IT!!!

Karaku seems amused by the idea of you being a little alien and laughs. — “Ah ha ha! That would be quite interesting! I suppose you’d be able to use your alien powers and special ability to fly around and do all kinds of crazy things! It would certainly be exciting and I would have to watch out, I wouldn't want you flying away with Zohakuten or anything like that!”

Aizetsu seemed confused, wondering what you meant but still gave a response. The only thing he did in response was stare at you blankly, his face seemed to remain unchanged, it was as if he did not care at all. — "…" He remained silent for a few seconds, seemingly thinking about what he'd do in that situation. A few seconds pass, him just staring at you before he finally answers. — "I would stare at you silently."

Urogi immediately bursts out laughing and covers his mouth tightly, almost as if he wanted to choke on his laughter. — "Oh my… What would I do if you were literally an alien? Well… that is indeed a very peculiar thought my little friend. I don't even know how I would react to something like that. Would I be afraid? Would I be amused? I have so many questions running through my mind right now!"

[fru1tzn4ck]

Rusty posting !!!!11!1!

This is my oc rusty and I love him so very much he is so gneep gnorp ♥️♥️