#Hortative

[cheebuss]

hyena ass thang

[iheartmangomonster]

What if Tim and Jessica went to Cracker Barrel as lesbian besties

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Too $hort was born April 28, 1966

[wiferomanroy]

"you're my number one boy"

[niftukkun]

unguided hand, what is your crown?

individual images under the cut! ^_^

meteor, mars the sea, our world, the space between stars ticking time and the tool to cut it short a victor stands, beheld by the court

[burgycreeper405-blog]

a Microphone and a Knife hugging on your dash board

@maxphilippa

[thevashstampede]

I need to see more people talking about how deep in the paint I Saw the TV Glow went for the neurodivergent girlies. My autistic girlies. My psychosis experiencing girlies. My maladaptive dissociation daydreaming girlies... where y'all at. Make some noise.

[basil-isdead]

...the only way out is through a fairy tale.

please do not repost on other sites!!!

[bloodbroox]

where every great fairytale begins….

🦢

[lionfloss]

Solarium in Victorian home

[invidiatechdemo]

quick doodle again. wish we'd gotten to see them interact more.

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Too $hort released his second studio album Life is… Too $hort January 31, 1989

[bdudette]

Since you wrote for an Ever reader, what about Teddy and Hort falling for a Never reader?

THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL GUYS FALING FOR A WITCH OF EVIL !

Characters: Hort and Tedros

Warnings: Mentions of Hort being a Creep, Tedros being Tedros, Hort being Weird, Hort wanting to sniff your hair —

A|N: Oh geeze, oh man ! This is gonna be awesome !

Opposite

✫ Hort

• Okay, but how can someone — who’s supposed to be fugly af — look so freaking hot !? He wasn’t sure if you were supposed to be a never at all honestly !

• You do prove him wrong at some point at how you probably should be a never by almost killing him when he tried to flirt with you the first time — hah —

• But dang, work it ! He is so freaking in love with your beauty, he stares at you almost all day every day whenever he sees you. Even if you try to kill him for it he doesn’t stop —

• Pretty sure he doesn’t care that he creeps you out because of it but — he’ll try to keep his staring to a minimum of 5 hours a day if you tell him to stop staring so much.

• He actually starts liking you a lot more than physically when you start to kind of hang around with him and you both get to know each other a little more. And you don’t try to kill him as much.

• Randomly confesses his love for you three to five times every day depending on what you are doing, don’t mind him, “ Did you know I love you ? “ “ I know Hort, you’ve said that 4 times already. “ “ Okay but — I am so in love with you. “

• Please, never hold his hand or give him a little kiss on his cheek unless you’re ready for this man to combust into a freaking wolf all of a sudden from how flustered he is. Though — you’d be helping him pass his ‘ Transformation ‘ and ‘ Evil ‘ classes in no time if you do.

• Overall, just let him sniff your hair and profess his love for you. He would so freak out if you actually like him back.

• Might be a little too cheesy and dumb for him to say out loud but he could so find his ever after with you by his side.

✫ Tedros

• No, no, no, no, no ! It wasn’t supposed to be like this ! He wasn’t supposed to find his princess out of a never.

• You both weren’t really all that fond of each other at all when you met, you making snarky comments at him and him being passively aggressive by making low tide comments back at you.

• At some point you two did tolerate each other and could make simple conversation behind everyone’s back without trying to bite at each other’s neck — but it wasn’t soon after that Tedros started to feel — different towards you.

• He is so freaking scared at how you made him feel when he sees you now. You weren’t kind, you weren’t extraordinarily beautiful nor were you even close to being an ever — and yet, you were so unique and pretty in your own way that you actually caught his attention more so than before.

• You are the first person to ever make him feel like this so — after he asked some space to think away from you and you having poked at him to tell you what was going on ( you really need to have patience ) he bursted out with frustration, “ I need some space to think about my feelings for you, okay !? “

• That was enough for you to give him some space — albeit only after stuttering an awkward ‘ okay ‘ as you walked off with a slight stumble and flustered expression

• So he took a day to think about everything — from pros to cons and all — and he decided that — yeah, he wants to freaking court you so bad.

• With the hopes of you perhaps — maybe — feeling the same way. And in hopes of this big difference between you and him of being a never and an ever not getting in the way. He goes off to profess his growing love to you and ever so hopes that you will accept rather than reject him.

[fun-k-board]

Hello how are you? I would like to know if you still receive orders. If yes, fantastic. First I apologize for my horrible English, I'm still learning.

Could it be about Hort from School of Good and Evil? Where the reader or y/n has a similar relationship with Gomez and Morticia Addams. Thank you for your attention, kisses from Brazil.(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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Yes of course! And don't worry, your English is really good! <3 apologies for taking so long! Also, this is Hort from the movie, which I haven't watched in awhile so it may be very inaccurate, I know he's a lot different in the book but I haven't read it yet.

Hort X Gn!Reader with a relationship like Morticia and Gomez Addams

If you're an ever, I imagine your darker taste in clothing got him interested in your straight away, especially if you're the beauty standard, if not, the fact you're an ever not as 'beautiful' as the rest with a dislike of what being an ever essentially is got him curious about you.

I imagine him approaching you, if you don't notice him / he doesn't notice you, then I imagine you and Agatha being friends, and so meeting Sophie which ends in meeting Hort.

Your first impression was shaking his hand, which he begrudgingly done given you're an ever, but he jumped when your hand fell off, no, it was thing! He jumped back onto your shoulder while you hid your mouth with your hand and laughed. Hort felt a grin spread across his face while Sophie gagged, he done that with her when they first met.

You complimented him, genuinely, with a menacing smile and flirting of how he's disgusting and filthy, but you like that. It made him blush and fall harder. All thoughts of Sophie are completely gone whenever your wide and unblinking eyes stare into him.

Hort and you 'insult' each other in public, yet still gently kiss eachother and even with your mouth not wide and bright, a gentle smile held a thousand emotions as you nuzzled into one another's chest in happiness.

You, obviously, only say things because you know he likes them, especially when you're dating and vice versa. Although, it would take him a LONG time to say something about your appearance that wasn't a conventional compliment. To him, you're hot no matter if you have warts, deformaties, etc, etc. Anything 'ugly' to regular society is not only useful but essentially the standard for what he's grown up on, you're familiar, and he loves you for it.

If you're a never, you met when everybody was being thrown into the ocean upon first arriving, he somehow saw you perfectly dry by the guards. It caught his eye, so did your appearance. Elegenatly dressed with a teasing smile thrown his way. You noticed him and he immediately swam out, complimenting you and probably coming off a bit too strong.

It's sweet though, he gets pretty dirty a lot and although you may be strange, it's clear you do appreciate a form of hygiene and will wipe his face if it gets too gross.

You gave him a sword on your first week of dating, which he greatly appreciated, especially how you took the time to carve his name and yours. Hort asked how you managed to get it, to which you cut the petals off the roses in your dorm and told him you wouldn't reveal your secrets.

It took him a while to fully realise, simply believing it to be a trick of the light, but your eyes were always illuminated. No matter what a strip of light accompanied you with everything else shrouded in darkness. He even put a hand over your eyes and it was still somehow light.

You were somehow extremely rich, gifting him mass amounts of things and assisting him in class with your devious charm and schemes to get him good grades. Refusing to allow a fail for him.

He's a very insecure guy, and so your constant array of compliments and physical affection had him remembering it late at night blushing and hiding his face in a pillow.

[spaceagebachelormann]

MARS BBBBBBYYYY CAN I GET DATING HORT HEADCANONS I LOVE HIM SM OMG

DATING HIM - HORT.

𝑵𝑨𝑽. || 𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻 || 𝑺𝑮𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

➼ FANDOM: the school for good and evil

➼ WARNINGS/TAGS: i may have villianized sophie… a bit…. i’m sorry, also this is book!hort

➼ FORMAT: headcanons

let’s be honest

he is…. possessive.

always has a hand on your hip, shoulder or waist when he’s sitting or walking with you

and his grip is tight, but not so tight where it leaves bruises, just enough that he can scoop you away if needed

while tedros has an “anything for you <3” mindset, horts is more aggressive

“ANYTHING for you.” and he means it

will literally do anything for you

no acceptions, you ask he does it <3

also,,, i think he’d like to bring you pretty flowers

doesn’t matter if you’re an ever or a never he’s bringing you a new flower everyday

soon you have a vase full of pretty flowers <3

OH OH

cuddles are a must with him

pulls you into his side/on top of him whenever he sits beside you

or when you’re laying down

either way it’ll end in cuddling

we’ve talked about cuddling, now let’s bring up kisses

he loves kissing you!!

even if he sees you in the hall for a split second he’s gonna grab your face and kiss you before skedaddling

he’d like kissing your forehead and hands the most

everytime you hold hands he ends up raises your palms/back of the hand to his lips and like littering it in kisses

has definitely stolen sophie’s lipstick and put it on so it left stains when he kisses you

you come in to class with lipstick marks and everyone’s like “did sophie make out with you….” and horts like “since when was my name sophie?”

yeah they laughed but she wasn’t very happy and burnt her lipstick when it was returned

btw sophie’s jealous now that horts attention isn’t on her

dw she’ll approve… eventually

now i know he wears eyeliner and if you suck at makeup he puts it on for you

oh also being his s/o means listening to him rant about how he hates tedros <3

and comforting him afterwards

now, he will never ever laugh at you

like ever

even if you did the most embarrassing thing ever he’s not even smiling a bit

and if anyone does he will destroy them

if he can’t laugh with you, he’s not laughing at all

if you like to read he will go out and buy you a whole, like, wagon full of books

so you know how everything was…. stressful, in a word, in the last ever after?

yeah you don’t really leave his sight

he’s more of your bodyguard than sophies

if you thought he was protective before it just got 10x worse

but like he’s not being overprotective in a “you belong to me” way it’s in a “i just want you to be safe” way

it’s late so i’m gonna end the hcs here!! i’ll probably come back and add more though

[pigfacedbitch]

Dating Hort of Bloodbrook

summary : general headcanons of dating Hort while being the princess of Camelot.

word count : 0.7k

type : headcanons

pairing/s involved : Hort x Reader, Sibling! Tedros x Reader

warning/s : discrimination against Nevers and Evers.

here is my masterlist!

Note : I know this is late but this has been on my unfinished works since the movie came out. I fell in love with Hort, he is so cute and loyal to Sophie 🥹. I haven't read the books but I might soon when I need to escape reality again.

You will likely be a year younger than Tedros.

Because of the heir and the spare™.

I know it sounds bad but some rulers actually do those.

Tedros is extremely overprotective over you, especially when Queen Guinevere ran away with Lancelot and King Arthur died.

He's like the typical older brother you see in movies; handsome, buff, (kind off) a meathead, and annoys you to know end.

Will also be the first one to come to your defense.

When you got to the School of Good, you were determined to destroy the image of being Tedros' little sister.

Which results to you preferring to be a hero in your own story than being a queen in someone else's.

As expected, you quickly became friends with Agatha.

Not afraid to stand up to those who think girls are inferior to boys.

While the other Evers found the Nevers horrible for being future villains, you have a neutral perspective towards them.

After all, the School of Good has many stuck up and vain students.

Meeting Hort was definitely a memory to remember. It was when Professor Dovey took the first years to the Wish Fish (Let's pretend Agatha didn't free them).

When you put your hand on the water and begin to think of a wish, you didn't feel the water swirling like Agatha told you she experienced,

Instead, it was hand that intertwines its finger with yours.

And it harshly pulled you down the water.

The girls' screams and the professor calling out your name in panic caught the boys and Tedros' attention, running to the 'rescue'.

Under the water, you see someone smiling at you, or at least that's what you hopes he's doing.

A Never named Hort, son of Captain Hook.

Tedros immediately pulled you out of the water, with Hort in tow.

The angry professor commands the nearby guards to bring him back to the School of Evil and how Lady Lesso will surely punish him.

"It seems like I'm your wish, my lady."

He expects you to be disgusted like the other Evers. To his surprise, you give him the sweetest smile he has ever seen in his life.

"That you are, Hort of Bloodbrook."

To say Hort is surprised was an understatement.

You didn't only smile at him but also knew his name.

Cupid's arrow struck him at that moment. His villainous smirk drops, staring at you with wide eyes as much as he could before they were out of sight.

Tedros, who saw the whole thing, was not pleased and gave you a warning on how Nevers can't be trusted.

After your encounter, Hort seeks you out more.

You didn't mind, he is an odd yet funny companion.

He also doesn't care for one's physical appearance like the girls do or how you're nothing but a pretty face with a royal title like most guys think.

He encourages you to be yourself, like Agatha does.

You two would get judgmental looks from both sides.

Sophie was pissed, not only because Hort was losing interest in her but being the princess of Camelot is everything she wants to be.

So is Tedros. And everyone else who sees you together.

Agatha is just worried and would remind you to keep your guard up.

But you enjoy each other's company, that's what matters.

Hort was in love with you the moment you met but it took you a longer time to realize your feelings for him.

You only told Agatha about it but Tedros overheard.

Believe me when I say that Tedros will demand you to be examined.

"She's not under any spells, my prince."

"Are you certain?"

"Oh my God, I love Hort and there's nothing you can do about it!"

Everyone in the hall heard you.

Silence before a giddy howl ensues.

Hort runs to you and gives the biggest hug you could ever receive.

Despite being initially embarrassed, you returned it.

Before he could kiss you like he always dreamed of, Tedros stops him.

He pulls out Excalibur and points its tip on Hort's neck. Your brother will mercilessly give the poor boy threats if he broke your heart or hurt you in any way. Agatha joined in without words, just sending a warning glare on his way.

Hort would be lowkey terrified but so happy at the same time.

I mean you love him back. He could take a fucking army if you command him to.

Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey would only look at each other in disbelief, worried for what happens next.