#Hotcat rambles

[hotcat37]

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I’m sorry, my silly brain is so happy not to be in pain.

Based off this post https://www.tumblr.com/hometoursandotherstuff/717031399364919296

[afterartist]

Some of you were curious about Helical and I will use any chance I get to shove my AUs in ur faces :D

(There is a 2LDR at the end btw)(also I believe I’ve posted a few of these pictures before but that sounds like a u problem /LH)

Basic Plot of Helicaltale is the monsters weren’t sealed underground after they lost the war, they were instead cursed that if they ever touch sunlight they’ll die (Minecraft Mob style), based of the idea that ‘monsters and ghouls only come out at night’, This is also why all the Helicaltale monsters are absolutely decked out in clothing, wanting to avoid contact with the sun at all costs

So, instead of living under Mt Ebott they live in a camp in Ebott Desert, since a century have passed since the war, monsters and humans are on pretty chill terms now, River (the Desert person) helps humans cross the desert for trading with the monster camp (by camp I mean actual tents with canvas stretching over the walkways to act as shade, cause I love cities built with only tents, that aesthetic is my JAM-HXHSUDHS)

This also means characters like Gaster are still around and alive tho cause you can’t fall into the CORE is there is no CORE!!

Sans is one of the city sentry (they guard the city from wild animals like coyotes and the occasional human gang n stuff) but I’d also one of the monsters that actively trade with humans, yet, he only really deals with weird stuff like ancient magical artefacts from before the war, medicines that you basically can’t get anywhere else and HotCats

Due to a mishap (selling his right eye during a pandemic so he could afford to by medicine for Paps and Gaster when he was around 12 and the majority of monsters were dusting to this unknown disease) Sans was half blind for most his life, but eventually a human comes to him asking for medicine for his own brother, offering a Glass Eye (built for skeletons) his great great Grandfather made from before the war,

Making the trade it becomes apparent the eye is cracked and damaged, but deciding he’d rather deal with blurry vision instead of no vision, Sans uses the eye, which suddenly allows him to see and interact with things that he should ink be able to, IE: the Creators and access to the Multiverse

Then there’s also Paps, (Helical Papyrus is by far the coolest Papyrus AU I have)

Paps is Vice Capt of the Royal Guard, seeing as the Gruard isn’t designed to actually kill anyone he climbed the ranks quickly and is a genuinely loved and well respected member, he and Undyne are great friends and Sans gloats about how great Papyrus is any chance he gets, cause his brother is the coolest duh

He’s also like, the nicest person you’ll ever meet- I love him-

He and Sans share a tent together cause Gaster is currently away in Ebott city working with humans to create a cure to the curse

Paps also has a scare over his right eye from when some jerk humans used a mirror to reflect the sun on him when he was seven, let’s just say… sans decided to feed the coyotes for once

And finally, non contested spoilers to a possible comic idea :)

(No promises tho)

2LDR: Sun = ouchie bang bang, eye = can hear god, paps = best boi

Have an amazing day/night, ty for listening to me ramble

[underletter-anon]

aaaah! i love this blog and the idea behind it!!! how abt a note from alphys after she found out her qpp(quasiplatonic partner) had written her a letter that simply had "for the bad days" on the front and it's full of compliments and paragraphs of just how much her qpp loves her and is proud of how far she's come as a person? just the fluffiest and sappy letter she's ever seen? ty

Welp. Woken up at midnight to fix the internet, so... guess who can't get back to sleep? Ah, I can sleep in tomorrow anyway, might as well try this....whew, first request for Alphys. Well, technically the second, but I really wasn't sure how to tackle the last one, sooo...?  {ו×;}Okay, let's see.-----It's been almost a day since you've seen Alphys, and you're not sure exactly why? ...she did kind of squeak and run off when you gave her the present you made, but- she always does that? It still seems like she's avoiding you....At least until, hungry, you go to grab the lunch you made, and find a small, carefully wrapped, intricately prepared bento instead. Are those dumplings? Pickled veggies? Rice balls of course, uh, onigiri, Alphys calls them... little hotdog- er, hotcat? water sausage?- Anyway, octopuses! Octopi?-she left you a note too.'Hi... um, I'll try to keep this short. Wow, thanks! Uh, heh, arigato, I mean... thank you, so, so much. I've just been, feeling pretty bad lately -And, I know you're always telling me I shouldn't? But... I just don't see myself the way you do? I mean, you're amazing, and talented, and nice... a really good person! I'm uh, not, a really good person. But, you make me feel like, maybe I could be? I know I'm just rambling, and, uh, you don't have to pay attention or anything. But! I think you're pretty amazing! And, your present! It made me feel, really better? I've already read it a whole bunch of times, and, um... I'm, I'm the luckiest monster in the world, having you in my life. I-JUST-WANTED-YOU-TO-KNOW-THAT! OKAYBYE!' -Alphys.----(Kinda, took liberties with her writing, to make it come across more how I think she'd sound, if she just wrote her thoughts as they came. Anyway, hope this is okay!)

[hotcat37]

I had a weird dream that I was somehow first in line for a Joker Out concert and I was rlly excited about getting barricade and other fans kept trying to pickpocket me lmao??? But then after several hours it turned out that Joker Out aren't even playing (they weren't even in the same country in my dream) and we were all being delusional ☠☠

[hotcat37]

Cooking rn (working on a Jance fic)

[hotcat37]

I have an online job interview in 30 minutes I'm so nervous 😭 I've never done a job interview before :")

[hotcat37]

Working on some deaf! Jere while i wait for my train >:3💪💪

[hotcat37]

Before you say anything: they were made with love

[hotcat37]

Cooking up some icip Käsh art for the six month anniversary of the music video tomorrow 💥💥

[hotcat37]

Black cats ARE lucky because I had the shittiest week and I just came across this affectionate little creature and it made my day <33

[hotcat37]

Damn it's really fucking sad that just speaking a language is a huge source of controversy right now ☠☠ I understand it's a very delicate subject but I find it genuinely insane that people are being insulted and being send death threats for just speaking their language. Being Russian and speaking the language does not mean you agree with Putin's actions and I think it's very sad that a girl can't even sing a version of Umazane Misli without it triggering a load of discourse

[hotcat37]

Drawing Bojere yuri again....I wanted to genderbend Tommy too but realistically speaking I don't think he'd really change much. Bro is gnc asf

[hotcat37]

Ollie the dog my beloved im so sorry for putting you through it this chapter 😖🐕

[hotcat37]

I ran so fast I made myself sick but at least I caught the train 💪💪

[hotcat37]

I wish all hairdressers that trick their clients into paying more by putting products in their hair without clarifying that it's +10 euros a very go to hell 💖💖