#Hunee

[criticowl]

My Fic

Here, you hungry little creatures, enjoy this fic I wrote; https://archiveofourown.org/works/40527036/chapters/101532012

[theomnipotentleaf]

Do you like this ? If you want to know who the artist is, i can dm you but if you already know that's cool.

And the artist called this ship HUNEE

Okay this is actually cute

Lunter will forever be my OTP, BUT I do think Veenter/Hunee is a cute ship that has potential :)

[rukafais]

A batch of shitposts. I have a bunch saved in a masterfile in my folders so I might as well use them.

[minettetea]

secret of the scarlet hand cast ♦️ such fun suspects in this one

[sshot]

[talesofthedice]

Stick Valas with Halisstra, Quenthel, and Danifae

[osho-b]

Abbil.

[epiclad]

Bregan D'aerthe Still on a mad BG3 kick… so here I am doing more FR stuff in my spare time! Redid an old Bregan D'aerthe piece from 2010. Tried for a "Randomly stumble upon a hidden area in the Undercity Ruins only to be greeted in the dark by an unusual collection of brigands led by an even more unusual drow" type scene, because lord knows I desperately wanted that to happen.

Modelled Jarlaxle's face after Richard O'Brien (because if you're as old as I am and you've seen him on The Crystal Maze… you'll know why I can't imagine anyone else as Jarlaxle).

Mood music

[hyperfix-8-ion]

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, what you fail to understand is the defendant, Henrik van de Hune, is no longer the man who committed the crime! Art theft! Artifact trafficking! International smuggling! Now, now, those are some lofty allegations for a poor, divorced man whose life has been turned upside down by the most severe case of amnesia doctors have ever seen *and yes,* our witness Nurse Bluefoot will testify to that fact...I will concede that yes, those limp, clammy hands at the end of Mr. van de Hune's arms smuggled ancient art from tribal communities and yes it was those very feet that brought it to the United States of America but we are human beings every one of us, and a human being is not defined by his hands or his feet or any part of his corporeal form but his soul, ladies and gentlemen, his SOUL! Now if you believe in justice, if you believe in our justice system, if you believe in the idea of the Christian soul itself you will understand that the amnesiac before you is not, cannot be, and has never been the man who committed those heinous crimes. The pre-amnesia Henrik van der Hune is dead and cannot be tried. The man before you fell off a pyramid and was reborn anew, and that is the man you will declare not guilty.

[everybodyloveshippos]

read the war of the spider queen

(redraws from its always sunny in philadelphia, characters in alt!)

[kai-ice]

The finished work of the War of the Spider Queen gang.

[joestdogsofmoonlake]

henrik van der hune NEEDS a boyfriend (me) to kiss (me) and ramble about mayan glyphs to (it will be me)

[novarex]

Allright, I'm doing DROW SMASH OR PASS, Legend of Drizzt and Waf of the Spider Queen characters. I've seen this back in the tags and I want to play.

Drizzt Do'Urden - PASS - idk, he's not really my type, and he's just a little bit boring. It would also feel wrong somehow, and I don't know how to explain it. I mean... I wouldn't say no if he asked, but Cattie-Brie would have to be dead and I'd probably ask if he's sure like 10x.

Jarlaxle Baenre - SITUATIONAL - Don't get me wrong, he's lovely, but his personality is too close to mine, and there isn't enough air in one room for the both of us. But get me drunk, and I'd do it for sure.

Gromph Baenre - SMASH - Slamming the smash button until it breaks. If you know me at all you know I'm in love with this pathetic wizard man. He is both brilliant and stupid, and just the right amount of sarcastic, arrogant, sad, and pathetic. I would marry him. He wouldn't get a moment of peace because I'd be trying to entice him into bed 24/7. It's like he was written specifically for me to fall in love with. When he went missing in WOTSQ, I would have turned the city to rubble and made the rivers run red with blood looking for him. I know Cattie-Brie was pissy about the suggestive fantasies he put in her head with psionics, but I would literally learn psionics just to play a game of horny thoughts tag all day.

Zaknafein Do'Urden - SITUATIONAL - a bit too self righteous for my taste, and I think I'd probably get on his nerves. But I'd never turn down that legendary dick if I had a few shots in me. He's got some anger issues I'd prefer to steer clear of.

Kimmuriel Oblodra - PASS - I just don't think he'd be into it. I would also be incredibly uncomfortable with him having that much access to my thoughts. Unless, of course, he's into the wild fantasies that my brain cooks up...and in that case... we might turn this into a smash.

Rai'gy Bondalek - PASS - Strong possibility that he'd just make me self conscious. He's certainly intriguing, but he'd hate me for sure.

Dinin Do'Urden - SMASH - Dinin, my love. I would scoop him up and take him to a cottage in the woods and make sure his belly is full and his balls are empty and have all of his babies. I would brutally torture and maim anyone who ever dared to hurt him. I would burn cities to ash and end bloodlines for him. Dinin deserves so much better. I'm desperate for more Dinin, especially after the events of Lolth’s Warrior.

Rizzen Do'Urden - SMASH - I'd keep him as a pet. What malice did to him is unforgivable.

Nalfein Do'Urden - SMASH - I don't even know why other than he's pathetic in thre way that I like.

Beniago Baenre - SMASH - He's adorable. I would insist on him in his natural drow form, however. I bet he's a good lover too. In One Eyed Jax, Jarlaxle teases him a bit because he's definitely into human women. He smart, personable, and he definitely knows how to please a woman.

Braelin Janquay - SMASH - He deserves everything. I find him irresistibly adorable. He's spent more of his life outside of Menzoberranzan than in and has a pretty strong disdain for Lolthian culture. He is smart and clever and Jarlaxle adores him. Braelin has also suffered a lot and remains so loyal to Jarlaxle. Everything about him is attractive to me. He has quickly rocketed to my 3rd favorite, with Gromph as my #1 and Dinin as a very close #2.

Valas Hune - SMASH - I feel like we might genuinely get along. He'd be good to go camping with somewhere far from everyone else. I really thrive with one on one interactions, especially someone who needs personal space too.

Ravel Xorlarrin - SMASH- I have amended this to smash. He has grown on me considerably. He's clever and not easily intimidated. I respect that.

Brack'thal Xorlarrin - SMASH - Ok, I know he's only in one book (Charon's Claw) but he checks all of the "he's pathetic and tragic in all the right ways" boxes. His whole story makes me want to swoop him up and carry him off. Charon's Claw starts off so strong with him being kicked around that I just immediately wanted to protect him. His whole story just has me in a grip. It's really a shame we only got one book of him.

Tiago Baenre - HARD PASS - Fuck no. No way. I mean maybe if it gave me the opportunity to cut his throat, then I would make that sacrifice. He's the only irredeemable fuck face I can't find anything to like about. I'd kick him in the nuts.

Dantrag Baenre - SMASH - He definitely knows how to fuck. He's big too, which would be extra fun. I also have a weakness for Baenre boys.

Berg'inyon Baenre - SMASH - He seems like he'd know what he's doing, and if he didn't, he'd learn real quick.

Pharaun Mizzrym - SMASH - Let me be clear... I would not trust him at all. But come on, you know that sex has to be amazing. He knows what he's doing, is so good that he's an arrogant shit about it, and you'll definitely have a lot of orgasms. You know your legs won't work for a week after. There's a reason he's such a pain in Gromp's ass and it's because he's a wildly competent shitass.

Ryld Argith - MAYBE - He's just so practical it hurts. He also just doesn't seem to care that much about anyone other than Pharaun.

Nimor Imphrazel - SMASH - Half drow half dragon rabble rouser? Absolutely sign me the fuck up.

Allright. I'm not sure if I've missed anyone.

Tagging @vspin, @grandma-kei, @drizztdohurtin, and anyone else who wants to play. Feel free just to do the ones you know or add to it. I know I just did dudes.

[resplendent-chungus]

I've seen these going around and I don't think anyone's done one for A Practical Guide To Evil, so;

Spin the wheel to get a PGTE character, then vote below.

Feel free to say who you got in the tags and why you made the choice you did :3

[wikipediapictures]

Shanghai–Nanjing railway

“A train speeding along the Ningzhen Highway” - via Wikimedia Commons (original description translated from Chinese using Google Translate)

[talesofthedice]

I just noticed the video is shotty for some reason so here’s the group image