I did a Toa Hunger Games simulator. These are the highlights (not from any one particular scenario, just the highlights from several that I played):
APOLLO YOU HAD ONE JOB
You go you funky little music god, you
Bitch-
Making his father proud
Well okay, cut out the middle man I guess-
GET HIS ASS
What is this group
Yeah cause that worked out REAL WELL THE FIRST TIME YOU TRIED THAT
G E T H I S A S S
JASON N O-
Somewhere, Commodus is fuming
On brand
Of course he's the one who survives the damn fire-
Bruh-
Nero you fool-
(And that is the culmination of like, five games. I have classes in the morning why tf am I still awake)
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i'm doing a hunger games simulator of @linked-maze ! game under the cut- although i hit the tumblr image limit, so i will need to reblog this (here's a link to the reblog with the rest of the game in it)
here's the lineup! i needed 24 characters, but linked maze doesn't quite have that many characters yet- so, some characters are in here twice, in both their hylian and animal forms. this gives them twice the chance to win, good odds, but in the hunger games, it's less about odds and more about blind luck. let's go!
a lot of running away from the bloodbath. a reasonable but boring course of action
a lot of weapon gathering as well, but still no violence. maybe this will be the first ever peaceful bloodbath
more running, and koridai steals a mace from wolfy! i didn't know wolfy had hands
wow. i can't believe it. a bloodbath with literally no blood. they all just ran away. onto day 1, let's see how long the peace lasts
the peace did NOT last. wolf time attacks hylian time, despite the fact that A: they are on the same team and B: they're literally the same person. but both times survive. meanwhile, sheerow gets the first kill! rip minish
compass kills hyrule (the hylian. fairy hyrule is still in the game)! meanwhile, everyone robs wind
at the end of day 1, friendship blooms on the battlefield. that's nice
minish and hyrule are dead. sheerow and compass have one kill each, meaning they're currently tied for first place!
shadow makes four kill wolf time, but he spares bunny bunny! why did shadow do that to his own teammate? i don't know. at least hylian time is still alive. also, twilight kills wind. poor wind, everyone raided his camp and then he died.
wild dies in a frozen lake... yeah, cold water is like the #1 most deadly thing in botw and totk, that's fair. rip. and djaevel kills warrior! i would not have thought he could do that, but i guess i thought wrong
SHEEROW KILLS AGAIN! bunny is dead (the hylian one. bunny the bunny is fine). ravio lets time into his shelter, which i personally think is a bad idea but maybe it will work out. now for day 2
twilight runs away from ravio. i think twilight would win that fight but i guess he's not as sure as i am
sheerow continues to be a menace. now that wind is dead, everyone's stealing from four instead. djaevel falls in a hole and dies, which is embarrasing for him, and that's the end of day 2! 6 people died
despite the deaths, no teams are wiped out yet. sheerow is in first place! for now. onto night 2
i guess ravio letting time into his shelter did pay off after all! time is now extending kindness to world, and ravio gets to stay in someone else's shelter too
everyone has a bad night. maybe sheerow is experiencing guilt for his murdering ways, and angel might be mourning djaevel, since he fell in a hole and died
how did bunny start a fire? why did he cook his food, when bunnies do not need to do that? a mystery for the ages. onto day 3
navi kills twilight! everyone else (including wolfy) just kind of runs around thinking about murder
sheerow and koridai both discover a cave. is it the same cave? who knows! meanwhile angel does exactly what she usually does. a short and uneventful day (except for twilight dying, i guess)
sheerow is still in first place! and there are still no eliminated teams. time for night 3
four spares sky. angel dies of hypothermia? i guess she is naked, and it's cold. bunny cooks his food again. why does he keep doing that
fairy friends! compass kills spirit! sheerow (who is a bird) loses sight of where he is, even though he can FLY. and that's the end of the night!
everyone's doing well. or as well as they can be, given the circumstances
bunny the bunny plans murder. what a short day!
sheerow and compass are back to being tied for first! in an interesting twist, the first team to be wiped out was the twili siblings, followed shortly by wind and spirit.
fairy hyrule spares compass, despite the fact that she killed hylian hyrule. time lets a wolf into his shelter like an idiot
end of night 4! that was pretty short. hopefully day 5 is exciting
day 5 is very short, but it is a little exciting! world makes sheerow kill koridai, putting sheerow back in first place!
district two, minish and koridai's team, is wiped out. i'm starting to think sheerow is going to win, but you never know. onto night 5
(in the a reblog, because i hit the tumblr image limit. see the rest of the game here)
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Day Two: Fallen Tributes
Howling, she/her: @/that-howling-sky-kid
Eve, she/her: @/magicaleraser94
Apocrypha, any pronouns: @/skykid-nadir
8 layer fish taco, she/her: @/secretbeanguino
The Dragon, he/they/it: @/ejsuperstar
Beefy Five Layer Burrito, he/they: @/locallygrowndaikon
Crocus, she/her: @/chazzfox
Atlas, he/him: @/dzikigrzyb
Lion, they/he: @/nnomsu
Ari, she/her: @/ari-skycotl (Art by @kyri45)
Aelita, she/they: @/fadingstarfire
Calico, they/them: @/godesscall
Lark, he/she: @/exoni (Art by @wilde-foxgloves)
Elulire, she/her: @/madam-morbid
Dawn, she/her: @/princessjadyn15
Lloyd, he/him: @/princessjadyn15
Rhea, she/her: @/harpyco
Crim, he/him: @/harpyco
Geminus, he/him: @/melted-mercury
Minos, he/him: @/skyc47su
Styria, they/them: @/sunfiltersthroughwillowleaves
Eli, they/them: @/dzikigrzyb
Silas, he/him: @/dzikigrzyb
Vieno, he/him: @/spectralfalcon
Aerie, they/them: @/exoni
Altaira, she/her: @/harpyco
Sirce, they/them: @/splatanastamprr
Cypress, he/they: @/exoni
Parakeet, she/her: @/melted-mercury
Seren, they/them: @/spacem0th
Feyra, he/him: @/ebi-skycotl
Creature, they/them: @/salamie-baby
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