#I CAAAAAAAAAANT

[definitelynotshouting]

TJ TJ TJ TJJTJJJJJJ I HAD . EPIPHANY. Ok. Listen listen very closely. “Amnesia was her name” is a Hunger au song in a really fucked up way ok. I’m gojgn to go feral over this oUhhhhjhhhhhhghjjg Jh. Hjfkkg

WODNWKDKENDKWM okay so i listened to this and for 90% of the song i was like "huh, im not sure what that anon meant--" and then the last line hit and it was literally like this

[semiotomatics]

i cant sleep bc im so nervous abt my upcoming trip for concerts and now im once again looking up joint range of motion diagrams and asking "what do you MEAN that isnt normal"

anyway i saw this image

and like, yes i know the top 2 rows are hypermobility things (all of which i have/can do lol), but the bottom ones?? can ppl really not normally do those things??? pls dont tell me ppl cant normally W sit or put their fucking. arms back 😭😭😭

[boxwinebaddie]

How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?

oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.

*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!

( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )

kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!

yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )

but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."

Love :(

he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.

he winces. hard.

he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"

cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"

ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"

kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going

"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"

stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"

*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!

*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*

speaking of...

he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...

gently grasps ravenstan's face

KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

and says

and i quote...

"Te amo." <3

AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')

-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style

[danswank]

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[yappacadaver]

"i didn't like raymond until ending 6"

:( b-b-but he is still the same lying slimy bastard..... ik his huge gigantic boobies are really distracting but he didn't become a hero in that moment u know.....

[moondove330]

recently i read the Kryptonite Nevermore collection, where Superman loses his weakness to kryptonite. here’s my favorite things in it.

clark is now a tv reporter because he gets a new boss. darkseid is manipulating this boss BUT that little fact is only mentioned in one panel and means nothing if you don't know who darkseid is. look at him go!!!

so clark can eat kryptonite now BUT as a result of the process that led to that. there's a superman made outta sand that follows him around and can drain him of his powers. ...yes.

listen it's fine, BECAUSE, because of that, we get THIS:

*salute* GOD BLESS YOU NEAL ADAMS (cover artist)

and Curt Swan & Murphy Anderson (panels) i would love to know which came first. either the cover was first and they just had to recap with that specifically ORR the panel was first but they were like. this one. this one for the cover. Absolutely fantastic

that pink thing around his neck is a microphone so he can still speak as clark on air. they...they do nothing funny or weird with that, aside from him running around a bit. there’s like fifty sitcom jokes right there hellooooo. he digs through the earth at one point and there’s no cut back to the tv like WHAT the hell is that sound??? IDK anyways

here's the worst suit i've seen clark wear so far burgundy with yellow stripes and a polka dot tie??? SIR???? HE WEARS THIS ON TELEVISION

lmao for his sake i hope it was broadcast in black and white

that guy only stole a purse. already funny but then the next panel is

this fucking dork i swear to god

again. they didn’t have to do it like this. but they did and god bless them for it

and finally, wonder woman's here!! unfortunately this is also the era when she stops using her powers and does kung fu instead in a white jumpsuit and has a stereotypical magical asian mentor for some reason. and in this comic...her mentor helps supes get his powers back but she Does Nothing. she is just...the girl. IDK maybe they got a little tired of drawing the big blue buff goofy man

I caaaaaaaaaant look at this this shit kills me

there's more. there's so much more this stuff is BONKERS but i think this posts too long already. but here. have the entire batman cameo

don't worry clark you'll get him next week

[stararch4ngelqueen]

HELP HAVE YOU SEEN/PLAYED THE NEW CAMPAIGN?? I AM DEVASTATED

I CAAAAAAAAAANT.

Call me sick, but my attention got me fixated on Ghost’s hands. Other than that I CANT RIGHT NOW.

[triglycercule]

i can't i fucking cant mtt are taking over my goddamn BRAIN THEY'RE INVADING THE LIMBIC INVASION (maretu reference holy shit) BUT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IM OBSESSING OVER THEM

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[ickystickyfrog]

Soten really said 🥺 he gave me crayons so now im in love 🥺

[calcharos]

season 2!!!!

[jockbots]

THIS IS A PSA: LUG IS ADORABLE AND ANODE LOVES HER VERY MUCH THANKS BYE

[goingfullpogue]

Hello. Liking Scolia doesn't mean disliking Scira. That is all.

[dreamy-slytherin]

!!! 9 DAYS !!!

[agirlamonggeraniums]

Lost Girl has some pretty frustrating characters, but Kenzi isn’t one of them and I was promised a wlw endgame so I’m in it for the long haul I guess.

[harrysayingnympho]

He better not be boring cause you know his c*m is atrocious at best (i mean his diet is awful plus he drinks and smokes) he needs something to counteract that

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