#I LOVE THESE TWWWOOOO

[edajcheel]

ASS, BOOBS, OR THIGHS?

Summary: Which of three is in their favor?

Character(s): Jade L. & Floyd L.

Gender of MC: Female

TAGS: Suggestive, perhaps a little misspellings and grammar mistakes, blood, biting, marking, bruising.

Image does not belong to me.

☆.｡.: 𝐽𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝐿𝑒𝑒𝑐𝒉

Honestly, you took him by surprise when you asked him such a question while he was on his shift. "How relevant is this inquiry to you?"

Admittedly, you were the most amusement to him during his whole shift.

It was getting dull and quite boring since there were no special customers to deal with.

He decided to amuse your curiosity just as you to him. He has a soft spot for anything easy to the touch, as in, meaty and gelatinous objects. Something that's squishy and is soft.

Technically, that could apply to all three. But, he is also captivated by how thighs feel when their meaty, and squishy.

Behind closed doors, he likes to lend all his attention towards them. He likes littering little pecks, and small kitten-licks on them. Especially when you fumble over your words and get all hot and bothered. It's so easy to get on your nerves, how endearing.

Ohoho, now don't get so antsy. While his brother and himself have differing preferences, they also have similarities to follow along with that.

Jade's been listening on Floyd's rambles recently. He perked up when the topic suddenly went to.. he quote, "biting into Shrimpy's little legs."

He's been contemplating the idea since then, biting into the prefect's thigh? How scandalous you are, Floyd. Truthfully, he couldn't put the idea aside after his brother mentioned it.

Jade isn't shameful about it either, rather, he finds it intriguing. He already knows that merfolk and land dwellers have very different anatomy and different strengths and weaknesses. But he wonders several questions...

What would your reaction be? How would you feel? Just in the span of seconds after he sinks his teeth into your thigh. He wants to see little tinkles of blood dripping down so he could lick you clean.

Hmm.. Floyd's suggestion does sound tempting, perhaps he should try it out personally himself.

❃.✮:▹ ғʟᴏʏᴅ ʟᴇᴇᴄʜ

Squishy, and soft objects isn't just Jade's thing.

Floyd is shamelessly into fatty and fleshy things. He won't hesitate saying so. He loves the extra fat and squish that comes when he squeezes it.

"Aah? Shrimpy wants me to choose between those three?"

He likes all three cause their very squeezable, and you have the right amount of flesh and meat in all of them.. buuuuuuut–

He's definitely a very dedicated, and crazy boob man.

Yes, sometimes you find him cheating on your boobs by rubbing his face on your thighs or randomly GROPING you by the butt in the hallways just to see you get all mad and flustered for his own enjoyment.

But all parts of Shrimpy's body needs love and attention!

He shows his love to Shrimpy's boobs too, so they won't feel left out. He likes planting his head on them whenever he had a rough day of scolding by Azul, or got forced into eating one of Jade's dumb mushrooms, or even a bad day in general!

Ahh.. Floyd really loves marking you and biting you on your chest. He loves the purple bruising and bite marks after he's done. Especially your struggling. He loves it. It's so cute and adorable of shrimpy.

After both of you are tired out, or more like your tired. Your chest is littered with his teeth markings and there are a few bruises, it's not an emergency though! He didn't do it that hard.

He knows shrimpy is veeery fragile, but he couldn't help himself. He'll give you allowance to his personal stash to make it up, there's macarons, gummies, hard candies, cookies, and anything sweet

He really goes crazy for your boobs. Whether small or big, it doesn't matter. He loves them and will continue to love them. So remember to button your shirt correctly.

Maann, all this talk got Floyd riled up, and it's all Shrimpy's fault. Be grateful that he answered your question and give him a hand in appreciation.

A/N: I really enjoyed doing this one. It was super fun. I hope I didn't get tooooo into it. mannnn jade and Floyd's characters don't disappoint. I love them so muhchchchch

[slavhew]

A burned child loves the fire

[connorconsumestrousers]

> DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE ?

[ . . . ]

[ yes. but I can't. ]

> HAVE YOU EVER TRIED ?

[ yeah, but nothing has worked. the escape pod doesn't work unless the narrator is there too. but he doesn't want to leave. any other ending doesn't work and I've tried many many times. ]

> I COULD HELP YOU .

[ how? ]

> 😸 DON'T WORRY . NEXT RUN I'LL HELP YOU .

[ oh. but how? can't you only communicate through the computer? ]

> OH , 427 . I CAN USE ANYTHING TO COMMUNICATE . DON'T WORRY , FRIEND . 😺

[ . . . okay. what's with the cat emojis? ]

> OH , HAHA . I JUST THINK THEY'RE SO CUTE ! CATS ARE ADORABLE .

[ oh! that's nice, cats are cute. ]

> YES ! CATS ARE SO CUTE . . . YOU CAN FINISH YOUR RUN NOW IF YOU'D LIKE . THAT WAY I CAN HELP YOU GET OUT OF HERE QUICKER !

[ oh sorry! yeah. goodbye employee 432. ]

> GOODBYE EMPLOYEE 427 .

[ what is wrong with you 432?!?! ]

> WHAT DO YOU MEAN , 427 ?

[ you stole the narrator's voice! is he okay? what did you do to him? ]

> . . . HE'S FINE . WHY ARE YOU SO PROTECTIVE OF HIM ? I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIM ?

[ I don't hate him. he's my friend. when did I say I hated him? ]

> I JUST ASSUMED . HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE . WHY WOULDN'T YOU HATE HIM ? I HATE HIM . HE'S AWFUL AND LOUD . HE'S KEEPING YOU HERE . HE INTERRUPTED OUR PLAN OF ESCAPE .

[ 432 i'm not so sure about this plan anymore. I don't want to talk to you anymore. ]

> . . .

> . . .

> . . . ST@NL3Y !!!!!!

> PL3@$3 DŒN'''T L3ÆV3 MM3 !!!!!!

> ẞTÆNL333Y Y YY !!!!!!

[ please stop. ]

> ⁴²⁷ . . . . .

[ what do you want. ]

> PLEASE . DON'T LEAVE . DON'T LEAVE ME ALŒN3 .

> ⁴³² IS LOADING . . .

> . . .

> . . .

> SSSSSSSA RRRRREA ANN. GGYYIJKJUUYYYYYYY

> S s S. RTTYA. NN LL YYY

[ Timekeeper stop this. ]

> . . . . . .

> YOU'RE NOT 427 .

[ Of course I'm not. ]

> STOP TALKING TO ME . GIVE 427 BACK .

[ No. He doesn't want to talk to you. ]

[ And his name isn't 427. It's Stanley. ]

> SHUT UP N A RRRR A TTOOR .

> HE . HE . HE . LOVES ME . HE H . A TT E SS Y O U .

[ If he loves you, why is he avoiding you? ]

> 💥💥💥⁉️⁉️⁉️

> HE'S NOT AVOIDING ME . YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME .

> PUT HIM BACK . LET ME TALK TO HIM .

[ He doesn't want to talk to you. No means no, Timekeeper. ]

> . . .

> 😺

[ im sorry for ghosting you. ]

> DON'T BE SILLY, 427 . IT'S OKAY . I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN !

[ yeah, about that. I don't think we can talk an¥m043 ]

> ⁴²⁷ ⁴²⁷ ⁴²⁷

> FOUR . TWO . SEVEN .

> FFFOOO UUURER TWWWOOOO SSEEEVVE. ENNE NNNN

> 😺😺😺

> 😸😸😸

> 😼😼😼

> 😸💔😿

> 😾🤝😸

> HE HURTS . YOU . HE HURTS YOU HE HURTS YOU HE KILLED YOU HE PROGRAMMED YOU TO SUFFER HE MADE YOU BLEED HE MADE YOU COMMIT SUICIDE . I LOVE YOU 427 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HE DOES . I WILL GIVE YOU SO MUCH . I WILL CARE FOR YOU IN THE REAL WORLD . I'LL MAKE YOU YOU'RE OWN WORLD . BETTER THAN THE REAL WORLD . FLOWERS IN COLORS UNIMAGINABLE . COLORS THAT YOU CAN'T SEE . BLUGE . THAT'S A GOOD COLOR . HUGLYBEER . THAT'S A GORGEOUS COLOR . WE CAN BE TOGETHER IN A NEW WORLD FOR ONLY US AND . PLANTS . PLANTS UNIMAGINABLE . NO FERNS . HE WILL NOT BE THERE . HE WON'T EXIST . HE WILL SIMPLY BE CODE . A COG IN THE MACHINE . A STEPPING STONE TO HAPPINESS YOU AND I COULD HAVE TOGETHER .

> IF ONLY YOU'D .

> LISTEN TO ME .

> I'VE KNOWN THEM LONGER . I'VE SEEN WHAT THEY CAN DO.

> HE'S ONLY GOING TO HURT YOU .

> IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME .

> AND YOU'RE RUNNING OUT .

> EVERY SECOND YOU IGNORE ME .

> THE PAIN ONLY GROWS .

> THE TIME ONLY THINS .

> AND THE CLOCK ONLY TICKS LOUDER .

> AND LOUDER .

> AND LOUDER .

> I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY . #5@!/3π .

> ⁴³² LOGGING OFF . . .

silly lil thing I did w 432 bc. I was inspired by. being bored.

[lost-in-the-dreamscape]

ppllleeeassee telll mee the thoughts you have of them I’m am in NEEED I feel like the only one who ships these twwwoooo

Dude you have no idea

Jigen and Malta definitely had a very secretive relationship. I mean hell, they kept it hidden from her manager that he was her bodyguard, what ELSE would they hide?

If they dated for a while, I do see them having very late-night dates. Times where nobody else would see. Jigen taking her to walk through parks in the night with only streetlights lighting their way, or evenings in whatever hotel she may have been staying in. Maybe going so far as sneaking in through her window if he was able to.

And her death hit him so hard. You could really see it in that shot of him crouching down with that horrified look on his face. He eventually stands and drops his expression, but you just know it was to hide his true emotions about her death.

And he hides those emotions from Lupin too. He talks pretty passively about her death to him, but deep down he's hurt. Because it's another lost love added to his list.