#I MEANT TO POST THIS LAST NIGHT

[dylrhodes]

i currently have a two and a half year old daughter -- and i have a son that's about to turn one on st. patrick's day. and while i'm sitting here eating my own uncrustable and drinking my own capri sun, i can't help but wonder who thought it was a good idea to let me have children? i'm honestly a thirty-two year old toddler and you can't tell me any different -- and earlier my oldest kid told me i needed a nap because i was cranky. which she wasn't wrong, i was feeling pretty cranky and a nap did wonders for my mood, but still, who is the adult here? well, now that i think about it, she's probably more of an adult than me, she's a little mother hen to me and her brother. either way, if you have children do you ever have moments like this wondering who let you become a parent? and if you don't have children -- tell me about all the childless fun you're having, like what kind of trouble are you getting yourself into since you don't have any little ones to chase after? i'm dylan for those that don't know me, and for those that do know me, i'm sorry. || @gonehollywoodstarters

[zekkopunks]

in your walls

[nytfythfhtyf]

gets so sad about a sims dog in a funny video im watching bc the sim is neglecting the dog. fuckint devastated about this fake dog. oh thank god the animal man took the video game dog away. and then he woo hooed the animal guy. love wins

[angelic-guest]

i was meant to go to sleep but between 3 of the god knows how people in the horny gang seeing my content, i am incapable of sleeping

what the hell y’all? y’all trying to make me cry on my birthday? /lh

i feel like I’ve been punched in the face in the best way possible

update: I GOT MYSELF A ONE-SHOT??? HELLO???

[undecth]

ACTUAL RELAXATION was difficult to come by in this day and age.

But here she was, lazing out against him on top of the towers, gazing up at the sky filled with murky stars. Despite the fog rolling in heavy waves, there were still some star and moonlight to be offered — and their arrival came as a sign of good fortunate to Bethanne. Blankets and pillows had been placed down to make the lounging more relaxing, their weary bodies laid to rest after a long day of training and lessons.

A motorboat-like purr filled the silence. The beastly spawn snuggled closer into Ketheric, one hand resting contently on a noticeably full belly — another good sign considering she had an awful habit of going days without feeding, whether it be blood or meals. When she first arrived, stress and bitterness made her live up to her ghoulish title with a lanky body and sunken features. Now, with guidance and a slow turn of comfort and kinship, she enjoyed indulgence and letting loose, behaving like a fat, happy cat in his lap. The spawn said nothing — but no words were needed, for the drowsy contentment on her face spoke loud enough.

@grimdarkfables

HE WAS GLAD TO HAVE A MOMENT to relax like this. Needing a short break from the GENERAL role he was so used to playing. Even with all the planning to storm baldurs gate, he still made time to help her with training and assist her with her lessons. He yawned and letting her just settle in with him, enjoying their peace.

[cherubytes]

[retquits]

+ bonus real self vs. stardew portrait!! 🌟

[neo-my-geo]

They have such a way with words

[sirenetica]

It's time for spring... ...We'll try again next fall

[hugs-and-stabbies]

👊👊💥💥!!

[stanheightis]

‼️ATTENTION SCREAM FANDOM‼️

‼️CANCEL BILLY LOOMIS‼️

i have reasons to believe billy loomis is the reason stu macher got his buzzcut.

whenever stu would suck billys dick, billy would tug on stu’s hair. this wasnt an issue, until he started ripping it out in chunks, similar to what jill roberts did in scream 4.

THIS IS AN ISSUE‼️ PLEASE BRING AWARENESS TO THE CRUELTY THAT BILLY LOOMIS TRULY IS ‼️

(images made by the lovely @liverralonee 🫶)

[lobotomize-d]

Weeee I drew on my school computer:3

[papyskellington]

*TAZ Dracula voice* xoxo gossip girl

[ace-geographer]

The never ending saga of text post memes continues!

Enjoy these ones fresh from the photo editor :)

Part 12/?

[the-bar-sinister]

Kyoko Kirigiri really said "I'm gonna throw the whole man in the trash."

That man? her beautiful future malewife.

[shitouttabuck]

i love you like a dog

cop car by mitski / the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater / matters of the heart by tracy chapman / tumblr poetry / artwork by sleepy.corvid / every dog's story by mary oliver / excerpts from love letters between virginia woolf and vita sackville-west / how to be a dog by andrew kane / inuyasha / dog & boy by elle emerson / straw house, straw dog by richard siken / lyrics from guthrie by julien baker & art by nervouswreckcollective / bridges by V.V. / bite the hand by boygenius / "sit stay beg" written on the drums at the my chemical romance show in cardiff, may 2022 / take me to church by hozier / I BUILT THE WALLS MYSELF by arch budzar / i wanna be your dog by the stooges / this tweet / love is a dog from hell by mad clown / moon song by phoebe bridgers / artwork by sleepy.corvid / hits different by taylor swift / wolf OR-7 by natalie diaz / your love finds its way back by sierra demulder / this must be the place by talking heads / to share a meal by amanda ba / luke's junkyard song by mary oliver / myths of the dog-man by david gordon white