#I agree with all of these statements

[slytherinshua]

slayest writer on this app ™️, n1 gyehyeon and taehyun stan ™️, midnight cookie fairy ™️, multiest multi stan ™️, sleep deprived ™️, midnight cookie fairy ™️, ff feeder for nugu fanbases ™️, cat mom ™️, ha hyunsangs gf ™️, hannie's best friend ™️ & many more i can't name rn bcuz im doing smth 🤩

NOT THE MIDNIGHT COOKIE FAIRY TWICE IM CRYING

[feanorianethicsdepartment]

i mean, sure, maybe in tolkien’s moral conception of the universe deviating from the Divine Plan™ that dictates that you and your people are destined to wither away into the dark and be forgotten is an act of utmost hubris, but like, we don’t have to agree with him

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

I bet discussion board posts with these two in your class would be wild

[thereallyreallylatebird]

Something something... Finetimers not being able to properly walk without being told where to go as a critique on how many people don't form proper and informed opinions on their own and only parrot what they're told by influential political and social leaders

[ragnarockz]

the latest smut prompt post had me crying with too many thoughts, can I get uhhhhh

08+23+28

or

02+33

pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺 (⬇️ bribery agnes)

The best bribe, TRULY hehehehe

ALSO UNCROSS YOUR FINGERS!

O8. pretty boy can't even fuck me properly . . . did my pussy make you all dumb?

23. you're going to fuck me until i only remember your name.

28. you know what i want and you'll give it to me.

O2. take it — fucking take it.

33. god, it's like you were made for me.

Plot? What plot? We can't have plot when you're as horny as I am! 😤

"Pretty boy can't even fuck me properly...did my pussy make you all dumb?"

Vidal chided as she laughed; throwing her head back so that her hair touched just below her shoulder blades. She heard Agnes panting behind her; struggling as she tried to sit up. Vidal looked over her shoulder quickly to take in the beautiful sight behind and below her.

Agnes had been getting on her nerves all day. Just little things; little remarks. She had lost count of how many times she had rolled her eyes until she gave her a proposition. Agnes chose the stubborn option.

Luring her up to their bedroom, Vidal managed to get Agnes on her back. She tied her wrists to the bedposts and her ankles as well. Spread out like a strung up deer; Vidal completely undressed Agnes until she was completely nude with just her harness and strap left.

Agnes had started back up again; the protesting and the stupid little remarks.

"You know what I want and you'll give it to me...with your fucking mouth shut..."

Vidal opened the night table drawer and fished out the ball gag she had stuffed in there. That went around Agnes' head and the gag in her mouth. The cherry on top. Wild eyes and nostrils flared; Agnes was completely at Vidal's mercy.

Perfect, Vidal thought to herself as she climbed on top of Agnes, as it should be.

Nails scratching down the front of Agnes' thighs as Vidal situated herself just above Agnes' crotch. She was merely inches away from sitting down onto the purple silicone cock; her pussy already wet from just having tied Agnes up and, shutting her up. She could hear the muffled moans behind her. Whatever pleads were coming from Agnes she couldn't hear. Lost and forgotten were her words as Vidal made sure to give the detective a show.

She squatted as low as she could without the toy touching her. Her right hand came down in between her own legs as she spread her folds. Slick and hot; her fingers trembled slightly. She held like that for a breath or two; wanting Agnes to see. Spreading for her, showing her how ready she was to take her cock.

Vidal let out a loud moan before she flicked her hair back and turned her face to look over her shoulder. Borderline pornographic; she wanted this image seared into Agnes' brain forever.

Agnes moaned against the rubber ball in her mouth; eyes rolling back as her eyes were glued to Vidal's wet fingers spreading herself and showing herself off. She tried to force her hips up but found out rather quickly what Vidal had done. She had made the restraints too tight so that she couldn't bend her arms or legs; rendering her useless to herself. She couldn't snap her hips up. A desperate moan muffled against the gag this time.

Vidal laughed again as she pulled her fingers away. Still looking over her shoulder at Agnes, she brought that hand up to lick her fingers clean before returning them back down again; opening herself up as she took Agnes' cock one inch at a time. Her head and gaze now forward as she concentrated. She watched as Agnes' toes curled; trying to control herself.

"God, it's like you were made for me, pretty boy...you just fit inside of me so well..."

Honey dripped from Vidal's mouth, coating her words as she pushed her hips back and down, grinding down onto Agnes' cock and into her lap. Another loud muffled moan came from behind her and Vidal smiled to herself. Her nails dug into Agnes' upper thighs as she held herself down. The slow rocking backwards had Agnes' cock at the perfect angle up inside of her; already hitting that spongy spot.

"You're going to fuck me until I only remember your name, Agnes...do you like that? Does that sound good to you?"

Vidal wasn't even facing her as she moaned out her words. Words turning into high pitched whines as she rolled her hips back. Long and slow draws; her ass cheeks rubbing over Agnes' lower abdomen each time. She knew Agnes could feel how wet she was; getting her harness and upper thighs soaked. Vidal clenched around Agnes' cock and her movements turned rigid.

Agnes knew it. Felt it. She could smell it. Sweat and come and arousal in the air as Vidal clenched her pretty little muscles around her hard cock. She felt like she was going to pass out; head swarming and legs trembling. She had already come herself; the sensation overwhelming. Vidal looking too good and too tempting sitting up on top of her. The way her back muscles moved and how her ass rubbed on top of her. The feeling of her nails digging into her skin and without a doubt; creating little cuts. The way her hair fell down her back and shoulders. The side profile she caught a glimpse of every now and again; that perfect curved tip of Vidal's nose.

Agnes wanted nothing more than to see Vidal's cum drip down the purple shaft and another spread of her folds just so she could watch her cum drip out of her. She almost blacked out right then and there from the mere thought of it.

"Ohgod...ohbabe.....fuckmefuckmefuckme..."

High and whiny and breathy Vidal continued fucking herself. She was moving a little faster; getting looser with her movements. Her arms were bent now and she was almost doubled over on top of Agnes. Eyelids slammed shut as she rolled back even further until Agnes' wet cock dared to slip right out.

Vidal gave a loud gasp and then a moan. She sat herself up slowly until just the head of Agnes' cock was left inside of her. She had given Agnes what she was waiting for.

The purple shaft was wet and slick; coated with white cum.

Another look behind her shoulder to stare Agnes down. Shaky hands coming in between her legs now as Vidal pulled upwards and the tip left her pussy. She quickly used her hands to spread herself once more; showing off how wet she was. Her cum just pooling out of her and down her thigh; just a viscous string.

Agnes could barely focus on anything. It was all too much. The way her wrists and ankles burned; her legs shaking uncontrollably under Vidal. Her own arousal seeping out of her throbbing cunt. Her rightfully engorged and pulsating clit hammering against her harness. The weight of Vidal and the look in her eyes; the curve of a wicked smile on her lips. Long green nails holding her folds open so Agnes could get a 'good view'.

"I know you don't like a mess..."

Vidal's words trailed off as she got herself off of Agnes' lap. She laid down now beside Agnes, facing her as she tried to catch her breath. Her chin rested on Agnes' thigh as she looked up at the detective. Agnes looked back at her still her wild eyes and flared nostrils. Her jaw was aching.

Vidal let her fingers walk across Agnes' thigh until they wrapped around the base of her cock. That same smile came back; a little lazier this time as she lifted her head. Agnes blinked and Vidal had her tongue licking up her shaft; cleaning up her 'mess'.

Agnes tried her best to thrash; to break free from her restraints. She was screaming behind the gag; trying to get herself free in some way. Vidal wasn't having any of it. It was her punishment for earlier that day. Vidal looked up with her eyes, tongue still extended out mid-lick. She put her tongue back into her mouth and whispered low,

"Take it. Fucking take it, pretty boy. This is what happens when you don't behave."

Her tongue poked back out to lick from the base to the head; never breaking eye contact with Agnes as she took the head between her lips. A daring look in her eye; one that made Agnes stop her sounds and moving completely. A dead stop.

Vidal's gaze never left as she sucked herself off of Agnes' cock. The silence hanging in the air like a storm cloud.

[enjoyvoidblack]

Something about perpetually-coat-wearing characters and the invoked vibe of being always either newly arrived or just about to leave somewhere. Much to consider.

[pip3dream]

“Family” is a toxic excuse for things people put up with

Nora on Andrew’s trigger words

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

I think it’s cute if lemongrab can go to wizard city, like the wall lets him in and he's never thought about it before or questioned it, but he doesn’t really exactly grok that he’s A Wizard

he knows that he doesn’t get in trouble for going there, but he knows that some people do. which is kind of a big deal for him

[slytherinshua]

slowly realizing more and more that the sm boycott effort is gonna amount to nothing in the end, and this is not the way we should be going about the riize situation.

i loved seunghan when he was in the group, and i am still an ot7 fan. but at a point, i think we need to think of how much of our time and energy we're willing to spend fighting for something that has such a small chance of actually happening. sm is gonna bounce back from any stock lost from the boycott because they are one of the big 3. they have like 4 of the biggest groups in kpop rn: nct, aespa, red velvet, riize. there's just no way either boycotting riize or boycotting all of sm would actually be detrimental enough to get a member who's been terminated from the group back in.

and while i don't agree with the ot6 fans who are being unreasonable, i think some ot7 fans have been just as bad. this fandom is so toxic and rotten, every day it just seems to get worse. and i don't like the narrative that most ot7 fans were spreading about ot6 kfans-- how they were just mad that seunghan was dating pre debut. that isn't why they were mad, they really didn't care about that. it's the fact that he took pictures of him with his possibly/alleged underage girlfriend (it's honestly bad enough with/without her being possible underage, which i don't have confirmation on) at what looks like a hotel and presumably sent it to his friends in a group chat (which was how it got leaked). that's why they wanted him out of the group.

personally, i don't believe that a member should get kicked out of a group or put on hiatus without a proper reason why. and seunghan's hiatus and termination is really messy. but there are valid reasons why kfans weren't too big on him. the problem is there have been many idols kicked out for things they didn't do, and others who have been caught doing really fucked up and nasty things and rightfully kicked out of the group, but it's hard to know which idols are innocent or not when there's no organization. and when we jump on a narrative train and blow something super big out of proportion, the facts and proper investigation of the situation gets lost in the mess of things.

what should have happened was things being properly investigated back in october 2023 before seunghan was ever put on hiatus, and a decision made from there whether to keep him in the group or kick him out based on that.

instead, we have the other 6 members who clearly want seunghan back tired of the state of everything (rightfully so), ot7 and ot6 fans fighting a full blown war every day without logical thinking, and misinformation being spread left and right. there's no organization, there's no firm confirmation on anything, all of this is just such a big mess.

now let me be clear IF it's true that there was anything suspicious going on between seunghan and his girlfriend, then i would obviously no longer support him. as it is, i'm not going to stop supporting him until there's firm evidence. i'm tired of kpop stans making rash decisions based on half truths instead of just being patient and waiting for the facts to come out. staying neutral during unclear situations is a valid stance to take. please let's all stop jumping to conclusions from both sides.

[feralkwe]

i can think of one, maybe two, indigenous bloggers whose posts on native topics get any kind of notes or traction. i am far far more likely to see the topics about natives posted by non-natives get circulated, which is not at all frustrating

i genuinely wish there was more focus on amplifying indigenous voices (not just my own) because talking around us or about us but never to us sure does make a statement about how you think about us.

[bluespring864]

that's my guy

[now-that-i-saw-you]

I think the main thing people should know about me is that I both agree and disagree with almost everyone. I love nuance, and I dislike centrists.

[bugwolfsstuff]

You think the fact that Poseidon doesn't see Percy often except in 'times of need' is because Zeus is a paranoid bastard (/affectionate) and already doesn't trust the two of them?

[2-dsimp]

Nokka fans have been standing since the beginning, they need to rest their feet for a bit lol

[nadiajustbe]

Don't think I'm finished on "Movie is how Howl tells the story..." statement. Because it's fundamentally wrong.

Look, I get it when you want to say that the hmc movie is its own story with an original plot — because it is, mostly, the only things that remain are the concept and some hits given here in there that lead to nowhere. However, movie is absolutely not how Howl would tell the story. It is, in fact, pretty opposite of it in some aspects.

Even when talking about Howl self-image, wich started it all, I think people keep forgetting how self-aware Howl can be. He knows he's vain and cowardly and an absolute loser and he doesn't want to be respectful whatsoever. He even tells Michael that, quote

“I know I’m slapdash, but there's no need for you to copy me"

And the whole ending sequence is just him being honest with Sophie and telling her the truth about who he thinks he is and his weaknesses. He pretty much states all he flanks are weak — he knows it, and it is true. Would he try to make it all more romantic and cool and so he would make himself seem less of a loser? Yes, absolutely. Would he make it by erasing absolutely everything about his character being unique and standing out turning it into a whole-blown "love peace not war" story? Absolutely not.

He may not mention him getting with another women every week, that's true. But he wouldn't leave out his stupidly-"romantic" nature while he was doing so, and he would not leave the guitar courting stuff out just because it's connected to it, gosh, he thinks it's cool.

Yes, he is quoting Shakespeare and John Dohn and he is poetic and sometimes overly romantise thinks to make it more dramatic, but that does not mean he's gonna achieve it by leaving out all his shenanigans whatsoever. Also, note, he does not want to be seen perfect by everyone, just by ones he thinks is important to him or his life or his stupid decisions. After all, he was the one who started the rumors about Wizard Howl being a heart-eater. He was the one to ask Sophie to blaken his name — to show him in the worst light possible.

"He wants to be seen perfect by everyone" is such a... mediocre analysis of his character, honestly, it might work with appearance, in Ingary at least, but personality wise. He want to be seen so only when it benefits him and people he thinks highly of. When he thinks that too high thoughts about him would bring him into trouble, give him unwanted attention or make him actually works, that his last wish ever. That's the whole subplot of the book — Howl does not want to be seen too good by the king because it's gonna lead him somewhere he doesn't want to be. Hell, he even denies doing something just because he wanted to help, saying that he "did it for money".

(it doesn't mean he wants people to see him as someone great, it's just that's pretty selective and his "perfect" persona is as fake as his "horrible wizard one)

Movie!Howl might be Book!Howl propaganda, but definitely not ALL of him. Some parts, some scenes, some moments might work (and that's actually the most accurate thing out of all statement), but I don't personally think this is the EXACT way Howl would tell his character.

Him telling about Sophie is the whole other thing. He LOVES Sophie for how crazy and stubborn and nosy and moody she can be — there's NO WAY he's not gonna give weed killer a half an hour or screen time just to talk about what haos of a woman his wife is. Yes, some of them might not fit into his "perfect picture" but he loves Sophie, and he loves what she does with this "perfect picture" and he's gonna give another hour on them bantering just because Sophie is being Sophie. He's NOT gonna leave out everything he loves about Sophie making her kind-hearted quiet protagonist with one mean line, the ones she was supposed to be the opposite, the caricature of.

There's also no way he would make Michael into a... white about six years old child? He may see him younger than Sophie does due to them growing up in a different environments, true, but 1) not that much 2) the whole thing about Michael is that he's the most responsible adult-like person in the whole Castle, despite being the youngest of all them, and Howl also KNOWS that. Also there's no need to change his skin or hair colour, as well as making him having no role in the story. I don't think he'll mention Michael trying to catch a star because of his nephew's homework — this is embarrassing, after all, but there's so MUCH more of Michael than that.

He's not gonna may ms. Pentstemmon a villain of any kind. Letting alone mixing her with Ben for some reason (who to hell is ms. Suliman, seriously?? W H Y). He highly respects her, to the point he's ready to attend her funeral even If it's gonna make him dead. If anything, he's gonna show her figure even more heroic than she is, maybe adding a whole sequence with her heroicly fighting with WoTW and loosing with an epic SGI. But making her a villain? No. Just not. There's no reason for that.

There's also no WAY he wouldn't mention Wales. He LOVES his country, he outright states it with "I love Wales but Wales doesn't love me" quote. Yes, there's jokes about Megan being a war metaphor, but Wales is not just Megan — it's also Mari, Niel, his old rugby team, his childhood and teen years, his memories and his experience. He would not make that portal If there was no things he wants to go back for — it's such an obvious weakness of his that WoTW notices it right away. He may not mention getting drunk before a fight, but he's gonna mention Wales.

(also I think people exaggerate Howl's hate for Megan. Yes, their relationship are far from perfect, but they still talk, she lest him go into her house announced and her family is what triggers him to fight with his evil ex in the first place. They may not be on a good terms but they DIDN'T cut off their connection. And "hate" is def not the word for that. Don't forget his first reaction to Sophie being in danger in CITA is "send her to Wales to his sister". He sees Wales as safe and reliable place, this is his first solution for dangerous situations. Even when he's not the biggest fan of his sister herself.)

He's also not gonna leave the sister subplot simply cause it was funny. He may change WoTW because he doesn't like her but he's not gonna make her live with them and feed her with a spoon, for the God's sake, that's disgusting. Him making himself Ingarian is the last thing he would do. He would NEVER.

(he's also not gonna leave out Shakespeare quoting in the sake of "romantise sequence you guys are talking about.)

Also, he could not care less about the war. I've seen a war with my own eyes, and... this is really, eh, too optimistic image of it I might say. Somehow realistic in showing it, but not by the way it provides solution, honestly. "Let's all just create love and King's gonna cancel war" IT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. NO.

When he did attend war in CITA, he literally have won it by bringing IBUPROFEN onto the war field. Ibuprofen and bandages. What a "all-giving" reckless hero, really.

Book!Howl is a caricature to everything Movie! Howl is, and otherwise would not tell the story providing cliches he himself is the opposite of. He's a loser and an idiot and we love him for that.

It's two completely different stories. There's no need to connect them. Please.

[dcvidsrossi]

There will never be another 4 episode run like 4.15 to 4.18 of Criminal Minds