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#I am just... befuddled
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ijgieor Drawing some Warden Ingo for class, so I'm looking at a ref and, as a chronic wearer of pants that are slightly too long, I realized that his pants should be just as scuffed as his coat
The fact that they're not means his pants are new
However
He is the only where character wearing slacks
He is also the only character who has his pants touching the ground
Where is he getting new pants from???
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co-worker: do you think it's possible to kill someone with a plastic baseball bat?
me, a writer: depends on how far I can get it down their throat?
co-worker: okay????
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utterdrip · 1 month
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astarion is sooooo funny hes like “why did you trust me! that was so fucking stupid !” [affectionate]
like my love having someone trust you and listen to you is like. Your Thing™️
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Silly sketches I did like a week ago.
Idk but the way they’re framing Dark Cacao rn with the whole “a bunch of people broke in tried to my steal my (fake) treasure and called me a fake immortal” backstory for Mystic Flour combined with the whole yin/yang symbolism in that one frame from the trailer and the fact that she still seems to want what’s best for cookiekind added onto the fact that Dark Choco (a character about second chances and forgiveness) is showing up in BY book 4…. Idk makes me think that maybe she’s getting redeemed or something.
Not a serious theory or anything, I’m totally wrong but it’s fun to think about. The beast updates actually being about the 5 heroes Friendship is Magic-ing their way into helping the beasts like come to terms with their situation and learn to coexist with the two halves of their soul jam.
Maybe that could be what the “Awakened” states are- becoming the whole soul jam light thingy. Or maybe just accepting their place as a half. Like I said, not a serious prediction it’s just fun to think about.
#can you see me struggling with Mystic Flour’s face?#bc an old HC decreed the ancient heroes had to look similar to the previous owners of their SJ#this was like a year before the beasts were shown in game soooo called it#anyway but whatever#also the way she phrased the stealing treasure thing kind of made it sound like SA but like.#they probably didn’t mean it like that#nobody even reads my tags so it’s like. eh#I really just ramble in the tags bc I’m embarrassed about using actual tags for my posts so my rambling really just acts like a buffer#am I repeatedly saying this isn’t serious bc someone vauged my completely joking post where I said Dark Cacao was a bit of an asshole?#because it was a joke. and also in books 13-14 she is an asshole#and in the post I made several other references to headcanons I had like Choco being transgender and DC having autism and also calling her#SHE/HER which she doesn’t use in canon? like I feel like you can tell that I was joking.#I’m not even mad I’m just befuddled#like I like their actual game analysis and respect them as a blogger but like???? why am I catching strays I think the post got like 7 notes#whatever it’s not that serious but like ???? they reblogged my art 5 seconds before posting it did they WANT me to see it??? like?????#anyway nobody asked normal tags now#girlblogging#crk#dark cacao cookie#dark cacao crk#mystic flour cookie#mystic flour crk#teethart#cookie run kingdom#anyway next update MF should tell DC to kill himself
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fluffygiraffe · 4 months
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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK THE LOVESICK-RIDDEN OLD MAN???????
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boxchewr · 1 year
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what if game colress tweaked his dimension device to pull in alternate versions of himself out of curiosity. Pain is what
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gophergal · 1 month
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Genuine if possibly ignorant question:
Does gender literally matter in every part of people's lives, because I've been noticing recently that, like, that seems to be the underlying base identity thing before EVERYTHING ELSE and I feel stupid if that's always been how it is
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assortedvillainvault · 5 months
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I am hereby declaring January 2024 as 'Jesus-Fucking-Christ-January'.
Because what the fuck.
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unculturedmamoswine · 8 months
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dragonanon · 6 months
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Pomni: I. FREAKING. HATE. THE. DIGITAL. CIRCUS! Jax and Blaire make me do the Fortnite dance while they T-pose around me and shout “Go white girl go!”
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unanchored-ship · 2 months
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I like to imagine that Nottingham needs to choke on aphrodisiacs in order to have any sexual desire at all (SHREWSBURY IS AN EXCEPTION LMAO NOTTINGHAM HAS A SEXUAL SEIZURE EVERYTIME BERRY SPEAKS/j but you get the idea) He's not ace but like... it's just hard for him to boner up yknow I feel like such a clown saying this Also he barely needs any aphrodisiacs to get REALLY FREAKY REAAAAAAAAALLLY FREAKY MAN HE COULD RIVAL BERRY IN THE BEDROOM 😭😭 And idk maybe he or his wives liked that a lot I mean 28 pregnancies between your two wives (8 for the 1st and 20 for the 2nd) and 13 surviving children is kinda extreme don't ya think? you do not need that many spare heirs when under the influence of an aphrodisiac hes like an omega going through heat?? Actually alpha rut or whatever fits better cuz i can only see him being dom I am no omegaverse expert i had to search this up send help typing those words out do not feel right he would literally fuck anyone if they walked in during his 'heat' SHREWSBURY FIRST
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forestofsprites · 1 year
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you want to know a characteristic that I absolutely adore?? creatures who communicate solely through musical vocalizations. guys who speak in instrumental melody and ditty! in signature whistles and haunting compositions! I am positively obsessed with the concept!
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theplushfrog · 10 months
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Crowley's Tool
For the love of all that is earthly. I AM SHIT WITH CAR BREEDS AND TRADE TOOLS.
What on EARTH is the thing Crowley uses for his time powers.
It kinda looks like a tire iron, but also like a wrench or something. It spins, so it's like a crank???? It was IN the Bentley when it exploded. It flew out of the Bentley so and it would make sense if it was a car part, but WHAT PART???
Did Crowley put his fucking time power tool thing inside the Bentley??? Or did he like the Bentley because it had a tool/device that looked like his time power tool???
Please, someone take pity on me and my lack of car understandings.
What the fuck is it called. I need to be able to fucking name the thing and not have to edit this fucking fic five billion times as I try to decide what the fuck to call the fucking thing
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ballsballsbowls · 4 months
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marbleheavy · 1 year
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straight people are so horny for Sex and not even in a worshipping divinity/consumption/audre lorde’s the erotic way
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canonbydeduction · 11 months
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Why is McCain’s (the french fry company) making Stranger Things ads. Like I just got an ad, again for a french fry company, that does not make sense unless you know Barb Holland’s basic story line and can vaguely recognize the actress like seven years later. What the fuck?
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